Schrodinger's Dog
8,399 followers
http://www.cuddlyninja.com
I didn't start a fire either but you don't see me writing a fucking song about it. http://nationallampoon.com/author/roryholderness
Listorious Interview
You've got it all covered.
A few days if I'm busy but that's rare.
Just be yourself and don't quote anything else.
Just random thoughts.
My brain is a weird place.
I became friends with a Family Guy writer, a porn star and Donald Trump, Jr.
Many people, if they stopped being funny to me.
Most comedians' twitters suck; I just wished they used them better.
Kim Kardashian jokes
Hootsuite
I've started writing comedy.
Air, food, water, clothes, music and vagina.
Trending topics and hashtags.
Stop whining.
Yes, I'm now doing stand up and writing comedy articles.
To get out my random thoughts
@YourFavWhiteGuy
Late at night
Jokes and humor
Humor and comedy
That it's boring.
I just think of random stuff.
People keep getting better at crafting short jokes.
Because I'm funny.
@BeerBatteredBeard
@thesulk, @yourfavwhiteguy
Very, my favstar list in particular.
Late at night.
Humor and comedy, 90s references in my jokes.
That it's boring.
I just think of random stuff.
People keep getting better at crafting the short joke.
Because I'm funny as fuck.
@BeerBatteredBeard
@thesulk, @Man_Answers
Yes, very. My own favstar list.

