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How long can you go without a tweet?

A few days if I'm busy but that's rare.

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140 characters of advice for a new user?

Just be yourself and don't quote anything else.

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What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?

I became friends with a Family Guy writer, a porn star and Donald Trump, Jr.

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Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?

Many people, if they stopped being funny to me.

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Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?

Most comedians' twitters suck; I just wished they used them better.

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What are six things you could never do without?

Air, food, water, clothes, music and vagina.

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What are some big Twitter faux pas?

Trending topics and hashtags.

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Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?

Yes, I'm now doing stand up and writing comedy articles.

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Why'd you start tweeting?

To get out my random thoughts

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What's your best tweet?

"Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that."

- religion

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How do you imagine Twitter changing?

People keep getting better at crafting short jokes.

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What are you known for on Twitter?

Humor and comedy, 90s references in my jokes.

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How do you imagine Twitter changing?

People keep getting better at crafting the short joke.

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