Comedy And Satire
Ellen DeGeneres
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.9,371,388 followers | Follow
Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton is the creator and writer of one of the most famous websites in the world. And he also loves music - a lot!4,502,106 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger3,896,622 followers | Follow
Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.3,056,370 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician. You can find me here and at Stevemartin.com.2,246,596 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcas, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV. God, No! - book1,742,581 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,742,149 followers | Follow
Neil Gaiman
will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.1,685,146 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,158,282 followers | Follow
The Daily Show
Jon Stewart and The Best F#@king News Team Ever take on the news with highlights, full episodes and more!636,032 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.574,559 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.268,712 followers | Follow
Laughing Squid
An online resource for art, culture and technology run by editor-in-chief and head curator @ScottBeale.261,601 followers | Follow
Rick Mercer
When you're looking for something to do online twitter rickmercer! Twittering since 2008237,628 followers | Follow
Luke Romyn
Serial smartass. Author of the best selling horror novel, THE DARK PATH, and new action-thriller, BLACKLISTED. BEYOND HADES coming soon!164,950 followers | Follow
BP Public Relations
This page exists to get BP's message and mission statement out into the twitterverse!158,848 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.122,266 followers | Follow
The Fake CNN
News, studies, polls, facts, and jokes... with a twist! **Not affiliated with CNN**121,909 followers | Follow
Dan tanner
Writer, Stocks, Options, Twitter, a nice person. .cutting edge humor, thought provoking tweets and valuable info117,750 followers | Follow
Paul Corrigan
NYC Stand Up Comedian / Comedy Writer. Follow my comedy on XM / Sirius Radio; I love to play guitar, perform Stand Up Comedy & time travel.113,529 followers | Follow
David Voth
Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.100,254 followers | Follow
Museum Nerd
Museums. Art. History. Art History. Education. Museology. Historiography. Logophilia. Punnery. I often post as I explore museum exhibits. I am a museum nerd.87,927 followers | Follow
Robert Llewellyn
conflicted wet liberal, amateur nerd, and every few years Kryten in Red Dwarf. also a bit of an electric vehicle fan79,266 followers | Follow
Roger McNamee
Music with lots of buzz. Invented the Twittercast concert! Join us on Facebook as well: http://www.facebook.com/moonalice71,908 followers | Follow
Christine Gambito
71,581 followers | Follow
Susan Cooper
Hi I'm Susan from NC, Social Media Enthusiast & Strategist. I create social media campaigns to help build awareness. ♥ Music, Movies & More!67,256 followers | Follow
Mandy Stadtmiller
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin52,046 followers | Follow
The Expert
Forget WIKAFREAKINPEDIA ! You wanna know what's WHAT? Just ask me and I'll tell ya.49,322 followers | Follow
Ken Newman
Film and Stage Actor, Trade Show Presenter, Corporate Entertainer, Writer, Magician, Photographer, or whatever people will pay me to do, w/in reason49,079 followers | Follow
Trading Goddess
CEO of the stock market site http://www.TradingGoddess.com. Entrepreneur, business consultant, Democrat, inventor! Adores pizza, warm weather, and wit!43,025 followers | Follow
Eric Pilon-Bignell
Founder of LAUNCH (1can/pack of @launchgum=7nrgDrinks). A can of LAUNCH GUM a day, keeps the doctor away....39,539 followers | Follow
ScottBrandonHoffman
TV Host, Comedian, Writer, Producer, Inspirational Speaker, Visionary, And Entertainer. Into Rattling cages, Truth, Raw Foods, Fitness, Yoga, & Shenanigans39,150 followers | Follow
rhys howell
I'm currently in Beta. Half-Arsed Blogger. Routing for Wales in #6nations. Lets get TGTHR. Le temps détruit tout35,012 followers | Follow
Lydia Cornell
People's Choice Award, AFI, Star ABC's Too Close for Comfort w/ Ted Knight; HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm; 250 shows, Kelsey Grammer-Bill Zucker Show; Robert Downe32,916 followers | Follow
Derek Haines
Author, storyteller, Aussie and Swiss. 'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' Douglas Adams.32,737 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.30,670 followers | Follow
Harv Griffin - Extrusion Trouble-Shooter; Published Novelist; http://favstar.fm/users/hg47/recent Former Recording Artist; #140Art for kicks.
30,280 followers | Follow
Paula Brett
Marketer, Web Host, Writer, Blogger, Actor, Singer, Footy mum, Voddie Glugger, Legend in My Own Lunchtime29,556 followers | Follow
Chris Ingham Brooke
For environmentalists who don't take themselves too seriously29,485 followers | Follow
purplehayz
Husband, father, love to travel, write music and read. Make computers do things. Oh, I manage a software development team #hashtagmafia27,347 followers | Follow
Chuck McIntosh
Vancouver entrepreneur, restaurateur, marketing geek, adventurer, beverage chap... @pourhouse_van @pizzeriafarina http://www.linkedin.com/in/chuckmac24,977 followers | Follow
Barracks O'Bama
Intelligent Drivel 4 The Drivelatti. Politically independent. Red Sox, pickled herring, cuss words, eclectic thoughts,'n Stuff. Spammers will be incinerated.24,269 followers | Follow
Ruth Zoarets
I'm one of the Co-Founders & VP marketing for TwitterAnalyzer http://twitteranalyzer.com/23,990 followers | Follow
Scott Dallas
I'm going to tweet whether you follow me or not. I always have a lot on my mind21,017 followers | Follow
I AM THAT I AM!
I'm not an atheist. I am an anti-irrationalist, Bible-bullshit-bomber, slayer of supernatural-thought, bane of the stupidstitious, I am a Counter- Evangelist!20,963 followers | Follow
Joseph Cannizzaro
Ask no questions, find no answers, live with problems. FYI: I tweet a lot. :)19,304 followers | Follow
Richard Reeve
Director of Development at The Family Foundation School. Candidate at the C. G. Jung Institute of New York. Husband. Father. Hiker.18,967 followers | Follow
Rick London
Married 2 my LOVE @LeeHillerLondon. Causes:Children Animals Green.Likes Nature Hiking Books. Writer Designer Cartoonist. Goofy Vegan Mountain ManWithABrand.com18,025 followers | Follow
Chris Blake
L.A. musician, dad, hubby. Hobbies include Family Guy and peace on earth. Working with those who help protect kids online.17,043 followers | Follow
Mount/MT DORA Sushi
Mt.Dora, Fl's only SUSHI bar w/ live music & Beer towers in our OutDoor BEER GARDEN.. Our tweeter- Eric15,724 followers | Follow
Don Millard
Sardonic Writer and Artist, Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, Comedy and All Things Irish14,460 followers | Follow
Khayyam Wakil
Ideation | Designer | Consultant | Wordsmith | Comedian | Photo Clicker | Habitual Line-Stepper || Thynk Taynk | IQMZ | ATG //Made in Canada ♥ #hashtagmafia14,275 followers | Follow
icehousecomedyclub
Follow Us to find out about Famous comedians, Comedy Show Specials, Free Tickets...and more!13,894 followers | Follow
The Animated Woman
JC Little; mom, animator, humorist... hilarious public speaker and social media minx. Get the PICTURE.13,581 followers | Follow
Mirijam Rosenast
Bling-,Animal-,Anime/Manga-& SocialMedia-Lover.I love the weird, the funny & the strange. Gadgets,Design,Stories & People #BA75 Facebook http://bit.ly/cRc8pc13,182 followers | Follow
Anon Bestman
V proud to have been best man for my best mate. He made me SWEAR no pranks before wedding. UPDATE: Each *job* now sponsored by men's wedding mag @iamstaggered.12,624 followers | Follow
Elayne Boosler
Comic, writer, bi-coastal, founder Tails of Joy animal rescue/advocacy nationwide non-profit. www.tailsofjoynet.12,321 followers | Follow
Robert of Loxley
I enjoy thinking. Searching for funny-witty tweets. My goal is to tickle chuckles out of your throat. and love it when you do that to me. Go ahead, make my day.11,424 followers | Follow
Best Church of God
We read the bible so you don't have to. (BCOG=satire of religion)11,409 followers | Follow
jhillstephens
Twitters Official Sugar Ambassador. Southern girl. Some call me the Sugar Jedi. My feed is full of sugar & wit.I will make your tweets sweet!Writer.Talk sugar.11,292 followers | Follow
LEIGH K CUNNINGHAM
Writer, lawyer, general dogsbody who likes it hot - the weather that is, and food. Australian living in Singapore11,025 followers | Follow
fantomaster
Dominating the Search Engines Since 1999. Industrial-strength cloaker. Link building. SEO software developer. Black, white and grey hat geek. Kraut control.10,358 followers | Follow
Kevin Sherman
I help people use video to connect with others and I like to write songs.10,280 followers | Follow
David Bailey
Psychology, Singularity, The Brain, Pool, Chess, Reading, Blues, Science, Animals, Bare feet, Veggie, Curling (yes true) and the Unusual9,729 followers | Follow
bethmcshane
I hate to clean my house, so I spend my time here instead......9,310 followers | Follow
Amanda Chapel
See Strumpette.com or contact me directly at chapel@strumpette.com8,133 followers | Follow
Christine Marlow
Illustrator, Wife, Mom to 2 Beautiful Boys on the Autism Spectrum! I have a Art Blog with FREE Images for you to download and use in your own art projects!7,593 followers | Follow
Darla a.k.a. Missy
Wild but yet conservative (not my political view)! Adult Swim Hostess of @TheDarlaShow Sundays at 10pm CST!7,239 followers | Follow
Debbie Heiser
Applied Developmental Psychologist, Researcher, and Blogger for ImagineAge www.imagineage.com http://www.facebook.com/pages/ImagineAge/1817073602516,529 followers | Follow
Terry Villars
I am an average person who is eclectic, have an odd sense of humor & like to laugh at my own jokes6,299 followers | Follow
Debbie Winkler Estes
mom,grandmom,gardener, APA and VNEA pool player, animal lover,sports fanatic, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Missing-William-F-DiSilvestro-IV-Billy-D/211082325615,973 followers | Follow
Ryan Moehring
The Fried Twinkie Manifesto - Amazon.com bestselling book of humorous stories & essays by the Midwest's white trash Sedaris.5,774 followers | Follow
Chrissy Yates
I am a cool freeken Chick. 1st Yr Psyche student, former radio dj,writer, In love with @PatriotRob1394 Mom, Guitarist, Poet, Band Blogger.5,602 followers | Follow
Rob Cottingham
Social media enabler (@socialsignal). Noise to Signal cartoonist (@ntos). Humorist. Speaker. Sweetie of @awsamuel. Believer in the wide-open web.5,005 followers | Follow
That's An Old Joke!
Tag your jokes and one lines as #ThatsAnOldJoke and I will RT. I always follow back.4,665 followers | Follow
Paul Craig
Part-time blogger, author of children's books, writer of fantasy fiction. Author of While You Are Sleeping (available on iBooks, Nook and Amazon Kindle).4,491 followers | Follow
Jamie Marie T.
Life appreciator. Library techie. Zumba instructor. Newbie actress. Sunshine, music, humor, & wellness. Book, wine, photography, arts & theatre enuthasist.3,799 followers | Follow
Steve Young
Writer for Late Show with David Letterman. Photographer of celebrities and old gum. Guitar picker, whisky drinker, vertebrate, mammal, primate, simian.3,352 followers | Follow
Traci Jones Rios
Silly, fun-loving chick who adores animals and attempts to make the most out of life. Huge music fanatic, movie buff, nature lover and Auburn fan. War Eagle!2,762 followers | Follow
Roy Manterfield
Bio by daughter: 'Little old grey haired, hunchbacked, mumbling nerd' Accurate, but sadly failed to incorporate ‘chocolate’ :^)2,503 followers | Follow
Cerrome Russell
Stand Up Comedian.Contact Nikki Franklin of Talent Plus: nikki@talent-plus.com or 314-421-94002,392 followers | Follow
Happysoul (◕‿◕)
Global citizen.Wandering soul.Infinite quest for humour espoused by uncontrolled bursts of mad sanity. Let loose in IRL but back now tweeting. YAY!!2,350 followers | Follow
Janet Alexander
Me = Smart Mouth & Fat Ass, Producer, Social Media Mainliner, Writer, Artist--I nibble on brilliance…because I'm already full of it.2,302 followers | Follow
comicriffs
The Washington Post's resident geek -- recovering syndicated cartoonist MICHAEL CAVNA -- covers all things comics culture. Send tips to: comicriffs@washpost.com2,203 followers | Follow
Worst-Case Scenario
Chronicle Books’ best-selling Worst-Case Scenario® series: Need to land a plane? Fend off a shark? Graduating & facing “what next?!”? We’re here, for you.2,166 followers | Follow
Sherrie GG
If you can't say anything nice about anyone, come right over here and sit by me. Rule 1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule 2: It is ALL small stuff.1,970 followers | Follow
Heather Lauer
Bacon is the Best Meat Ever! I've been a bacon eater since the 1970s, a bacon blogger since 2005, and I'm the author of Bacon: A Love Story (Harper 2009).1,868 followers | Follow
dwayne perkins
funny guy. writes funny blogs. tells funny jokes. wants everyone to be happy and good1,712 followers | Follow
Deborah Klein
Married to a guy who makes me laugh. Mom of 8, g'mom of 8, artist, writer, collector of strange people, lover of God.1,687 followers | Follow
Rick Broussard
Editor of New Hampshire Magazine and the NH Pulp Fiction paperback series, Father, Husband, Puppeteer, Rationalizer, Sinner, Ukulele Player, Chicken Farmer1,290 followers | Follow
Laura Rainey
creative jane-of-all-trades; graphic designer; digital media director; wearing the geek label with pride.1,236 followers | Follow
leia in la la land
Former advertising director/copywriter turned OCD news junkie.1,131 followers | Follow
Jacques Arsenault
D.C.-based Jacques-of-all-Trades, with interests in education, public affairs/org strategy, social justice, politics, cooking, and sports.1,098 followers | Follow
Scott Oliver
Constitution over collectivism. Guffaws over gore. Crosswords over lacrosse. Z4 over H2. Bow ties over bike shorts. Stout over lager. Spaghetti over sprouts.1,002 followers | Follow
Mike Duffy
979 followers | Follow
keeperoffire
love to laugh have fun, friendly and real. here to meet others and share life, love and laughter.926 followers | Follow
whoisagentzero
I don't play around nor do I eff around - and you can tell by the bodies that are left around.896 followers | Follow
ugly websites
875 followers | Follow
Oscar Keith
Stand up comedy, comedy writing, sleeping, etc. King of Late Night in Liechtenstein.761 followers | Follow
Angela Mahler
Helping you shine with handmade semi-precious and silver beaded artisan jewelry.758 followers | Follow
John F. Kennedy
I'm a Senator from Massachusetts vying to become your 35th President.674 followers | Follow
HolyJaffaCake
Hubby, Daddy and Victor Meldrew wannabe. I make things happen, but not like Paul Daniels. Life's too short to be afraid - step into the sun.663 followers | Follow
Girl on the Verge
The random thoughts and amusing true stories of my life as a single, forty-something, professional mom.503 followers | Follow
LOL Really?!
Laugh. Learn. Join us on the family safe website! G-Rated Youtube videos and more. Updated at least once everyday.390 followers | Follow
Subourbon Wife
I write about motherhood in recovery, living in the South, and other people's business367 followers | Follow
Scott Case
Late 30's budding triathlete, political junkie, foodie, oenophile and purveyor of snark. Self-aware enough to call self out when being an idiot.229 followers | Follow
Mark Rapaport
I write satirical news articles...and I do stand-up. Only at night, though. See for yourself: http://youtu.be/yc1ZepqbQII208 followers | Follow
Deborah Heiser
Married into a jewish family. A shiksa figuring it all out - in-laws, kids, and life in general...117 followers | Follow
RaisdOnCanadianRadio
Featuring 1 song from 1 Uniquely Canadian Artist per day100 followers | Follow
CAPTCHA Fail
Tweet us with your CAPTCHA failures (those squiggly words that masquerade as "security codes" on Web forms). Join the Campaign to Kill CAPTCHA.13 followers | Follow
