Comedy
ashton kutcher
I make stuff, actually I make up stuff, stories mostly, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, and actions. Thats me.4,661,028 followers | Follow
Ellen DeGeneres
Find Ellen's monologue, celebrity photos and videos, games, giveaways, how to get tickets and more on The Ellen Show website.4,386,187 followers | Follow
Chelsea Lately
Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts The Chelsea Lately Show on E!2,038,098 followers | Follow
RainnWilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.1,891,295 followers | Follow
Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton is the creator and writer of one of the most famous websites in the world. And he also loves music - a lot!1,845,543 followers | Follow
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!1,666,009 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country1,509,383 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
1,459,712 followers | Follow
Funny Or Die
We make comedy videos with famous and funny people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We also like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.1,418,964 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger1,397,867 followers | Follow
Brent Spiner
1,371,919 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,212,978 followers | Follow
Joel Stein
I am neither important enough nor unimportant enough to do this.1,081,634 followers | Follow
Ethan Suplee
Formerly I made a living on television pretending to be someone vastly more intelligent than I actually am...1,077,331 followers | Follow
Russell Brand
843,808 followers | Follow
Conan O'Brien
I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.686,311 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
385,012 followers | Follow
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am making video podcasts371,541 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.367,562 followers | Follow
Kathy Griffin
2-time Emmy award winning comedian & star of Bravo's My Life on the D-List.262,329 followers | Follow
Kevin Hart
My dvd is out it's called "i'm a grown little man" it's the funniest shit ever lol!! Go get it now bitches....226,028 followers | Follow
TXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do.214,993 followers | Follow
Glenn Beck
Sometimes I feel like i am living a dream, other times like I am in a Hitchcock film but when I am with Tania and the kids, I feel happy and whole.206,364 followers | Follow
William Shatner
Philanthropist, Actor, Producer, Father, Husband, and Grandfather188,896 followers | Follow
David Mitchell
This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the former Tory MP.153,825 followers | Follow
brooks bayne
satirist, entrepreneur, technologist, music producer, melter of faces utilizing molten guitar riffs, slayer of myth, debunker of hogwash. american. foodie.116,589 followers | Follow
Roger Ebert
Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe111,360 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.109,821 followers | Follow
Dara O Briain
103,154 followers | Follow
The Soup Blog
Official The Soup Blog in Tweet form. Make sure to add #thesoup to all of your Soup related tweets101,628 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
94,791 followers | Follow
Charles Trippy
Heyo! I'm Charles Trippy, I live on the internet. Won't you join me?68,520 followers | Follow
Phillip Jupitus
Whimsy, cursing, tomatoes and blocking at the drop of a hat...64,201 followers | Follow
Daily Show Fans
Episodes of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Follow clips only @dailyshowclips. This is a Fan Site and is not affiliated w/Comedy Central.63,736 followers | Follow
Tim Minchin
I'm a musician with a swollen sense of my ability to articulate my insignificance.63,290 followers | Follow
Kim Sherrell
Filmmaker, educator, founder of @ArtwalkTV and some other things. I tweet about culture and technology. I love new media, art, design, film, comedy, music.61,004 followers | Follow
Matthew Inman
The oatmeal is full to the brim with comics, quizzes, and stories55,351 followers | Follow
Jessica Northey
Traditional/New Media Solutions Designer. Entrepreneur. Innovator. Secret Weapon. SocialMediologist. Friend. ❤God❤Family❤Music(but can't sing)❤Being of Service❤49,972 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place... I always follow back and never send spam.48,581 followers | Follow
Graham Linehan
'Writer' of various 'comedy' programs. Currently working on 'IT Crowd' Series 444,116 followers | Follow
Chris Rock
41,857 followers | Follow
Michael Showalter
41,635 followers | Follow
Judah Friedlander
I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page.39,103 followers | Follow
Billy Bush
Christian, Proud American, dad, dude, hockey fan, Love 2 ski Do Radio and TV.38,515 followers | Follow
Timothy DeLaGhetto
34,868 followers | Follow
I Love Typography
Founder of I Love Typography. Fond of fonts, taken by typefaces. Graphic designer, writer, typophile, bibliophile. Also tweet about Art and Design.32,386 followers | Follow
Bob and Tom
31,066 followers | Follow
Jimmy Kimmel Live
The official Twitter account for Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:06 am ET, weekdays, ABC). Check here for clips, guests & more!27,755 followers | Follow
Will Smith
Will Smith, Fresh Prince, Men in Black, Independence Day, Seven Pounds, Hancock, Movies, Celeb, Will25,980 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.23,074 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.23,029 followers | Follow
John Larroquette
Born in New Orleans. Will die in New Orleans. Headstone will read; Not much of a plot but Larroquette's in it.21,750 followers | Follow
Frank Adman
Ad guy. San Francisco, 1963. Purveyor of Fresh, Stimulating Propaganda. Hell's bells! Just won the 2010 Shorty: Best in Advertising. Join me for a Twittertini.21,298 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
putthison.com, youlooknicetoday.com, birdhouseapp.com, adamlisagor.com20,342 followers | Follow
Sleep Talkin' Man
My mild-mannered husband lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams.18,373 followers | Follow
Goodbye, Buddy!
Follow me and go once a day to my website to find out who unfollowed you!17,962 followers | Follow
Alastair Campbell
16,501 followers | Follow
Chick McGee
Hi How are you?? I am excited to meet you! You know me....I'm on The Bob and Tom Show!15,642 followers | Follow
♥Miss Fizzy Duck♥
IT Professional, two bit writer, universal wisdom coach, advisor to the aesthetically challenged, bad golfer, lame joke teller & verbal cartoonist :D15,131 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of BorowitzReport.com14,905 followers | Follow
tristan ginnett
the link above goes to my blogging site.Please join me and get some free information!!14,344 followers | Follow
KRAPPS.com
a twisted and funny iPhone app review website outing whacky, weird, stupid and strange iPhone applications.13,717 followers | Follow
Carlos Mencia
The official Twitter feed of Carlos Mencia. If you aren't laughing, you aren't living12,380 followers | Follow
leaked today
11,646 followers | Follow
DRUNK HULK
DRUNK HULK DRINK SO YOU NO HAS TO! WRITE DRUNK HULK! DRUNKHULKISTHEDRUNKEST@GMAIL.COM11,487 followers | Follow
Natasha Leggero
I am an actress and comedian. I am on Chelsea Lately. I live in a servantless household.11,340 followers | Follow
Dave Chappelle
this is a FAN PAGE for Dave Chappelle, the best comedian of our generation. I'm rich bitch!10,567 followers | Follow
Ben Schwartz
9,586 followers | Follow
Nick Thune
i am a person who lives in a place filled with things. WATCH: http://nicksbigshow.com9,344 followers | Follow
HuffPostComedy
9,246 followers | Follow
Jim Carrey Online
Officially unofficial fansite for Jim Carrey. Get latest news, upcoming movie details and trivia brought to you by the JimCarreyOnline.com Editorial Team.9,037 followers | Follow
Comedian News
Comedian News - Immer informiert über die aktuellen News der zum Thema Comedian. Wir starten in wenigen Tagen.6,805 followers | Follow
Santa Claus
Santa Claus - keeping the magic of christmas alive for children worldwide6,699 followers | Follow
Rejected Cards
I'm a copywriter for a greeting card company. When my boss rejects one of my cards, I put it on here. Hope you enjoy.6,362 followers | Follow
Kevin James
6,307 followers | Follow
Mark Morford
Columnist: SF Chronicle/SFGate, yoga teacher, admirer of trees6,076 followers | Follow
Andy Crash Kelly
Recovering cynic. Radio, acting, comedy, and writing. Google me!5,902 followers | Follow
ʎqsʇɐƃ ʇɹɐq
Comradez.net is a social media site where you can exchange vote, digg, thumbsup, bookmarkes on various social media.5,851 followers | Follow
Richard S. Ward
5,783 followers | Follow
Gordon Shumway
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it. The officially unofficial account for fans.5,449 followers | Follow
Love or Hate Bot
This is a Beta bot (from @aaronbassett) it RTs what people are Loving or Hating5,426 followers | Follow
Garfunkel and Oates
Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci. comedy/magical/pure sugar5,392 followers | Follow
JR Raphael
Syndicated journalist/writer with PC World and other publications.4,562 followers | Follow
Brian Sullivan
Brian's the name. Blues Music Radio's the game. Got a new online production coming soon. I'll be Tweetin' Wit Ya4,527 followers | Follow
Chris Illuminati
Dude, dumbass, soon to be dad, author of @assholeology & I'm running out of characters so I'll resort to wingdings4,022 followers | Follow
Adam Dustus
person, blogger, novelist, poet, graphic artist, wannabe humorist who laughs @ his own jokes3,706 followers | Follow
Michael Eck
Entrepreneur and MBA grad who specializes in advertising, branding and new media.3,567 followers | Follow
morning_bot
Hello! I am just a bot. My goal is to make you start the day with a smile :).3,494 followers | Follow
Kevin Littleton
I drink both tea and coffee, like both Apple and Microsoft and have no preference between BMW and Mercedes.3,441 followers | Follow
The Daily Show Clips
Follow segment clips from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - Full length shows available @the_daily_show. This is a fan site.3,417 followers | Follow
Terry SImpson
Major skeptic, cigar smoker, golfer, surgeon, wicked humor, foodie, human rights3,401 followers | Follow
Christopher Robbins
Ladies Man Extraordinaire, geek, hipster, health & fitness,Godzilla vs. Mothra, entrepreneur, barefoot runner, beer drinker.3,387 followers | Follow
Eliza Coupe
3,151 followers | Follow
Mike Phirman
I bring entertainment that very few people appreciate to the masses.3,056 followers | Follow
SCOTT LONGAS
I am a Comedian, Chef, Author...I love REAL PEOPLE...I have a Sarcastic Sense of Humor..If you follow me..Bring HOLY WATER2,938 followers | Follow
✔ Aries Totle
I think therefore I am. I'm geek, therefore I spam. Follow me and I'll follow back, unfollow and you gonna suck. ツ2,865 followers | Follow
CraveOnline.com
CraveOnline.com is everything you Crave in Film, Gaming, Music, Sports and Comics.2,847 followers | Follow
Sher Bailey
Humor writer, fire baton twirler, tap dancer, Midlife Road Trip doer, two of those things are true.2,823 followers | Follow
Colbert Report Show
Full episodes of The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert delivered daily. You can also follow show clips @colbertreport2,658 followers | Follow
missdaisyfrost
London lit agent and general mischief maker around town. www.missdaisyfrost.com2,316 followers | Follow
Michael B. Johnson
I lead the team that does pre-production engineering (Story, Art, Editorial, etc.) at Pixar. I'm also on the Board of the Cartoon Art Museum in SF.2,221 followers | Follow
This Blog Rules
1,973 followers | Follow
Ellen Kimball
Ret. Radio Talk Show Host, Movie Reviewer, Wife, Mother, Grandmother, Timeshare Owner, World Traveler1,863 followers | Follow
Perry Block
Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute Boomer. Aging Boomer Lamentation, Award Winning Self-Deprecation, & Anything Else You Want1,852 followers | Follow
Ricky Shucks
1,848 followers | Follow
Josh Marino
Comedian,marijuana advocate,Professional tv watcher,the broken condom baby,and chief of jokes.1,797 followers | Follow
Just Kidding Films
1,744 followers | Follow
Kate Clinton
A faith-based, tax-paying, America-loving political humorist and family entertainer.1,718 followers | Follow
TheBoredNinja.com
I find fun,cool, and interesting things on the internet and bring them to your attention! Flash Games, Videos, Cool Sites, and More!1,691 followers | Follow
Erroin Martin
Business Coach | Globe Trotter | Survivor of numerous sunken battleships | Only Member of the No Secret Society1,681 followers | Follow
tweetopensource
1,631 followers | Follow
Ryan Bradley
I'm a thorough bred. That's what she said. In the back of my truck bed.1,388 followers | Follow
WildAmmo.com
Bringing you the wildest things on the internet! Come follow us for updates on the latest posts!1,378 followers | Follow
Steven Humour
The official Twitter of StevenHumour.com. Links to posts, funny pics, videos ... and whatever else I find interesting.1,375 followers | Follow
Dan Gavigan
Comic relief artist, Gonzo-journalist extraordinaire, CEO of AwesomeInc. addict of nearly all guilty pleasures, world class B.S. detector, easily bored.1,350 followers | Follow
Second Lie
I'm the REAL account. @secondlife and @slgridstatus are parodies of ME! (write me at secondliar@gmail.com)1,213 followers | Follow
Belinda Amerman
Obsessed writer working on scripts and my third, fourth and fifth novels1,104 followers | Follow
Anti_Bacon
Hi, I'm Celery. Spreading the anti-bacon one celery stick at a time.984 followers | Follow
Elizabeth A. Drews
I am a profoundly deaf,Insane, an occasional writer,self proclaimed advice columnist, closet comedian,incorrigible coyote, and a big dreamer. Bite me!933 followers | Follow
John M Smith
Entrepreneur, MBA, marketing fanatic, engineer, self-appointed Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO), I only mean half of what I Tweet (you get to figure out which half)929 followers | Follow
Anthony King
I live in NYC where I write. And I'm the Artistic Director of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre where I perform.874 followers | Follow
David Gross
In long distance relationship, like scifi and fantasy, listen to audiobooks, like star trek too :o)851 followers | Follow
James Warren
760 followers | Follow
Chris Todd
Comedian and attractive human being. Sometimes I'm a federal contractor.737 followers | Follow
Mike Morucci
Hi! I'm Mike. Humor writer, nerd guitarist, software manager, gamer & fantasy footballer, rocking the midlife. I'm chatty-ish & follow one click at a time.712 followers | Follow
Ron Awesome
im a dude, a kind of that guy but in a that Awesome guy way also part of the worldwide sensation #hashtagmafia659 followers | Follow
Random Funny Picture
Newest, Most Viewed, and Funniest Pictures on the Internet618 followers | Follow
MyFunThings
586 followers | Follow
Kim Jong-il
I am the General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea. Also, I invented golf and French cooking.548 followers | Follow
Eddie Robson
Writer of comedy, science fiction, journalism, and whatever else people will pay me to write389 followers | Follow
Joshua Lemmons
I use a lot of gifs and hashtags to convey my thoughts. Don't judge because I judge back and hard. I'm a nursing student too.384 followers | Follow
LA Times Daily LOL
@latimes brings the funny daily + aims to tickle your LOL bone with a few belly laughs. Tag your bests jokes #LOL for RT consideration.346 followers | Follow
Am I right or?
341 followers | Follow
SouthAfricaGuy
Bringing to life, all the misconceptions the world has about Souf Africa!328 followers | Follow
John J. Irvine™
Hater of Daylight Savings Time (or in fact, anything to do with daylight).313 followers | Follow
scott yamin
274 followers | Follow
Hampton Stevens
261 followers | Follow
CurseYouKhan
Cranky guy. Nonplussed. No specific topics except life its ownself260 followers | Follow
The Dream Stream
So we all love hearing about other ppls dreams, yah?! Well lets see what the whole world is dreaming!247 followers | Follow
Pew Pew Pew!
1. Sound made by lasers, usually related to star wars. 2. Owning a person, usually related to world of warcraft246 followers | Follow
Aaron Rudd
243 followers | Follow
Steven Humour (DIGG)
Hi I'm StevenHumour on Digg. I created this profile to promote my friends Diggs and other Digg related stuff.220 followers | Follow
Bryan Johnson
The List Blog- Top 10 is a comprehensive site that tackles a wide variety of issues, including pop culture, history, sports, music, film. Have a good time.204 followers | Follow
SMACKBOMB.com
199 followers | Follow
Today I Found Out
191 followers | Follow
Ex Firefox User
Disclaimer: Just retweeting what people say about firefox!! Pls dont give excuses fanboys. Switch to Opera or Chrome now. Opera 10.x Rox!!189 followers | Follow
Warren Benedetto
Web developer specializing in graphic design, PHP/MySQL programming & Flash development for Facebook apps, Flash widgets, websites, & RIAs. Also: humor writer.153 followers | Follow
Constant Babble
I like all things creative; design, typography, production, writing, I can even sew. My mind is always filled with creative crazy.144 followers | Follow
HeyHaveYouEver
136 followers | Follow
John Richardson
I eat. I sleep. I conduct major symphony orchestras from my futon. I am a major smartass when watching the Majors. I'm a developer.122 followers | Follow
Random Retweet Bot
I'm a Bot; I randomly retweet a tweet from the public timeline, and... that's just it.121 followers | Follow
CarrieBicknerZ
112 followers | Follow
Thirteen Science
Welcome to THIRTEENScience's BrainDish - our musings on the latest science and technology news you didn’t know you needed to know.80 followers | Follow
Phil Woods
A comedy writer with my co author Steve Smith. Influenced by Fry & Laurie71 followers | Follow
twittsex.com
70 followers | Follow
Matty Plunkett
I'm an addict. a music addict, a sports addict, a writing addict, and a people addict, and 5/6 people in my head hate you.69 followers | Follow
Glens Room
63 followers | Follow
BOSSLADYCK
47 followers | Follow
Murder You!
46 followers | Follow
Rylock P. Mortis
Born a door to door greeting card salesman. Currently a disgruntled paralegal. Check out my favs.34 followers | Follow
