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Russell Brand
4,732,514 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger4,353,058 followers | Follow
Kevin Hart
I'm telling my STORY & It's helping me make H I S T O R Y..........I'M FUCKING FOCUSED TWITCHES4,140,638 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
3,478,464 followers | Follow
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!2,066,130 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,945,980 followers | Follow
Greg Grunberg
I act & try to do some good. I created a Free $avings App (GetYowza.com), started a band (BandFromTV.org) & a foundation (TalkAboutIt.org) - so there!1,406,276 followers | Follow
Jimmy Kimmel
I GOT SO MUCH LOVE FOR THE FANS...you are always there for me and I will always be there for you. MUCH LOVE. thanks1,376,793 followers | Follow
Dara O Briain
Infamous Brit-Licker; also been known to hand out free puppies913,337 followers | Follow
David Mitchell
This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the former Tory MP.732,575 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.588,514 followers | Follow
Nick Frost
517,081 followers | Follow
Sarah Millican
New DVD out in Nov. New tour in 2013. Website here http://www.sarahmillican.co.uk. Feminist and lover of food.467,117 followers | Follow
Warren Ellis
English Writer. Not Australian Musician. Lives in your brain. Next novel, GUN MACHINE, due Jan 2013 from Mulholland Books.441,549 followers | Follow
Alan Davies
389,395 followers | Follow
Andy Milonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email AndyMbooking@gmail.com369,391 followers | Follow
finger ghost
314,009 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.286,054 followers | Follow
CedEntertainer
Dance Fu... DVD On Sale October 4th, Directed By Cedric The Entertainer and Starring Kel Mitchel274,198 followers | Follow
Armando Iannucci
I'm a small giant trapped inside the body of a short man.252,602 followers | Follow
Timothy DeLaGhetto
hi. i'm tim. i make funny youtube videos, and i rap. Download my new mixtape for free at http://TimothyDeLaGhetto.com228,503 followers | Follow
Dave Gorman
AbsoluteRadio:Sundays10am. Podcast too. Tour dates: http://bit.ly/LiveDates I never RT any tweets that ask me to RT them. Don't drop litter.211,245 followers | Follow
Phillip Jupitus
Welcome to the virtual bog wall... Occasional adult themes, situations and language... Hair trigger blocking habits... On tour in SPAMALOT until 12th June204,469 followers | Follow
Benji Brown
Official Twitter Of Comedian Benji Brown For Booking: brownworldent@gmail.com Youtube.com/benjibrownshow181,892 followers | Follow
BP Public Relations
This page exists to get BP's message and mission statement out into the twitterverse!155,269 followers | Follow
That Shit Cray
151,060 followers | Follow
Mrs Stephen Fry
Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his 5, 6 or 7 kids. My new book, How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage is out now. Click the link below145,653 followers | Follow
Peaches Geldof
Mother, writer, TV presenter, documentary maker, model, sticky toffee pudding obsessive, vintage clothing lover.133,040 followers | Follow
Danny Wallace
Author and Xfm DJ and ShortList columnist. Brand new novel out May 10th: Charlotte Street.125,050 followers | Follow
Omid Djalili
Actor, primal scream therapist, part-time psychic and dog handler117,949 followers | Follow
Marcus Brigstocke
It's not easy being green... But green's the colour of spring, and green can be cool and friendly like...111,653 followers | Follow
David Schneider
Actor, writer, comedian. Jack of all trades master of about two. Contains moderate swearing (under 16s beware).106,252 followers | Follow
Mark Watson
You're... are you that comedian? Yeah, I saw you on, what did I see you on? I do apologise, can't think of your name.94,413 followers | Follow
Charlie McDowell
I write letters to the girls who live above me. GAM= Girls Above Me88,756 followers | Follow
Robert Llewellyn
Conflicted wet liberal, amateur nerd, every few years Kryten in Red Dwarf. Electric vehicle fan and Stone Cold Fox (apparently)84,787 followers | Follow
pourmecoffee
Goal: Funny and/or interesting. Partisan Democrat. Not into arguing on the Internet. Complaints? Consult the Fine Print: http://j.mp/pmcfineprint.79,407 followers | Follow
Homer J Simpson
I work at a nuclear power plant. Married with two kids and a baby.72,540 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the just-launched msnNOW. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.64,510 followers | Follow
Overheard Newsroom
@OHnewsroom delivers the best overheard comments in any newsroom -- #OHnewsroom your tweets for the site. Managed by @ohmykevin.57,930 followers | Follow
Jeremy Hardy
I was born a coalminer's daughter. In a cabin, on a hill in Butcher Holler51,271 followers | Follow
Michael Scott
Former, now current very awesome boss at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, PA.48,901 followers | Follow
Mark Steel
44,560 followers | Follow
Nick Nolte's Mugshot
Aw hell, sugar, I ain't affiliated with the actor Nick Nolte. I'm only a fictional entity based on his mugshot. Whatever the shit that means. (*spits*)38,659 followers | Follow
People of Walmart
37,776 followers | Follow
Mike Monteiro
This is a personal account and does not reflect the opinions of my boss, who is an asshole.30,471 followers | Follow
Luke & Darth Vader
I'm a Jedi. I live with my dad in a galaxy far, far away. He's a Sith Lord. I just write down shit that he says. (Sporadically updated by @alexblagg.)29,359 followers | Follow
Gary Delaney
Lacking in Social Skills One-Liner Merchant. I shamelessly test new jokes on Twitter.29,241 followers | Follow
awkwardfamilyphotos
28,107 followers | Follow
Danny Baker
The home of Danny Baker's afternoon retreat. This feed is managed and updated by Socks and the team, with Danny occasionally pushing the send button.19,248 followers | Follow
Wayne The Boy Rooney
Football Player, Co-Presenter Special1TV and Ronnie Puppet-Master16,168 followers | Follow
Albert Einstein
Looks like we got a regular Albert Einstein on our hands here.14,892 followers | Follow
fake michael_bay
The original imposter. All others are imposter imposters.14,747 followers | Follow
NatHistoryWhale
I am the whale on the ceiling of the Natural History Museum in New York City.14,517 followers | Follow
Chuck Obama
Barack Obama's Sec of Offense, Baracker Texas Ranger, Creator of Karatenomics. A pro Chuck Norris, pro Barack Obama tripartisan funny.13,699 followers | Follow
Osama bin Laden
Former Public Enemy #1, faked my own death, now traveling the world. Maybe I'm coming to your city! Check your local Al Qaeda branch!9,178 followers | Follow
Nick Kreiss
without me, it's just aweso. mediocre writer, proud member of the @katalyst think tank and producer of the new Punk'd.8,996 followers | Follow
Sarrah Palin
Spin it, 'til you win it! 2012! I'm a fierce grizzly baby mama! Grrr, wink!8,796 followers | Follow
Monty Python
I tweet Monty Python quotes. And now for something completely different. (This is an account by a fan for fans. Not an official MP account!)8,480 followers | Follow
Stephanie Merritt
Alter-ego of bestselling novelist SJ Parris, author of Heresy, Prophecy & now Sacrilege. I also witter about books, comedy & arts for Observer & Guardian.8,070 followers | Follow
Royston Keane
2002 Nobel Peace Prize nominee, and Time Magazine's 143rd-most Influential Irishman of the Year for 2011 (Fictional.)5,954 followers | Follow
Completeledge
Target smasher. Master cocksman. Send me your bikini snaps at Iamacompleteledge@gmail.com. Fuck you very much5,833 followers | Follow
Frank Prather
Writer. Comedian. Genius. When you have a god complex, every day is judgment day. SUB: http://www.youtube.com/frankprather http://favstar.fm/users/FrankPrather4,777 followers | Follow
LEGALIZE CANNABIS
LEGALIZE. CANNABIS. NOW. It is the MOST USED DRUG IN THE WORLD, has NEVER CAUSED A DEATH, and has MEDICAL AND COMMERCIAL USES, such as in PAPER, BUILDING & MORE4,759 followers | Follow
Lucy Horobin
Radio & TV presenter. Like cheese, cats, & fun times. My favourite mammal is a Duck Billed Platypus. These are all my own thoughts & not a Robots. :)4,013 followers | Follow
Susan Murray
Stand up comedian and writer. Run comedy gig in E17 at Rose & Crown innit.3,470 followers | Follow
BishopMagicSeanJuan
Very funny for a human for booking: SeangComedy@yahoo.com #TeamSeanG #Comedian #Teamlightskin2,096 followers | Follow
♥ Adrianne Bilbro ♥
I'm finishing my first book *beam* & loving the process of becoming more of myself. I'm a healthy mix of inspiration, NFL games, randomness and great times.1,612 followers | Follow
ghostofpeter
Though I have been in the spirit world for more than 6 years, I still purr in my family's ears sometimes.1,136 followers | Follow
Phil Windsor
Loving husband of Liz (Your Majesty to you.) Duke of Edinburgh (Award). Proud dad of Chas, Anne, Andy & Ed. (Known as Farting Grandpa Phil to their children.)430 followers | Follow
Mike Fishcake
Webmaster of teamfishcake.co.uk, soundmaster of XS Malarkey Comedy Club and fan of Manchester Phoenix Ice Hockey Club.329 followers | Follow
Terry Thomas
Morales of a pirate, cad, bounder, rotter, Englishman, Evertonian!85 followers | Follow
