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Michele Catalano

I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.
939,034 followers |

DRUNK HULK

REMEMBER! WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AND SEE ONE FOOTPRINTS! YOU KNOW THAT WHEN DRUNK HULK CARRY YOU! WWW.DRUNKHULK.COM!
157,986 followers |

Arjun Basu

Author, writer, editor, Shorty Award winner (though I'm not that short), foodie, husband, dad. Creating Twisters, 140-character short stories.
148,087 followers |

Meeting Boy

I hate my job.
129,798 followers |

caprice crane

Novelist/Screenwriter/TV Writer
121,873 followers |

El Beard

World's greatest lover, warrior-poet, philosopher & mariachi.
68,643 followers |

Favstar.fm

Tip: Tell your friends to log in to Favstar once and their Favs and RTs will be collected instantly.
60,029 followers |

Lucky Shirt

Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.
37,107 followers |

Josh Hara

I'm just a boy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.
36,235 followers |

CHEETAH POW CHICKEN

I hope my arch nemesis is as lazy as I am. Witstream contributor, dwarf tosser and matchstick flicker.
32,774 followers |

MJ

I'm in a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it. and I'm married.
29,058 followers |

Niki

I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
28,818 followers |

rodney

I'm awesome and sometimes I lie.
26,854 followers |

Ashley Long

My boomerang never does what it's suppose to do.
25,099 followers |

lauren ashley bishop

i'm a comedian from arkansas. i live in LA. but i comede all over. witstream.com please & thank you. www.favstar.fm/users/sbellelauren
24,392 followers |

donni

Comedy sandwich. Writer, riffer, fledgling opener, openly miked. Host of TwitTalkers (http://twittalkers.com). Only wrestles sea cows seasonally.
22,405 followers |

Stephanie

Once used the word dildo in a job interview. And got the job.
21,794 followers |

CJ Werleman

Author of 'God Hates You. Hate him Back' (Available on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/God-Hates-Hate-Back-ebook/dp/B0037Z70H6/ )
21,708 followers |

Shari Vanderwerf

Stand-up comedian/writer. My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.
19,682 followers |

Tricia

Jazz hands for life while still keeping it gangsta. http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/EI06GB6VAIQH/ref=cm_sw_em_r_ws_UtXMpb1BGP1T7_wb
19,477 followers |

Stephanie

I was born with a tail! If I had been born in India, I would have been worshiped, instead of having it cut off and scorned as a genetic freak. J/K
18,086 followers |

Jason Mustian

Hello! Do you like some things, yet dislike other things? HI! ®
17,549 followers |

Pax Paxochka

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
16,628 followers |

G.T. Collins

Squirrel hypnotist
16,121 followers |

Hormonella, damn it!

My body is not my temple. It's more like my bar and grill.
15,873 followers |

David R Jennings

David is owner of Bauart Creative Services, a provider of print, broadcast, web design, e-media and photography. Sometimes he's funny.
15,813 followers |

ruthakers

I had kids. So you didn't have to.
15,631 followers |

Bill Mc7

Writer for Ladies' Home Journal and Penthouse Forum.
15,540 followers |

Uncle Dynamite

I gave you Benny and the Jets. You gave me Kiss Alive II.
15,378 followers |

Heather Kay

Not profound.
14,775 followers |

Dr. Space Taco ESQ

I like to get drunk and say things.
14,470 followers |

Rex Huppke

A guy who writes stuff for money. Huge fan of hypocrisy. Also available on http://www.witstream.com.
14,459 followers |

lafix

Well groomed anarchist.
12,989 followers |

★★ Adam ♛

Stern, Yet Fair.. Bodybuilding, Musician, Theoretical critic, Self-assured genius with a realistic yet encouraging perceptive on life, Confident but reserved ✔✔
12,738 followers |

SlappNuttz

I'm the guy that your Mom and Dad approved of, but you still wanted to fuck.
12,606 followers |

Katrina Whipp

That's me in the corner. I kiss like a fish, but never cry like a lover.
11,922 followers |

Caissie St.Onge

TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins NOW Watch What Happens Live! YA novelist http://www.CaisBook.com ALWAYS author @debenham's boo
11,723 followers |

Brandon Guttermouth

slayer enthusiast. fang baring feral unicorn. dong merchant. auto didactic sycophant. reverse kegel instructor. purveyor of dreamsicles.
11,161 followers |

S Diddler

Professional Stupid Bitch. Also an Author, an Asshole and an Aspiring Alliteration Aficionado. http://amzn.to/ZOPbook
11,158 followers |

Adam Juskewitch

Every night I steal the little gnome figurine from my neighbor's yard and replace it with a gnome that's identical but one inch taller.
10,717 followers |

Brian

I like your carpet. Is that shag? http://bdgarp.tumblr.com/
10,656 followers |

JerryThomas

Nicer than a junk yard dog.
10,420 followers |

Emily

when i dip you dip we dip
10,247 followers |

T Black

If my heart ever explodes into tiny pieces, this piece is yours.
10,127 followers |

RoughDiction

I'm pretty exited about you reading this.
10,051 followers |

Susan

Welcome to my period tracker! Visit me on WitStream - http://www.witstream.com/#susan_grober
9,483 followers |

Josh Hopkins

father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.
9,430 followers |

Robert the Brave

Your Mom's boyfriend. Eventually I'll offend you. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us
9,082 followers |

tackie_jackie

Took a weird-ass turn and ended up here.
8,933 followers |

matt tice

lets make a pillow fort to fuck in
8,933 followers |

JD Crowe

A cartoonist should be obscene and not heard. http://www.facebook.com/CroweToons You can also follow me at @crowetoons
8,449 followers |

Michael Pierce

I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.
8,176 followers |

iamnotdiddy™

Aspiring daddy blogger.
8,118 followers |

Chris

Most days all I want is a snack. http://dropdeadchris.tumblr.com/
8,089 followers |

shauna

WitStream.com member and writer for hire. Loved by my husband, animals, expletives, and gay men the world over. If you had a favorite brazen hussy, I'd be it.
7,891 followers |

Jonathan Sloan

The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.
7,855 followers |

Ben Brooks

Comic, musician, writer, father & student. I write jokes and non-jokes. If that scares you, don't follow. http://www.witstream.com.
7,696 followers |

Joe Schmitt

the second T is silent
7,292 followers |

Theodora Chester

Lapsed writer, collecting distractions
7,161 followers |

Angela Helga

I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use is my liver for *after* photos.
7,031 followers |

Shira

Improviser. Upright Citizens Brigade. Pittsburgh sports fan. Often opprobrious. More bounce to the ounce. Contributor to WitStream and @TheFakeCNN.
6,780 followers |

The Night Stalker

Writer, actor, cotton candy vendor, night stalker and killer tomato.
6,764 followers |

Space Wanker

I am not an astronaut.
6,419 followers |

ms. diagnosed

Mother, daughter, carnivore, social drunk, shit talker, flirt and procrastinator du jour
6,379 followers |

suzanne

Sweet & salty with a bit of bitter & a swish of sour. A captivating tangle of contradictions, longings, complexities, & gifts--just like you.
6,103 followers |

blondediva11

I enjoy breathing.
6,100 followers |

Pauly Miller

When I grow up I want to be a carny.
6,072 followers |

Jeff Houck

Food writer for Tampa Tribune and TBO.com. I get paid to taste and write. I highly recommend it.
5,842 followers |

Jeni Scagnetti

In the history of language the first obscenity was silence.
5,800 followers |

Matthew Dolkart

Writer and performer of turtle jokes. See also @thefakecnn
5,791 followers |

Snark Toast

Mostly charmless
5,735 followers |

Miss_Cook

If I fit my entire life bio into one line, I'm never gonna get that book deal. Boobies.
5,721 followers |

juicymorsel

No biting. This rule is for your protection.
5,539 followers |

Joel Ingersoll

I get up and I put on pants.
5,315 followers |

Soap Box Liberal

Don't believe everything you read.
5,006 followers |

Quinn Katherman

Writer. Multi-Tasking Phenomenon. Hot Mess. Ninja Unicorn. http://www.witstream.com/#quinn_katherman
4,890 followers |

DadNeedsADrink

Experiences and observations of a husband of one, father of two, builder of sand castles, and ninja for hire. Providing birth control via Twitter.
4,844 followers |

Tim Haines

Favstar.fm founder, geek.
4,826 followers |

Kim Shannon

F-Bomb dropping poker player. Dog lover/kid hater. Writer/humorist. Followed by Doyle Brunson. Perpetually manic & giving sleep the finger. I shit glamour.
4,801 followers |

nice dream

i am a terrible storyteller.
4,784 followers |

Brent Something

If this was your Twitter bio you'd be home by now.
4,731 followers |

Jesse Knight

Sometimes, without warning, I'll notice every beard/no-moustache combo in the room. Also, I post about movies here: http://www.twitter.com/SharpJesseKnife
4,633 followers |

passive aggressive

The drunken child of apathy and enthusiasm. Now 80% more lifelike!
4,548 followers |

Ticklish Junk

The original angry bird.
4,450 followers |

bllix

Electronic music producer/knob-twiddler, MYLF, Multilingual programmer, Attorney at LOL, Thug 4 Life, Laundromancer, METAL AS FVCK. Damn, Gina.
4,444 followers |

Greg

The teeth on my keys all face the same direction on my key ring. Because I'm anal. I also enjoy love songs.
4,429 followers |

randomisms

Apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
4,313 followers |

Nick Alias Plemur

Cerebrity. plaidlemur[at]gmail.com
4,277 followers |

Mark

In a committed relationship. Maui is my dog, and my favorite island. Formally trained in visual arts, but also write. Always thinking and dreaming.
4,196 followers |

best girl betty

sour cream and onion glitter
4,172 followers |

Chris Pinckney

Sorry about that last tweet.
4,106 followers |

Clayton Hove

 Ad agency creative director. Concept cowboy. Firebrand. Ambiverted. Southpaw. Unrepentant North Dakotan. Brown eyes. Mischievous. Random. Minty. (ENFP)
4,091 followers |

derekasaurus

Your capricious attention makes me feel less dead inside.
4,035 followers |

Modat

**frat-boy lewdness** -The New Yorker
4,026 followers |

Katie Rose

People who engage in clever wordplay are a pungus on our society. I am a 22-year-old Frosted Mini-Wheats enthusiast.
4,012 followers |

Dave

Anointed in the Gum of St. Xanthan. Faster. Stronger. Thicker. (Note: Views posted here are my own and have nothing to do with where I work.)
3,884 followers |

This Charming Man

After all these years, my wife still calls me charming. She just says it with more sarcasm and disdain now.
3,851 followers |

joy plaza

my only regret in life is the amount of time i've wasted gently blowing on hot soup.
3,781 followers |

Kathy Leen

Not a cat person.
3,675 followers |

Jane

She's come undone.
3,645 followers |

i used to be a pet

i still like to lick
3,585 followers |

Marc MacKenzie

Marc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.
3,482 followers |

Tiny Jesus

Father, Son, Holy Shit
3,460 followers |

Debby B.

I have 2 kids and a husband. What's your excuse?
3,399 followers |

Jillzey

“Gather around for *the* International Sensation. She’s traveled the globe spreading her message of salvation through sarcasm...” -P.T. Barnum
3,394 followers |

Miss Creant

I am a symphony of contradictions.
3,394 followers |

Peter

If you believe any of this you're probably in the wrong Facebook.
3,390 followers |

Rachel

The Secret of the Old Clock, but with cats.
3,290 followers |

Corey Hinds

I like to say stuff.
3,281 followers |

Mat “Wilto” Marquis

The unholy fusion of designer and developer, with a strangely retentive memory for trifles.
3,259 followers |

Jacob

Debbie Gibson enthusiast. @sweet_steffy puts up with my shit.
3,234 followers |

poop finger

attn: midgets, religious folk, fatties, other weird fuckers & cops: i say mean things. there's yer disclaimer. fuckititude aplenty.
3,187 followers |

Pantse Macabre

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Racquel Welch.
3,141 followers |

Clay

Ziggy Stardust impersonator. Will play funerals, corporate events, bar/bat mitzvahs.
3,049 followers |

Flaptain Oinkstar

Typoet Laureate
3,020 followers |

Essex Mortimer Dogg

Father. Husband. Author of The Groom's Instruction Manual. Web nerd. Professional sarcasticater.
3,003 followers |

kellydeal

No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
2,929 followers |

Jason Phillips

Internet jealousy is measured in precise units, called butthertz.
2,910 followers |

Maria

Messy glory.
2,881 followers |

John

A writer from Dallas looking for a place to hang his hat. Are YOU that hat? More at TheJohnBlog.com, or listen to me at http://bit.ly/ISoundlikeamuppet
2,838 followers |

Undead Cyborg

I used to make it to the Leaderboard, if you can believe it. http://favstar.fm/users/zombot/ http://brainslush.tumblr.com
2,835 followers |

Mikey ADHD

I AM MIKEY AND I AM 7 AND I CAN DRAW A HORSE BUT NOT WITH LEGS BECAUSE HE IS ON A SKATEBOARD.
2,785 followers |

Jamie

Amused that you think there's something here worth reading.
2,783 followers |

Some Idiot

Making toast.
2,767 followers |

iMelbel

Saving the world one sarcastic tweet with sprinkles on it at a time.
2,766 followers |

Paul Gude (Rascal)

I'm Paul Gude! I do swears and say crazy things! UNSAFE! For safety, visit the Twitter feed of children's author Paul Gude: http://twitter.com/#!/paul_gude
2,754 followers |

I am not telling

wordy thought string maker
2,707 followers |

Jordan Peterson

FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer.
2,698 followers |

Bryan Choate

As a boorish gentleman of wit & learning, known to jape & jest at the expense of others, I wear only the finest doublets & waistcoats. Also, I enjoy ice cream.
2,668 followers |

Victoria

Still riding the short bus. Laissez les bon temps rouler!
2,660 followers |

Jane 0751750

What you probably want from me is less context.
2,625 followers |

Drew Monge

Musician, part-time harlequin, method actor, freelance alcoholic, clairvoyant, friend of eunuchs, lover of concubines, yarn unraveller.
2,568 followers |

Gem

I dine. I travel. I shop. I network. I'm a little bit of this, a little bit of that and a few of those. People live vicariously through my tweets.
2,556 followers |

richmckay

I was born, never really learned to dance properly, never got over that stage where you can freely wear capes without people questioning you, and then it's now.
2,508 followers |

Trixie Longboots

Palaeographer, numismatist, martyrologist, mudlark, grifter, bluestocking, prefecture of the pontifical household, sob sister, egg broker, dream dealer, dandy.
2,471 followers |

John M

I've been meaning to change this; maybe tomorrow. (memo to self: include procrastination as a hobby in new bio)
2,470 followers |

@tnylgn

come back they said. tweet they said. it'll be fun they said.
2,467 followers |

Rachael Kathryn

I'm not diggin' the dancin' queen :(
2,429 followers |

Hero of Bostonia

Bravely overcoming life’s minor speed bumps in the face of mild hypoglycemia. I am the Lance Corporal of my fate.
2,372 followers |

technopriest5

I clearly left my self esteem in my other pants.
2,370 followers |

Dont.LetThem.Find.Me

Loving Life With My 4 Boys and My Man.
2,345 followers |

Shmólly Schmülz

The human condition, personified.
2,315 followers |

JarfOmega

Thank you Mario, but our common decency is in another castle.
2,270 followers |

S. Anthony Thomas

Comedian. Work in perpetual progress.
2,266 followers |

The Middle Child

Sarcasm...it's what's for dinner. (And you're lucky you're eating!)
2,263 followers |

Toya

If you would like to buy the girl in my avatar a drink, please get in line.
2,261 followers |

pierced brat ©

degradable.
2,235 followers |

Crab

Stronger than ativan and more powerful than chocolate. Send me an email at google - BlueCrabsEmail
2,162 followers |

Tennie Anywon

A little Tweetin', a little convo. I'm very social,cheerful,loving. I love dark chocolate, sex, Buffaloes,Cowboys...Like to have fun & make new friends!
2,124 followers |

Julie

She was an American girl, raised on promises.
2,087 followers |

Some Dude

Awesome
2,025 followers |

rarrrrarrr

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your corn hole?
2,023 followers |

Drew (Not a Guy) H

...and then before I knew it I had awesome all over me. I'm never going to get this out.
1,994 followers |

Chris

produced in a factory containing traces of nuts.
1,965 followers |

Steven Bonisteel

Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.
1,953 followers |

amuirin

chortling moonbat
1,952 followers |

Cecelia

From the foreign country of whatever the fuck you want you get.
1,911 followers |

mikemorrow

Don't take any of this seriously. Opinions expressed do not necessarily represent those of management. Tell it to the judge. Be careful out there.
1,897 followers |

Josh S

http://favstar.fm/users/jorshuwah
1,868 followers |

frageelay

Brash, tweedy impertinence
1,857 followers |

Jonathan Eunice

Dadao: A two-handed Chinese broadsword. Dadaoist: A two-handed Daoist.
1,838 followers |

Em

My style is kinda fat, reminiscent of a whale.
1,831 followers |

Mr. Blobert

thinking man's tweeter
1,803 followers |

the_dza

Pronounced /ˈdɪzə/; Father, Drummer, Early Adopter, Jew, Cosmetologist, Internet Addict, Slacktivist.
1,795 followers |

Hey, it's Alan!

High-minded, yet low brow.
1,741 followers |

obxlaw

the curmudgeon at law. Also, get off my lawn. Taxes, tags and title excluded. Your mileage may vary.
1,709 followers |

Johnny F. Chimpo

I'm 6'9 & my penis is 15 inches. I'm a Rapper, Producer & Life Coach. I drive a murder black Lambo. But everyone lies so this shouldn't be new to you. FUCKLULZ!
1,690 followers |

Lindsay Anne Black

Set and Costume Designer, former Scenic Artist, Photographer, Notorious Lesbian, Hack Ukuleleist, and 60's spy-fi enthusiast.
1,689 followers |

Frieda Club

No kidding, your mother must be a very interesting person.
1,656 followers |

Kinda Gay, brah

Making toast, using glitter and being fabulous. I love drama, Tumblr, gold stars, caring, and taking giant cocks.
1,634 followers |

Knotta Boy

Profanity laced ramblings.
1,596 followers |

The Angry Czeck

Rancor and rage stuffed in a homemade leather wallet of hate.
1,571 followers |

Doxees

Audacious. Bodacious. All sorts of other “acious” things. I'm a vessel of shimmy.
1,558 followers |

Glen

I am bearded, vegetarian, and wear many hats.
1,550 followers |

Serious Business!

THIS FIST, HAVE YOU SEEN IT? LOOK AT MY GREEN TIE, I'M SERIOUS AS FUCK!
1,548 followers |

Darrin Blankenship

Live from the Champagne Room.
1,548 followers |

Ryan Collins

President of Earth Leader of the Free Fucking World
1,536 followers |

Annoyatron

Annoyatron \a-noi-a-tron\ n: 1. The slayer of pineapples and the stacker of tacos. 2. A viking that fails to pass the Turing test.
1,525 followers |

Mrs Joshua Homme

South African living in the UK, but looking for my own island. I love rock music. And cake. And whisky. And vodka. And Nutella.
1,523 followers |

JDT

Returning from places unknown...
1,519 followers |

Josh

Extremely well cultured. My father was a petri dish.
1,510 followers |

Deconile

Huh?
1,501 followers |

Mister El Guapo

1,498 followers |

Jeannie B

Artist, Mom of 3, Easily amused (obviously). I follow funny people in the hopes of becoming one when I grow up.
1,469 followers |

Indé Fjölnir

And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.
1,468 followers |

Joanell

Vogon poet, Proustian slag
1,467 followers |

Jamie Martin

Jamie Martin is a graphic designer in Phoenix. He enjoys pugs, lemonade, and talking about himself in the third person.
1,403 followers |

Simon Tarr

I make things, then write and talk about them. I am aware that this is probably a scam.
1,395 followers |

The Ice Queen

If u believe any of the shit i write on here, then you're more stupid than you look....
1,323 followers |

DadsUpLate

Birth something something something present day.
1,322 followers |

Michelle

Just a bowl of bees.
1,320 followers |

Dantronic

1,301 followers |

Dilligaf

Imaginary friends are way more fun.
1,287 followers |

Freakdad

Italian water drinker. With panache. I love movies more than you.
1,241 followers |

Chris Aucutt

Not really listening.
1,237 followers |

fluffy little clouds

I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.
1,222 followers |

Che Volay

Twittering original Tweets, Adventurer, Salacious Bonhomous Recalcitrant & Philosopher
1,221 followers |

Lindsay

And boobs too.
1,198 followers |

theothersarah

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TWEETING.
1,147 followers |

Jade River

...mostly snark. Tweets are about, eh, 97% true sarcastic observations about commercials, TV & life in general [ask me & you shall receive an honest answer]
1,147 followers |

Maritza

If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters eventually you'd have... Oh wait, that's us.
1,142 followers |

Comebackrick

Only the sarcastic survive.
1,114 followers |

Mike Rastiello

Hi, I'm Mike. I'm from the Internet.
1,113 followers |

Tommy Dangler

tasteless humor that reminds you of kittens and porn.
1,036 followers |

snyd

I need chocolate or I need a man... but I need one of them every day at three o'clock.
1,014 followers |

Dolanite

Not That Good... Not That Bad Either.
1,013 followers |

Angry Old Coot

Just a shotgun and a rocking chair between me and the hoosgow.
1,006 followers |

Jeremy Cutler

It's all fun and games until I go straight nerd on a bitch.
994 followers |

Balut

962 followers |

mpseudo

933 followers |

Christy

Blue eyed zombie
930 followers |

Ethan

I found your sock. Still want it?
856 followers |

Ran Deezy

Don't mess with the Doctah or else you'll get burneditis.
796 followers |

Small Chick

Just a quirky girl who is trying to get her funny on.
779 followers |

Rob in Oklahoma

Being There
762 followers |

Mr. Mikowski

Making life into a series of refined knock knock jokes
742 followers |

uǝxıʌ ǝuıdlnʌ

Nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
736 followers |

Jim Something

Recovering validation addict and amateur of humor.
713 followers |

DEKelley

The occasional workout, wine, giggle-fests and burritos are things that interest me.
694 followers |

Steve Blackard

Geeky Graphic Designer, Dorky Dad, Happy Husband, Tenacious Tweeter!
661 followers |

Caleb Krause

Founder and Editor in Chief of http://alreadygorgeous.com/
635 followers |

Melanee Dark

4 out of 5 dentists recommend me. The 5th dentist couldn't be bought.
612 followers |

Mike Hawk

logical warfare
584 followers |

KT

I was voted Most Versatile in high school.
583 followers |

J. J. Herrick

Samurai Pie Maker and technical support guy.
558 followers |

J

Some people call me a space cowboy and I take away their crayons.
555 followers |

Michael Salamone

My real life friends all thank you for dealing with my bad jokes so they no longer have to.
552 followers |

Drake Phelps

Senior in high school. Sophomore in college. I want to double major in français and biology at NCSU. I like pizza, TV, music, overachieving, and sleep.
522 followers |

Moeskido

More than kin. Less than kind.
478 followers |

Carrie Benton

Grifter.
477 followers |

Tori Katherman

Studio Manager for the wonderful commercial photographers of 8183 Studio.
453 followers |

Not Not Chris

Married. Doesn't believe in umbrellas. Not really a fan of ice cream.
444 followers |

Austin Alvarado

contributing nothing to society since 1979
439 followers |

Brainiac

Just your average apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old man on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
434 followers |

Kellan Standley

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
414 followers |

Wendy

Finding my way through life with love, humor, & compassion.
386 followers |

Jordan

Come for the off-colored humor and political existentialism, stick around for the nostalgia and codependency.
379 followers |

Mark

Explicitly complicit in illicit mischief.
369 followers |

atsirhc

your mom has always been my favorite.
324 followers |

Bilbo Swaggins

Apparently this Phoenix likes it in the fire.....
230 followers |

John Sperm

178 followers |

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