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Dalai Lama
Welcome to the official twitter page of the Office of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama.4,310,263 followers | Follow
Tina Stull
Driver-NHRA Dragster, Drag Racer, Founder of TeamTroops a military support program, Mom, Twitter coach, Real tweeter, no auto tweets177,006 followers | Follow
Pauly Casillas
Inventor of the spaghetti sandwich and Zapp from Zapp & Roger.83,379 followers | Follow
Favstar.fm
Tip: Tell your friends to log in to Favstar once and their Favs and RTs will be collected instantly.60,033 followers | Follow
Jocelyn Plums
Kiss Mommy's cold sore and make it better! http://FilthyRichmond.com39,762 followers | Follow
Miss Fuckalicious
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.24,606 followers | Follow
Marcello Morello
Stand-up comedian that likes to get drunk and yell at people he doesn't know, for something they haven't done.20,790 followers | Follow
JP the Janitor
Founder of Uncle's Day, 1st Wed. in January. Presidential candidate. Nominee, CNN Heroes Award. The Janitor formerly knows as Hadd.19,831 followers | Follow
Facing Africa
Facing Africa organises and funds teams of volunteer surgeons to do facial reconstruction on children whose faces have been destroyed by the disease noma.15,097 followers | Follow
Will Phillips
Handsome. Unemployed. Handsome. Co-Creator of Murder Squad (murdersquad.net) Please purchase my 1981 electric ComutaCar.13,543 followers | Follow
SlappNuttz
I'm the guy that your Mom and Dad approved of, but you still wanted to fuck.12,606 followers | Follow
Nick Stadler
Gay cartoonist and graphic designer. I release my bad thoughts via Tweet. It's therapeutic. Roseanne Barr once referred to me as hilarious.12,419 followers | Follow
Katrina Whipp
That's me in the corner. I kiss like a fish, but never cry like a lover.11,925 followers | Follow
Ella or Denise
As soon as my husband starts his car I jump back in bed. I once drank a 12 pack of Stellartois at a baby shower.11,779 followers | Follow
Brandon Guttermouth
slayer enthusiast. fang baring feral unicorn. dong merchant. auto didactic sycophant. reverse kegel instructor. purveyor of dreamsicles.11,127 followers | Follow
Adam Juskewitch
Every night I steal the little gnome figurine from my neighbor's yard and replace it with a gnome that's identical but one inch taller.10,719 followers | Follow
Brian Soto
Writer, semi-retired amateur lawn dart player. Will sleep for food.10,525 followers | Follow
designersays
When coworkers piss me off, I start sending them very serious work-related emails with a blank subject line. Don't fuck with me.10,146 followers | Follow
ThisBitchRightHere
Ladies, dont go after ugly rich men. Make your own money so you can fuck hot, poor guys.9,805 followers | Follow
Mongrel Heart
Rock 'n' Roll Queen. CEO of my vagina. Instigator. John Candy's love child. One half of Fingerbang Radio with Adie and Shaan.9,565 followers | Follow
Robert the Brave
Your Mom's boyfriend. Eventually I'll offend you. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us9,073 followers | Follow
Mike Schism
People think i'm self centered, they are so wrong i am more like off centered. (don't follow if you're easily offended)8,339 followers | Follow
Michael Pierce
I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.8,178 followers | Follow
Will O'Fend
Ex ninja master, porn star, writer, lover, actor, I tickle crocodiles for fun, big time liar.6,911 followers | Follow
VocabuLarry
If this had been an actual emergency, we would still play that irritating noise.6,761 followers | Follow
Major Unzipped Fly
Don't worry, I'm not THAT fly, unless I need to be. Boozacon, booze and bacon is the breakfast/lunch/dinner of champs. #teambaconandtequila5,995 followers | Follow
Thief Police
Tweet theft violates Twitter's ToS. We name, shame, and help shut down repetitive thieves' accounts. DM to report thefts. (Confidential) Include links.5,871 followers | Follow
Mr. Loaf was my dad
I'm here to express my thoughts, my observations, and share jokes about your whore mother.5,218 followers | Follow
Green Like Cash
5,052 followers | Follow
David Klein
Been known to write a little. Likes tacos. My best friend is my pet dinosaur.4,462 followers | Follow
that hard way guy
I recently relocated to Las Vegas. These are the things that I've learned. The hard way.3,941 followers | Follow
Scarlett Fever
Music video junkie who adores great kids, particularly mine. Collecting friends who rock, get me, or otherwise fascinate.3,913 followers | Follow
CJ Roberts
I am a Writer, a Magician, a Strategist of Social Intelligence, a Neuromancer, a Photographer, a Zen Idealist and the Ghost of the Dark Muse Ministry.3,590 followers | Follow
Susan Spiaggia
Bank auditor, road warrior, Southerner, runner, bibliophile, OCD but in an adorable way. I love red wine and the beach. My favorite color is clear.3,561 followers | Follow
Viley Virus
I am a man trapped inside the body of a female demon & one day if you're lucky I will be inside of you- WORSHIP ME!3,119 followers | Follow
Canis Pornivorous
Father, Son, Brother, Motherfucker. Currently trying to write the world's longest Aristocrats joke.3,112 followers | Follow
Pervy Princess
Self-fulfilling prophet; line crosser; attention-whore (minus the attention); Freudian-slip artist; impulsive bad decision maker; & all-around bad influence...2,862 followers | Follow
designertalks
I can say whatever I want here and not have to worry about over-tweeting. @designersays is my primary account.2,786 followers | Follow
Vincent Vasectomy
Shouting out inappropriate shit enriching lives. Enjoys riots and snorting ants. I suffer from acephalia My tumblr @ http://mentalvasectomy.com2,706 followers | Follow
Steve Tweeters
Neurotic. Also, father of 5. Also, have ADD. While we're being honest, kind of an alcoholic also.2,473 followers | Follow
M. Chad Durham
Frustrated Writer, Loving Husband, Struggling Parent, Apathetic Cubiclean, Amateur Comedian. Find The PG13 Bull at http://www.facebook/mchaddurham2,441 followers | Follow
Sir Michael
A keen fan of long division, a romancer of iguanas and the world's last remaining exponent of the bugle-horn. The nation's princess, essentially.2,436 followers | Follow
Rowdy Peppercorn
Over twenty five years of experience being a seventeen year old.2,419 followers | Follow
Formerly MaxHoopla
Was voted funniest comedian in a scientific poll among the raccoons living in my attic.2,229 followers | Follow
Anastasia Kazakevich
My hobbies include shiny things, bubble-wrap, and pretending we all live in Ancient Rome. http://theoneandonlyanastasiak.blogspot.com/2,222 followers | Follow
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I use twitter to say all the stupid shit that I wouldn't want the majority to know I think, hence the anonymity. Just call me The Girl without the Tongue Tattoo2,132 followers | Follow
Brian Boyle
Some of the stuff I did last night still haunts me to this day.1,954 followers | Follow
Nathan Piontek
I am an end product that can only be brought about through years of neglect, loneliness, and despair. Second City Alumni. Totally took a class once.1,904 followers | Follow
Kimberly Gibbler
This one line bio offers a 160 character limit, 20 more than the designated tweet capacity. 20 more characters may improve a movie plot but not my bio.1,343 followers | Follow
RUFN Serious
Promoter of cynicism, greedy philanthropist, anonymously eponymous, and ambiguously philosophical. I also like to be a smart ass. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT. NC-17880 followers | Follow
Quinn Cassidy
Raging redhead, prolific pothead, derby girl, cranky barmaid, crazy cat lady. Spending my days gathering the tumbleweeds from my vagina.775 followers | Follow
