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ESPN

We talk about sports, sports, and well ... sports.
4,143,220 followers |

The Onion

America's Finest News Source. Follow @OnionPolitics for the latest War For The White House election coverage. Also http://facebook.com/theonion
3,801,974 followers |

Steve Martin

I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician.In banjo touring world until September 1st. Check Stevemartin.com for tour dates.
2,690,613 followers |

Al Yankovic

You know... the Eat It guy.
2,544,669 followers |

Tim O'Reilly

Founder and CEO, O'Reilly Media. Watching the alpha geeks, sharing their stories, helping the future unfold.
1,560,748 followers |

Jason Sweeney

limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.
1,145,928 followers |

Joel Stein

I am the self-promoting whore/author of Man Made: A Stupid Quest for Masculinity.
980,316 followers |

Anthony Bourdain

Enthusiast.
894,741 followers |

Patton Oswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
735,843 followers |

Andy Cohen

Tweet Andy questions for Watch What Happens Live guests. They may be pursuant to the official rules for submission posted on Bravotv.com.
729,035 followers |

hodgman

All you need to know about wine, wealth, sports, and the end of the world.
715,610 followers |

Roger Ebert

Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe
643,560 followers |

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
588,514 followers |

rob delaney

Comedian,Writer, 6'3 217lbs
421,998 followers |

Alec Sulkin

Breaker of Swift Mustache Hairs
392,126 followers |

Keith Olbermann

There is Baseball, and occasionally there is other stuff of note. If you think you're following me on Facebook, I'm not ON Facebook.
382,016 followers |

Rob Huebel

I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
333,746 followers |

johnmaeda

President, Rhode Island School of Design, RISD, College, Museum, USA, 1877, Laws of Simplicity, MIT, Design, Art, Business, Technology, Life
293,355 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
286,054 followers |

Albert Brooks

Filmmaker, actor, author Albert Brooks. Originally joined Twitter to promote my book. Now trapped. Can't get out. Help. http://amzn.to/gUl6Fb
280,130 followers |

Matthew Inman

Truth, beauty, and unkempt chest hair.
269,564 followers |

Denis Leary

Actor. Comedian. Five time Emmy Award loser.
247,080 followers |

Andy Borowitz

There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.
244,141 followers |

Megan Amram

it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
226,009 followers |

Susan Orlean

Writer, writer, writer. Oh, I also write.
220,836 followers |

Maria Popova

Interestingness hunter-gatherer obsessed with combinatorial creativity. Editor of @brainpickings & @explorer. Bylines for @WiredUK & @TheAtlantic. MIT Fellow.
184,381 followers |

BP Public Relations

This page exists to get BP's message and mission statement out into the twitterverse!
155,270 followers |

Team FridayReads

The #FridayReads hashtag encourages readers everywhere to share books. Weekly giveaways are paid #promos. For more info, check out FridayReads.com.
146,171 followers |

colson whitehead

just another down on his luck carny with a pocketful of broken dreams
117,498 followers |

Baratunde

Author #HowToBeBlack http://howtobeblack.me Formerly of @TheOnion. Now @CultivatedWit. My tweets represent your employer's opinion
114,620 followers |

Esquire Magazine

Man at His Best
111,882 followers |

Ellen Barkin

Bronx girl.
94,908 followers |

Weird Horse

Trotting with immense precision
90,364 followers |

Charlie McDowell

I write letters to the girls who live above me. GAM= Girls Above Me
88,756 followers |

TedInJest

I love jokes, especially if they involve humor or wit. Movies. Music. Books. Disney. Beatles. First name's Rich. I follow back! Webmaster for Susan Gordon.
88,177 followers |

Jordan Rubin

http://www.whosay.com/jordanrubin
84,312 followers |

Jen Kirkman

Stand-up, writer, actor. Chelsea Lately & After Lately, Drunk History. Appearance dates here: http://jenkirkman.tumblr.com/standupdates
79,690 followers |

Man Repeller

Love a good bow tie, never met a drop crotch I didn't like. Coined the Arm Party. Not layered? Not interested.
75,414 followers |

Horse ebooks

Horse ebooks
74,725 followers |

Robert Reich

Berkeley professor, former US Secretary of Labor. BEYOND OUTRAGE, an e-original, will be available for download on April 17, 2012.
73,732 followers |

scharpling

Host of The Best Show On WFMU. TV writer. Professional chump steamroller.
71,053 followers |

Text-Only Instagram

Your personal Instagram feed in a lightweight text format. Programmed by @JoshHelfferich.
63,481 followers |

Alice Bradley

Blogger, writer, friend to animals. Co-author of LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES!
59,398 followers |

Ruth Bourdain

Comfort me with offal. Mashing up the tweets of Ruth Reichl with the mind of Anthony Bourdain. This is a parody. Email: ruthbourdain@gmail.com.
54,772 followers |

io9

We come from the future.
53,158 followers |

John Fugelsang

Guilt: A Love Story in Minneapolis 6/16- http://bit.ly/J4kLFJ * The album that hit #1 on Amazon, iTunes & Billboard's comedy charts- http://bit.ly/un61bi
52,822 followers |

R.L. Stine

My job: to terrify kids
51,549 followers |

James Urbaniak

Voice of Dr. Venture on The Venture Brothers. Other acting services occasionally rendered.
50,854 followers |

Joshua Malina

Chanteuse québécoise.
49,021 followers |

Lizz Winstead

I'm a political satirist & co creator of The Daily Show. I point out crackpottery & stuff smart people write. My Book, Lizz Free Or Die, is out May 2012.
45,708 followers |

Scotty L.

Emotionally strong enough to be your man.
37,262 followers |

All Bacon

All bacon, all the time!
37,142 followers |

Tremendous News!

Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.
31,712 followers |

Craig Bierko

Craig Bierko lives in New York and dies in Los Angeles.
30,509 followers |

Dave Hill

Entertainer/Man-About-Town. My first book TASTEFUL NUDES is out May 22. Pre-order it here http://tinyurl.com/7voso55 + http://tinyurl.com/7rcguww Thx.
29,890 followers |

BillCorbett

Writer actor MST3K RiffTrax! http://billcorbett.tumblr.com/
27,413 followers |

Sam Seder

Family Values Reporter for the Majority Report daily 12 NoonET and co- host Ring Of Fire on wknds. See @majorityfm & Ringoffireradio.com
25,317 followers |

Dear Photograph

#DearPhotographBook out May 8th: http://book.dearphotograph.com Founded May 2011 by 22 Year old Canadian @TJ. For Speaking Inquiries: http://bit.ly/TJSpeaking
24,040 followers |

Kurt Andersen

I have a new novel called True Believers coming out in July (http://goo.gl/gWU2f). I also wrote Heyday and Turn of the Century, and host Studio 360.
23,469 followers |

RayBeckerman

Law, social justice, nature, human & animal rights, the arts, ecology. Progressive. I try to lend my voice to the voiceless. http://is.gd/cNFKN
22,349 followers |

Harold McGee

Writer on kitchen science; author of ON FOOD & COOKING, KEYS TO GOOD COOKING (@PenguinPress), Curious Cook column in the NY Times.
21,976 followers |

Dan Cronin

Writer, Conan on TBS; guy who puts pint glasses in the freezer.
21,173 followers |

GottaLaff

Hooked on humor, Prog. political blogger, regular on WeActRadio 1480 AM/Nicole Sandler, Angie Coiro Shows, BLUNT TV creator. Miss This?=LaffyBot tweets, not me
20,913 followers |

Adam Roberts

Creator of the award-winning food blog The Amateur Gourmet (now in its 8th year!) and author of Secrets of Great Chefs (Artisan, Fall 2012).
20,370 followers |

todd levin

I'll take it from here, Kilowog. -- Bob Dylan
19,921 followers |

Hacker News Bot

Tweeting the hottest from Hacker News (YC)
19,565 followers |

PicturelessPinterest

The best of Pinterest without having to look at the pictures.
16,952 followers |

John Moe

I host Marketplace Tech Report and Wits. I am also a writer (Conservatize Me, NYT Mag, McSweeney's). I live in Minnesota.
16,812 followers |

Kasey Anderson

I am neither a picker, a grinner, a lover, nor a sinner. I try to keep my music out of the sun.
16,305 followers |

Elon James White

Creator of the award winning projects This @WeekInBlackness - http://twib.me and @BlackingItUp! (Listen Live Monday - Thursday) http://twib.me/live
15,300 followers |

Don Millard

Sardonic Writer and Artist, Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, History, Comedy, Politics and All Things Irish
15,198 followers |

David Waldman

Contributing Editor, Daily Kos and Congress Matters
14,582 followers |

Scott

Author. Speaker. Publisher. Artist. Mentor. World Record Holder. Founder of NametagTV. And yes, I wear a nametag 24-7. Even in the shower.
13,073 followers |

Wade Cothran

I have an affinity for fancy sauces.
12,132 followers |

Caissie St.Onge

TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins NOW Watch What Happens Live! YA novelist http://www.CaisBook.com ALWAYS author @debenham's boo
11,721 followers |

Regina Schrambling

Wondering how to monetize when no one wants to pony up anymore. Ranting, meanwhile, at gastropoda.com.
9,327 followers |

Anonymous Editor

Anonymous fiction editor. Contact rantyeditor at gmail dot com.
8,070 followers |

Gabe Delahaye

I am a writer and comedian just like everybody else.
7,508 followers |

Lucky the Beagle

Comedy & Entertainment
7,019 followers |

Lyle Lovett

6,823 followers |

Julie Klam

Author
6,403 followers |

news biscuit

british satirical website
6,140 followers |

Archie McPhee

The world's greatest weird store! We love unicorns, narwhals, bacon and that one thing you think only you like.
5,713 followers |

WillAtWork

Web elf at msnbc.com
5,687 followers |

Michael Schaub

Writer, book critic (NPR.org, etc.), native Texan in exile, nervous, sleepy.
4,676 followers |

Ann Leary

Author of OUTTAKES FROM A MARRIAGE and An INNOCENT, A BROAD
4,548 followers |

Hungry Birds

@Hungry_birds are real birds from Latvia typing on the keyboard made from fat. See them live at
4,270 followers |

Sarah PaIin

SATIRE :: THIS IS NOT SARAH PALIN'S TWITTER ACCOUNT.
3,283 followers |

LauraZigman

Writer, branter, recovering publicist, HashHag, Lavender Bunny.
2,702 followers |

Brock Davis

think make break make think
2,537 followers |

Whistlingduck

Friendly Little Harmless Innocent Duck. #AndIfYouBelieveThat...
1,566 followers |

Hillary Buckholtz

Book and comedy publicist living down the street from Sasha and Malia. I write about 80s & early 90s pop-culture @imremembering dot com.
1,251 followers |

Governor Goodhair

I'm Rick Perry's hair, bitches! Fetch my hair net.
770 followers |

Herve This

Gastronomie moléculaire AgroParisTech/INRA, Fondation Science & Culture Alimentaire (Ac des sc), Institut des Hautes Etudes du Gout, Académie d'agriculture
661 followers |

Hash Hags

Hash Hags is a weekly NPR radio show hosted by authors Julie Klam, Ann Leary and Laura Zigman.
486 followers |

CoryBookerSpeed

When Cory Booker plays Angry Birds, the birds aren’t angry.
257 followers |

Not Richard

I am not the eminent film critic Richard Schickel.
224 followers |

Kate Eddens

192 followers |

Calipone

Voilà! C'est ça!
183 followers |

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