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Stephen Colbert
3,473,633 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician.In banjo touring world until September 1st. Check Stevemartin.com for tour dates.2,686,146 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,943,417 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.588,281 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.285,853 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.243,373 followers | Follow
Death Star PR
The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. #StarWars DeathStarPR@gmail.com203,763 followers | Follow
BP Public Relations
This page exists to get BP's message and mission statement out into the twitterverse!155,282 followers | Follow
Mrs Stephen Fry
Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his 5, 6 or 7 kids. My new book, How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage is out now. Click the link below145,560 followers | Follow
colson whitehead
just another down on his luck carny with a pocketful of broken dreams117,458 followers | Follow
Very Short Story
Twitter sized fiction. Stories by @sean_hill. Send me a noun and I'll use the ones that inspire me in a story. Get the book http://amzn.to/VeryShortStories109,731 followers | Follow
Steven Winterburn
【ツ】 Will follow back! Posts quotes, facts, jokes etc. some new some old. CURRENTLY HIT FOLLOW LIMIT, PLEASE BE PATIENT 【ツ】75,323 followers | Follow
John Fugelsang
1st political album to hit #1 on iTunes, Billboard & Amazon comedy charts- http://bit.ly/un61bi 'Guilt: A Love Story' comes to Minneapolis 6/1652,775 followers | Follow
Disalmanac
The Disalmanac Book of Fact-Like Facts comes out in 2013 from Perigee/Penguin. Disalmanac@gmail.com (no submissions). Disalmanac is @batemanimation.49,870 followers | Follow
Agent Smith
We pat your groin. We see you naked. We're the doormen to the sky. Why? Because everybody is a terrorist.24,582 followers | Follow
Dan Aykroyd
Dan Aykroyd the comedian, actor, screenwriter, musician, winemaker and UFOlogist.22,591 followers | Follow
Rob Bricken
Guy who does Topless Robot. Self-loathing nerd. Lucky bastard. Frequenter of toy stores. Heavy drinker. Lover of much. Hater of more. Basically a bad person.15,709 followers | Follow
Sex Toys UK
10,400 followers | Follow
Sarrah Palin
Spin it, 'til you win it! 2012! I'm a fierce grizzly baby mama! Grrr, wink!8,804 followers | Follow
Father Kelly
Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.8,701 followers | Follow
Fictitious Account
Formerly the fake Wendi Deng. Now self-proclaimed Twitter expert, social media guru, professional liar and generally loathsome.6,175 followers | Follow
D. A. Powell
Author of Tea, Lunch, Cocktails, Chronic, and By Myself: An Autobiography (with David Trinidad). A little bit country; a little bit rock & roll.3,458 followers | Follow
Ryan Francis
Follow me unless you hate laughter. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentist.3,234 followers | Follow
Space Hospital
We're a retro-future, sci-fi comedy about the doctors and nurses aboard a mobile hospital in deep space. www.spacehospital.tv facebook.com/spacehospital2,647 followers | Follow
Overheard in Museums
Collecting the best things overheard in museums. To contribute, tweet @overheardmuseum2,129 followers | Follow
