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TOMS

TOMS shoes and TOMS eyewear. One for One.
1,588,873 followers |

Funny One Liners

One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.
464,353 followers |

Dr. Joyce M. Knudsen

Join us on Facebook at http://bit.ly/cPk3qk . Take a look at my blog ~http://bit.ly/2RXQBt Award Winning Consultant, Ghostwriter and Published Author.
427,690 followers |

Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Annie™
409,579 followers |

Jessica Northey

Sass, Wit & Straight from the Hip=ME! I love God, Family, Friends, Music, Radio & RealityTV. Join #CMchat 24/7 Country Music Community w/LIVE chat Mon 8-9pCT.
386,579 followers |

Kevin Green

#RockTheReTweet LLC CEO, Author, Speaker, Traveler, #TwitterTips Original #quotes ღ Thanks for adding me to your Twitter lists ღ #EAv (e)MYSODOTCOM
341,666 followers |

Ann Tran

Social Media Consultant who blogs about travel, inspiration, leisure & social media. Enjoys beaches, wine, & photography. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ann-tran
311,519 followers |

Dominic Riccitello

entertainment biz
249,580 followers |

#TeamFollowBack

This is the Official #TeamFollowBack Twitter Train page to help people get more followers. Follow the page and you will be apart of the train #TeamFollowBack
233,390 followers |

TWLOHA

TWLOHA is a non-profit movement dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury and suicide.
219,107 followers |

Luke Romyn

Serial smartass. Author of Amazon best sellers The Dark Path, Beyond Hades, and Blacklisted.
189,558 followers |

Alexandra Kosteniuk

Chess Queen ® Alexandra Kosteniuk, 12th Women's World Chess Champion, Grandmaster & Model. Author of “Diary of a Chess Queen”. My Russian account: @kosteniuk
173,722 followers |

rockingjude

One Person CAN make a difference!! Geoeconomics and advocate for less government, no FED. We are no longer America. Member DAR[Daughters of American Revolution]
148,346 followers |

Meeting Boy

I hate my job.
129,772 followers |

Jorge Avila

Noticias de Social Media, Redes Sociales, Tecnología, Apps y Negocios. TecnoEvangelista, Empresario, CEO, Consejero, Blogger, Conferencista y más. IMHO.
128,456 followers |

David Voth

Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
117,639 followers |

flowersophy

the herbal health and beauty e-clinic
92,799 followers |

Taylor Hayden

quixotic 1.extravagantly chivalrous,romantic;visionary, impractical,impracticable 2.impulsive,rashly unpredictable. I'd rather be mad w/truth than sane w/lies
91,876 followers |

TedInJest

I love jokes, especially if they involve humor or wit. Movies. Music. Books. Disney. Beatles. First name's Rich. I follow back! Webmaster for Susan Gordon.
88,240 followers |

Belsh Amaroth

I'm a #Gamer and Very Social, hit me up Belsh on http://gamernights.co.uk I #follow and promote #Gamers #Games and #Game Companies #sendasmile =)
75,858 followers |

卄丹尺尺丹匚卄 glass art

(Pronounced: Hair-wreck), from the FAMOUS royal Harrach family. Art glass studio and store. I follow and unfollow unfollowers. Check out our glasstastic blog!
70,191 followers |

El Beard

World's greatest lover, warrior-poet, philosopher & mariachi.
68,597 followers |

Santa Claus

Santa Claus - Tweeting all year round. The only real Santa Claus on Twitter. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!
68,107 followers |

Jason Chu

#music writer PT, #landscaper, #teacher, #Christian, #socialjustice, #BigBrothersBigSisters #TeamFollowBack
66,634 followers |

Tricia Goyer

Author of 32 novels & parenting, marriage & teen books. Gen Xer, speaker, radio host & homeschooling mom who loves my family & God. Former teen mom & 80s babe!
54,957 followers |

The Beatles Video

The best collection of music, interviews, rare videos of The Beatles. Visit our blog and follow us now!
51,890 followers |

Cool Cat

Why talk when you can mock? Why hide your Face like I got Mace? Is it all an act or just a Fact. Maybe if you didn't drool, you'd be cool. Ran out of room boom
50,070 followers |

Joe Hunkins

Travel and History, Technology and RetireUSA.net
48,374 followers |

casper32

Smart Computer Geek, Twitterer, Marketer and Entrepreneur. Enjoy Comedy Night Out
43,706 followers |

Phillip Blackwell

Local Online Marketing Samurai, Real Estate, Automating, and Outsourcing (all at once), Musician.. Now tell me about you...
40,884 followers |

Amy

Social Media enthusiast, lover of all things beauty! I retweet brands, causes & love. Will work for wine or shoes. #BA75 I love @PaulBritPhoto
38,529 followers |

jon gery

Chicago Cab Driver/YMCA Hoops Legend/Reality Theorist/Spiritual Climber/Independent/WhiskeyParty/PragerU/WeRChange/UCT87/FollowsBack
37,700 followers |

Paul Roberts

Real Estate Photographer, Digital Editing, #Avatar s, #paulquote s, #TweetLevel 84+. I answer at-replies & #followback. I love @BlondeTXGoddess!
36,720 followers |

Paul

PC Tech and consultant...Security Dude...Plus I am brightening your day with some recycled jokes...like a DJ but for jokes
36,519 followers |

Dave Laws

Entrepreneur- Tweet about Social media Tech Photography Pop Culture Sports Humor Music Arts Quotes Coolfacts. A journey begins with a single #TeamFollowBack.
32,618 followers |

Paul Mark Sutherland

Personal Development, Goal Achievement, Success, & Significance are not standard equipment in life. They're extra effort options! ●Author● Speaker ●Trainer●
31,263 followers |

Derrick Towers

DOIN WHAT I HAVE TO DO SO I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO DO...
29,496 followers |

Verified Egg

All you can need and eat! - and sometimes a little more
29,459 followers |

Elizabeth v2.0

Livin' Large in London. Still married to @TheDukeofHazard. The press really get on One's tits. Don't get One started on the politicians.
28,340 followers |

Eric Weiss

ZOMBIE! REAL HORROR ROCK! I love Head Cheese, Finger Sandwiches, Elbow Macaroni, Blood Oranges & BRAINS! - ZombieGroup@gmail.com
28,057 followers |

мιcнєℓℓє.

мιѕѕ eχtra eχtra read all aвoυt ιt.❤
27,693 followers |

heykim

#socialmedia,#entertainment #BLAZERS,#news,#sports, #music,#travel,people, #EAv (e)HEYKIM #BA75 http://www.facebook.com/heykim2
26,064 followers |

Amber Osborne

Destroyer of Boredom: Vice President of @HolMedia. @Audi Fanatic. @nbrown10 is my co-pilot.
21,638 followers |

Wes Johnson

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
21,247 followers |

Derrex Brady

Actor/Producer/Writer/Husband/Father/*Grateful! Bookings: monica@qle-pr.com or mariesha@qle-pr.com /mgmt: julietgreenmgt@hotmail.com
20,176 followers |

Jonathan Wilson

Helping children after trauma through / art / story / games / play / song / dance / film / love / hope / people who care.
16,780 followers |

f396

NOT RACIST, NOT SILENT, CONSERVATIVE.....AMERICA FIRST , PRO LIFE , FREEDOM ,BEAUTIFUL WOMEN......OLD CARS..... AND THE GREAT OUTDOORS...!!!!!!!
16,606 followers |

Christine Hill

Visit homeandholidays.com for thousands of mom related poems, quotes and stories!
15,793 followers |

Charlie

This just a list based on absolutely nothing.
14,235 followers |

Toni-Lynn

LifeLock Ambassador, Mizkan Advocate, #CoppertoneWaterMoms Visit me @ AFewFriesShort.com DelightfulChaos.com GroceryPriceBooks.com
13,823 followers |

Mirijam Rosenast

Bling-,Animal-,Anime/Manga-& SocialMedia-Lover.I love the weird, the funny & the strange. Gadgets,Design,Stories & People #BA75 Facebook http://bit.ly/cRc8pc
13,788 followers |

The GypsyNesters

David and Veronica are experiencing the collision of baby boomer with empty nester. We grabbed life by the horns, sold the nest and became GypsyNesters!
13,727 followers |

John Tesh

National Radio Host. (365 affiliates) John Tesh Radio Show. Emmy winning composer. N.Y. Times Bestselling Author. For some IFYL, follow JohnTeshRadio.
13,607 followers |

Guy Stuff 24/7

Your Best Mix Of Daily Guy Stuff - Movie News, Gadgets, Cars, Advice, Funny Pictures, Videos, Sports, And Much Much More...UPDATED EVERYDAY!!!
13,403 followers |

Robert G. Casanova ♔

Old enough to know better, too young to care. Wiser than my years but will NEVER grow up! Favorite thing in the world is my lady, then music and food! Peace...
12,683 followers |

Robin

Mom - food blogger, recipes, autism & social media. Currently, in the midst of DIY renovations.
12,657 followers |

Monica

If you can't play the blues you may as well hang it up...
11,259 followers |

Brian

I like your carpet. Is that shag? http://bdgarp.tumblr.com/
10,657 followers |

Vanessa Morgan

I'm a novelist and screenwriter. My latest thriller DROWNED SORROW has been called the ‘scariest story of the year’.
10,580 followers |

Remergence

Official Twitter for Electronic Music Duo Remergence. Currently working on a new album. http://www.rembeatz.co.uk
10,462 followers |

Kevin Boillard

Welcome to My Madness. Nice to tweet ya.Hope ya Don't Forget My Names. @SunOfDaGods #BrokeAndStillEnjoyingLife #MoneyDontMeanShit #ItsAllAboutMadLOVE
9,260 followers |

Kelli O'Neill

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. ~ H. Melville (Moby Dick)
9,235 followers |

D.L.Z.

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it. The true measure of your education is not what you know, but how you share them with others.
9,106 followers |

Robert the Brave

Your Mom's boyfriend. Eventually I'll offend you. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us
9,084 followers |

nick

All around good friend, proud Bitter Clinger Club member, Tryin to be the Best damn Hobbit I can be
9,049 followers |

Crystal Vilkaitis

Director of Social Media for @snapretail. Tech dork, aspiring beer condenseur & dance addict who loves white flowers.
8,971 followers |

Peggy Sue Brister

Married mother of 3, cussing, FORMER Homeschooling, Blogging, weird vegetarian, Originally from TX. Check out my blog at http://www.peggysuebrister.com
8,737 followers |

Jennifer Shelton

Having a sense of humor can help u overlook the unattractive,Tolerate the Unpleasant,Cope w/the Unexpected,& smile through the day #TFB
8,712 followers |

Vegy Power

'The mystical journey takes us where opposites reveal themselves as one.' H.H. Sant Rajinder Singh #HHSRS http://sos.org
8,519 followers |

Mike Schism

People think i'm self centered, they are so wrong i am more like off centered. (don't follow if you're easily offended)
8,339 followers |

Brandan Bath

Graphic Designer & Web Designer
7,857 followers |

Jonathan Sloan

The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.
7,853 followers |

Ben Brooks

Comic, musician, writer, father & student. I write jokes and non-jokes. If that scares you, don't follow. http://www.witstream.com.
7,699 followers |

Danisha Marie

Welcome to my world!! Haitian/Student/Aspiring multi dollar millionaire
7,336 followers |

The nEcKeD cHiCkEn

I am fast talking, educated and opinionated. Bipartisan and Avian. Non-denominational but very confrontational. Take your chicken with a grain of salt. #LAUGH
7,327 followers |

ManyIdeaZ

Music is my muse, Knowledge is my passion, Love is my expression...
7,324 followers |

ʞɔnɟǝɥɔnop

I am God's typo. Don't fucking follow me. I bite.
7,108 followers |

❤ Ⓔⓜⓜⓐ ❤

☼ GìɾӀվ/FմղLօѵìղ/Vìɾցօ ♍ ~ Proud Mummy to a 8 month old little boy!! ♥ ❤ ~ Wօɾҟ Wìէհ LìէէӀҽ AղցҽӀʂ ❤ AղìʍɑӀʂƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷNɑէմɾҽ✿Qմօէҽʂ/Mմʂìϲ♫ #TFB! ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♥ﾚ◊∑☮
7,014 followers |

Chris Illuminati

Aspiring Annie Sez model. Rhinestone cowboy. Author. Friend to all buttons. Managing Editor of @Guy_Speed. It's my real last name. It's written in my underwear.
6,713 followers |

Stings

There's a line here.... Mostly spermacide and cocaine, but a line never the less.
6,464 followers |

Charles Nieman

I'm married to Rochelle. I have 2 wonderful children. I pastor a great church with great people. I like working out, brownie sundaes and the L.A. Lakers!
6,391 followers |

Traylor Parker

The King of the Trailer Park. http://www.youtube.com/traylorparker
6,276 followers |

DJ Thistle

A teacher who loves technology. Proud husband and dad to a little girl. :)
6,260 followers |

Kansas Smith

The Good Cowboy - Traditional values, word counts, a handshake means something, a good friend. It's what you do! #fb http://www.facebook.com/KansasSmith
6,222 followers |

Dreama™

Please check out my brand new EP 'REIFIER' here: http://bit.ly/JMPm9y
6,165 followers |

Tanya Roberts

Marketing & BD for a local Biotech. Social media. Canuck. I make up words. Hangry = feed me, now! If I like you, I'll shamelessly plug you. Bacon.
6,079 followers |

Erich The Sheriff

Single and very good at it. Adult RP Acct must be 18 to follow, is a MALE Acct. Founder of *Drippy Awards* Happy hedonist with Emma Collins
5,612 followers |

☆•☆иαє☆•☆

☆NVP Model☆ / ♌ Leo / ♥Lover♥ / Mom / Sister / Aunt / Daughter / Friend / Quotatious / Loyal Follower / Follow Me I Follow Back ☆
5,324 followers |

Amanda &Travis Marsh

♫Amanda and Travis Marsh, country/rock duo♫
5,303 followers |

Dumbassador

You're in 'Funny & Under lists' territory. See bios of @freaksong & @JEDatLarge, too. I'll catch up on followbacks, list adds, & updates soon. Thanks, JED
5,255 followers |

Lesley Voth

Lesley is a frugal living coach. Get her new eBook: ‘Small Savings Make A Big Fortune: 1069 ideas you can use to save money NOW!’ #Frugal #Thrift
5,038 followers |

Matt Lydy

Boyfriend to @ecn99 dad/Christian/Mac Lover/IT Guru/VMware VCP4/Professional Photographer/Cigar-Pipe Smoker/Saltwater Reef Guy/Video Game Player
4,779 followers |

Helzberg Diamonds

We LOVE to hear your #iamloved stories and about your Helzberg experiences. Todd and Lisa tweeting as a team.
4,712 followers |

Petmamma

It's all about the animals. I tweet petitions & animals looking for homes, hope you will too. Every pet deserves a loving forever home. Also @petmammainjail
4,705 followers |

Brandon David Wilson

Cinephile; luftmensch; dad; progressive; agnostic; filmmaker; English teacher; proud union member; UCLA '94, MFA '99; married to @jenalenglish.
4,693 followers |

In the Now Time

Writer. Mom. And, these tweets WILL make you feel like a high five, damnit! Contact: inthenow55@gmail.com
4,583 followers |

Perry Block

One Baby Boomer humorist (& his no-frills blog) poised warily on the cusp of an age he always thought was exclusively reserved for people's parents.
4,402 followers |

Linda Franklin

Linda is a former Wall St. exec. now CEO of The Real Cougar Woman. She is the author of Don't Ever Call Me Ma'am, & popular spokesperson for women of all ages.
4,378 followers |

C.Miranda

If You Want To Change The World, You Have To Start With You.
4,141 followers |

Miss Congeniality

Flirting with temptation....cheating on desire. Follow at your own risk :) #TeamVirgo #TeamLakers #TeamCowboys #Teamfollowback
4,035 followers |

Higher Angelou

DOWNLOAD BANG by @Von_Gum & @StatSouth http://bit.ly/J8jv36
3,737 followers |

P. S. Love

Writer. I haven't heard of me either.
3,578 followers |

darren jones

biggest love in my life is my wife.love music kasabian,muse,killers,arctic monkeys 2 many 2 list
3,569 followers |

Mayfair DragonSlayer

Gun toting mother of a future serial killer. Don't fuck with my WICKEDNINJACUPCAKES. http://wickedmayfair.tumblr.com/
3,517 followers |

snicky

♋
3,447 followers |

bad websites

bad websites! lots!
3,432 followers |

Narinder Singh

Stand Up Comic/ Writer. I retweet and follow back. Unfollow me, I follow back to your home!
3,305 followers |

Calco Boycs

Love Drawer ☛ Flesh compulsive, passionate Sucker, trifle Marginal, always Awesome & quite Fucked! This is: #love #art #nude #erotic #painting #drawing #sex
3,302 followers |

rex

Just a feisty Irish lass. I finish everything I set my ...Commodore 64 was my idea.
3,270 followers |

Myriam

I'm not great at advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
3,244 followers |

Vaginacologist

Home of the finest Guess Her Muff game on the net and 24 hour great conversation. I have a penis, and I'm not afraid to use it.
3,226 followers |

Francis Unson

#SocialMedia #Travel #Food #Linguistics #Science #Numismatics #Photography #Mathematics #Museums #Business #Finance #Technology #Art #LateralThinking #Puzzles
3,226 followers |

Galia Venguer

http://www.galiavenguer.com San Diego Graphic Designer, Photographer and Social Media specialist from Mexico City!
3,224 followers |

Joshiewa

A guy who thinks he's funnier than he really is, a nonprofit advocate and basketball coach. Interesting combo, I know. If in doubt, check the twitter handle.
3,206 followers |

Mimi

Joyful Wife, Mother, Clinical Psychologist, embracing midlife, loves the Lord; Addicted to books/music; By empowering other women, I empower myself
3,173 followers |

Matt Tremellen

launching the hottest internet radio www.mindblowin.com in 2010
3,151 followers |

SgtButtCheeks

Official $hit Magnet & Douche Bag Whisperer! I'm a Dad,a Son & a text-a-holic. Tweets are NSFW & very adultish! oh..Eagles/Phillies/Heat & BaBabooey to ya'll
3,033 followers |

laura f. a. ortega

I like icecream and trailer parks...sometimes both at the same time
3,013 followers |

pixiedintheark

*May not contain actual pixie. Contents may unsettle.
2,845 followers |

Some Idiot actually

Critical thinker, hardcore drinker.
2,795 followers |

♀TALK HARD 2.0♀

PROFILE IN LINK: Property of @TheAlphaPussy Im a blunt but highly intelligent SOB thank you
2,731 followers |

mexicanunicorn

Mexican Unicorn..I will slap you with a Fresh Flour Tortilla then make you EAT a buttered one while I WATCH! Piss me off...NO TORTILLAS FOR YOU!!!
2,666 followers |

Elizabeth Smith

Ex-Carpenter turned online network marketer,who helps average people earn incomes online. Beth fights her MS with healthy dark chocolate, promoter of E-cigs!
2,658 followers |

 Andrea

I share what I find interesting: Recipes (kosher vegetarian/vegan, mostly gluten free), quotes, music, TV/Film, news, architecture/design
2,618 followers |

©Sindication

©Sindication - Home to New Mexico's premiere Blogarazzi and Mediaologists...
2,599 followers |

Oh my ... Goddess!

I ♡ TO LAUGH!! Kissing is fun too!!! Fluent in sarcasm, clever diatribe, romance & flirting with eyes!! I LOVE TRAVEL & BEACHES Putting the U in Unforgettable!
2,556 followers |

John M

I've been meaning to change this; maybe tomorrow. (memo to self: include procrastination as a hobby in new bio)
2,474 followers |

M. Chad Durham

Frustrated Writer, Loving Husband, Struggling Parent, Apathetic Cubiclean, Amateur Comedian. Find The PG13 Bull at http://www.facebook/mchaddurham
2,443 followers |

Mark Schneider

Comments R Mine. Head of Technology @RedBull Americas. Aficionado of fine spirits & cigars, NFL junkie, lacrosse, aquarium & clay hobbyist, beachcomber
2,437 followers |

Tonianne

Author Personal Kanban w/@ourfounder #lean #leanstartup #pkflow #futureofwork #psych #photography #history #architecture. Will work for oysters/HighlandPark30
2,397 followers |

Pamela

rambling 30 something optimist..spreading light and love..not her legs..so don't ask!
2,280 followers |

Anastasia Kazakevich

My hobbies include shiny things, bubble-wrap, and pretending we all live in Ancient Rome. http://theoneandonlyanastasiak.blogspot.com/
2,219 followers |

Liz or Ellie

I probably won't get hired for any classy high-paying job after they find my twitter.
2,215 followers |

Kelly

Wife of an 11Bravo soldier, proud Air Force mom, small town gal! Don't Tread On Me! #TCOT
2,116 followers |

Arthur Slugworth

President of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated
2,000 followers |

VirgoSherry

It's just me
1,873 followers |

Brad Howell, Realtor

Just a guy with a dog in Seattle who loves holistic, visionary, helpful and intuitive minds.
1,869 followers |

scooponcones

The official guide to ice cream in New York City.
1,746 followers |

Susan

A southern chick living in a midwestern town tweeting random thoughts that may or may not interest you.
1,688 followers |

Word Nonsense

I write because they took my fire away... If you lower your expectations (a lot) I seem funny and maybe even awesome.
1,664 followers |

Anthony_B

I am just here for the ride.
1,659 followers |

hankito de la calle

Aries/Taurus cusp, very random. Boston Bred, #techno, #house, #EDM #stabbytuesday #patriots #redsox #bruins #cisconian
1,625 followers |

Gee

CEO SP Media Entertainment. Married to XXX Model @HotwifeKay Kummingz *Classy XXX at its finest!* www.KayKummingz.com www.HotwifeKay.com Bookings 786-519-3801
1,591 followers |

Preston Burke

The Official Twitter Page Of Preston Burke Venture Capitalist, Competitive Surfer. http://www.PrestonBurke.com
1,551 followers |

D_Zaster

To know me is to know I can't do anything in 160 characters or less.
1,523 followers |

The Other Me

These are the thoughts I want to share, but don't want people to know I have. Probably mostly about masturbation or pooping.
1,473 followers |

Professor Awesome

I'm on Twitter. You're welcome. (Host of Drinking with Me and upcoming YouTube series The Awesome Vlog.)
1,393 followers |

Badass_Bunny

The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Or something like that.
1,391 followers |

Jong, Jong

So much Jong, it can't be contained.... www.toojong.com
1,388 followers |

1Dougie_Fresh

Plz be 21 b/c most of my tweets involve adult bevs. I follow those tweeting my fav brands & I import saké/liquor as my job. The biz is in my blood, literally
1,378 followers |

Jesse

... Okay, I found happiness ... But what about all this other bullshit ..?
1,348 followers |

DrGonzo619

Wordsmith, Dad and Video Game fan. Follow me for prose and the occasional Haiku about Video Games. DrGonzo619 is my online persona on Xbox and PS3.
1,334 followers |

Yorell

Mommy 2B,Wife, Daughter, Sister, Conspiracist, Sassy and Educated ... I TwEeT.. YoU FoLlOw!!!
1,326 followers |

Michelle

Just a bowl of bees.
1,319 followers |

Drea

JUST A SEXY LIL STONER I LUV SMOKIN' & TALKIN' WEED. LUV MY STEELERS LUVIN MY LADIES FOLLOW ME IF YA LIKES 21+ #MMOT #SEXYMILF
1,308 followers |

Miki

Life's a Witch - warts and all! Naughty and and times tasteless humour - If you no likey you'll be dead soon!
1,288 followers |

Joanna

Award winning freelance photographer. Specialising in Studio&Lifestyle Family Portraits,Make-over Days,Model Portfolios & more. I'm not yr average blonde bimbo!
1,264 followers |

Desperate Loser

Not only am I the president of LAG (Loser Advocacy Group) I'm a member... the only member, but whatever. I'm here for you. Not really, don't call me.
1,248 followers |

Paul Sharp

I once owned a pair of trainers that lasted 11 years before falling apart, so don't talk to me about commitment.
1,243 followers |

Garry St

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
1,217 followers |

Dawn

Just the girl next door, living the american dream..
1,177 followers |

Diana Tiffany Lerra

Just a girl who loves a boy... I love the little things in life the most! Oh, & I'll follow back if you're not a robot ;D
1,157 followers |

Myke

I love Orange Soda
1,128 followers |

Our Mate Dave

The barrel chested dancing Ninja of (the returning) RANTandDICK fame. And NOTHING like Christopher Biggins. Also part time fiery liberal.
1,108 followers |

José Ferreira

Originally from Brazil,
1,083 followers |

Carlo Hartelucci

say hello to my little friend
1,056 followers |

Alex

Small town Southern man. Stands for Uncle Sam. Huge college football fan - Hook'em Horns! Golf fanatic & passionate about horses. Hopscotch King -- J/K!!
1,053 followers |

Conner Zapata

A sapiosexual mandroid who is consistently funny enough to get just under ten stars. -[c]Z
1,046 followers |

Charles D.

The missing Link. Ego canis malus.
1,040 followers |

Baron Barmy Bonkers

Bio this, bio that and a bio of the other.
1,028 followers |

Betty Von Black

The only thing I am afraid of is dying before I've had the chance to raise enough Hell to change the whole fucking world.
1,005 followers |

Ted Walsh

Envrionmental scientist, eternal optimist, fan of carpe diem. Lover of music!
933 followers |

BoobsThatTalk

It's like the Vagina Monologues, for tits.
924 followers |

ugly websites

886 followers |

Glynn™©

Self-proclaimed: •Hero •Stunt Double •Great Whistler •Great Laugher •Great Listener. These are the views of Glynn™ & not of my iPhone 4S
880 followers |

Faith Crawford

I could be A, i could be C, multiple choice i don't want to B.... What's wrong with being a nobody, that nobody knows that has nobodies?
822 followers |

Mr. Mikowski

Making life into a series of refined knock knock jokes
742 followers |

Anthony

Bio, hmm something funny and enticing. It has to say I'm awesome in some way..... Oh fuck it I'm too douchey to be clever
738 followers |

Grove Vee

World wide douche fighter
735 followers |

Prince Ali, to you!

Sarcasist/Wordsmith/Gentleman who has the patience of a Saint&mouth of a Sailor. Want something sugar-coated? Eat fuckin' donuts. Got problem(s)? 1-800-GO-FYS
695 followers |

Mike Martin

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