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Charlie Sheen

Actor, Producer, Winner ... Anger Management Premiers June 28th, 9pm on FX
7,331,227 followers |

Russell Brand

4,725,041 followers |

The Onion

America's Finest News Source. Follow @OnionPolitics for the latest War For The White House election coverage. Also http://facebook.com/theonion
3,798,450 followers |

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Artist of many things.. :)
3,527,457 followers |

Justin

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
3,045,644 followers |

Sarah Silverman

We're all just molecules, Cutie.
2,941,616 followers |

Eddie Izzard

I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country
2,424,989 followers |

Jamie Oliver

The Official Jamie Oliver twitter page
2,243,443 followers |

Simon Pegg

Actor/writer/dog owner/winner of 50m flat race 1977-1981
2,237,174 followers |

TextsFromLastNight

remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 76843
1,938,091 followers |

Wired

Wired's official Twitter feed. News editor @KPoulsen a-tweetin'.
1,433,390 followers |

richard bacon

minor celebrity BBC Radio Fivelive presenter
1,426,287 followers |

Rob Brydon

Chap.
843,509 followers |

Chris Evans

Human alarm clock for the UK - other time zones are available. Also husband to a beautiful wife and dad to two - luckier than I deserve.
723,805 followers |

Markus Persson

Hey, you! Play more games! Now!
709,025 followers |

Brian Cox

Currently working on a book and lecture course at the University of Manchester. About to start filming Wonders of Life for BBC / Discovery Science Channel
697,067 followers |

Elizabeth Windsor

Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, wife of the DoE, mother, grandmother and author of http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/144473895X (fictional)
693,385 followers |

Bill Bailey

keeper of the eternal flame, occasional bouzouki player
619,352 followers |

Charlie Brooker

Underwhelmist.
542,862 followers |

Jesus Christ

Carpenter, Healer, God
485,643 followers |

Jesus Christ

You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)
476,836 followers |

Astro Pic Of The Day

Each day a different image or photograph of our fascinating universe is featured, along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer.
407,802 followers |

Tim Minchin

I'm a musician with a swollen sense of my ability to articulate my insignificance.
400,973 followers |

Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins Personal Twitter Account.
371,769 followers |

Zane Lowe

Enthusiastic. Apparently. With an opinion in no way related to official BBC views...on here.
336,501 followers |

Ayrton Fieldmouse

313,825 followers |

paul steele

Enjoying the outdoors, mountains challenges. Sharing Travel, photography, and more. Travel Blogger at BaldHiker.com and VisitBritain. Contributor at HuffPost
263,218 followers |

The QI Elves

Quite Interesting nuggets, posted as frequently as Mr Fry's strict homework schedule allows.
260,151 followers |

Paloma Faith

I am a singer / actress /performer.
213,408 followers |

Thom Yorke

206,211 followers |

Graham Linehan

I apologise in advance.
180,651 followers |

Phil Plait

Astronomer, author, skeptic, father, punster.
178,775 followers |

Richard Madeley

Join the Book Club Facebook Page! http://www.facebook.com/RichardandJudyBookClub
141,506 followers |

Grace Dent

Columnist for The Independent and Evening Standard 'Grace & Flavour' Author of 'How To Leave Twitter' 'Shiraz Bailey Wood Diaries' 'Diary of a Snob'
119,624 followers |

Johnny Marr

Guitar player with Smiths, The The, Modest Mouse, The Cribs & The Healers
102,808 followers |

Pollyanna Woodward

Gadget Show Presenter, loves life, ninjas, golf, cars & ski-ing....you only live once...so love like there's no tomorrow!!!
86,912 followers |

Rhys Darby

Yes this is really me. Follow my adventures on Earth and beyond...
86,036 followers |

God

Hells yeah, it's me! You can email me at god@omnipotent.com
84,202 followers |

Cunt of the Day

Shrub Monkey trawls the world news to bring you a Cunt of the Day each and every day. Please Tweet nominations with a link to the story.
78,134 followers |

Jane Goldman

Not an actual princess. Or ferret. Sorry.
71,761 followers |

FlightoftheConchords

THE OFFICIAL FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS TWITTER PAGE
67,290 followers |

National Trust

National Trust - charity, protecting historic houses, gardens, woods, coast, countryside... & opening them for you to enjoy. We're about from Mon-Fri 9-5.
65,666 followers |

Harry Shearer

Derek Smalls, check. Burns, check. Dir. of The Big Uneasy, doc abt real cause of NO 2005 flooding, now at Amazon and iTunes, check. Soon 2b Nixon on SkyArts UK
62,716 followers |

Princess Diana

Dead princess. Get my eBook diary for only £1.39 from http://dianainheaven.com - you know you want to. Contains no Royal Wedding references.
56,329 followers |

John Shedletsky

Creative director at ROBLOX (aka Telamon). Life long game developer and designer. Professional dreamer. Maker of grandiose claims. Liar. Scoundrel. Thief.
54,618 followers |

Cheryl Kerl

Reet, this izzen Cheryl Cole pet. Ah'm a one a thim parroty things - yerz kna - Hooz a pretty boy then? Oh aye, an yerz meight leik mei book, check the link.
52,084 followers |

Michael Sprague

Water holds a kind of magic. It calms us. It lifts us. Ultimately it sustains us.
50,044 followers |

Bad Journalism

Reading the Daily Mail so you don't have to
47,546 followers |

F. Music Academy

FORERUNNER MUSIC ACADEMY - Raising a company of worship leaders, prophetic singers and musicians that fuel the praying Church day and night.
46,387 followers |

Samuel Johnson

Gouty Lexicographer of Dr Johnson's Dictionary of Modern Life, publish'd by Square Peg. Currently in the American Colonies with Mrs THRALE.
40,465 followers |

Rhod Gilbert Show

Welsh stand-up star with show on BBC Radio Wales every Saturday 11am-1pm. Tweets currently written by the Producer
33,839 followers |

Emo Philips

Comedian/ Actor/ Mammal
33,778 followers |

DavidGArnold

I am radioactive and a composer of film music and writer/producer of other things too.Expert on VAT and biscuits with chocolate content,not coverage
31,833 followers |

David Quantick

he writes, he doesn't write
30,746 followers |

Greg Stekelman

To my followers, I'm like the 4th emergency service.
24,190 followers |

Jim Al-Khalili

Scientist, author and broadcaster
24,000 followers |

Steve Lamacq

Lammo and the team keep you up to date with the programme. Broadcast weekdays 4pm-7pm on BBC 6 Music and on BBC Radio 2 Saturday's from 11pm til Midnight.
22,758 followers |

Kevin Montgomery

World-traveling, singer-songwriter, adventurist, dad, blogger, Jackson Browne Follower, spokesperson for ODB Foundation-helping foster kids- http://ht.ly/5AUyr
22,697 followers |

ed simons

Spirit on the Water
20,219 followers |

Eden Project

Official page of the Eden Project, an educational charity & eco tourist attraction in Cornwall, England.
19,479 followers |

Miss Anthro Pissed

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Lutraphile and Atheist. Princess of poop. I drink to make you look attractive.
17,625 followers |

Moose Allain

Artist & Illustrator. Dogsbody, but human head. Peripheral visionary. Pest. Daddy to @archie_allain http://soundcloud.com/moosechoons
15,431 followers |

Gia Milinovich

Comedy lover. Science groupie. Professional dork.
15,034 followers |

Daniel Maier

Lukewarm baby got a custard face! Writer: TV Burp, Footypedia, Touch of Cloth, The Function Room. Compiler: Before The Fall.
13,931 followers |

Blaise Plant

Singer/Songwriter/Producer for the band Monkey Majik, and The Alphabet Project.
11,673 followers |

The Bosha

Get off my lawn.
10,848 followers |

Carolyn Porco

Planetary scientist, leader of the Cassini imaging team, director of CICLOPS, & author-to-be. Opinions are my own.
9,116 followers |

BBC Radio Cornwall

BBC Radio Cornwall's main station twitter page for Cornwall & Scilly. Also see @BBCCornwallNews & @CornwallSport. Or visit www.facebook.com/BBCRadioCornwall
8,828 followers |

Fifteen Cornwall

Fifteen Cornwall is a Jamie Oliver inspired restaurant helping disadvantaged local young people.
8,796 followers |

Gideon Coe

Music. World's Worst Cyclist. Personal account.
8,244 followers |

Murray Hewitt

Manager to the Stars!
8,112 followers |

The Mighty Boosh

8,017 followers |

William J. Self

Novelist and ninth Doctor. Unreal. See also: @wself
7,891 followers |

Tweet Slut

Purveyor of fine adult content. I tweet free porn links for guys and girls feeling a little frisky on twitter! NSFW - You MUST be at least 18 to follow.
7,468 followers |

Western Morning News

Voice of the Westcountry - your award-winning daily newspaper for Devon & Cornwall
7,424 followers |

Danielle Ward

Writer, comedian & woman. I mainly use twitter to shout at the telly. www.danielleward.co.uk
7,399 followers |

Matt Leys

Tall writer, own legs
7,209 followers |

Kasia Stolowska

Managing online production at BHP, the company behind the Donut websites for small businesses. Recently also got involved with photography @WhiteBoxBristol.
7,094 followers |

tinite photography

Photographer, filmmaker and human, based in London. Find my photographs and work online at tinite photography and on Facebook at http://tinite.com/fb
6,586 followers |

Tim Ireland

I blog about liars in media + politics. I often get lied about as a result. I earn money by teaching companies/organisations search engine optimisation kung fu.
6,427 followers |

Sister Whitloe

Freelance nun
6,199 followers |

Now Playing 6Music

Follow me to find out what's playing on the greatest radio station on the planet: BBC 6 Music.
6,190 followers |

Favidex

I am a media ninja. I share my best videos, pictures and articles here. If you like the links below then follow and list me for more!
5,258 followers |

Click Cornwall

Click Cornwall is a leading business directory.. With business listings, attractions, days out, events, and more! iPhone and Android apps coming soon...
4,463 followers |

Jo Good

Occasional BBC6Music Deputy Presenter & @PomonaProject Media Mentor. Lit Student, Faux Ginger, Equestrian. Loves groovy techno. Hates filthy manners. Blogs too.
4,267 followers |

Michael Cohen

Paranormal Personality
3,913 followers |

Halo

I write, drink coffee, and love Robocop. That's it. Bloglet lives here: http://eatmyhaloquitecontrary.wordpress.com/ Walk alone? Never. I LFC what I did there.
3,662 followers |

TommyD

Grammy Music Producer, Songwriter, Graffiti6 member, NWFree Director, TV Presenter, Father, Leader of The FREE WORLD
3,306 followers |

Sexy Science Dude

PARODY In the name and face of Science http://favstar.fm/users/Prof_BrianCocks
3,100 followers |

Festival Antics

Your Festival Guide to Europe's hottest festivals!
2,858 followers |

Brendan Schwartz

Pounding gine since '89.
2,702 followers |

CornishWorld

Cornish World, the magazine for everyone who loves Cornwall...
2,565 followers |

Mental Nigella

I'm, frankly, terrifying. But I do make a fucking awesome yorkshire pudding.
2,473 followers |

G Davies

30 smthing surf bloke tweeting surf reports, pics, video & news from Fistral Beach, Newquay, Cornwall.
2,388 followers |

TheCornishRepublican

Ideas for an empowered Cornwall in a 21st century Europe. It's all very political so you've been warned.
2,278 followers |

Bish

Anti-theistic, sarcastic, cynical, foul-mouthed, grumpy bastard. A bundle of joy, basically.
1,864 followers |

Spazdiv Cuntfeatures

PooperValleyVadgeStatisticSexyHalitosis
1,822 followers |

Billy Bullshit

Updates from the online home of wrong-mouthed idiotspeak from fantasists and lying twats.
1,684 followers |

Marc Stamper

Husband, Father, IT Architect, Atheist, geek and Star Trek podcaster for the @trekmate1701 team
1,489 followers |

Weaponizer

We publish groundbreaking new fiction, nonfiction, art and comics online, and in the Weaponizer Magazine! Join us! We support emergent creators.
1,468 followers |

Samia

Swiss ethicist, doctor, med school teacher, blogger, train passenger, and sometimes apprentice chocolate maker.
1,355 followers |

TC

Videogamist and retro computing spod. Says cunt a lot.
1,351 followers |

Bret Taylor

Space cowboy. Gangster of love.
1,341 followers |

Gabrielle C.

Chaotic Neutral Journalist. 75% little miss grumpy, 25% unicorn. 100% brain ninja. Think for yourself, question authority.
1,306 followers |

Gerard McDonagh

Freelance Filmmaker
1,106 followers |

Ian 'Cat' Vincent

Essayist on occult/fortean topics, former professional exorcist/combat magician. Unnatural Philosopher. Contributing Editor, dailygrail.com
1,084 followers |

SquareKilometreArray

The SKA will be a revolutionary radio telescope with 50 times the sensitivity and 10,000 times the survey speed of the best current-day telescopes.
1,077 followers |

Dave French

Web developer for FTI Cornwall, driving around Cornwall tweeting from @Tweet_Bus
987 followers |

Gemma Harrison

Fun loving mummy and a season ticket holder at west bromwich albion. (Does that count as fun?)
957 followers |

Brad

Look at my name, don't follow me then moan if I'm grumpy or a cunt. 18+
886 followers |

EVOLVE

Quit playing with yourself.
866 followers |

Newquay RNLI

Newquay RNLI Lifeboat station as tweeted by LPO Tracy Cayton-Smith
820 followers |

Jinky

A Taggart reject. Some crazy ass bitch lives in my head! Likes blowjobs and bacon. S'not my fault. It's the world that's a daft cunt!
809 followers |

Neil Sheppard

Word ninja, editor of DayHWStoodStill, copywriter @ HolidayExtras.co.uk (views are own, etc), bad-movie lover, fiction writer, scifi and comics geek
804 followers |

catherine buca

writes about books and other stuff. takes photos. plays video games. opines, quietly and loudly. drinks coffee. eats babies. loves.
761 followers |

Suzi

...it's like opening the front door and yelling short statements out to random passers-by
720 followers |

Coles Whalen

I like to sang.
685 followers |

inkydeep®

inkydeep surf clothing. however you ride waves we have a shared passion
651 followers |

Jo Atherton

Reporting all the latest news on the Oak Island treasure hunt
603 followers |

Blood Angel

I'm just me!
598 followers |

Leanne Mooney

Tall, unnatural blonde, melodramatic, controversial, fashion obsessed, The Smiths fanatic.
591 followers |

Wankenstain

Don't follow me, I'm a fucking prick.
586 followers |

VelvetVic

4ft 11 (and a quarter) with red hair. Despite that, I'm surprisingly normal. I drink pints of Guinness & smoke the odd cigar too. See? Normal! Spelling pedant.
548 followers |

Danielle D

Freelance editor. Newly published poet. Target shopping maven. Holder of a highly sought BA in Literature. Pee Shy.
438 followers |

T. James Archibald

437 followers |

Newquay People

This is the place to find out all about local news in Newquay, local businesses and local events. To feature on the site - email jess.ratty@gmail.com
435 followers |

David Halton

Founder and CEO of BodyPlus and our brands HALEO and BulkSports. I love business, creating, success stories and supercars. Living and loving life!
425 followers |

gillw72

Husband, Dad & IT bod. Interested in Motorsport, Films, Technology, Broadcast & Social Media. Views are my own.
401 followers |

William Couper

Ongoing exploration of a struggling writer's mind. Incoherent, informative and profane - you should wear waders and shower afterwards.
376 followers |

Dr Kenneth Cunt

Like a beautifully warped Dr Seuss - @MrsSelfDestrukt A bit like a nihilist Frank Spencer - @McGorilla_Boy
238 followers |

IloveyouNewquay

225 followers |

Martin

Busts science in a lab while thinking of gaming and footy
224 followers |

George Wade

For each day to have a new and different sun
183 followers |

GrimGraf

Confusing scribbling and dirty swear words. IDST
167 followers |

Elizabeth Morris

Happy ex-Commuter turned Student Nurse, Non-blonde Essex Girl and owner of some very high heels, common sense free zone and asker of some very stupid questions.
165 followers |

jennifer lovell

Cats. Tits. Rape. History. My head always hurts. I like films that are supposed to scar you for life. instagram: jenniferbennifer
163 followers |

George Burton

Views expressed in this feed are my own personal views and do not necessarily represent those of any organisations I may be affiliated to or employed by.
160 followers |

Paul Hancock

Tall, dark and forehead
131 followers |

naKed

Even the broken clock gets the chance to be right twice a day.
120 followers |

Gary the Dolphin

Hi, I'm Gary the Dolphin. Hope you're having a great day.
90 followers |

weatherman

62 followers |

vikki the viking

my collar and cuffs match .....
62 followers |

Carl Evans

Hardcore Geek
39 followers |

Annie Melton

14 followers |

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