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Chad Ochocinco
New England Patriots WR. Download Mad Chad from iTunes or http://rocklive.com MusclePharmAthlete www.musclepharm.com3,236,986 followers | Follow
Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.3,046,149 followers | Follow
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!1,995,331 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,771,480 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcas, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV. God, No! - book1,742,429 followers | Follow
Michael Ian Black
You guys, you are seriously being dicks if you don't buy my new book. You're Not Doing It Right comes out 2/28/12.1,713,905 followers | Follow
Cheezburger
Get your five minutes of happiness at http://cheezburger.com1,587,277 followers | Follow
TextsFromLastNight
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 768431,526,152 followers | Follow
BestAt: The Best @'s
Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2008. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.1,032,671 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.574,294 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.408,389 followers | Follow
CollegeHumor
We once tweeted about Twitter being down while it was still down. It ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and we saw our own deaths.400,230 followers | Follow
Doug Benson
It's an election year, so... If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Also, I have an itchy block finger. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.376,066 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.268,603 followers | Follow
omgidothistoo
Your life in 140 characters. Winner of the 2011 Shorty Awards. Retweet anything you do! For business, email: idothistootwitter@gmail.com / @funnyz261,189 followers | Follow
Philip DeFranco
I am Philip DeFranco. My home world of Gallifrey was time locked and now I kind of just waste time sharing cool stuff with people.258,386 followers | Follow
Gabriel Iglesias
Unity through laughter baby!!!! http://fluffyguy.com http://youtube.com/fluffyguy http://facebook.com/fluffyguy http://gplus.to/fluffyguy208,884 followers | Follow
Mental Floss
Amazing facts from the good people at mental_floss magazine. Jason English is in charge of typing.162,724 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.122,247 followers | Follow
Weird News
We try our best to bring the weirdest and most offbeat news as possible... to You. Add the @weirdnews to anything you want us to see.104,537 followers | Follow
Official Jon Lajoie
I am a man. I make comedy videos. I also write stuff and I act. I don't think people should punch each other. Well, I guess boxing is okay.96,030 followers | Follow
Just the Facts
The truth, however ugly in itself, is always curious and beautiful.91,866 followers | Follow
Daryl Cagle
DARYL CAGLE is msnbc.com’s cartoonist! Visit: http://cagle.com http://politicalcartoons.com http://cagle.com/app http://cartoonblog.msnbc.com83,604 followers | Follow
zzzzz....Huh What?
Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2007. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s.83,450 followers | Follow
The House Of WTF?
An Amazing Collection of Facts, Trivia, Factoids, Minutiae, Random Bits of Wisdom, Quotes and News on Sex and the Human Body. 18+ Business: wtfsecrets@gmail.com80,220 followers | Follow
Daily Show Fans
Episodes of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. This is a Fan Site and is not affiliated w/Comedy Central.69,446 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the almost-launched MSN Now. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.61,887 followers | Follow
Overheard Newsroom
@OHnewsroom delivers the best overheard comments in any newsroom -- #OHnewsroom your tweets for the site. Managed by @ohmykevin.53,929 followers | Follow
MealDeal.CA
Love food and finding new sweet deals, check our site for tons of Free Canadian restaurant coupons & deals. If we missed any good ones please let me know!52,633 followers | Follow
HuffPostComedy
49,655 followers | Follow
snopes.com
The definitive Internet reference source for urban legends, folklore, myths, rumors, and misinformation.49,166 followers | Follow
SecretTweet
Post your secrets to Twitter anonymously via http://SecretTweet.com40,702 followers | Follow
People of Walmart
37,934 followers | Follow
World's Dumbest
These are the opinions of the producers of World's Dumbest, and don't necessarily reflect those of truTV, got it??37,181 followers | Follow
almightygod
I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers.31,762 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.30,643 followers | Follow
awkwardfamilyphotos
27,264 followers | Follow
Nutty Newswire
Your central source for nutty, odd, strange, funny, (and sometimes downright sad) news stories from around the world -- because truth is stranger than fiction.23,365 followers | Follow
Lazaros Tsachouridis
I love humor, fun, quotes, music videos and I like to share them18,204 followers | Follow
Streeter Seidell
Streeter is a writer, comedian, sometimes actor and full time cheeseburger enthusiast.17,398 followers | Follow
Rob Bricken
Guy who does Topless Robot. Self-loathing nerd. Lucky bastard. Frequenter of toy stores. Heavy drinker. Lover of much. Hater of more. Basically a bad person.15,293 followers | Follow
fake michael_bay
The original imposter. All others are imposter imposters.14,834 followers | Follow
Keyboard Cat!
The OFFICIAL Twitter for the coolest cat in The World! Keyboard Cat Has A Posse! http://www.facebook.com/TheKeyboardCat13,993 followers | Follow
Photoshop Disasters
Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter.12,356 followers | Follow
apocryphal mat honan
Gizmodo senior reporter. Wired mag alum. Longshot Magazine co-founder. Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle creator. Juggalo. I give good Internet.11,367 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,433 followers | Follow
Odd & fun from msnbc
Head-scratchers and heart-warmers from msnbc.com, NBC, MSNBC Cable and around the world.9,418 followers | Follow
CBS Strange News
9,150 followers | Follow
Entertonement
Entertonement is now Hark! Come follow us at @harkdotcom for all your audio updates!9,064 followers | Follow
The Toilet Paper
Entertaining and educating dudes daily. Make our news part of your routine. SIGN UP!8,094 followers | Follow
J. Adam Moore
Software developer, humorist, and temporary (I hope!) sex worker. My motto: If life were a race, I'd want to beat you to death. Email: DieLaughing@shortmail.com7,444 followers | Follow
ms. diagnosed
Mother, daughter, carnivore, social drunk, shit talker, flirt and procrastinator du jour6,465 followers | Follow
Official Guyism.com
Guyism is a men's site with four million readers a month. We're damned fantastic. Reach our editorial staff at editors@guyism.com.6,252 followers | Follow
Brad Colbow
Creator of the weekly comic strip, The Brads, and Independent web designer in the Cleveland Area.6,112 followers | Follow
Weird Wire News
Weird & odd news from around the world. Gathered from the best sources. Contact: newleaf(at)sent.com4,857 followers | Follow
UJ Bathroom Reader
The REAL Uncle John's Bathroom Reader and the Bathroom Readers' Institute staff.4,787 followers | Follow
Comedy.com
Comedy.com is your guide to what's funny right now. Follow us for links to the funniest stuff on the web. @JSpector is the man behind the red smiley face.4,023 followers | Follow
daviddentist
Family that brought you David After Dentist. Most tweets are from David's Dad. When we follow you, we really ARE following you. No. Bots. Here.2,743 followers | Follow
ColoradoRight
A happy conservative, living the good life in God's Country. Sci-Fi Geek, Computer Geek, Just all around general geek2,735 followers | Follow
It Made My Day
2,652 followers | Follow
StoneZoneShow
The one and only Marijuana Comedy show that makes your EYES red just listening! Baked fresh weekly! Get the show at our website, or download it in iTunes!2,261 followers | Follow
quickcomedy
Want a quick laugh visit QuickComedy.com now. Read short and funny poems from SexyDragon2,133 followers | Follow
ijustmadelove
Shows you where in the world happened something beautiful :-)1,889 followers | Follow
TweetingTooHard.com
Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve.1,677 followers | Follow
Jeff Hoard
Proud member of the Qualicum Beach Fire Department and the ICUC team1,420 followers | Follow
Chickipedia
The world's first wiki-based encyclopedia of chicks. Add or edit your profiles yourself: http://chickipedia.com1,249 followers | Follow
Crazy Amigo
Crazy Amigo trouts around town like the Varsity Quarterback in High School in search of the hottest chicks, booze, and of course, the pigskin!1,174 followers | Follow
My Boyfriend
I just thought others would enjoy hearing the amusing things my boyfriend says.738 followers | Follow
IRC Quote Database
Site news, new post notifications, and miscellaneous. Follow @QDBus for every new quote.707 followers | Follow
James Aldergrove
614 followers | Follow
Microsoft Clippy
596 followers | Follow
Information pedia
489 followers | Follow
Wonder Bread Wop
Mastermind behind twitter legend Autopsy the Clown as well as proud father, sicilian & sooners fan.377 followers | Follow
shitmydocsays
Do you think you have a horrible doctor? Check out some of the worst advice, opinions, & diagnoses ever uttered by a medical professional.5 followers | Follow
