Jeremy C. Shipp
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http://jeremycshipp.wordpress.com/
Bram Stoker nominated author of ATTIC CLOWNS and CURSED. I live in a semi-haunted Victorian farmhouse. Yard gnomes like me. Attic clowns--not so much.
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I admire tweets that are creative and taste like cheese.
I never want to shorten the old saying: "The god of eggplants is cruel, but fair."
I kill zombies for the rush. I eat their brains for the irony.
About three tears.
The one that lets me travel back in time and do a jig with the dinosaurs.
Tweet from your heart, your gut, your soul, your mind, your spleen, your pinky toes.
I wish people would talk more about sporks, Charles in Charge, yard gnomes, coconut monkeys, My Little Pony, and The Pirates of Dark Water.
Once, on Twitter, I played connect the dots, and the picture turned out to be Mr. Belvedere in a bathtub full of spambled eggs.
#smurfbloodtastesdelicious
If you were a tree, how would get the evil chainsaw demons to leaf you alone?
I want the Skeleton King to follow me, but he doesn't have the guts.
Porcelain clowns.
Peanut butter, yard gnomes, manatee angels, the theme song from Charles in Charge, my family, my doppelganger family.
I let my third eye do the talking.
Insane grocery bags.
A feature that allows people to travel forward in time and jig with anthropomorphic parsnips.
