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Stephen Colbert
3,472,442 followers | Follow
Michael Moore
Filmmaker ('Fahrenheit 9/11'), author ('Stupid White Men'), citizen ('United States of America').1,040,369 followers | Follow
White Girl Problems
I wrote a book. It's about me. Buy it here: http://babewalker.com736,546 followers | Follow
Jesus Christ
You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)476,746 followers | Follow
The Batman
The hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs. So you'll follow him. Because he can take it. GDB@batcomputer.net343,948 followers | Follow
Tiny Buddha
Simple wisdom for complex lives. Quotes, tips, and authentic stories. Run by @lori_deschene. BUY THE BOOK: http://tinybuddhabook.com275,651 followers | Follow
Death Star PR
The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. #StarWars DeathStarPR@gmail.com203,744 followers | Follow
TheBestWorstAdvice
Here to make the rest of your life the best of your life.200,977 followers | Follow
Maria Popova
Interestingness hunter-gatherer obsessed with combinatorial creativity. Editor of @brainpickings & @explorer. Bylines for @WiredUK & @TheAtlantic. MIT Fellow.183,832 followers | Follow
Terry McMillan
writer,idealist,truth-seeker, troublemaker, loyal friend, bad singer, textile designer.164,712 followers | Follow
DRUNK HULK
REMEMBER! WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AND SEE ONE FOOTPRINTS! YOU KNOW THAT WHEN DRUNK HULK CARRY YOU! WWW.DRUNKHULK.COM!157,859 followers | Follow
NietzscheQuotes
134,491 followers | Follow
Kurt Vonnegut
131,983 followers | Follow
Uncle_Ruck
54,279 followers | Follow
Jasmine Sanders
For booking information contact Vision Los Angeles. If you would like to contact me on a more personal note: Please email me at MyGoldenDolls@yahoo.com :)40,273 followers | Follow
Derek Haines
Author, storyteller, Aussie and Swiss. 'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' Douglas Adams.34,760 followers | Follow
I AM THAT I AM!
Atheist in spirit. Reject their label. I am an anti-irrationalist, Bible-bullshit-bomber, slayer of supernatural-thought, bane of the stupidstitious.21,703 followers | Follow
Trend Facts
A random fact about trending topics (or random topics) is tweeted every hour between 10am and midnight (EST).20,864 followers | Follow
Doug Stanhope Quotes
A Doug Stanhope quote every day from the unofficial quote stream that takes pride in failing to do justice to a comic genius.18,539 followers | Follow
Rob Bricken
Guy who does Topless Robot. Self-loathing nerd. Lucky bastard. Frequenter of toy stores. Heavy drinker. Lover of much. Hater of more. Basically a bad person.15,710 followers | Follow
Chicago King
My name is DJ & I'm an addict. Im addicted to cartoons. I love final fantasy. I love fruity pebbles, but i dont love these women #VSU #Cloud9Ent9,835 followers | Follow
David Weedmark
Acclaimed poet & novelist with a penchant for dark roast coffee; passionately curious. Latest book: The Tanglewood Murders now in stores near you.8,787 followers | Follow
Chuck Palahniuk
Quotes from the author behind Fight Club and many other incredible novels. NOT THE REAL CHUCK!8,772 followers | Follow
Sir Franklin Pauli
Martha Stewart once said, It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none7,927 followers | Follow
Dr.NuNu(OB/GYN)
My Page is NOT for the sensitive at heart! I love Medicine & everything about life. #NotMedicalAdvice #CougarClubPresident5,476 followers | Follow
Fred P '_'
I'm better than you'll ever be...bow beneath the greatness that is me '_'4,200 followers | Follow
#QUEENSHIT ✌
23.#TeamOG.Boston DancehallQueen.11'Miss Intl OnlineWineQueen.Dancehall Choreographer.UmassGrad 11.On @TruTv BOOKINGS: DHQYAYABOOKINGS@GMAIL.COM2,209 followers | Follow
Lawrence Mills
North Briton. History student who talks about politics and buys too many books. Centre-Left.2,043 followers | Follow
Maxi Buttmore
Adult sperm at its finest...To follow me is NOT knowing me.1 cocky sumbishh...here to make you laugh, not to advertise my life. You're welcome.1,949 followers | Follow
The Penis Whisperer
Hey. I'm here to rock out with my cock out. Well...ok,I don't have an actual cock, but I can rock out with my tampon string hangn or somethn equally offensive1,240 followers | Follow
Akeemz A Fool
Genius - the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense...1,093 followers | Follow
Greg Popabitch
Jokes & calling people out on their bullshit. It's just twitter. Who cares what others think969 followers | Follow
Verified G
God is Good #teamfollowback Author of the book CONFESSIONS OF A G ! Get your copy today at www.sevensparks.net894 followers | Follow
getta♡mrs.poppington
fascinations: cocaine & big bootays! Paris dreamer.. 33% slow.. Im dangerous.. im bad...im off the wall yal!!! bookings: bookwavy@gmail.com774 followers | Follow
What's My Name?
Me voy con el viento | I'm living life like I'm in a dream | άρριζος | Indie limelight532 followers | Follow
Muthafucker Jones Jr
I'm your local neighborhood sex offender and I fart on pillows and give ppl pink eye.453 followers | Follow
MeMe Jenkins
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Therefore, I desire things that will destroy me in the end.444 followers | Follow
Epitome of beauty.
Mom. live2learn,LUV2liveNlike2laugh. I wnt ppl 2 b thmselvs, real/ not. PROVE ME WRNG! I luv the study of thought vintage tees LEVIS old music &HEELS #teamLIBRA412 followers | Follow
Shaneice Denee
Wabbit season has came n went. Nevertheless on the hunt, on to bigger game ;) I'm (Still) smarter than you because I'm from Brooklyn338 followers | Follow
The One & Only
Believer of Christ. Problem Solver. Master Organizer. Travel Junkie. Golden Girls Watcher. Shoe Collector. Laughter Lover. Neat Freak. Creatively Random.225 followers | Follow
