Mrs Stephen Fry
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Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his 5, 6 or 7 kids. My new book, How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage is out now. Click the link below
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Tea cosy, Spam fritter and rumpy pumpy.
I think Twitter should have a pretweet button to help clairvoyants. And possibly an ash tray.
#Frys is my virtual pub/bar. We have many Twitter parties and have trended at number one but two people still refuse to use it.
Not very long. Fortunately, Stephen sees to it that I get a damn good tweeting at least twice a day.
I'm not sure, dear. Is a faux pas some kind of pastry thing? Like a vol au vent?
I unfollowed Stephen. He was going into Buffalo Bill's Kebab & Karaoke Diner. You eat your meal on a mechanical bull.
Learn all the acronyms. For example - PMSL - Pleasuring Myself Lightly and ROFLMAO - Room's On Fire. Let My Auntie Out.
Sparingly dear. I can't have my clients - I mean friends - going public, now can I?
Rainbows, little kittens, the need to fill the aching void in my soul with inane chit-chat. That sort of thing, dear.
Those jeans that only come up to your knees. And 3D radio.
Stephen & I have six adorable children, although we did perfectly well without them when we went on holiday and forgot to get them passports.
