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The Economist
Official site for The Economist. Follow for article updates, events and news from The Economist. To subscribe go to: http://econ.st/ddIkQq1,963,617 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,946,835 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,840,120 followers | Follow
The New Yorker
The New Yorker is a weekly magazine with a mix of reporting of politics and culture, humor and cartoons, fiction and poetry, and reviews and criticism.1,539,972 followers | Follow
Jim Gaffigan
Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper Mr. Universe avail NOW at JimGaffigan.com $51,066,989 followers | Follow
Roger Ebert
Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe643,826 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.588,508 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.463,630 followers | Follow
Defamer.com
LA is the world's cultural capital. Defamer is the gossip rag it deserves.418,693 followers | Follow
kelly oxford
Writer. Designed to make you feel like everything is going well. I am your Perestroika.352,010 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.286,170 followers | Follow
WW2 Tweets from 1940
Livetweeting the 2nd World War, as it happens on this date & time in 1940, & for 6 years to come. Questions to @historyreal. See translations via Facebook.240,580 followers | Follow
The Atlantic
Official Twitter feed for The Atlantic magazine and TheAtlantic.com. News and analysis on current affairs, politics, and culture. Curated by @JaredBKeller (^JK)124,974 followers | Follow
Very Short Story
Twitter sized fiction. Stories by @sean_hill. Send me a noun and I'll use the ones that inspire me in a story. Get the book http://amzn.to/VeryShortStories109,843 followers | Follow
the reddit alien
We finally caved. This is the official twitter account for http://reddit.com81,672 followers | Follow
pourmecoffee
Goal: Funny and/or interesting. Partisan Democrat. Not into arguing on the Internet. Complaints? Consult the Fine Print: http://j.mp/pmcfineprint.79,402 followers | Follow
Harper's Magazine
An American general-interest magazine published since 1850. Tweetings by @jeremy_keehn and sundry Harpies.54,233 followers | Follow
Lizz Winstead
I'm a political satirist & co creator of The Daily Show. I point out crackpottery & stuff smart people write. My Book, Lizz Free Or Die, is out May 2012.45,714 followers | Follow
Jocelyn Plums
Kiss Mommy's cold sore and make it better! http://FilthyRichmond.com39,762 followers | Follow
Nick Nolte's Mugshot
Aw hell, sugar, I ain't affiliated with the actor Nick Nolte. I'm only a fictional entity based on his mugshot. Whatever the shit that means. (*spits*)38,659 followers | Follow
National Film Board
Documentary and Animated Films from NFB.ca. News, updates and human tweets by @spittin_nickels and @jmatlin.30,991 followers | Follow
John H Lee
12 years marketing commercial microwave ovens on line but now I've learned the easy way to market and I have time to enjoy all the pleasures life has to offer.24,778 followers | Follow
PBS Nature
Wednesdays at 8PM on PBS (check local listings). Tweets by the NATURE team.18,641 followers | Follow
Doug Stanhope Quotes
A Doug Stanhope quote every day from the unofficial quote stream that takes pride in failing to do justice to a comic genius.18,532 followers | Follow
PBS MediaShift
Your guide to the digital media revolution. Tracking how mobile devices, social media, citizen journalism and new technology are changing the media landscape.16,881 followers | Follow
Independent Lens|PBS
Award-winning independent films and documentaries on PBS. Tweeting tasty morsels for your indie pleasure.16,194 followers | Follow
Hormonella, damn it!
My body is not my temple. It's more like my bar and grill.15,828 followers | Follow
Rex Huppke
A guy who writes stuff for money. Huge fan of hypocrisy. Also available on http://www.witstream.com.14,452 followers | Follow
Chris Brauer
Twae means Two in 'Scottish'. Pls RT original short stories from Goldsmiths prof. Also music, conversation, links and Literary Bursts.14,137 followers | Follow
SlappNuttz
I'm the guy that your Mom and Dad approved of, but you still wanted to fuck.12,606 followers | Follow
Dear Coquette
A raging bitch who has no business answering your questions.12,333 followers | Follow
Mark Campbell
Writer for hire. I tweet, so you don't have to. In fact, I tweet a lot. It's okay. I love you. But not as much as freezies. No siree. Now, boogie!11,791 followers | Follow
Just Call Me Frank™©
Devil succubi mistresses. Queens of stabby. Alleged keepers of madness. Lunatic fans of quip. We don't follow yer fucking rules. We're us. Who the fuck are you.10,065 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,430 followers | Follow
Robert the Brave
Your Mom's boyfriend. Eventually I'll offend you. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us9,073 followers | Follow
Ken Levine
Ken Levine is an Emmy winning writer/director/producer/major league baseball announcer.8,758 followers | Follow
Geek Whisperer
CEO. Corporate rapist. Black widow in business, wildly passionate at heart. Erotica: http://misfitmuse.wordpress.com . My Dark Mindful Musings here: @MisfitMuse8,241 followers | Follow
Michael Pierce
I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.8,178 followers | Follow
Now It Can Be Told!
Writer of #humor at @Cracked, @mentalfloss, @goodmenproject. Author of Conquer Everything - http://bit.ly/AtUu6T I Enjoy buildings & food5,985 followers | Follow
Brenton Gerhardy
sometimes scatterlogical rumbling of a bloke carrying on undeterred by daily showers of bullshit from the mass media and government.3,150 followers | Follow
Licorice Nipples
In your closet wearing your superman undies on my head. I'm antisocial and hate people, dogs, Batman, New Mexico, clogging & asparagus.2,667 followers | Follow
Ann Figory
D-list celebrity pet, philosophical contrarian. Word-whore to @TheFakeCNN.2,658 followers | Follow
Celtic Moondance
Gloriously single, ever changing eclectic me! Empath, tree hugger, and lover of life. Kindness matters and laughter is necessary. My Avi is always me.2,578 followers | Follow
The Perl Foundation
The Perl Foundation is dedicated to the advancement of the Perl programming language through open discussion, collaboration, design, and code.2,572 followers | Follow
Trixie Longboots
Palaeographer, numismatist, martyrologist, mudlark, grifter, bluestocking, prefecture of the pontifical household, sob sister, egg broker, dream dealer, dandy.2,471 followers | Follow
Jason Gore
Writer. Comedian. Improviser. UCB. FOT. Just a guy, standing in front of a bunch of nerdy things, asking them to love him.2,247 followers | Follow
princess bitch
Tattooed. Pierced. Canadian. Gypsy. I like the word fuck, a lot..wanna be suicide girl/ pin up..if your avi is a dick pic I will block you2,044 followers | Follow
Drew (Not a Guy) H
...and then before I knew it I had awesome all over me. I'm never going to get this out.1,994 followers | Follow
Starling Archer
I'm Sterling's brother Starling. If you think he''s funny, then I'll have you choking on spit you cunt. @parentpains is my partner in crime.1,954 followers | Follow
David Golden
Retired hippy rock and roll comedy writer for drive time radio . I also published adult tabloids for a while . Thanks for the follow by the way .1,504 followers | Follow
Hannah Elisabeth
Derision, sarcasm and ennui are my bedfellows. I snore. For 21+ Creator and star of My Big Blonde Life, original comedy series. http://mybigblondelife.com1,364 followers | Follow
Desperate Loser
Not only am I the president of LAG (Loser Advocacy Group) I'm a member... the only member, but whatever. I'm here for you. Not really, don't call me.1,249 followers | Follow
Delicatesa
Entrepreneur, mommy, jetsetter, oenophilliac, yoganista, polyglot, day dreamer, adventurous smartass. Spends way too much time on the Internets...1,220 followers | Follow
FreeDocumentaries
Freedocumentaries.org allows you to stream and download controversial documentary films for free!1,081 followers | Follow
Bitchpedia
Welcome to the secret life of Bitchpedia. An educator of the neglected strays of Great Britain by day, by night a ranting rampant bitchpedia of information.1,075 followers | Follow
alan eldridge
Liberal at heart,but open minded.Love challenges.Will speak my mind.Artist,and lover of life.1,031 followers | Follow
❈Elisabeth
Gatekeeper, storyteller, cryptic lover, high-rise dweller. Tenacious siren minding the rocks.919 followers | Follow
Lost Brainwaves
Vagrant thoughts floating across the far reaches of a brain. Unapologetically random. Earthworms are better pets than bankvoles.916 followers | Follow
Jessica Cummings
828 followers | Follow
Lou Freshwater
Reader, writer, born South, been all over, fan of Steinbeck, Camus, & Howlin'Wolf. MA student trying to wrestle an insane life and PTSD into some kind of story.791 followers | Follow
Gianni Martino
I have a robotic spleen made from space-age polymers and monkey hair.762 followers | Follow
Natasha Calvinho
Criminal Defence Lawyer in Ottawa; tweets about: law, justice, news, sports, or anything else on my mind. I'm one of the girls your mother warned you about.674 followers | Follow
Medicare_EMR
Reality as real as it gets, depicted through my eyes & sharing my experiences with you. Let your thoughts be provoked, mindsets adjusted & attitudes challenged.663 followers | Follow
Ankush Narula
Software guy, design geek, comedy nerd, burlesque fan and American whiskey lover577 followers | Follow
Mom of the Year
Hmmmmm...mom of 4, wife to 1. Lost all other forms of identity. That pretty much sums it up, don't cha think???524 followers | Follow
thebombdottcom
When I order wings I like to tell the delivery guy to wang it on over.499 followers | Follow
Send Vodka
Energy junkie, economic maven, fast bikes, AUD fan and a tiny bit of a hard a$$ :-) oh yeah and F HCR!495 followers | Follow
Amphibology
Poetic scofflaw, conspiracy theorist, lover, fucker, weirdo, fantasy spinner, alien, giver, galaxy filled, dreamer, anxious, thirsty, music, movies, escapism493 followers | Follow
Fu coo coo cachoo
Deanna Troi book club member. Chia pet owner. Posses imaginary kung-fu skills. Live in a starfish house.474 followers | Follow
Some Asshole
I live my life with only 2 rules: 1. Don't stop, 2. Get it, get it.455 followers | Follow
QueenSarah2062
Music teacher, organist superhero, grad student, mom of Peace Corps volunteer and college student. Need humor for survival.454 followers | Follow
Sam Levine
Making a funny actiony cartoon at Disney Television Animation that I hope you see soonish.446 followers | Follow
Sarcrasstic
A little bit of sweet + a little more shitty minus the first part.434 followers | Follow
Neil Sandow
If I've rt'd you, chances are your tweet is in: The Human Side of Twitter on Amazon in paperback or Kindle. If not, maybe in the next revision!317 followers | Follow
Flash Grundelore
almost like big green grass, intelligent as all with roses in the dew of the canyons rise to the left. And here and “background”277 followers | Follow
Jeremy Hainsworth
Freelance journalist with a taste for the bizarre and airline food lover.246 followers | Follow
Ron Reamer
Here to enjoy anything and everything that comes My way... NSFW 18+181 followers | Follow
Comedy of Errors
Cleverly disguised as responsible adult.Believer of karma.Carrie Bradshaw is my alter ego. Prone 2 laughter attacks, oblivious to obvious :)172 followers | Follow
Jill Scurlock
Razorback fan. Liberal thinker. DOOL lifer. Consummate giggler. Believer of fate. City dweller. 5K addict. List maker & checker-offer. Easy come, easy go.120 followers | Follow
Maddie Rhodes
I am only serious about 20 perecent of the the time; one of the great joys of my life is the fact that I alone know when that is. :)54 followers | Follow
The Borg Collective
Resistance is futile... unless you're from fluidic space... or maybe if you're from Earth... ok it's MOSTLY futile.38 followers | Follow
