Comedians

Ellen DeGeneres

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
11,448,287 followers |

Jim Carrey

Actor Jim Carrey!
7,806,461 followers |

Conan O'Brien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
5,730,200 followers |

daniel tosh

not a doctor
5,724,773 followers |

jimmy fallon

astrophysicist
5,568,608 followers |

Chelsea Handler

Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts The Chelsea Lately Show on E!
4,914,775 followers |

Russell Brand

4,738,230 followers |

Stephen Fry

British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger
4,357,340 followers |

Funny Or Die

We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.
3,947,208 followers |

Stephen Colbert

3,482,282 followers |

Nick Cannon

THE NCREDIBLE HULK!
3,471,042 followers |

Neil Patrick Harris

I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.
3,439,316 followers |

RainnWilson

I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.
3,031,939 followers |

Sarah Silverman

We're all just molecules, Cutie.
2,948,451 followers |

Ben Stiller

The real Ben Stiller. Sort of, whatever real means. Follow my production company here: @RedHourFilms ... my parents here: @StillerandMeara.
2,827,476 followers |

Dane Cook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
2,824,759 followers |

Steve Martin

I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician.In banjo touring world until September 1st. Check Stevemartin.com for tour dates.
2,693,907 followers |

Dr. Drew

Board Certified, MD
2,690,963 followers |

Bill Cosby

Comedy/Education
2,659,663 followers |

Joel McHale

Proud Mom
2,647,851 followers |

Al Yankovic

You know... the Eat It guy.
2,545,889 followers |

Eddie Izzard

I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country
2,427,736 followers |

Simon Pegg

Actor/writer/dog owner/winner of 50m flat race 1977-1981
2,242,250 followers |

Seth MacFarlane

The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
2,202,119 followers |

Danny DeVito

I'm an actor, director and producer.
2,126,228 followers |

Tony Robbins

The Official Tony Robbins Account
2,107,430 followers |

Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven
2,092,962 followers |

KevinSmith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
2,066,621 followers |

John Cleese

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
1,947,492 followers |

Aziz Ansari

I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
1,928,630 followers |

zach galifianakis

OFFICIAL ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
1,916,856 followers |

Penn Jillette

More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcast, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV.God, No! - book
1,792,392 followers |

Jonah Hill

I wanted to start an official Twitter page to communicate with the awesome people who are interested in communicating with me. That means you, mom.
1,783,088 followers |

Michael Ian Black

Magician of the heart.
1,745,747 followers |

Mindy Kaling

writer/performer/shopper
1,742,250 followers |

Tracy Morgan

This is really Tracy Morgan
1,714,619 followers |

Chris Hardwick

I am Chris Hardwick and these are my Tweets!
1,609,918 followers |

bob saget

I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
1,491,441 followers |

Kathy Griffin

2-time Emmy award winning comedian. Watch KATHY every Thursday @ 10 PM on Bravo!
1,468,733 followers |

David Spade

Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
1,420,878 followers |

Kevin Nealon

Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
1,409,644 followers |

rob corddry

I am a gentleman
1,398,960 followers |

Louis C.K.

I am a comedian and a person and a guy who is sitting here.
1,246,802 followers |

Paul Feig

Paul is a guy who wears suits and tries not to screw things up. He also created Freaks and Geeks. Oh yeah, and just directed Bridesmaids.
1,241,887 followers |

Rob Riggle

Actor, Comedian, Writer, U.S. Marine
1,236,926 followers |

Craig Ferguson

TV's Craig Ferguson
1,227,370 followers |

Pee-wee Herman

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
1,214,447 followers |

Seth Meyers

1,196,551 followers |

Bill Maher

The Official Bill Maher Twitter
1,195,345 followers |

Ethan Suplee

Aspiring model
1,140,992 followers |

christina applegate

If you aint got nothin nice to say,then don't say anything at all.
1,117,036 followers |

Jim Gaffigan

Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper Mr. Universe avail NOW at JimGaffigan.com $5
1,067,627 followers |

Kirstie Alley

Actress,mother,COB and founder of www.organicliaison.com and www.phitter.com STILL AN AVID CAP USER
1,049,283 followers |

marlon wayans

Life is short people. Let's LIVE LOVE LAFF!
955,654 followers |

David Harris

Hollywood based Comedian, Musician, and Podcaster
878,847 followers |

Elizabeth Banks

Amateur Goofball
765,943 followers |

Patton Oswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
737,159 followers |

hodgman

All you need to know about wine, wealth, sports, and the end of the world.
715,981 followers |

Jane Lynch

Actress, Bon Vivant
713,285 followers |

Joe Rogan

Stand up comic/mixed martial arts fanatic/psychedelic adventurer/occasional tv whore http://www.facebook.com/JOEROGANDOTNET
709,411 followers |

Drew Carey

Also, @TPIRHost for Price Is Right tweets
647,650 followers |

Childish Gambino

royalty
642,608 followers |

Whitney Cummings

I'm a comedian.
615,614 followers |

Joy Behar

591,216 followers |

Cracked.com

America's only humor website.
518,398 followers |

CollegeHumor

We once tweeted about Twitter being down while it was down. It ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and we saw our own deaths. facebook.com/collegehumor
510,211 followers |

Tina Fey

481,581 followers |

Rosie O'Donnell

often overwhelmed
449,089 followers |

Mo Rocca

420,621 followers |

Doug Benson

If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
411,904 followers |

Jay Leno

the official Twitter profile for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
374,128 followers |

Norm Macdonald

This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow
357,328 followers |

kelly oxford

Writer. Designed to make you feel like everything is going well. I am your Perestroika.
352,069 followers |

Ed Helms

At parties, you'll probably find me over by the guacamole.
349,234 followers |

Donnie Wahlberg

Donnie Wahlberg Singer / Actor
338,819 followers |

Rob Huebel

I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
334,037 followers |

Ken Jeong

331,536 followers |

nick kroll

for more info, visit my website AOL.com
328,411 followers |

Paul Scheer

I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.
317,375 followers |

Adam Carolla

The only official Twitter of Adam Carolla. Be sure to follow for daily updates!
300,843 followers |

Jeffrey Ross

Relax, I'm a comedian. The 'Jeff Ross Roasts America' tour is happening right now. Check out RoastmasterGeneral.com for info on my live roasts.
298,633 followers |

Teller

284,574 followers |

thelonelyisland

282,923 followers |

Andy Richter

actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to Sarah Thyre, father of two
262,873 followers |

Kevin Pollak

Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
262,276 followers |

Judah Friedlander

I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page.
259,815 followers |

Danny Pudi

259,413 followers |

Paul F. Tompkins

Hubris!
258,237 followers |

Gabriel Iglesias

Unity through laughter baby!!!! http://fluffyguy.com http://youtube.com/fluffyguy http://facebook.com/fluffyguy http://gplus.to/fluffyguy
252,082 followers |

Sue Sylvester

251,531 followers |

The Office

the official Twitter profile for NBC's The Office. Returns This Fall! Thursdays 9/8c
249,395 followers |

Kristen Schaal

Comedian, actress, writer.
233,558 followers |

timheidecker

looking for opportunities in growth, outreach and virtual communication.
230,018 followers |

Donald Faison

Say What?
223,659 followers |

dax shepard

Comedic actor who is light on both comedy and acting.
222,136 followers |

Chelsea Lately

Late night talk show hosted by Comedian & best selling Author Chelsea Handler
213,513 followers |

Demetri Martin

This Is A Book by Demetri Martin is in stores.
210,729 followers |

Comedy Central

Bringing together all the tweets of ComedyCentral.com
201,762 followers |

Glenn Howerton

The Golden God of Twitter
199,901 followers |

Michael Showalter

Author of Mr.Funny Pants available at a bookstore near you! Or online now at www.amazon.com
193,990 followers |

The Soup

The Soup's official blog, in tweet form. Watching all of TV & the internet for you. #thesoup
193,739 followers |

Eugene Mirman

I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.
193,107 followers |

kaitlin olson

sweet dee
191,940 followers |

eric wareheim

watch B$M
189,187 followers |

Nia Vardalos

Welcome. Anything I write on twitter is stupid and brilliant. If you like it please follow. If not, unfollow. But first say: oh Nia you're so pretty.
187,747 followers |

Jim Norton

This is my Twitter account. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
185,695 followers |

Margaret Cho

Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!
184,962 followers |

Aisha Tyler

i)@thetalk_CBS daily! ii)podcast GIRL ON GUY weekly! girlonguy.net iii)ARCHER returns Jan '13! iv)watch XIII on Reelz this June! http://bit.ly/J9J5zI #thatisall
176,829 followers |

Gilbert Gottfried

Mr. Gottfried served 8 years in prison for beating up an Eskimo.
173,146 followers |

Jay Mohr

Former twink
170,953 followers |

The Sklar Brothers

This is the official twitter page of comedians, Randy and Jason Sklar. We have a new TV show called The United Stats of America on History 10pm Tuesdays.
164,667 followers |

Todd Barry

Watch http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5e19. EMAIL LIST: http://bit.ly/wjBRn5 TOUR: Sasquatch, London, Manchester, Calgary
162,353 followers |

Arj Barker

Well twitter won't give me no blue check mark for some reason but I'm pretty sure I'm who you think I am. I enjoy folding laundry more than I should.
158,096 followers |

Colin Quinn

comedian
156,259 followers |

Lisa Kudrow

Lisa Kudrow's company usually tweets on her behalf. You can follow Lisa twittering as Web Therapy's FIONA WALLICE here: @drfionawallice
153,127 followers |

Tom Waits (ANTI-)

'Bad As Me' Available Now. Tweets courtesy of ANTI- Records
151,166 followers |

Aubrey Plaza

hag
144,878 followers |

Thomas Lennon

Lt. Dangle, Member of The State. Old Fashioned Guy.
137,509 followers |

Mike Birbiglia

History always retweets itself.
135,606 followers |

David Wain

filmmaker, comedian, etc. Wanderlust DVD June 19!
132,987 followers |

Natasha Leggero

Moral and spiritual elegance!
127,896 followers |

andy dick

my movie DANNY ROANE: FIRST TIME DIRECTOR now streaming on Netflix!
126,921 followers |

marc maron

I am a comic and a feral cat wrangler and a writer and the host of WTF with Marc Maron the podcast.
125,948 followers |

Tom Green

Hello! I'm addicted to Twitter. I enjoy making shows for my website www.tomgreen.com - Follow me here and see me live on my standup comedy tour this year!
125,428 followers |

Dave Attell

Comedian
125,075 followers |

Brian Baumgartner

Brand new year, same outlook. lets do this thing. i play Kevin Malone on The Office, and i like sports.
118,732 followers |

braden graeber

http://www.witstream.com/#braden_graeber
115,876 followers |

David Faustino

what what
114,058 followers |

Ben Schwartz

Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes enthusiast.
113,056 followers |

Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher's official Twitter page.
112,459 followers |

Adam McKay

A little bit of this and a little bit of that... and about forty metric tons of pure flaming pay back.
108,687 followers |

jason alexander

actor/dir./prod./author/magician/ poker guy/once on big sitcom
105,580 followers |

Chelsea Peretti

Creator of Seinfeld, Founder of LinkedIn. 10 time champ of Showtime At The Apollo
104,943 followers |

Parks and Recreation

the official Twitter profile for NBC's Parks and Recreation. Returns This Fall! Thursdays 9:30/8:30c
98,725 followers |

Jeff Garlin

comedic person of some notoriety
94,568 followers |

Jamie Kennedy

I'm a Kennedy but I'm not cursed
93,529 followers |

Dana Gould

Comedian, writer, as heard on The Dana Gould Hour podcast.
93,350 followers |

henryrollins

Official Twitter for Henry Rollins. Yes, this is real.
90,282 followers |

John_Lithgow

88,438 followers |

Jen Kirkman

Stand-up, writer, actor. Chelsea Lately & After Lately, Drunk History. Appearance dates here: http://jenkirkman.tumblr.com/standupdates
79,732 followers |

Marty McFly

Founder of the Oprah Winfrey Network.
79,469 followers |

mary lynn rajskub

Actress, Comedian, Artist, Mother… Favorite bands are Ambrosia & Bread. Watch my latest vlog here: http://youtube.com/MaryLynnRajskub
78,962 followers |

Michael McKean

Retired child.
78,298 followers |

Rob Schneider

Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
76,225 followers |

Dave Foley

A comedian from the 90s. Capable of almost 12 facial expressions though I rarely use more than 4 of them.
72,863 followers |

Rogiddy

I'M ROGIDDY! I make movies and smoke weed... thats about it!
71,629 followers |

Daily Show Fans

A Twitter fix for Daily Show Fans! We are not affiliated with the awesomeness that is Comedy Central.
69,299 followers |

Morgan Murphy

i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also i say and write jokes.
67,071 followers |

T.J. Miller

Comedian. No Real Reason The Extended Play E.P. Mediocre Movies Great Cancelled TV Shows.
65,653 followers |

Kim Coles

actress comedian GODDESS!! KIMCOLES.TV Laughter=LOVE!
65,176 followers |

Tom Arnold

62,987 followers |

Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Fierce, just the girl next door that's super hot, totally a diva, and super hot.
59,267 followers |

Neil Hamburger

America's $1 Funnyman
58,566 followers |

Todd Glass

has been doing comedy for a long time.
56,620 followers |

Greg Proops

Where time stands still.
55,253 followers |

Horatio Sanz

I am Horatio Sanz. I do haha's and makem ups . My face is on TV sometimes.
54,516 followers |

PATRICE ONEAL

This twitter page will be kept in honor of Patrice O'Neal. Official tweets will be made by @Vondecarlo, then RT'd here. LIVE LOVE LAUGH
51,945 followers |

James Urbaniak

Voice of Dr. Venture on The Venture Brothers. Other acting services occasionally rendered.
50,925 followers |

Scott Aukerman

Host of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast.
49,922 followers |

Ken Tremendous

I am a pension fund monitor for Fremulon Insurance, based in Partridge, KS.
48,479 followers |

Maria Bamford

Ask me about My New God!
48,372 followers |

Lizz Winstead

I'm a political satirist & co creator of The Daily Show. I point out crackpottery & stuff smart people write. My Book, Lizz Free Or Die, is out May 2012.
45,734 followers |

Eli Braden

Comedy / Music ... Heard regularly on The Howard Stern Show
44,712 followers |

Jim Breuer

One of the top 100 comics of all time and one of the highest rated comedy specials ever, Jim Breuer is still making the world laugh today.
43,030 followers |

Stephen Rannazzisi

Actor. Lover. Comedian. Gentle. Dad. Touring. Husband. Kevin. The League. FX.
42,273 followers |

Nick Thune

Stand Up Comedian w/ a huge heart. BUY my CD: Thick Noon SEE: My live Talk Show at UCB in LA on the 2nd Thurs of every month.
42,040 followers |

A.D. Miles

I might be a dud.
41,930 followers |

Ryan Howard

Been there. Done that. What else you got?
40,656 followers |

Laura Silverman

As an optimist, I believe in living life to the half fullest.
39,782 followers |

matt walsh

heavy mass star, big fan of cased meats, father, Bears fan, and early adapter of Twitter.
38,299 followers |

Martin Starr

I write stories. The stories of Martin.
37,589 followers |

Robot Chicken

White-white. Except for the gloves.
37,149 followers |

Sara Rue

I tweet pics of my dogs and my mani-pedi's. Consider yourself warned.
36,500 followers |

eddie pepitone

Comedian-philosopher
35,940 followers |

Erin Hannon

Erin Hannon, just a regular girl who's super friendly, totally happy, and super excited!
35,695 followers |

Kyle Kinane

I make jokes. They're on a record here: www.aspecialthing.com I do shows. They're on a calendar here: www.kylekinane.com
35,135 followers |

Tom Papa

A friend of yours
34,809 followers |

Bryan Callen

Have you ever taken down a cow? If no, Then I have nothing in common with you.
34,780 followers |

scott krinsky

Keeping the dream alive. I always like a box of chocolates.
34,130 followers |

Garfunkel and Oates

Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci. Masters of Absurdity.
34,128 followers |

aliciaway

33,980 followers |

adam pally

I'm a comedian from NY who lives in LA now and am on the show Happy Endings. I look like Jaquim Pheonix, but I don't have a cleft palette.
33,403 followers |

Harris Wittels

Follow Friday enthusiast
33,392 followers |

Eliza Coupe

I'm an actor. I'm from NH. I play Jane on Happy Endings. And yes, that's me on the toilet. I may or may not be dropping heat in stripper heels. You're welcome.
33,182 followers |

Kate Micucci

Hi. I am Kate.
32,840 followers |

Kumail Nanjiani

Comedian. I play Pindar on Franklin & Bash & do gaming podcast The Indoor Kids. Also, lots of stand-up comedy.
32,565 followers |

Retta

I play Donna on #ParksAndRec. I'm a Duke alum. I cuss a lot & my mom still refers to Ron Howard as Opie. P.S. I live tweet my favorite shows: #YouveBeenWarned
31,156 followers |

David Alan Grier

31,109 followers |

Matt Braunger

I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. I play Gene on NBC's Up All Night. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.
30,904 followers |

Matt Besser

#1 Ranked Comedian Holder of more world comedy records than any other living comedian.
30,876 followers |

Will Sasso

I'm the actor that played the good guy's friend in that thing.
30,317 followers |

Molly McAleer

writer for 2 broke girls & co-founder of hellogiggles.com, queen. my birthday is two days after elvis'.
29,855 followers |

Pete Holmes

Comedian Pete Holmes. @peteholmes is an organic gardener.
29,419 followers |

Abby Elliott

pug puppy
29,238 followers |

Kerri Kenney

This is the official Kerri Kenney Twitter page, baby.
27,627 followers |

Seinfeld Tweets

Created by @neilkod. Available for twitter and data-related projects
27,291 followers |

Sarah/Dave Larson

Creative types: A Radio DJ, Bellydance teacher and graphic and web designer
26,908 followers |

Julie Klausner

City Sadie.
26,409 followers |

Steven BRODY Stevens

Former Radio City Music Hall Tour Guide. Comedian, pitcher, percussionist, son, brother.
26,375 followers |

mary elizabeth ellis

so much more than the waitress
25,997 followers |

Joe Bereta

The Bereta half of Barats and Bereta Productions and the Bereta 1/3 of SourceFed and the Bereta 1/1 of Joe Bereta.
25,587 followers |

Chris Kattan

I'm an actor/comedian/good hearted/'green' conscious, fearless dude with exceptional taste that rocks it hard core and is overall awesome...sometimes.
25,540 followers |

Stephen Tobolowsky

Actor, writer, cat handler
25,389 followers |

Sam Seder

Family Values Reporter for the Majority Report daily 12 NoonET and co- host Ring Of Fire on wknds. See @majorityfm & Ringoffireradio.com
25,322 followers |

Michael Hitchcock

Writer, actor, blah, blah, blah.
24,281 followers |

Kathleen Madigan

comedian
24,002 followers |

Jon Daly

Voice of the Voiceless
23,441 followers |

Brett Gelman

HUUUUUUMAAAAAAANNNN GAAAAAARRRRRRRBAAAAAAGE! http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/gelmania/id485535362 http://www.vice.com/columns/toupee
23,327 followers |

Pablo_Francisco

THE Pablo Francisco: stand up comedian and voice impersonator.
23,217 followers |

Brent Butt

Comedian. Creator of 'Corner Gas' and 'Hiccups'
22,933 followers |

Comedy Bang Bang

22,164 followers |

Casey Wilson

Please like me. Byyyyeeee!
21,864 followers |

Not Andy Samberg

20,754 followers |

DC Pierson

Novelist (The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep And Never Had To) Comedian (DERRICK comedy, Mystery Team)
20,746 followers |

UCB Theatre LA

theatre, training center and all things comedy from the Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles
19,993 followers |

Bobby Lee

19,763 followers |

Shari Vanderwerf

Stand-up comedian/writer. My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.
19,681 followers |

Riki Lindhome

the stephen sondheim of dick jokes.
19,394 followers |

ali waller

I have a glow-in-the-dark retainer
18,810 followers |

Jamie Lee

a little puffy muffin
18,418 followers |

Charlyne Yi

charlyneyi.bandcamp.com/ keychain.bandcamp.com/
18,302 followers |

Liz Feldman

Comedian/Writer/Lady
18,276 followers |

dan finnerty

I sing girls songs & swear in my band called THE DAN BAND. Perhaps you saw me sing & swear in OLD SCHOOL & THE HANGOVER ...
17,801 followers |

Finesse Mitchell

Chyna's Dad on A.N.T. FARM, SNL, Single Ladies, Comedy Central, COMIC VEIW, TYRA SHOW, Who's Your Caddy, Mad Money, Gemini, Great Kisser, Kate's Son!
17,544 followers |

Paul Rust

Entertainment-er.
16,781 followers |

Jamie Kilstein

Tells jokes, drops levels, reads books, doesn't eat animals. Cohost of Citizen Radio. Wearecitizenradio.com
16,703 followers |

Daniel Chun

I used to write for The Simpsons, then I wrote for The Office, now I write for ABC Studios, and then one day you're gonna die.
16,539 followers |

Greg Behrendt

Dead heaven pony!
16,339 followers |

Ahm

Don't get weird just cause I'm bleeding.
15,280 followers |

Sara Schaefer

Comedian. http://saraschaefer.com http://pinterest.com/saraschaefer1/ http://youhadtobetherepodcast.tumblr.com
14,836 followers |

phillamarr

Actor, funnyboy
14,327 followers |

Sara Benincasa

Comedian, Writer, Author of Agorafabulous! http://amzn.to/qhPSSu
14,025 followers |

Kulap Vilaysack

Coo-lop V-lie-sock, Most likely a human female. Most def the co-host of WHO CHARTED.
13,959 followers |

L.B. Johnson

Sometimes when a robot and a monkey love each other very, very much...
13,859 followers |

Mike Phirman

I halve problems.
13,287 followers |

Dominic Dierkes

DERRICK comedy / Also, I host the podcast, The Anytime Show with Dominic Dierkes.
13,202 followers |

Eric Appel

TV Director. Formerly of Funny or Die. UCB lifer.
12,991 followers |

Jamie Kennedy

The REAL Jamie Kennedy Twits @ twitter/jamiekennedy
12,746 followers |

Trevor Moore

WKUK
12,129 followers |

Chris Gethard

Ray Ray - author of the new book A BAD IDEA I'M ABOUT TO DO, available at www.bn.com, www.indiebound.org, www.amazon.com, and ya know, bookstores.
12,114 followers |

Barats and Bereta

Internet vids for the Internet kids.
12,036 followers |

Erin Gibson

Comedian, feminist, jerk, nail polish enthusiast. Writer at Funny or Die. Co-Host of Throwing Shade Podcast. www.throwingshade.com
12,006 followers |

JohnRossBowie

I occasionally pretend to be Barry Kripke on The Big Bang Theory. I have other pretending jobs as well. IRL, husband and dad.
11,983 followers |

ucb comedy

Original comedy & funny videos from the twisted minds of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre’s best improv, sketch and stand up comedians.
11,522 followers |

Katie Dippold

Writer for Parks and Recreation. Lover of salt and haunted houses.
10,923 followers |

Jill Morris

Onion, Nickelodeon, Someecards, McSweeneys, WitStream, Author: http://amzn.to/lHPzjH Creator: http://PleaseFireMe.com & @PleaseFireMe. Me: http://bit.ly/mvlslQ
10,602 followers |

April Richardson

I should've started R.A.P.E. — Rappers Against Phony Entertainers. http://aprilrichardson.com
10,417 followers |

Not Tom Green

I'm not Tom Green. He's tweeting at @tomgreenlive
10,231 followers |

Jordan_Morris

10,219 followers |

Nathan

Proof that ignorance is bliss.
9,510 followers |

Donald Glover

Yes, I'm Donald's Dad. Providing information to the art of aging and raising kids in twenty first century. I hope you enjoy the ride!
8,820 followers |

Bryan Safi

Writer-Performer-Africa. I also have a podcast called Throwing Shade.
8,693 followers |

Chevy Chase

8,464 followers |

missi pyle

this year, i intend to build a robot.... and other things.
8,319 followers |

BRIAN HUSKEY

Comedian and friend to the common man, but not to the little guy. Screw that guy!
8,239 followers |

Dee Bradley Baker

official Twitter of voice actor Dee Bradley Baker-now heard on: American Dad, Clone Wars, Sponge Bob, Ben10, Phineas & Ferb, Legend of Korra...
8,192 followers |

Mia Matsumiya

4 foot 9 inch violinist of Kayo Dot, guinea pig, and professional unscrewer. Daughter of a real life mad scientist.
8,152 followers |

Paul Shaffer

The official Twitter of longtime @Late_Show musical director Paul Shaffer. Host of Paul Shaffer’s Day in Rock & 60-Second Rewind.
7,959 followers |

Nicole Sullivan

A portrait of a lady
7,810 followers |

Natalie Morales

I'll be your plastic toy.
7,685 followers |

SeanClements

loves music. and butts! and writing for Workaholics.
7,560 followers |

B.J. Porter

Twitter is where you can read my twitter tweet transmissions.
7,521 followers |

Keith Powell

Yes, I'm on 30 Rock. No, I'm not Alec Baldwin.
7,231 followers |

Owen Burke

shoes & hats
7,157 followers |

Lennon Parham

Watch Best Friends Forever, premiering on NBC, April 4th at 8:30pm. (I co-created, co-wrote and co-star in it!) I also love Michael Jackson.
7,137 followers |

Rob Paulsen

A very lucky voice actor with Raphael, Yakko, Pinky and Carl Wheezer, among others to my credit and more coming. Stay Tooned! www.robpaulsenlive.com
7,052 followers |

Andy Milder

Actor. On Weeds. Trying to change and be nice, sweet, loving, and non-judgmental. You got a problem wit that?
6,876 followers |

Jackie Clarke

Comedy Genius
6,831 followers |

J-Man

Daily thoughts from the twisted mind of a comedian... Deleted my name, now I'm anonymous!
6,768 followers |

Michael Boatman

Actor/Author/Martian-American. Anger Management Premieres June 28th at 9:00 pm on FX.
6,755 followers |

Will Hines

Actor/writer/teacher at UCBT-NYC. Makes videos. An emotional glacier.
6,514 followers |

joewengert

super into real people right now
6,487 followers |

Laurice Fattal

Perform full time on stage with Improv 4 Kids & Eight is NEVER Enough where Ive done over 3000 live improv shows. I also make silly YT videos.
6,410 followers |

Johnathan Thompson

Lousy guitar player.
6,357 followers |

Angela Trimbur

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6,299 followers |

alison becker

I met Bon Jovi. Twice.
5,969 followers |

An Un-PC Comedy Duo

2 comedians, Olivia & Dane, write jokes, a comedy blog, a sketch show, TV pilots & screenplays. They have been writing & performing together since 2006.
5,864 followers |

Sean Conroy

Comic; Improviser; Writer; Actor; Producer; I make fun. ...what I do have are a very particular set of skills...
5,714 followers |

Dan Aykroyd

5,494 followers |

Chili Challis

Former staff writer for NBC's 'Tonight Show with Jay Leno'. Now writer & coach for many standup comedians. Creator of 'the comedy dojo'.
5,395 followers |

Susan Yeagley

Sitcom actress. Commercial spokesgal. Founder of the Leaky Pen high school writing contest, TM meditator, meal-eater, mom & Kevin Nealon's ball-n-chain.
5,295 followers |

Neil Campbell

I'm a writer and a performer and the Artistic Director of the UCB Theatre in LA.
5,215 followers |

Kristen Wiig

Kristen Wiig Fans' Twitter! Follow us for updates on Kristen in movies and on TV! Thanks! (Unofficial! Sorry for not clearing this up sooner!!)
5,098 followers |

Aaron Shure

former clown, writer for The Office, future clown
5,098 followers |

TheLovitz

just an all around bad ass
5,040 followers |

Emmy Blotnick

Blogger for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Comedy-doer.
5,035 followers |

Sam Brown

I make a poop show for a TV network that caters to film makers without money.
4,886 followers |

Matt_Dwyer

I am Matt Dwyer. I am a comedian/writer. I am pretty when wearing lipstick. Listen to Conversations with Matt Dwyer on itunes.
4,758 followers |

The Groundlings

The famous Groundlings Theatre and School! Improv & sketch comedy at its hilarious-est.
4,758 followers |

Ari Scott

Writer at UCB. Photography. Piano. Instagram.
4,503 followers |

Timmy Williams

From the Whitest Kids U' Know, also writes and standupses. Enjoys donuts, otters, etc.
4,481 followers |

themocollins

Taint about me.
4,401 followers |

HeatherAnneCampbell

I'm a comedian and video-games journalist. My credits include SNL, The Midnight Show, and Drew Carey's Improv-a-Ganza. I'm writing for Cartoon Network now.
4,026 followers |

chad carter

The dog wanted taco bell.
3,882 followers |

Anthony King

I live in LA where I perform @ the UCB Theatre & write things you may see on TV, stage or screen. Also I really hate cotton balls.
3,804 followers |

colton dunn

Writer for Key & Peele, Player of Halo and a Time Bandit! #ShotInTheDick
3,772 followers |

Jon Lovitz

The official site for comedian Jon Lovitz' world famous comedy emporium. Hosted by Melody!
3,662 followers |

Michaela Watkins

100% Cotton. I'm delicate. Wash seperately. Air dry
3,643 followers |

Lauren Lapkus

i do improv & sketch at the upright citizens brigade theatre. sometimes i'm on tv. i love the mall!
3,494 followers |

Political Splash

Come on in, the water's fine. Political satirist, pundit and commentator. Sharing thoughts on politics, social issues, religion and everything in between.
3,454 followers |

Jamie Denbo

Shit stirrer. Real ladylike.
3,418 followers |

J.P. Manoux

android, surgeon, caveman, emperor, underpants salesman, self-verified
3,395 followers |

Chris Kula

I'm a writer (Community, MADtv, Funny or Die, The Onion), a performer at the UCB Theatre, and right now I'm likely watching sports and/or House Hunters.
3,314 followers |

eugene cordero

grew up in Michigan. grew up more in New York. Now in LA and it's growing on me.
3,307 followers |

ASSSSCAT UCBTLA

The best improv show in the world has landed in LA. Mankind saved.
3,303 followers |

Jenny Lennon

3,284 followers |

damon bryson

3,089 followers |

ASSSSCAT 3000

The Best Improv Show in the World.
3,084 followers |

Randy Liedtke

Comedian living in Los Angeles originally from the beautiful state of Oregon. Doorknockers, Bone Zone, Tomorrow Show, Breaking the Law
3,034 followers |

Chase Roper

Twitter's premier stay at home dad, comedy writing, podcaster. Have Written for @Earwolf and @Laughspincom | The Stay at Home Dadcast: http://bit.ly/rqKA0Z
3,011 followers |

Charlie Sanders

I am an actor on MTV's Death Valley and a writer on Comedy Central's Key and Peele. I perform weekly at UCB LA's Shitty Jobs. Love you!
2,886 followers |

Caragh Poh

I'm so embarrassed when I admit I use Twitter. I have some words up on @HelloGiggles and @Slacktory. They don't know I suck yet. Also, I love you.
2,817 followers |

Justin Purnell

medium social expert
2,811 followers |

Tim Saccardo

Comedy writer: Community, UCB, Punky Brewster (uncredited)
2,795 followers |

Dave Thomas

Comedian, writer,
2,786 followers |

Ryan Perez

Turn on AMC, maybe Blade Runner is on.
2,759 followers |

The Birthday Boys

Former friends turned sketch comedy group.
2,738 followers |

Billy Merritt

Actor, writer, tablelamp
2,659 followers |

Paper Heart

Director Nick Jasenovec (NJ) joins us on Twitter as we follow Charlyne cross county to discover love.
2,653 followers |

Jake Smollett

YOU SO CRRAAZZYY!
2,624 followers |

Davey Johnson

Undeservedly critical.
2,488 followers |

Amir Talai

1/4 of the #DudesGroup in the new movie What To Expect When You're Expecting, in theaters everywhere.
2,381 followers |

Todd Fasen

i've been into pie for years
2,358 followers |

Neil Casey

Lies
2,346 followers |

Corinne Marshall

Writer for tv. I don't drink much but I have to pee a lot. I'm probably dying.
2,313 followers |

Allan McLeod

corn pone
2,304 followers |

Stephanie Escajeda

I am married to @juliussharpe. He's funnier, I'm prettier.
2,224 followers |

Nicol Paone

Actress, comedian, writer, filled with sugar and regret.
2,195 followers |

Josh Simpson

I perform at the UCB, work for TeamCoco.com and mess around on the Internet.
2,172 followers |

Ali MacLean

Humorist, Host, Writer/Performer, Dreamer
2,070 followers |

MORGAN WALSH

2,047 followers |

Jake Szymanski

I like sweet peeps! Directing and writing, SNL and FoD. Fan of Wisconsin.
1,940 followers |

Tricia McAlpin

Comedian/Writer/Nancy Meyers Superfan
1,898 followers |

Casey Feigh

Die hard fans can also find me at @creamcomedy, @HipHopPenguin & @John_Velvet. That's die hard fans of me, Die Hard movie fans will be disappointed.
1,878 followers |

Zach Cregger

1,847 followers |

Sam Riegel

I speak English for a living
1,840 followers |

Rebecca O'Neal

You may have heard that this would be funny. Sorry. I guess I'm a writer and a stand up comic.
1,789 followers |

Joe Hartzler

Head in the clouds, swatting at fighter jets.
1,758 followers |

Convoy Improv

We do shows at Upright Citzens Brigade Theatre in LA every Thursday at 11pm!
1,683 followers |

Codi Fischer

Cat Lover. Coffee Enthusiast.
1,638 followers |

chadmattandrob

1,629 followers |

Victoria Jackson

John 16:33
1,567 followers |

michael busch

1,483 followers |

lauren palmigiano

let's take a nap together.
1,416 followers |

Jessica Chaffin

I'm Ronna.
1,387 followers |

Steven Rosenthal

Editor of mostly comedic TV and film. (also on Witstream.com)
1,384 followers |

hal rudnick

part alien, part predator.
1,376 followers |

Pee-wee News

The place for news about Pee-wee Herman and Pee-wee's Playhouse!
1,357 followers |

Julie Brister

likely to cave
1,347 followers |

Porter Mason

I help charities and non-profits use technology. I draw comic strips. I teach and perform longform improvisational comedy.
1,296 followers |

Ben Siemon

Ben is a writer/performer/improviser in Los Angeles, often at the UCB Theatre in LA http://bensiemon.tumblr.com/
1,275 followers |

Pantless Knights

we make and curate quality comedy music videos on youtube.
1,218 followers |

Mel Cowan

thrilled to be here.
1,199 followers |

calehartmann

i can jump harder and sing faster than anyone
1,197 followers |

UCB TourCo

The best improv comedy on the road.
1,162 followers |

Scott Davis

Better than ice cream (that's not true)
1,133 followers |

Clay Larsen

Ever-lovin', blue-eyed.
1,119 followers |

Dan Freeburg

The Master of Verbal Sock-Puppetry and connoisseur of LayZBoy Home furnishings.
1,105 followers |

Jacob Reed

i make stuff.
1,095 followers |

Desiree Burch

Performance Artist. Comedian. Writer. Actor. Poet. Woman. Genius.
1,092 followers |

Joel Spence

Actor
1,087 followers |

joshweiner

1,078 followers |

Becky Feldman

If I were in a nutshell, I would certainly be the nut! Right, guys?
1,069 followers |

Mike Mitchell

1,061 followers |

Will McLaughlin

1,007 followers |

Cissy Fenwick

Improviser, writer, treehouse lover.
989 followers |

Norm MacDonald

Note to self: this is not real.
972 followers |

Last Day of School

We tweet over the intercom. Last Day of School performs the TXT MSG SHW, improv comedy using UR phones & UR texts. Thursdays 11pm UCBLA
970 followers |

Jack Allison

jus playen
960 followers |

FK

Wait.... I know this one. What is Bananarama?
951 followers |

John Erler

I like to watch.
896 followers |

nicwegener

I got nothing.
875 followers |

Dave Ferguson

UB40 enthusiast.
854 followers |

Steve Szlaga

There's so much about me that's not worth describing.
848 followers |

Jake Regal

actor/comedian/mma enthusiast
837 followers |

Zak Orth

831 followers |

matt buchholtz

seattle coffee addict, comedy writer, graphic designer, and video gamer working out of groundlings theatre in los angeles.
762 followers |

Johnny Meeks

752 followers |

Michael Cassady

it's okay, i'm here
744 followers |

Robert Chan

Furnishing mankind with the two noblest of things, which are sweetness and light.
726 followers |

Matty Smith

725 followers |

The Village Idiot

709 followers |

Alex Berg

702 followers |

Mario Joyner

writer/ comedian
696 followers |

Scott Rodgers

a slow burn if anything.
692 followers |

Jennie Pierson

I do a lot of things like acting, writing comedian-ing. But mostly I just eat snacks.
668 followers |

Beth Crosby

Actor/writer/redhead...you get it
636 followers |

Candace Brown

Actress. Comic. Writer. Lady Gaga's Therapist. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0988990/ http://www.crowdrise.com/CandyBrownTown
635 followers |

Phil Augusta Jackson

Writing. Music. Improv. Acting. Advertising. These are a few of my favorite things.
635 followers |

Mike Bachmann

Producer, Writer, Actor, Comic. Find me on GeoCities or Friendster! Page me or send a fax. I'll put you in my PDA!
629 followers |

jeff richards

American actor and Comedian. SNL's Drunk Girl, MadTV, JKL, Conan and many other yummy things. www.TastyJeff.com
613 followers |

Matt Kowalick

It's me, Kowalick.
607 followers |

Wayland McQueen

Comedian, I suppose. Also trying to bring back cursive.
590 followers |

Timothy Meadows

538 followers |

Meghan Falcone

hey, i'm meghan.
514 followers |

Curt Neill

My friends call me C.W.
497 followers |

Alex Sidtis

480 followers |

Christina H

Prop Maker / Graphic Designer & Insecure Attention Whore in Los Angeles, CA.
477 followers |

Kenny Stevenson

Hi, I'm a comedian. I live in Los Angeles. That's about it. Bye.
468 followers |

LoweTaylor

140 insights into my soul.
468 followers |

Amanda Egge

When I was 6 my mom made me be Tweetie Bird for Halloween because our neighbors had the costume. I hated it. Everyone thought I was Big Bird. I cried.
467 followers |

Allen Loeb

Meow.
461 followers |

Dan Eder

Try my homemade buttermilk biscuits!
444 followers |

Jeff Sloniker

Bringing back styles that went out with the 90's!
432 followers |

Carrie Aizley

421 followers |

Val Myers

Gentlemen, what I do is comedy.
406 followers |

Jimmy Jatho

bald w/glasses
404 followers |

Heather Whaley

I wrote a book called Eat Your Feelings. You should buy it.
396 followers |

Nikki Muller

Writer, Actress, Comedienne, Triathlete: find me around the internets and on comediva.com.
389 followers |

Sarah LeBoeuf

Managing editor of @TheQuarterBin, Junior Project Manager @Promethium, freelance writer, gamer, cat person, coffee drinker, comic reader, ping pong champion.
384 followers |

Rachel-Dratch.Com

Rachel Dratch news and info- for fans who use Twitter and would like updates through here. Not affiliated with Rachel herself.
381 followers |

Zach Paez

371 followers |

Donna Earley

Animal Handler, Character Actor, Travel, Movie and Book Lover
361 followers |

Katierose Donohue

Actress/Writer in LA. MFA @Harvard @americanRep & MoscowArtTheater #equalsFUN Veteran of The Sunday Company @Groundlings http://vimeo.com/KatieroseDonohue
360 followers |

Britt Sanders

1337 illustrator ☹
331 followers |

Erik Steffens

Determined to show everyone they have enough strength inside them to do anything. Give me your mind for an hour & I'll change your body forever. Actor & P.T.
321 followers |

Dorien Davies

I'm an actress, I act foolishly.
321 followers |

Elena Stolby

According to my diary I ate 3 plums, 2 sausages and a chocolate bar on September 4, 2008
313 followers |

Scott Troy

289 followers |

Alex Enriquez

I am a ruggedly handsome man of science and laughter making. Don't tell me what to do and take it easy.
277 followers |

regularkarate

248 followers |

Melanie Hutsell

Mom, Wife, SNL Alum, and Gay Rights Supporter.
232 followers |

Erik O'Brien

Ex-Box Office guy, Psychology Graduate, Amateur Surfer, Sofa Enthusiast, take a penny thief, sinner.
230 followers |

Mikey Day

227 followers |

Ian Gary

Rabid Individualist. Professional Provocateur.
216 followers |

Wilder Shaw

I am under the impression I am a part of Soapbox Comedy, though I could be wrong.
210 followers |

Chris Elliott

Happily married country gal who loves fun chats,rug hooking,animals,gardening,music.
190 followers |

Lindy Jamil Gomez

172 followers |

Harrison Brown

167 followers |

Willie

gimme some money
161 followers |

Jim Cashman

Actor
144 followers |

Steve Mallory

I have no problem with the arts, but I got issues with the crafts!
139 followers |

Bex

comedy writer, pop music connoisseur & silly robot
123 followers |

lindsayj

111 followers |

Steven Craig

Writer/Comic/All-around creative type
99 followers |

Kevin Sanborn

83 followers |

kkasie19

79 followers |

Buzz Moran

Sound Effects Performer with The Intergalactic Nemesis, Sound Designer, Recording Engineer, Chairman of The Dionysium, and so much more.
70 followers |

Debra Rico

I am awesome! I smile a lot and like people with a sense of adventure in life and in art. I act and I sing, but I only dance if the music moves me.
55 followers |

Ben and Joey

52 followers |

Laura Silverman

47 followers |

Joseph O'Brien

34 followers |

phyllis handley

7 followers |

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