Comedy
Ellen DeGeneres
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.11,435,713 followers | Follow
Chelsea Handler
Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts The Chelsea Lately Show on E!4,913,963 followers | Follow
Russell Brand
4,736,163 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger4,355,743 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
3,480,293 followers | Follow
RainnWilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.3,031,283 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician.In banjo touring world until September 1st. Check Stevemartin.com for tour dates.2,692,295 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country2,427,308 followers | Follow
Neil Gaiman
will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.1,720,589 followers | Follow
Kathy Griffin
2-time Emmy award winning comedian. Watch KATHY every Thursday @ 10 PM on Bravo!1,468,126 followers | Follow
Jim Gaffigan
Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper Mr. Universe avail NOW at JimGaffigan.com $51,067,085 followers | Follow
William Shatner
Philanthropist, Actor, Producer, Father, Husband, and Grandfather1,059,022 followers | Follow
Kirstie Alley
Actress,mother,COB and founder of www.organicliaison.com and www.phitter.com STILL AN AVID CAP USER1,049,085 followers | Follow
Dara O Briain
Infamous Brit-Licker; also been known to hand out free puppies914,322 followers | Follow
David Mitchell
This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the former Tory MP.733,533 followers | Follow
Doug Benson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.411,803 followers | Follow
oliviamunn
Olivia Munn: vigilante super hero, novelty pen collector and your mom.326,619 followers | Follow
Paul Scheer
I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.317,242 followers | Follow
timheidecker
looking for opportunities in growth, outreach and virtual communication.229,921 followers | Follow
Eugene Mirman
I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.192,998 followers | Follow
Wil Anderson
Supplier of topical dick jokes and more shameless plugs than Ricky Ponting's scalp. My new tour Wilarious is currently on sale: https://www.wilanderson.com.au184,992 followers | Follow
Margaret Cho
Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!184,889 followers | Follow
Todd Barry
Watch http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5e19. EMAIL LIST: http://bit.ly/wjBRn5 TOUR: Sasquatch, London, Manchester, Calgary162,294 followers | Follow
That Shit Cray
151,044 followers | Follow
Ben Schwartz
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes enthusiast.113,011 followers | Follow
Jen Kirkman
Stand-up, writer, actor. Chelsea Lately & After Lately, Drunk History. Appearance dates here: http://jenkirkman.tumblr.com/standupdates79,710 followers | Follow
scharpling
Host of The Best Show On WFMU. TV writer. Professional chump steamroller.71,053 followers | Follow
Tom Arnold
62,977 followers | Follow
reggie watts
In the absence of truth there is confusion, the essence of truth.60,731 followers | Follow
Hal Sparks
The Official Hal Sparks Twitter.. As seen on VH1, MSNBC, CNN, Showtime and the Key Club56,003 followers | Follow
Disalmanac
The Disalmanac Book of Fact-Like Facts comes out in 2013 from Perigee/Penguin. Disalmanac@gmail.com (no submissions). Disalmanac is @batemanimation.50,015 followers | Follow
Hannibal Buress
May 1-12 - London Soho theatre My Comedy Central special Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace airs May 20th47,358 followers | Follow
shelbylaneMD
Doctor, comedienne and talk show host with know-how about the cutting edge on everything related to staying young, healthy, and prosperous.. Ta Dah.31,118 followers | Follow
Jamie Kilstein
Tells jokes, drops levels, reads books, doesn't eat animals. Cohost of Citizen Radio. Wearecitizenradio.com16,694 followers | Follow
Michael Somerville
Host of Wingman, Glamour dating columnist and standup comedian.16,559 followers | Follow
Elon James White
Creator of the award winning projects This @WeekInBlackness - http://twib.me and @BlackingItUp! (Listen Live Monday - Thursday) http://twib.me/live15,300 followers | Follow
Scott Lawson
People call me a Tour Manager..... Im really just an over paid baby-sitter for a rock band, and like to play sports ;)13,503 followers | Follow
The Bell House
A 1920's warehouse converted into a beautiful music & events venue in Brooklyn NY. Go Gowanus!10,673 followers | Follow
Sean L. McCarthy
I work the comedy beat for my own digital newspaper. Just doing my part to Win The Future!8,241 followers | Follow
Roger Highfield
Museum exec, author and Daily Telegraph columnist. Ex New Scientist Editor. First person to bounce a neutron off a soap bubble. Personal views etc.8,069 followers | Follow
Megan Phelps-Roper
Servant of God. Member of Westboro Baptist Church (WBC). God blesses the obedient & curses the rebels. If God loves you, you'll repent. Otherwise, hell awaits.7,831 followers | Follow
Lance Krall
Diwracteditor - Director, writer, actor, editor... and currently pantless.4,281 followers | Follow
Scott Jacobson
Writer for Bob's Burgers on Fox. Sometimes I tweet about music stuff. Don't freak.4,065 followers | Follow
Bizarrobama
I am the Obama from an alternate Omama. Join me, my cabinet and those crazy justices as we frolic through Bizarro D.C.!3,637 followers | Follow
steve king
We are the things that Congressman Steve King says. You're Welcome.2,423 followers | Follow
Alex Edelman
Stand-up from Boston, then Jerusalem, then L.A., then New York. Also, I rea-- whatever, you're not paying attention. Booking: alexedelmancomedy@gmail.com872 followers | Follow
David Mellisy
A[n over]sensitive musician offering wisdom that is anything but conventional. And sometimes jokes!776 followers | Follow
Kate Brindle
Stand-up comedy, activism, and life on the road in two sentences or less, flavored with pictures of vegan food and NKOTB concerts.649 followers | Follow
Ryan Hutchinson
Pro-equality and anti-cupcake. Founding member of the American Bootstrap Initiative. Discoverer of hooks and a strong supporter of locomotion.37 followers | Follow
