Funny Retards
RainnWilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.3,028,396 followers | Follow
Ben Stiller
The real Ben Stiller. Sort of, whatever real means. Follow my production company here: @RedHourFilms ... my parents here: @StillerandMeara.2,818,466 followers | Follow
kelly oxford
Writer. Designed to make you feel like everything is going well. I am your Perestroika.351,416 followers | Follow
Alison Agosti
Writer. From that boring, middle-class upbringing that everyone has been talking about.230,948 followers | Follow
Jenny Johnson
Writer, wife, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. http://www.witstream.com/#jenny_johnson206,720 followers | Follow
Mandy Stadtmiller
Sign up for my upcoming tabloid tell-all NEWS WHORE at: http://mandystadtmiller.com112,555 followers | Follow
Kelly Shannon Kelly✩
I tweet funny oneliners and will #followback! Adventurer, world traveler, photographer105,780 followers | Follow
Ciaran Blumenfeld
Storyteller, dreamer of big dreams, kid wrangler & GM of Casa De Chaos. More on my many endeavors at http://bit.ly/5SLjLc85,863 followers | Follow
Favstar.fm
Tip: Tell your friends to log in to Favstar once and their Favs and RTs will be collected instantly.59,942 followers | Follow
Xeni Jardin
Madam Boing. Breast cancer isn't something I have, but something my body is currently doing. I tweet about this, and all that my mind is doing. xeni@xeni.net57,191 followers | Follow
lauren caltagirone
I live in a hovel! And you live in a townhouse! I can't believe this girl!55,315 followers | Follow
Damien Fahey
tv, radio host. comedy writer. improv & standup. staff writer for http://www.someecards.com. writes fake news at http://www.damienfahey.tumblr.com51,373 followers | Follow
Shit My Pants
Welcome new followers. Step 1. Lower your expectations. Step 2. Don't judge me. Step 3. Interact. Unless you're ugly, then don't.45,158 followers | Follow
Lucky Shirt
Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.37,036 followers | Follow
Lana Berry
Real cola taste with 60% less sugar. Inquiries: lanaontwitter@gmail.com33,760 followers | Follow
Genesis Be
What Willis was talkin' bout.... #TrustNobody #Autodidact #GeekyGirl #Entrepreneur #PoliticallyIncorrect #iMakeGoodMusic #FamilyGuyFanatic31,523 followers | Follow
Julia Bradbury
Peripatetic Telly Presenter & mama. Countryfile, Iceland Adventure, Canal Walks, Secret Britain, Kill It Cut Use It , Wainwright Walks, That's Britain +PEL28,719 followers | Follow
Ethan Marcotte
Designer, developer. Started that whole “responsive web design” thing.28,312 followers | Follow
Clarke Kant
I'm all for saving the world, just not necessarily the people. Now available on Witstream.com!27,918 followers | Follow
Jack Mackenroth
Delusional, over-exposed G-lister. NSFAnyone. Generally horrid. I just slept with your dad and it was gross.25,052 followers | Follow
Miss Fuckalicious
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.24,498 followers | Follow
CJ Werleman
Author of 'God Hates You. Hate him Back' (Available on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/God-Hates-Hate-Back-ebook/dp/B0037Z70H6/ )21,694 followers | Follow
Shari Vanderwerf
Stand-up comedian/writer. My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.19,657 followers | Follow
Jason Mustian
Hello! Do you like some things, yet dislike other things? HI! ®17,536 followers | Follow
Carolyn McCray
I write. I think about dieting then eat a ding dong... Okay, two. Fine, three. Oh, ya, and I'm a Kindle Bestseller #duh16,022 followers | Follow
Allison Winn Scotch
Novelist, NY Times bestseller, celeb profiler, goldfish killer, dog walker, tantrum negotiator, ass-kicker, pop culture junkie, superwoman.15,840 followers | Follow
Hormonella, damn it!
My body is not my temple. It's more like my bar and grill.15,795 followers | Follow
Jane Wiedlin
Rockin', animal-lovin', progressive, pervy, Packers fan, sci-fi geek chick. If my opinions offend you, PLEASE unfollow ME!14,998 followers | Follow
Sputnik Sweetheart
Not to make you fall in love with me but I probably don't have AIDS.13,044 followers | Follow
Puddin Warhole
passive-aggressive, stage 7 clinger, all around terrible person. I'm the reason we can't have nice things.12,158 followers | Follow
Katrina Whipp
That's me in the corner. I kiss like a fish, but never cry like a lover.11,914 followers | Follow
Ella or Denise
As soon as my husband starts his car I jump back in bed. I once drank a 12 pack of Stellartois at a baby shower.11,682 followers | Follow
who cupped my boobs?
My favourite pastime is planting sex toys at yard sales in nice neighborhoods, then sitting back to watch the magic unfold.11,284 followers | Follow
Nikki Walter
I am a comedian who contributes to WitStream.com, @LIFECOACHERS and the general decay of society.11,238 followers | Follow
Adam Juskewitch
Every night I steal the little gnome figurine from my neighbor's yard and replace it with a gnome that's identical but one inch taller.10,701 followers | Follow
Brian Soto
Writer, semi-retired amateur lawn dart player. Will sleep for food.10,513 followers | Follow
designersays
When coworkers piss me off, I start sending them very serious work-related emails with a blank subject line. Don't fuck with me.10,159 followers | Follow
Adam Isacson
I work at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_wola.9,933 followers | Follow
Big Gay Ferris Wheel
Everybody hates you. - dad http://www.youtube.com/sausagelickingclown9,851 followers | Follow
ThisBitchRightHere
Ladies, dont go after ugly rich men. Make your own money so you can fuck hot, poor guys.9,805 followers | Follow
Aimee Giese
Things I like: @bugfrog, our kid, design, music, travel, photography & working @giesemedia. I have 68 characters left, but really - that about sums it up.9,496 followers | Follow
Jennifer Marshall
I am a SAHM of twins trying to keep my sanity - I know, I just used SAHM and sanity in the same sentence. That's NUCKING FUTS, isn't it?!9,198 followers | Follow
Eric Ledgin
Writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and I also wrote the first chapter of a book but then stopped.9,160 followers | Follow
Maral Ghanma
People say I'm stubborn, opinionated, and oppositional. I disagree.7,958 followers | Follow
Jonathan Sloan
The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.7,855 followers | Follow
Ben Brooks
Comic, musician, writer, father & student. I write jokes and non-jokes. If that scares you, don't follow. http://www.witstream.com.7,671 followers | Follow
The Pretty Girl Swag
Its a shit show, but someone's got to live it. Instagram: alltheuglytruth7,605 followers | Follow
Candy Crisis
I do a really good impersonation of a Fugu fish crashing against a window at high speed.7,434 followers | Follow
Doctor Zaius
Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are7,365 followers | Follow
Uncle Mike
I was orphaned in a cabbage warehouse on the island of Cycos and became a success in America, thanks to God and Larry King. I love money and hate urinators.7,351 followers | Follow
Angela Helga
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use is my liver for *after* photos.7,026 followers | Follow
Joe Bizness
The trick to comedy is being able to unmercifully make fun of yourself without having thoughts of suicide.6,540 followers | Follow
Mark Reiley
Areola aficionado and general nuisance. I like things and don't like other things. Email me: markprogram@gmail.com6,490 followers | Follow
ms. diagnosed
Mother, daughter, carnivore, social drunk, shit talker, flirt and procrastinator du jour6,380 followers | Follow
Jennifer Foster
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin5,976 followers | Follow
Love Goddess
Exploring ♥LOVE♥ in all its forms (body/mind/spirit). Playful, fun, sometimes serious & dark. Seeking earthly expression of ultimate Love. http://bit.ly/eNtmhQ5,928 followers | Follow
Megan Carpentier
Executive Editor @RawStory. Political junkie. Pottymouth. Twitter-blocker. You're entitled to free speech, but not to an audience for your mouth diarrhea.5,177 followers | Follow
Sofiya Alexandra
Comedian, writer, eater, defecator. http://onesheet.com/SofiyaAlexandra4,734 followers | Follow
Al Coholic
This is a page where you can follow a guy who is trying to literally drink himself to death. Should be fun to follow.4,674 followers | Follow
KarenLyneButler
Living my life vicariously through the twittering of others. You follow me & I'll follow you.4,511 followers | Follow
Shanna Bologna
I'm creepy, but not that creepy. Ok, I'm that creepy. Ok, I'm that creepy. Monogamous with @theduty.4,098 followers | Follow
Scarlett Fever
Music video junkie who adores great kids, particularly mine. Collecting friends who rock, get me, or otherwise fascinate.3,905 followers | Follow
freckle face
the following was based on a true story. no actual feelings were hurt in the writing of that tweet.3,680 followers | Follow
CJ Roberts
I am a Writer, a Magician, a Strategist of Social Intelligence, a Neuromancer, a Photographer, a Zen Idealist and the Ghost of the Dark Muse Ministry.3,592 followers | Follow
Marc MacKenzie
Marc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.3,480 followers | Follow
Political Splash
Come on in, the water's fine. Political satirist, pundit and commentator. Sharing thoughts on politics, social issues, religion and everything in between.3,454 followers | Follow
Kira Siddall
World traveler interested in strategy, advertising, planning, social media, nonprofs & music. RVA lover. SMCRVA cofounder.3,381 followers | Follow
bigmouthedwoman
If I'm not eating, laughing, fucking or reading then I'm probably wishing I were.3,322 followers | Follow
poop finger
attn: midgets, religious folk, fatties, other weird fuckers & cops: i say mean things. there's yer disclaimer. fuckititude aplenty.3,176 followers | Follow
Adam Fogle
Sometimes, when the weather is nice, I ghost ride my wheelchair. I think about the 90s a lot.2,934 followers | Follow
Undead Cyborg
I used to make it to the Leaderboard, if you can believe it. http://favstar.fm/users/zombot/ http://brainslush.tumblr.com2,832 followers | Follow
Mr Douchebag
2,827 followers | Follow
Daena Kramer - DK
Morning show co-host on X107.5. I'll probably offend you so don't take me too seriously. I love peanut butter. And Costco. http://facebook.com/justkramer2,813 followers | Follow
Southern Insomniac
Southern gal with a quirky view on life...figured out what it's all about, but I'm still hanging around.2,802 followers | Follow
Mixmaster L.A. Dawn
Singer. Ukulele plinker. Joke maker. Cheese lover. Laundry avoider. Pastry Chef.2,748 followers | Follow
Paul Gude (Rascal)
I'm Paul Gude! I do swears and say crazy things! UNSAFE! For safety, visit the Twitter feed of children's author Paul Gude: http://twitter.com/#!/paul_gude2,748 followers | Follow
Erin Margrethe
Expat Californian living in Melbourne since 2006. I'm your friendly neighborhood nail lady.2,742 followers | Follow
Jordan Peterson
FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer.2,693 followers | Follow
ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs
These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications.2,673 followers | Follow
Lara (not Laura)
YAYS: Music,FUNNY folks,intelligent bullshit NAYS: racists,idiots, pedophiles,mayo.Girly tomboy,sometimes witty,inappropriate, crass,drunk.Im pretty fkin cool.2,670 followers | Follow
Bryan Choate
As a boorish gentleman of wit & learning, known to jape & jest at the expense of others, I wear only the finest doublets & waistcoats. Also, I enjoy ice cream.2,667 followers | Follow
MartyjjMcCullough
I have many layers, cut me and I will make u cry like a bitch, Spank You Kindly {8^)2,567 followers | Follow
Drew Monge
Musician, part-time harlequin, method actor, freelance alcoholic, clairvoyant, friend of eunuchs, lover of concubines, yarn unraveller.2,559 followers | Follow
ThatBitchKae
My naked body has proven to be an excellent opposite sex repellent.2,506 followers | Follow
Trixie Longboots
Palaeographer, numismatist, martyrologist, mudlark, grifter, bluestocking, prefecture of the pontifical household, sob sister, egg broker, dream dealer, dandy.2,466 followers | Follow
Kerry-Anne Gilowey
Content strategist, drummer, guitarist, belly-dancer, cat-snuggler, whiskey-drinker, traveller, Pearl Jam fangirl, ADHDer, knitter, hip replacement survivor.2,392 followers | Follow
Hero of Bostonia
Bravely overcoming life’s minor speed bumps in the face of mild hypoglycemia. I am the Lance Corporal of my fate.2,368 followers | Follow
imtellingmom
I'm telling Mom that you're a whore. (I am not @Jenna_Marbles but my avi is.)2,330 followers | Follow
Cassandra Barry
I do wife of Joel Stein stuff and mom to a toddler stuff. WAH textile designer. Blog at babble.com: http://bitly.com/pPPDo92,256 followers | Follow
Lainey Diamond
“I don't know who you are I just said you're a friend of a friend and you're cool”—Bryan Lee O'Malley2,245 followers | Follow
Nancylee Myatt
writer, producer, love the racetrack, horsing around and great cocktails2,243 followers | Follow
Tennie Anywon
A little Tweetin', a little convo. I'm very social,cheerful,loving. I love dark chocolate, sex, Buffaloes,Cowboys...Like to have fun & make new friends!2,124 followers | Follow
Drew (Not a Guy) H
...and then before I knew it I had awesome all over me. I'm never going to get this out.1,994 followers | Follow
Emily, Your Queen
Zooey Deschanel and Lindsay Lohan's lovechild. I love sparkles, hearts, happiness and vodka.1,883 followers | Follow
Lindsay Anne Black
Set and Costume Designer, former Scenic Artist, Photographer, Notorious Lesbian, Hack Ukuleleist, and 60's spy-fi enthusiast.1,689 followers | Follow
Carol Thompson
1,675 followers | Follow
Jennifer McB
You could say I'm a smart ass, but I prefer witty. I know many things, interesting and mundane. I'm not really that nice, but I really am nice. Nice1,647 followers | Follow
Maggie Steciuk
Not quite the geek she hoped to become, but there's time still.1,633 followers | Follow
Deborah Doodles ღஐღ
~ Occupy Twitter ~ ✿ I like this quote. I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you. ~Unknown ✿*•.ஜღ.1,576 followers | Follow
Mrs Joshua Homme
South African living in the UK, but looking for my own island. I love rock music. And cake. And whisky. And vodka. And Nutella.1,523 followers | Follow
Michelle Angus
It's like I Love Lucy, only naked. http://favstar.fm/users/michelle_angus/recent1,500 followers | Follow
Indé Fjölnir
And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.1,464 followers | Follow
Mischieveous
Mum:explorer:general sasspants. Email Lilykily{at}gmail{dot}com1,448 followers | Follow
Amy Rangel
Photoshop enthusiast, jewelry designer and wannabe writer and sometimes I'm funny. http://www.formspring.me/AMHRangel1,416 followers | Follow
Ezra 'God' Olubi.
Scatter-brained atheist. Food photographer. Quietly mischievous. Oko iyawo badass.1,407 followers | Follow
Badass_Bunny
The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Or something like that.1,388 followers | Follow
Matt Harrington
I spend entirely too much time on the internet. I'm in an abusive relationship with Buffalo sports teams. I could seriously eat an entire pizza right now.1,387 followers | Follow
Shyayn Lusch
I lost my soul dancing for corporate dollars on the daily. I'm taking it back! Always just a DM away.1,373 followers | Follow
The Ice Queen
If u believe any of the shit i write on here, then you're more stupid than you look....1,326 followers | Follow
Ms Prissy Pance
Yeah, I'm a mom. But I'm not YOUR mom... so there's that. (Formerly MissPrissUSA)1,325 followers | Follow
Virginia Lore
1,314 followers | Follow
Wry Redhead
Writer, reader, snarker, laugh-out-loud-and-snorter, mama, partner, geek-admirer, sushi fiend, mac user, incessant dabbler.1,287 followers | Follow
Worldwide Westy
1,276 followers | Follow
Kevin Wolf Stone
Too cool for the straight kids; too square for the hipsters.1,238 followers | Follow
Telesticles
I am Telesticles the Bold, King of the Trundle-Vicious Angrybeasts1,235 followers | Follow
Vicky_Greece
All I ever asked was an easy life, a good job, lots of money, a hot boyfriend, beauty, brightness, glory, a private jet, a private island...1,224 followers | Follow
fluffy little clouds
I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.1,220 followers | Follow
Eliza Bayne
Television Writer/Producer/Host/Doc Filmmaker/Goofball AND loves perogies http://www.imdb.me/elizabayne1,184 followers | Follow
Percolator FISH Duh
Eater of ham, rouser of rabble, personifier of sofa, Doctor of Who, teller of lies. I'm probably your biological mother.1,172 followers | Follow
Namaste Cupcake
I am obsessed with yoga, I huff and puff and fall on my face a lot. I am the most violent pacifist you will ever meet. Unemployed by choice- no shit!1,135 followers | Follow
Sneaky Bitch
Cigar smoking, cosmo drinking, dirty mouthed, filthy minded, equal opportunity nymphomaniac. What's not to like?1,079 followers | Follow
Bitchpedia
Welcome to the secret life of Bitchpedia. An educator of the neglected strays of Great Britain by day, by night a ranting rampant bitchpedia of information.1,075 followers | Follow
Whiskey Dad
Father, husband, drinker, music lover, corporate slave, professional cynic, big in Europe, born to cuss.1,048 followers | Follow
ACE in your hole
I'm just a girl who happens to be a bitchy, offensive, sarcastic jackass.987 followers | Follow
Josey Vogels
Writer, columnist, blogger and real estate agent for Century 21 All Seasons in Bancroft, Ontario.904 followers | Follow
Annette Crawford ☠
I like to swear, alot...love horror books/movies and also carry a handgun. Serial Hashtagger! Savvy?! Certifiable cinephile.834 followers | Follow
Smokey Martling
A psychopathic, blind visionary, and spiritual advisor to the Medellin Cartel.824 followers | Follow
missjewel22
Labor and Delivery nurse who's a little naughty on the side! Don't wait to be rescued, swim Bitch!789 followers | Follow
Stacy Turner
Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative. Entirely Cynical.772 followers | Follow
UNDENIABLY
I'm a yummy dork. Twitter is my outlet to say stuff I never would in person. Love to make new friends, so follow & lets chat.760 followers | Follow
DuckDimples
I'm not a leader, follower, or doormat...I do my own thing and don't really care if it's popular or not.743 followers | Follow
A.V. Phibes
Dicking around is both my profession and my lifestyle choice. Which is to say that I'm a professional artist.726 followers | Follow
Prince Ali, to you!
Sarcasist/Wordsmith/Gentleman who has the patience of a Saint&mouth of a Sailor. Want something sugar-coated? Eat fuckin' donuts. Got problem(s)? 1-800-GO-FYS694 followers | Follow
The Black Sheep
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything about any subject. You know you are getting the best possible information - M Scott676 followers | Follow
Polythene Pam
Bitchy,bitter & on a good day,drunk. Wife to @senseitional0ne & Mom to these brats. I don't give compliments,I give gold stars. Does my crazy make me look fat?674 followers | Follow
Steve Blackard
Geeky Graphic Designer, Dorky Dad, Happy Husband, Tenacious Tweeter!661 followers | Follow
Niki Lemley
dun call me a wanarexic or goddez aNar will zap j00 with her fat ray!653 followers | Follow
MommyCussAlot
Just 4 all u retard fucks, my personality probably doesn't suit my appearance. I have a lot 2say about everything. I have A.D.D & I forget shit wait,what?647 followers | Follow
Miss Chris
646 followers | Follow
Eric Haakonson
Ex-con switching away from drugs & tweaking in favor of blogging and tweeting. Somewhere there's an ex-girlfriend filled with an incredible sense of regret.643 followers | Follow
Jessamyn Geesaman
Just your friendly neighborhood lesbian. Also actress, writer, expert neurotic.627 followers | Follow
Carrie-Anne
I live with my parents. I like money. Someday I will marry a stranger in Vegas.581 followers | Follow
Apacka Preschoolers
My biology is human, so far as I know. Why, what'd they tell you?560 followers | Follow
The one and only...
553 followers | Follow
Jen of Eve
I cannot leap tall buildings in a single bound. It takes a couple of bounds.530 followers | Follow
Suzanne C. Haggerty
Recovering newspaper copy editor turned technical writer. Utter geek. Reckless culinary adventurer with a bad case of the elsewheres.510 followers | Follow
Geekliciously Tacky
Scribbler. Doodler. Anglophile. Socially inept. Sharpie addict. Music lover. All-around weirdo. Sinnin' is how I'm livin'.498 followers | Follow
Send Vodka
Energy junkie, economic maven, fast bikes, AUD fan and a tiny bit of a hard a$$ :-) oh yeah and F HCR!496 followers | Follow
Tori Katherman
Studio Manager for the wonderful commercial photographers of 8183 Studio.451 followers | Follow
Tracey Fairaway
I am an actress, in movies & on your tv. I'm an author, i'm in photographs, an LA native & the best time389 followers | Follow
Gnarly Pirate
Ol' Dirty Pirate, Con, Whore Monger, Fuck up, Shithead, Scumbag, and Opportunist369 followers | Follow
WhatAlesMe
I can't see the high water mark from where I'm sitting, but at least there's beer.346 followers | Follow
Chatty Cathy
...blonde, blogilicious, often confused, purveyor of random shit. Lots of sugar, lots of spice.344 followers | Follow
Danielle Landry
Formally the ramblings of an underachieving college student. Then they made me graduate. Now I make adulty decisions...like AmeriCorps...and boat shoes.340 followers | Follow
SteveJamesMedia
Producer/Director for @HeartlandAgNet. Radio Personality, Voiceover Guy, NewsPerson, Drummer, and Comic Mind. Opinions are my own.332 followers | Follow
Stormy Cruz
Professionally, I'm a disgruntled lifeguard. Generally, I'm like toilet paper: you'll never want to live without me.308 followers | Follow
Philip Kodiak Bear
Ursine actor. Sharing a cave with my angsty cousin, Cavemaster & my ex-gf's cubs from another baby daddy. Currently looking for a new agent.303 followers | Follow
timhamilton47
A cranky worldview from a seething revolutionary in a suburban milquetoast disguise.295 followers | Follow
Tyler Kennedy
You know that rotund guy that stalks you, but you can't quite remember his name. That's me!223 followers | Follow
slingshotinc
Smartass, foul mouthed pimp by day, soap opera fan, lover of all things Crystal Chappell and Venice 24-7. Somewhere in all that, I work in hubbs & kid too.211 followers | Follow
Murphys Balls
My username is Penitent One. Please consider this your apology in advance. Thank you.210 followers | Follow
Steve Minion
Guitar player; New York resident; interested in all things 'guitar'; music, politics and the inner workings of the human mind182 followers | Follow
John Sperm
178 followers | Follow
Kathleen Ann
Boston-based Marketing/Advertising Asst. Executive with the tendency to break into strange dance moves. I also enjoy writing, music, films, & downward dogs.165 followers | Follow
Shrewd Simian
It means Smart Monkey. Monkeys = lulz. Even when they fling poo. I don't do that. Just sayin.156 followers | Follow
Juli Lloyd
Mum to four, studying at Uni, wants to know everything about everybody. Love coffee, chocolate and a good laugh. Prepper144 followers | Follow
Molly Moore
graphic designer | photographer | baller - i write my o's backward.129 followers | Follow
Mike Morgan
I usually make you think -- sometimes only a little, sometimes not -- to connect the dots before you get to the laugh. You'll thank me for it someday. Trust me.93 followers | Follow
Maegan Bragg
My stage fright and lack of talent are the only things keeping me from fame and fortune.91 followers | Follow
Richard Legg
90 followers | Follow
Liz Dunbar
I'm a mother of three, traveler wanna-be, xray tech, who has a quasi-messy house, pretty tattoos, loyal friends, and rose-colored glasses.79 followers | Follow
It's A Mom's World
Join my Mommy clique at your own risk. I can and will break you.28 followers | Follow
Abhash Dixit
Do I really look like a guy with a plan?You know what I am?I'm a dog chasing cars.I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.You know,I just...do things28 followers | Follow
Danielle Scroggins
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. -Marilyn Monroe24 followers | Follow
