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Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger4,353,132 followers | Follow
Piers Morgan
'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.'2,277,768 followers | Follow
Lord Sugar
Chairman of Amshold Group which is owner of Viglen, Amscreen and Amsprop.2,006,269 followers | Follow
Phillip Schofield
Was on TV... Sent a tweet.....Never seen in public again1,593,971 followers | Follow
Sarah Millican
New DVD out in Nov. New tour in 2013. Website here http://www.sarahmillican.co.uk. Feminist and lover of food.467,117 followers | Follow
Rupert Murdoch
244,515 followers | Follow
Alastair Campbell
Writer, communicator, strategist, used to be Tony Blair's spokesman, now my own151,450 followers | Follow
John Prescott
Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, 'cyber warrior' and running for Police and Crime Commissioner for Humberside Police.134,749 followers | Follow
Twop Twips
PEDDLERS. Want to offer a Twop Twips prize? Phone toptipstwitter@gmail.com. (If you're really bored you could also follow @Twips2)121,028 followers | Follow
Grace Dent
Columnist for The Independent and Evening Standard 'Grace & Flavour' Author of 'How To Leave Twitter' 'Shiraz Bailey Wood Diaries' 'Diary of a Snob'119,724 followers | Follow
tom_watson
According to the Sun newspaper, Watson is a fundamentalist zealot who denounces any deviation from socialism. Also author of a book on corruption by NewsCorp.82,059 followers | Follow
Guido Fawkes
Pyrotechnician 2.0 If you want to contact me please email: Guido.Fawkes@Order-Order.com73,196 followers | Follow
Grant Shapps MP
Welwyn Hatfield MP + Minister of State for Housing & Local Government. Website here http://www.shapps.com50,127 followers | Follow
Sally Bercow
Mum, freelance writer & telly person, autism awareness campaigner. Doesn't answer to 'Mrs Speaker'.48,554 followers | Follow
Laurie Penny
Author, journalist, feminist, reprobate, tea-drinker, gentlewoman of fortune. Writes for The Independent and many others. Views my own.43,702 followers | Follow
Owen Jones
Socialist, Independent columnist, author of 'Chavs', Sheffield-born but Stockport-bred, looks a bit like a 12 year old. My views only, obviously.37,686 followers | Follow
fleetstreetfox
Anonymous Fleet Street columnist. Often sarcastic, occasionally right. Fox (n) carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; to be drunk36,500 followers | Follow
Michael Winner
I am a totally insane film director, writer, producer, silk shirt cleaner, bad tempered, totally ridiculous example of humanity in deep shit33,802 followers | Follow
Paul Waugh
Editor of PoliticsHome.com News, gossip and comment from House of Commons29,100 followers | Follow
Richard Ruzyllo
Exec.Training: Owner of The Presentation Lab http://www.retraining.info Atheist, Blogger, NUJ Freelance, Negotiator, Books: http://amzn.to/mG2A6M28,291 followers | Follow
David Allen Green
Journalist and lawyer. Legal correspondent of @NewStatesman; blogger at @TheLawyerMag; and writer of Jack of Kent blog. A liberal and a skeptic.27,583 followers | Follow
October Jones
Gets Texts from Dog. Draws faces on stuff. Bit of a twonk. 'Twitter's version of the Andrex puppy' ~@HeardinLondon26,731 followers | Follow
Rhodri Marsden
Not a wife, or mother. I write for The Independent, I play in Scritti Politti. Used to be moderately funny once. Alas no longer the case. Unfollow.25,756 followers | Follow
AngryBritain.com
Mending Broken Britain. Celebs ranting choice. A righteous infliction of retribution by an appropriate agent. Cuddled by @KylieMinogue @Gracedent & @rufushound23,049 followers | Follow
sunny hundal
Left-wing writer/activist; editor of Liberal Conspiracy; Guardian contributor; environmentalist, feminist. Founder http://rippla.com Tweet UK & int'l politics22,970 followers | Follow
Ian Martin
Writer: The Thick of It, VEEP, Architects' Journal, the Guardian etc. http://www.casarotto.co.uk/assets/x/51763.pdf19,503 followers | Follow
Miss Anthro Pissed
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Lutraphile and Atheist. Princess of poop. I drink to make you look attractive.17,492 followers | Follow
Harry Cole
Contributing Editor of the @Spectator. Columnist for the @DailyStarSunday and blog at @GuidoFawkes and @TheCommentator. Never knowingly on message...16,859 followers | Follow
Richard Coles
Cleric and broadcaster, former Communard, co-presenter of Saturday Live, Parish Priest of Finedon. Nihil obstat.16,072 followers | Follow
Moose Allain
Artist & Illustrator. Dogsbody, but human head. Peripheral visionary. Pest. Daddy to @archie_allain http://soundcloud.com/moosechoons15,418 followers | Follow
Kerry McCarthy MP
Labour MP for Bristol East + Shadow Foreign Minister. Blog - http://kerrymccarthy.wordpress.com. Casework/ diary - kerry.mccarthy.mp@parliament.uk14,048 followers | Follow
Inbetweener
'One to watch' - The Times. 'I laughed so hard it hurt' - Pauline Quirke. 'If you only folllow one person, follow him.' - The Guardian. 'Funny' - The Sun12,296 followers | Follow
SimonNRicketts
A journalist, indie screenwriter and script editor. Was at The Daily Mail and The Independent. Now on The Guardian night team. Taurus. 36DD11,832 followers | Follow
Helen Lewis
Deputy editor of the New Statesman. Tweets are the views of the ghost of Beatrice Webb.11,523 followers | Follow
Stephen Grant
Puns - and jokes in questionable taste. That's your warning. Get a taster menu of what I do at http://bit.ly/TopSGTweets.11,351 followers | Follow
Milo Yiannopoulos
Founder & Editor-in-Chief, @KernelMag. Chief Feature Writer, @catholicherald. Advisor, @Blottr. I write about technology, culture and religion.10,891 followers | Follow
Steven Baxter
Writer of books (http://amzn.to/n0YTik) and blogposts (http://bit.ly/icZIx6). Soon to be a student teacher. I live with @blueyebutterfly. antonvowl@live.co.uk10,455 followers | Follow
Old Holborn
Hobbies: Provocation, Mischief, Sedition. Creator of anonymous chaos and humorous carnage. Anyone can be Old Holborn. Anyone.9,730 followers | Follow
jacques_aih
Where the tweets have no aim. The Independent's most influential tweeter (entertainment) 2011 http://jacqueshattie.wordpress.com/8,428 followers | Follow
@NickMotown
It's just occurred to me that both Ant and Dec are named after insects. Except Dec.7,895 followers | Follow
Ellie Mae O'Hagan
Columnist for @commentisfree and East London community organiser. Socialist yahoo, Welsh scouser, lover, fighter, baker, candlestick-maker. Views own etc.7,509 followers | Follow
Michael Moran
Washed-up writer, compulsive tweeter, immoderately fond of trashy TV and quality radio. Now also operating as @LadyTelevision7,371 followers | Follow
Dave Camoron
7,303 followers | Follow
Paul Chambers
#LUFC fan. Wannabe fitness fanatic and now marathon runner! Happily engaged to @crazycolours. Not half as apocryphal as he wishes he was.7,299 followers | Follow
Dan Hodges
Blogger for the Telegraph, Total Politics, Former Commissioning Editor of Labour Uncut, neo-Blairite. Painfully unpragmatic.7,192 followers | Follow
Luke Bozier
Product of Thatchernomics. Start-up entrepreneur, political loud-mouth, globalist Brit. luke@municipo.com.7,000 followers | Follow
HuffPostUK Comedy
The latest and funniest videos, links, jokes, comedy gossip and SO much more from Huffington Post UK Comedy.6,977 followers | Follow
nicky clark
Disability rights campaigner, carer, http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/nicola-clark sweary atheist, sometimes I write things for money.6,650 followers | Follow
Dawn Foster
Writing words and righting wrongs. I work on @commentisfree for the Guardian, but these are the thoughts of the BBC. Email: dawn.foster@guardian.co.uk6,623 followers | Follow
Liz Buckley
Dept. manager at a reissue record company. Music, comedy, films, animals: there's lovely. Bit soft.6,486 followers | Follow
Peter Mannion 'MP'
‘Conservative MP’ for SE North Wessex Downs and Hampshire Central North; Minister for a hotchpotch of subjects left behind after everyone else had their pick6,052 followers | Follow
Sweary Mary
Welcome aboard the profanity train, if you're easily offended, please feel free to fuck off at the next stop.5,852 followers | Follow
Alex Andreou
Left successful career as lawyer for dodgy one as actor. Season tickets for both Spurs and the Royal Opera. Hate daytime TV but love Judge Judy.5,397 followers | Follow
Tracy Morter
Mum, Essex photographer of music, weddings and people, Rage Christmas no. 1 instigator.5,384 followers | Follow
Political Animal
Charlton-based Labour parliamentary 'aide' to Boss #1 & Boss #2. Only person ever to name their cat after Harold Wilson's political secretary. @Out_of_the_Loop5,212 followers | Follow
Mark Ferguson
Relentless optimist, Sunderland fan and editor of @LabourList. Never knowingly offline...5,212 followers | Follow
Mic Wright
Fighting the uneven fight. Contributing editor @kernelmag, creative director @materconsults, creator of thebreadcrumbtrail.net. Most importantly: for hire!5,191 followers | Follow
Andrea Mann
Comedy Editor of Huffington Post UK; writer; jazz singer. Views are my own and not those of Rodgers And Hart.4,941 followers | Follow
angryplumber
I'm a plumber and a cunt. I'll let you decide which one I'm best at. Also, its not gonna suck itself!4,828 followers | Follow
Vivienne Clore
nose to the agenting grindstone, fingers to the twittering keyboard with varied results4,762 followers | Follow
Ladyfuckwit
Being popular on twitter is like sitting at the canteen cool table at a mental institution4,689 followers | Follow
Mark Wallace
Political campaigner, blogger, writer. UK's #3 Libertarian blogger. Free people, low taxes, small states, free markets. Tweets are in a personal capacity.4,611 followers | Follow
Fiona Laird
Theatre director, writer and member of the Labour Party. Quite tall. Not over-tall. just tall-ish. Feminist.4,360 followers | Follow
Easily Tempted
Get this for weird - I have a fantastic life and sex life with....... My husband. Curious about almost everything.4,219 followers | Follow
The Bath Bird
Very sweary atheist. 3 kids, 2 dogs, 1 husband. They all cramp my style.4,217 followers | Follow
Tracy King
Geek and gamer. BAFTA-longlisted Producer of Tim Minchin's Storm movie. Animation, game dev, marketing. Occasional writer and wit.4,095 followers | Follow
Ged Robinson
A stumbling, bumbling Christian trying to make love a verb, sometimes succeeding, sometimes failing.3,883 followers | Follow
Tom Scholes-Fogg
Politics, Policing & Defence Blogger. Editor of the book 'What next for Labour?'. #Pimm's O'Clock. Author too! RTs not endorsements & views are mine.3,806 followers | Follow
Crazy Colours
Female, Spartacus, 28, mum to @CrazyAshton, engaged to @PaulJChambers. I tweet about my kid, politics, weight loss and dick jokes. Something for everyone!3,784 followers | Follow
GlennyRodge
Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.3,772 followers | Follow
The Bhoy Kristov
One of the founding fathers of The #Celtommunity and member of The @BishopCrosasCSC. Creator of The Dimbledance and the #ScottishApprentice hashtag.3,700 followers | Follow
Ben Cooper
The lone Labour & Co-operative Party Councillor on @SouthHams_DC, coffee maker @cafealfresco & once described as the Brad Pitt of @LGBTLabour.3,459 followers | Follow
The Dragon Fairy
This mythical creature used to spend a lot of time in Whitehall, & now spends a lot of time watching from outside. Likes jellybellies, pistachio nuts & rioja3,404 followers | Follow
Kevin Peel
Labour & Co-op Cllr for Mcr City Centre & Lead Member for Gay Men's Issues. Try to have normal life too. Views expressed not mine. I don't have any views...3,327 followers | Follow
Lee Jasper
Chair of London Race & Criminal Justice Consortium & Co Chair of Black Activists Rising Against Cuts ( BARAC) .3,317 followers | Follow
Sir Robin Bogg
Verified national treasure by Sir Stephen Bubb. Cited as victory for Big Society by Phillip Blond. Blocked by Louise Mensch for anti-Semitism. Lied to by Boris3,265 followers | Follow
Tiahowler Biltawülf
Duck. Tweets. Does Projects. Projects never quite go to plan.3,252 followers | Follow
Cyril Cacoethes
Remember that really ace thing you love? Well just imagine that written here and it'll save us both a fuckload of time and energy. Thanks!3,119 followers | Follow
Richard Calhoun
libertarian : It's about people not the self serving political classes - Capitalism is not an ideology, its a system people use for trading the World over3,051 followers | Follow
Sam Bowman
Irish libertarian. Works at the Adam Smith Institute. 'What that little guy Sam said is so rational.' – Youtube comment, 21/05/123,036 followers | Follow
Gareth Lewis Shelton
Liberal cosmopolitan. Healthcare researcher; Philosopher; would-be reformer; lover of Justice Truth & Beauty.3,016 followers | Follow
@Parlez_me_nTory
NEVER malicious OFTEN mischievous! Home of #BlogParlez | Search Twibbon.com for #DesireTheRight3,009 followers | Follow
Lesley Miller
These are my opinions, no-one else would want them. Life is way too short not to laugh at yourself!! Tell me what you wanted to be when you were 8 on my blog:-)2,980 followers | Follow
Joe Armitage
@Medwaycf chairman, small state economic and social libertarian Conservative Party member2,822 followers | Follow
Miss Annesley
I'm Christina. I'm a raving libertarian & a drinking enthusiast. Co-Deputy Editor of @IndHome. I'm basically Dagny Taggart but less organised.2,724 followers | Follow
Abi Wilkinson
Guardian reading, lentil munching, bleeding heart left-wing stereotype. Either annoyingly earnest or infuriatingly silly depending on when you catch me.2,723 followers | Follow
Carlos Spiceyweiner
The views expressed here are those of the BBC and not my own.2,607 followers | Follow
Steve Hills
Writer/Producer/Director/Playwright/Raconteur. 'The lovechild of Wilde & Blackadder' - Slept my way to the top. Wake me up when we get there.2,597 followers | Follow
Simon Mason
I blog on pop culture at The Spectator. As I believe that human activity is warming our planet, these are obviously my views not those of The Spectator.2,595 followers | Follow
Tokyo Sexwhale
Illustrator, animator, cartoonist. 'WHAT A GREAT NON-WIT YOU ARE' - Michael Winner.2,583 followers | Follow
Paul Groom
Photographer / Illustrator. Love doing Twitter collaborations and sketching requests for people - especially animals. My photography account is @paulgroomphotog2,577 followers | Follow
Tom McLaughlin
I write pictures and doodle words for Simon & Schuster and Puffin Books. My new book, The Diabolical Mr Tiddles is out now.2,548 followers | Follow
Team Kilburn Mat
'Guru of tears', music consultant, marketer, egalitarian, anti-monarchist, moaner, drummer, DJ - views expressed may not represent my sunny disposition2,527 followers | Follow
Louis Barfe
Biographer, podcaster & radio critic for @TheLadyMagazine. Official Avoider of the 2012 London Olympics.2,513 followers | Follow
Tom Williams
18. Bag carrier for @GwynneMP & doing BA War Studies and History at KCL. Chair of KCL Labour. Apparently have a Mandelsonesque panache about me...2,379 followers | Follow
Tory Totty Online
Proud to be British. Journalist.Radio presenter. Lover of life, love, heart & soul. Monarchist.Opinionated.Fair. Big heart. God save the Queen!2,356 followers | Follow
Peter Shorney
Chump. Dawdler. Copywriter. Not nearly as funny as I think I am. Has the grace and sophistication of a schoolboy's holdall. Can't tan. Oh, and luminary.2,354 followers | Follow
Henry James
I did not write The Turn of the Screw, although I am familiar with the operation of a screwdriver. I mean it's not exactly difficult. Hardly worth a whole book.2,331 followers | Follow
Simon Cooke
Politician (-ish), trainee regeneration guru, mad keen cook, mushroom lover, street and farmers markets fan2,323 followers | Follow
Catherine Kelliher
Digital editor. Plastic Paddy. Hapless cat owner. Interested in development. Not always in that order.2,320 followers | Follow
Johnny B Goode
Consultant with an interest in food, the absurd, badgers and hypocrites. Batman... shh. Have a cat, ride a Triumph. *Keyboard Warrior* - Jay Rayner.2,147 followers | Follow
Dø.il.y Dølly
Alpha female. You hear me? Alpha fucking female. The woman your father loved and your mother hated.2,065 followers | Follow
Humphrey Cushion
Miss Cellaneous, Miss Chevious, Ms Cushion! Thinking Man's Miss Piggy.. FB & Formspring Humphrey Cushion - ms.h.cushion@gmail.com2,059 followers | Follow
VenusDeMileage
I have included the word 'explode' in this bio for added ooomph. Now wash my hands please. Let's go.2,021 followers | Follow
Mock The Left
After the damage they caused, being a member of UK Labour Party reading the Graun, or wearing sandals should be a jailable offence.1,990 followers | Follow
Richard Lowe
Crossbow Dodger ~ UKIP ~ Libertarian ~ American Football ~ Ron Paul ~ If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything - Marty McFly.1,981 followers | Follow
Simone Webb
Waistcoat wearing queer feminist socialist type. Hopefully not as annoying as that sounds. I don't ~hate Tories. Some of my best friends are Tories. ECSTF.1,967 followers | Follow
They Call Him Woodo
Alleged Photographer & Instagram Snob. Bacon Fan. Described as a 'sad small little person who is not exactly a high achiever in life' by Louise Mensch MP.1,951 followers | Follow
Alison Charlton
No blog, no website, just likes a bit of a chat and finding out stuff.1,933 followers | Follow
Pawzilla The First
Pawzilla. Greater than Superman. Does words & things. #smashthepatriarchy1,928 followers | Follow
Calum Sherwood
Co-Chair of @BrisUniLabour. Socialist and vegetarian. Bit keen on Sylvia Plath. Geordie. UBU LGBT Officer. @LabourCND Youth Officer.1,909 followers | Follow
Quintin 2,3, Forbes
A people-centred person. Carries own bucket. Background courtesy of @QuantumPirate1,901 followers | Follow
The Honourable Lady
A questionable woman who enjoys cult tv & the scandal of British politics. Born in the wrong century, she lives by a code of honour mostly involving booze.1,889 followers | Follow
Radio Vicky FM
Space writer, comedy writer, copywriter. Radio girl, prankster, swifts, Hubble, Stella. Twitter equivalent of saucy postcard. Some rude tweets. BUTTERED CLUNGE1,855 followers | Follow
Jane Prinsep
Writer, poet, mum, tragic, optimistic...fucking knackered. @wharfthecanary's bird. Excels at swearing. Hot on manners.1,823 followers | Follow
@StuKershaw
Writer, Producer and Musician. OMD, Atomic Kitten etc Good Dad-Bad Housekeeper. Have Son with #autism Can't stop Cracking egg puns1,795 followers | Follow
Real Penguin
Pianist, Pilot, Political Analyst, Economist, Juggler, Chef, Sex God, Computer Expert, Pope, prone to exaggeration and blatant porkies. Not the real Al Murray.1,780 followers | Follow
@CiaranM87
I refuse to be one of those donkeys who pastes funny tweets in here for a bio. You know who you are. 3 minutes ago via Web1,733 followers | Follow
Kerri Prince
Labour Cllr. Brunel Student. Trying to regain people's trust in politics and politicians.1,713 followers | Follow
Edward Mayes
Pundit, DJ, Strategist, Centre Right Political Activist and Part Time Cowboy. Always available for comment.1,685 followers | Follow
James Shaddock
24. Male. History of Art Graduate. Professional Jobseeker. Lib Dem. Outrageous Flirt. Amatuer Wit. Tea Lover. Social Networking Obsessive. Book Addict. Etc.1,621 followers | Follow
Gary int Layks
Keswick lad born and bred. Living in Borrowdale enjoying the coffee .. among other things !!1,603 followers | Follow
@ElliottClarkson
I once sat next to a lady on the bus who looked like a puppet of Susan Boyle made out of Susan Boyle's big toe. I am property of @LeMencs.1,600 followers | Follow
Margo Milne
I write, sometimes for money. Full time #spoonie, part time wheelchair user. Lover of skulls, medicine geek, Gooner. Held hostage by a cat: please send help!1,572 followers | Follow
Miss Puma-Campari
Lively, smooth and refreshing; a tight knot of jubilation. Prefers Martinis to Martians.1,572 followers | Follow
The Grim Reaper
Official channel of The Grim Reaper's Den. Want to contact me? Email grimreaperblog AT gmail DOT com.1,570 followers | Follow
simon whiteside
Film & TV Orchestrator Arranger & Composer.Jive Musician,Book lover Cricket Fan,Pun monkey Basic twit inventor of #Neuphamisms1,566 followers | Follow
stefan stajniak
Life brings beautiful things. like a sister you never knew you had.. oh and i hate flip flops...1,565 followers | Follow
TheJohnnyMC
Ferret in the pants of society. Background/avi by @OctoberJones1,544 followers | Follow
kiramadeira
Awight? I'm Natalie Cassidy. I used to be Sonia offuv Eastenders. I'm doin' dis naaaaaaa1,539 followers | Follow
Welshracer
BBCF1 fan, gardening and books. Political observer BBC Parliament PMQs.1,501 followers | Follow
Sean O'Halloran
Whitehall policy wonk (and hipster contingent!) and Policy/Comms trustee @YoungAdvisors. Also work for a charity, and travel too much. Loony lefty. Own Views.1,494 followers | Follow
Kevin McNamara
on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm the shit. all opinions personal. if you wanna know more, check out my url! if you follow me, give me a tweet!1,489 followers | Follow
Symon Turner
Follow the amazing living fossil AKA: Reading Tory party in exile1,488 followers | Follow
Chris Nicholson
Luddite web developer, who also develops search engines. Charming and witty when I put my mind to it. Forrest Gump 2.0: Web Developer Remix. Ex-psychologist.1,419 followers | Follow
CattyJacques
passionate about sausage, shopping, shagging & shoes. preferably all at the same time. hopelessly hooked on my hot new Indian boyfriend iSpice.1,373 followers | Follow
*Insert obscenity*
Mother. Wife of @disco315. #Facebooknews #PlentyOfFishing #PlaygroundPikeys. Snakes. Socks. Tattoos. Converse. Cunt. I don't have ADHDeeDarDeeDarDeeDar...1,372 followers | Follow
Daniel Furr
Liberal. European. Too lib·er·al [adj.] creator. Huffington Post UK blogger. Chelsea fan. Tea drinker. Baker. Serial tweeter. Suave. Philosophical. Atheist.1,368 followers | Follow
Skip Licker
King of The Stickmen .. Hardcore Troll. Carried a rifle once, then got shot at1,338 followers | Follow
shiny tuppence
Rarely suitable for work, pocket sized & nice. I like snoopy, pants, sweets, rude words & window lickers. persistent lol-ers will be killed by my roflcopter1,329 followers | Follow
PantherPants
My mum fought Lymphoma, TWICE. @timmyknostrils is doing the Blenheim Triathlon in June.. You can help lymphoma.org. See link. Please? thanks x1,322 followers | Follow
Olfahrt Hamburger
How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered....? Southern nancy. By 'eck. Shit graphics by @4eyes_1,317 followers | Follow
Thomas Byrne
My intellectual close friends get to call me TB. Politics student. Hopelessly confused/contrarian (delete to preference.)1,314 followers | Follow
Andrew Tennant
What have the #LibDems achieved in coalition? Well, as you ask, quite a lot actually: http://www.whatthehellhavethelibdemsdone.com/1,294 followers | Follow
Sarah Brown
The second most prolific Sarah Brown on Twitter. 28, class warrior, feminist, town councillor, unionista and lots of other things1,287 followers | Follow
Chris Hughes
Tragically geeky, vegetarian and obsessed with Metallica. 'Socialist Yahoo'. Labour Party Organiser and Chair of @NWYoungLab.1,282 followers | Follow
Drinkmeforfree
Reads the labels on things. Drink me for free or take me home for a fiver. But you'll have to take my partner in crime Thegrammarnymph too. BOGOF. BARGAIN.1,282 followers | Follow
KrustyAllslopp
If you lookin' for the one off the telly, you may be disappointed... irl: Mezzo Soprano, Poet, proud Leftie and all round gobby girl ;)1,274 followers | Follow
Mr. Wombat
Life and the law, as a half wombat, half cyborg trainee solicitor at Wolfram & Hart LLP would see it. Totally fictitious. Big brother to @birdiecanfly.1,238 followers | Follow
The Hairy Hobbit
Surreal, Geocaching, cheese, crumpet & marmite fancier.Lover of geeks, hashtags, nerdy things & nature.Political satirist & Plinth Heckler.Queen of the 2screen.1,229 followers | Follow
Harry Matthews
Liberal Youth Events Officer. Physics at Uni of Sheffield. A bit mad. #hm4vc1,219 followers | Follow
Fat_Jacques
Geo-libertarian, engineer. Happily married to MrsFJ. Not actually a pirate. Actually fat. Keep marine fish.1,217 followers | Follow
Jason Cowan
3rd year Manchester Mathematician/Physicist. Tory. Rant a lot. Treasurer of @UoMConsFuture.1,213 followers | Follow
Oi! Dave-id
NHS registered fool and scoundrel. Depressive and sometimes funny. Funny and sometimes depressive. http://ioftenthink.blogspot.co.uk/1,204 followers | Follow
Matt Doherty
Van-driver. Fulham-fan. Ale-drinker. Advised to Fuck Off To Another Country by the leader of the EDL1,202 followers | Follow
Harry Langford
I used to work for a Labour MP and now I don't. Law Student. Social Democrat. Labour Member.1,181 followers | Follow
Dan Beames
I once won a freestyle battle outside a pub with a rap about Indiana Jones.1,179 followers | Follow
Olly Neville
UKIP Progressive Anarchist, YI Social Media Director, Probably a parody account, Anarcho-Punctuationalist Possible ginger beard :-(1,164 followers | Follow
Hippolyta Loudbasket
Mostly sweary. Not really an onion. Finding that real life inhibits tweet life. Other half of that there @JFarrers. Jail account: @Feisty_In_Jail1,144 followers | Follow
Chris Terry
Elections researcher and nerd. Co-founder of @BritainVotes. Recently returned from Brussels. Social democrat. Pro-European. All tweets personal etc1,104 followers | Follow
Barryfunite
Left wing socialist, Marxist, Celtic & EFC supporter and Proud active Unite the union member1,090 followers | Follow
Joshua Lachkovic
Works for @HotwirePR. Libertarian Tory. Political columnist for @KernelMag. Amateur foodie. Likes wine, scotch, old-fashioneds, literature, and deep house.1,087 followers | Follow
MammyBear1
I am a mellow mature 60something woman, I love music, wine,good conversation .I have healing in my hands, I am a good home nurse and give a great massage.1,081 followers | Follow
Philip Cane
International Politics student at Aberystwyth and soon the LSE, once was @VoteNOToAV, normally found watching TV/Films and always positive.1,071 followers | Follow
Ust Oldfield
Exiled Cornishman. Data Analyst. Statistician by accident. Guerrilla Economist. World's greatest Keynesian. Historian. Polymath.1,066 followers | Follow
Sam Baxter
20, 'evil' Tory often found bothering people with leaflets. @WarringtonCF Secretary. PPE @ UoM. Libertarian. Mainly used for wrestling practice1,064 followers | Follow
Lonni Hurst Casswell
Grown-up Alice. Britophile/Celtophile. Neuropsych grad. Bit sociophobic. Religionless. Vegetinarian. Demisexual. Student writer-artist. NightOwl.1,057 followers | Follow
Perry Beadsworth
Failed apocalyptic prophet, staggering from one disaster to another.1,047 followers | Follow
Becky Lindeman
Law student, devil's advocate, classical liberal, cosmopolitan nihilist. Likes forests, gin, and arguing . Sleep is for the weak. I'm very nice.1,042 followers | Follow
Bert Swattermain
Municipal aquatic systems repair man & mild mannered alter ego. Insightful & inciteful. I only follow tweeple I find interesting, funny or demented.1,026 followers | Follow
Marc Tessier-Ashpool
Last of the freelance hackers, Greatest sword fighter in the world1,016 followers | Follow
Sweary WaywardLou
Leave all your love and your loathing behind. You can't carry it with you if you want to survive. Girlfriend of @porcupinemayhem. Say hi for a follow.1,012 followers | Follow
Dylan H Morris
Lovechild of Ayn Rand and Milton Friedman. Terrifyingly libertarian neoliberal Tory and proud nasty capitalist. Remember: it's your money they're spending.1,003 followers | Follow
Rida Vaquas
Odd left-winged teenage girl. Awkwardly Labour and a dowdy reformist revolutionary. Lacking in the ability to describe herself.985 followers | Follow
Andrew Knight
Musings and rantings of a student making his way through life. Tory, Arsenal fan, cricket player/fan.983 followers | Follow
Rachel Megan Barker
Labourite foot soldier. web&publicity officer for @leedslabourclub. writes a bit, reads a lot. student in idle moments.977 followers | Follow
Hugh Miller
Maybe I AM the droid you are looking for. Was @ShugNiggurath, but they killed me.972 followers | Follow
Nilam Atodaria
20; a political nobody. If the Daily Mail knew me they would probably hate me & my views obviously aren't mine but those of Rupert Murdoch.939 followers | Follow
Hops - Amanda R.I.P.
This was my beautiful wife Amanda's page. She passed away yesterday 13th May 2012. She is my hero. 99% of me is gone. TY to all of you that helped distract her.925 followers | Follow
The Grammar Nymph
Tiny, high-cheekboned lover of music, mooching, football, vintage stuff and grammar but nothing without my wing-girl and partner in crime Miss Drinkmeforfree.923 followers | Follow
Chad Noble
I want nothing this society's got, I'm going underground - The Jam. Thanks but not accepting new follow or refollow requests.910 followers | Follow
Andrew Maclennan
Scottish know-all, pigeon-chested abbatoir creeper. Arch-nemesis of @fulhammatty. Girlfriend has diplomatic immunity.905 followers | Follow
Liam Rhodes
Liberal Tory, association deputy chairman, MP's aide. Fond of European beer. Not important enough to be tweeting in anyone's capacity but my own.900 followers | Follow
Aric Gilinsky
Scottish Conservative and Unionist. Proudly Scottish, Proudly British.888 followers | Follow
Michael Daley
Comedian, talks shite. Runs comedy@thecornerhouse Windsor 2nd & 4th Tuesdays Views expressed are not those of employers, The Express/Advertiser or PropertyNews873 followers | Follow
Alfred Fox
A talking urbane Fox and Author of Anna's Story, Writing pt2 'Perfect' Currently living in fear of being discovered.854 followers | Follow
Andy Emmerson
Failed grandmaster of a secret shadow cult that ruled the world (for 10 minutes in 1973) Now adjusting to life in suburban Newcastle.844 followers | Follow
Catriona Soutar
Theatremaker, arts fundraiser, occasion creator, Shakespeare botherer, backseat subeditor, painter/decorator, tightrope walker, indiekidder, rambler, uh huh her842 followers | Follow
clare roberts
Costume designer, Sewer, indie DJ, member of the Vinyl Vendettas, smoker, older than I look (apparently).810 followers | Follow
Ceri Jones
Wombling like a Motherfucker since 1983! I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I just finished my milk! Not Suitable for General Consumption804 followers | Follow
Sarah Ransley
I'm Sarah, a [not so] young [anymore] MSer. Will tweet about politics, my cats and random thoughts. May contain the odd cock joke.786 followers | Follow
Peter Smallwood
Tory, VP Academic Rep Elect (Brunel), Conservative Future Old Timer and Peter Smallwood766 followers | Follow
Call me Clint
Interested bystander, easy going, likes to ruffle a few feathers but tread softly, for you may tread on my dreams. Love my I pad 2. #ClintTT friday top 20752 followers | Follow
Kavya Kaushik
I am a Kathak dancing Lib Dem that enjoys recruitment. Standing for @LiberalYouth Mem Dev Officer, visit link below :) Occasionally tweet about #NHS woes.745 followers | Follow
Owned by C.J.Seaden
I'm a Parsons Jack Russell. I'm a CELEBRITY, a Libertarian & an LBC blogger, a BRAND. A legend in my own dog bowl. Brian in Family Guy based on me. Bastard !737 followers | Follow
A C McGregor
Policy Officer @NottmLibDems, ViceChair @EastMidlandsSLF, Treasurer Notts&Nottm Const. IT tech, gamer and writer. Tweeting in a purely personal capacity.736 followers | Follow
Liam Quinn
PPE at Lancaster. Orange Book Liberal Democrat. David Laws enthusiast. Atheist. Republican. Political wind-up. Cricketer. West Ham fan. Talk to me for a follow!722 followers | Follow
Kyle-Noel Taylor
Recently escaped from Alcatraz then onto LL. B Law at UCLan September 2012677 followers | Follow
Shamima Blake
Stressed out IB student. Member of the dark side AKA the conservative party. Take pleasure in pissing off all 7 UKIP members.669 followers | Follow
Alexander.
Liberal Democrat. David Laws MP Caseworker. David Ward MP Office Assistant. Studying an MSc at the London School of Economics.666 followers | Follow
joanne henry
Reader of everything, enemy of Thought Police, respecter of most views, love to laugh and also to get mad, hate injustice, offence never taken661 followers | Follow
Ben McCabe
British/Irish parochial social and fiscal conservative. Student, etc651 followers | Follow
Medium Ground Finch
Delusional giant finch; likes music, science and starfishing.650 followers | Follow
Lee Jenkins
The Devil's Advocate-in-Chief. Anarcho-Dandyist. Unabashed snarling libertarian. Small govt, low tax, self reliance, free markets, and sartorial splendor645 followers | Follow
Kevin Grogan
Professional accountant.Likes Indian food,dislikes big government, most politicians, celebrities, rap music,soap operas,cat lovers and the EU.642 followers | Follow
Alacoque Doyle
Over the hill but trying to defy the inevitable gravitational pull. Cursed with a stupid unpronounceable name. Student. Artist. You can see my work here:623 followers | Follow
Julie T. Haley
I used to work in a very bad sitcom which has now morphed into a dreadful drama documentary, help!612 followers | Follow
Iratus Vespillo
I see dead people. I work well with them, they don't talk back604 followers | Follow
Tom Wheatcroft
Liberal,BA Politics NCL student, not as smart/funny as he thinks.583 followers | Follow
Iain Montgomery
Repository of meaningless trivia, creator of many “what the??” moments in conversation. Refuse to concede my kids aren't teenagers now, I'm not that old. :(579 followers | Follow
Laura McEvoy
24. Mathematics Graduate. Software Engineer specialising in secure transactions. Classical Liberal. UKIP member.566 followers | Follow
CheshireDale
spreading the word on what a useless bunch of muppets the left are............559 followers | Follow
Anthony Cooper
21 Year Old Portsmouth Uni Student, Party Animal, Arsenal FC Fanatic, Tory, Tweets In A Personal Capacity.554 followers | Follow
Kanye East
Like that wah wah wah voice on the other end of the phone in Charlie Brown cartoons. But sexier.550 followers | Follow
Nick James
531 followers | Follow
Andy Bolton
Suspected-aspergic, father of four mad kids, husband, Libertarian, Atheist, CEO of a small business and general curmudgeon.528 followers | Follow
Martin Caygill
Married with kids, like music, cricket and Wigan R.L.F.C.I follow people who are funny or interesting.I do follow back.Don't bore me. You've been warned!522 followers | Follow
Wonder Waffle
A waffly homemade superhero, lost in twitter-twitter land. All references to real life are purely coincidental.519 followers | Follow
Whiskas Galore
Scot in London - collecting cash for the Stroke Association - quick donate now!508 followers | Follow
Paul Stead
Secularist Anglo-Catholic. 2nd year Theology student at CCCU. Lefty Anarcho-Capitalist. Contrary to what some people seem to think, I am not a member of UKIP.507 followers | Follow
Dan Waterfield
Liberal and despondent. Likes thinking, reading, cats and tea. English Lit finalist at University of Liverpool. Fond of Virginia Woolf.498 followers | Follow
Max Tappenden
Max is the founder, MD and CEO of MTSpace IT Solutions Limited. In his spare time, he's a blue-sky political blogger. Posts in a personal capacity.495 followers | Follow
Paula Jones
Is it time to change my Twittername? Work on a women's weekly. Went to same school as Carol Vorderman. Loves curry. Hates dieting.494 followers | Follow
Keith Adams
Old, happy atheist, cricket, and rugby fan. Trying to learn Mandarin. Admire our military and despise the EU and most politicians with a passion.472 followers | Follow
Natalie Healey
Giving Victor Meldrew a run for his money,Tory, caffeine fueled Law/LPC grad & insurance convert, fangirl, Glastonbury goer, drinks too much Rioja & gin461 followers | Follow
Montague Brench
Retired former restaurateur and Licensee. Ex-army officer. Reads psychiatry. Con party member. Loves Lady Thatcher.436 followers | Follow
jezzermine
I run around polling stations without any shoes on and use a poleaxe to prop open the door. If I confuse you, think fiction.432 followers | Follow
Graeme Stirling
Actor, Scotsman, Eejit. If you have difficulty understanding these tweets, please press the # key at any time *beep beep beep*431 followers | Follow
Mr. J. Loopa
Fiddler with computers, player of games, thinker of maths. No views my own - I violently disagree with everything405 followers | Follow
Barry Pilling
Ex RAF bloke turned IT geek and business owner. Married with kids. Gooner, rock lover, conservative, recovering depressive. Prone to the odd rant.403 followers | Follow
Tomboy Princess
You can call me TP. Delighful, delicious, delovely most of the time. Footy, beer, girlie stuff and sweary banter. I get to live near a castle!360 followers | Follow
jimllmixit
DJ, musician, Hereford United fan, semi-professional drinker - AKA Krypton Vulture339 followers | Follow
Chris Linthwaite
309 followers | Follow
Charles W. Bunloaf
1 Wife, 2 Boys, 1 Cat. My mind is not for rent to any God or government.309 followers | Follow
Tunene Pinhero
Sleep,Wake,Commute,Write a bit, Commute, Eat, Bed. The End. Arsenalist, F1, tennis + some inane drivel. Language may offend.Tweets in English/French.306 followers | Follow
M. T. Prom (Mrs)
Ex-politico, ex-hetero, ex-dreamer. Just trying to earn a living, buy a house and buy a kitten. And possibly a dachshund.300 followers | Follow
Joe of Earth
Saviour of Jazz-Ballet, former emperor of Austria-Hungary & future owner of Saturn. I once punched a seagull in the beak. Boyfriend of @feisty_onion279 followers | Follow
Poppy Sweet Pea
Total and random bedlam, and I kind of like it that way. A bubbly, optimistic cynic. Can be bribed with good ice cream and burgers.259 followers | Follow
Lauren the Destroyer
Student living in Paris. Political leftie. Future Doctor Who showrunner. ECSTF member and BOTI Time Ranger. I'm quite nice/mad, so follow unless you're family!240 followers | Follow
adrian clarke
I love to attack bias,and left wingers .At the same time i try to fight for democracy,in those we elect to serve us,by holding them to account239 followers | Follow
Thomas Catterall
If aliens come to visit, humanity will insist that I was like that when they found me.235 followers | Follow
Jet Set Willy Nilly
Once a Manic Minor, now more like Hewson's Technician T...229 followers | Follow
Lord Van Dutchenburg
Neoliberal. Conservative. British Unionist. Pro-Israel. Eurosceptic. Undefinable Libertarian but Occasional Authoritarian - Enjoy being a swinger.218 followers | Follow
Mama Tweet
Dangerous Wife,Mama,Nurse,MILF. Better half of @alzart_74 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger..Life's too short so have fun&enjoy the ride :-)211 followers | Follow
earthboundboy
Struggling musician trapped in body of struggling accountant. Twitter sensation. Rear of the Year 1993.182 followers | Follow
Miss Fabularse
Ladies - You can dress a pig in a suit, but you can't stop him grunting - Trust me I have dated the pigs and the suit makes no difference .135 followers | Follow
Oh, darling.
Labourite, Fanfic writer, JC student, Chinese Singaporean, small child. On hiatus for 2012. Only contactable via lj & fb.112 followers | Follow
Cathal O'Driscoll
I use sepia to hide my vanity. That and my brilliant sense of humor and stunning good looks.80 followers | Follow
