Snarkypants Twitter List by Kristi Colvin  on Listorious

Justin

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says

3,047,510 followers | Follow

TheBloggess

I have friends in spite of myself.

239,387 followers | Follow

Scott Stratten

Author, Speaker and kind of a big deal on a fairly irrelevant soc media site which inflates my self-importance.

122,682 followers | Follow

Shelly Kramer

Marketing/brand strategist, idea generator, digital content magician, scribbler, information junkie. Luv MilkDuds+Beer. Member of Oversharers Anonymous.

46,304 followers | Follow

Olivier Blanchard

Pray that I never become your competitor's secret weapon. Author of 'Social Media R.O.I.'

42,940 followers | Follow

Kelly Olexa

CEO, Founder: @FitFluential. Fitness Fanatic, Starbucks Addict, Social Media Cupcake. Show me the sushi.

42,284 followers | Follow

Graham 'Logo' Smith

you've strategically hit the battle platform of Twitter accountee & UK based logo designer (gun-for-hire) Graham Smith—the original Logo Smith since '86.

38,815 followers | Follow

shel israel

consultant. speaker coach. writer. nice guy

26,691 followers | Follow

Dr. Mark Drapeau

Microsoft guy creating things for innovators everywhere. Edit @Publicyte, produce @Geek2Chic, co-founded @Hamstrong, advise @StartupDC, help @NFTE.

21,661 followers | Follow

Amber Osborne

Destroyer of Boredom: Vice President of @HolMedia. @Audi Fanatic. @nbrown10 is my co-pilot.

21,633 followers | Follow

Owen Greaves

Futurist, Thought-Leader, Keynote Speaker, Author - Owen on The Future of Business #FutureofBusiness - Where Mindset Trumps Skillset Everytime!

20,459 followers | Follow

Shoq Value

I believe in the semantic web. I just don't know what that means.

15,348 followers | Follow

Khayyam Wakil

14,334 followers | Follow

Johnny B. Truant

Zombie fighter, arctic explorer, Netflix member. Author of The Bialy Pimps: http://amzn.to/x3b9Re

9,089 followers | Follow

John Heaney

Branding strategist. Design evangelist. Innovation agent. Social media dilettante. Entrepreneurial provocateur. Knows four words that rhyme with orange.

8,764 followers | Follow

Steve Woodruff

If your cup of tea is the status quo, you're in for a triple espresso in a big mug. Buckle up! Voted Least Likely to Fit your Stereotypes.

7,626 followers | Follow

Kim Brater

Brand Strategist. News junkie. Wine enthusiast. Looking at the underbellies of brands to understand what makes them tick...and what leads to success.

5,982 followers | Follow

Sonny Gill

Social Media Manager @USCellular. Likes: the interwebs, sports, learning, music, laughing & real ppl. Views = mine. Hands off!

5,650 followers | Follow

Jeremy Meyers

Lead Producer, Deeper Context (http://www.deepercontext.com/). Curious. Mischievous. Polymath.Sesquipedalian.

5,073 followers | Follow

@jmitchem

I can't believe this account still has so many followers. I haven't even been here for a year. I moved to @jmitchem. Are you people even paying attention?

4,506 followers | Follow

Brian Tannebaum

Miami Native, Father, Criminal & Bar Admission/Discipline Defense Lawyer, Certified Sommelier, Type II Diabetic, Transparency Hawk. Bad follower.

4,062 followers | Follow

The Real Simon Kuo

Polymath, entrepreneur, scientist, artist. I write, eat, take photos, draw, talk & play music. My knowledge of business will bite your face off! Smart is good.

3,782 followers | Follow

Stephanie Frasco

Recipe Creator. Social Media Optimizer. Entrepreneur. World Traveler. Community Manager. Engaged to @jasonclegg. Happy Person. 1 of @TheChefanies

3,712 followers | Follow

Lisa Qualls

Ambitious high-energy woman who loves family, fun & fighting for the win. VP Interactive Strategy, Summit Marketing @summitsocial. SMCKC Chairman of the Board.

3,619 followers | Follow

Jay Handler

Author of The 8 M's of Marketing, professional speaker, marketing consultant & owner of Membership180. www.Facebook.com/JayHandlerSpeaks

3,558 followers | Follow

Doug Cone

I'm a web devsigner, I dig Drupal, WordPress and love to learn. I like marketing and social media. I'll follow you if you @me and introduce yourself :)

3,293 followers | Follow

Kristof

President of Kristof Creative. We create intelligent ideas and profitable marketing strategies for our clients. #advertising #design #socialmedia

3,242 followers | Follow

Cathleen Ritt

Wall Street by day, comedy legend by night. Investment book author, humorist, writer, raconteur, personality. Tweeting strictly to entertain

3,077 followers | Follow

Michael Calienes

Director of Hispanic Marketing at MMB Boston. Copywriter. Bilingüe. Cubano. Bass player. Funky cabrón.

2,977 followers | Follow

Kay Ballard

I'm the President and CEO of New Media International, Inc. and the host of Women Are Not Funny Radio and the Social Media #Soiree. I am adorable and modest!

2,592 followers | Follow

jimsharp

Been training sharpeners for over 19 years. Marketeer & Internet Junkie. Social Media Enthusiast. Husband & Homeschool Dad. Come cut up with me!

1,830 followers | Follow

Shannon Albert

Techie girl, ESTJ, love alt comedy, Disney World, top 40 music, travel, my 2 kids & husband. Nerd Boy = 10 year old son. My Teen = 17 year old daughter.

1,823 followers | Follow

Eric Kronberg

Livin right

1,660 followers | Follow

Brandon Wirtz

Viral Video Pioneer. Created the 1st analytics solution for tracking social media (1999). Reputation Management, SEO, SEM. Social Engineer. Cloud Computing, CDN

1,582 followers | Follow