Listorious Interview
What DON'T I wish people would do more of on Twitter, am I right? Tip your waitresses, they're working hard.
I got to know my wife, @kaylacagan on Twitter. We've been together for about 11 years, but things just really clicked once she joined.
No, but I did once get called out to "come out to play-yay," by David Patrick Kelly.
Q: Josh, why is it so important for you to come in 17th in the humor category? A: GET OFF MY PLANE!
Groucho Marx. Why a tweet?
@KaylaCagan keeps telling me she'll get around to it. Then I just see her idly staring into space, tossing cards into a hat.
All of the work I should be doing.
1. Rhythm. 2. Music. 3. My Girl. 4. Daisies in Green Pastures. 5. Starlight. 6. Sweet dreams. Who, really, could ask for anything more?
Careful thought and consideration, and a little thing I like to call, "bourbon."
@maggie pistol-whipped me into getting an account. The gun had an adorable floral print. So tasteful.
#HamSandwichForPresident, #MrDobalinaMrBobDobalina, #EVOO, #MarkMcGrathsGardeningTips
Racing stripes.
#CaganIsNumber17
"Chimichangatastic," "Flipflapbingbangbong," and "Archuleta."
@Brizzly. It keeps the hot side hot, and the cool side ICE COLD.
Right before you tweet, ask yourself, "Did I leave the iron on?" Even if you don't have an iron. It just centers you.
