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Ellen DeGeneres

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
11,404,610 followers |

SHAQ

VERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS
5,669,248 followers |

Russell Brand

4,725,726 followers |

Stephen Fry

British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger
4,347,736 followers |

Justin

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
3,045,635 followers |

RainnWilson

I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.
3,029,102 followers |

Dane Cook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
2,822,110 followers |

Ben Stiller

The real Ben Stiller. Sort of, whatever real means. Follow my production company here: @RedHourFilms ... my parents here: @StillerandMeara.
2,820,213 followers |

Bill Cosby

Comedy/Education
2,657,118 followers |

Al Yankovic

You know... the Eat It guy.
2,543,585 followers |

LL Cool J

EVERYONE DESERVES A SHOT AT GREATNESS
2,511,293 followers |

Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven
2,091,196 followers |

KevinSmith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
2,065,262 followers |

John Cleese

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
1,943,739 followers |

Mindy Kaling

writer/performer/shopper
1,736,094 followers |

Tracy Morgan

This is really Tracy Morgan
1,709,358 followers |

John Dickerson

Political correspondent Slate magazine/Political Director CBS News
1,374,693 followers |

Seth Meyers

1,193,322 followers |

Joel Stein

I am the self-promoting whore/author of Man Made: A Stupid Quest for Masculinity.
980,403 followers |

Drew Carey

Also, @TPIRHost for Price Is Right tweets
647,736 followers |

Whitney Cummings

I'm a comedian.
614,058 followers |

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
588,315 followers |

Cracked.com

America's only humor website.
517,408 followers |

CollegeHumor

We once tweeted about Twitter being down while it was down. It ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and we saw our own deaths. facebook.com/collegehumor
508,735 followers |

Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Annie™
409,266 followers |

Rob Huebel

I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
333,601 followers |

Comedy Central

Bringing together all the tweets of ComedyCentral.com
201,391 followers |

That Shit Cray

151,048 followers |

caprice crane

Novelist/Screenwriter/TV Writer
121,801 followers |

Matty

All blogs are toilets full of opinionated vomit. I merely ask from you to hold my hair....
109,382 followers |

Bob Tzu

Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu
93,761 followers |

Jordan Rubin

http://www.whosay.com/jordanrubin
84,263 followers |

Faking News

Indian news satire website.
81,382 followers |

BBC Comedy

We make funny things and then tell you about them.
52,115 followers |

Weird Ralph

Official Twitter page for WeirdRalph: Jokes, humorous life observations, and games from our sister site, SkunkSoup.com
36,721 followers |

jokes

Joke news from JokersJoke.com
30,008 followers |

Niki

I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
28,712 followers |

CC:Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up. The online home for stand-up comedy, comedians and your mom.
27,990 followers |

Chris Kattan

I'm an actor/comedian/good hearted/'green' conscious, fearless dude with exceptional taste that rocks it hard core and is overall awesome...sometimes.
25,517 followers |

National Lampoon®

We like to laugh, make you laugh and laugh at you.
22,500 followers |

Teresa Strasser

19,317 followers |

Max Silvestri

I am a comedian and person.
18,351 followers |

Stewie Griffin

16,628 followers |

RoughDiction

I'm pretty exited about you reading this.
10,052 followers |

marklisanti

'Reliably entertaining' - The New York Times
7,529 followers |

Ole Hippie

A lake monster who lives in Lake Travis.
7,350 followers |

Anthony King

I live in LA where I perform @ the UCB Theatre & write things you may see on TV, stage or screen. Also I really hate cotton balls.
3,804 followers |

Marshall Heyman

Wall Street Journal Columnist; Recently changed Twitter name from @mhmakesithappen.
3,509 followers |

Kasper Hauser Comedy

Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.
3,219 followers |

Odd Todd

On second thought...
3,208 followers |

Heidi Hits Children

Animator, feline alcoholism advocate. Ate linoleum once.
2,672 followers |

Cassandra Barry

I do wife of Joel Stein stuff and mom to a toddler stuff. WAH textile designer. Blog at babble.com: http://bitly.com/pPPDo9
2,256 followers |

Misty

I'm a bit odd. But you like that don't you.
1,867 followers |

John Sellers

Still recapping the short-lived Jason Bateman sitcom It's Your Move in my mind on a daily basis.
1,043 followers |

thigh master

merit badger
896 followers |

signon2nine

I dig astrology, write about music for @TriStateIndie & sing w/ @morrowbandits. Laughing, Loving, Linking=Me. Follow @UraniaZed! http://uraniazed.wordpress.com
701 followers |

Kean Graham

I'm the type of guy who jokes around about everything. The perfect type of mindset for online dating. I want to help others enjoy online dating as much as me!
66 followers |

Stunner

Stunner
25 followers |

kurtanderson

13 followers |

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