HolyJaffaCake
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Victor Meldrew wannabe. Hero with a utility belt. I make things happen, but not like Paul Daniels. Life's too short to be afraid - step into the sun.
Listorious Interview
Be clear..and honest. Interact with people and take an interest in their lives - you will feel the benefit if you do.
Sir Tom Jones..just a legend..in many ways.
How about 'Have you even thought twice about a tweet you've posted?'
Bill Gates..and Britney. The real one.
It has enhanced my life immensely and enabled the world to experience my ramblings.
family, food, drink, sun, surf and sex.
Had a recommendation from friends..
does Heidi Fleiss look like Jack Nicholson?
DNA Profiling.
#thatwomanwhousedtobemarriedtothebrotheroftheonefromstepswhonowcarriesjordansbags
Stephen Fry - greatest living Englishman without a doubt.
Using the words 'productive day'.....
Ah. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
You are stuck in a lift with Peter Andre and Katie Price. You have a gun, but only one bullet. Who gets it?
oh....minutes.
Bubba the Love Sponge. Couldn't understand what the hell he was on about.

