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Funny Or Die

We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.
3,964,216 followers |

Stephen Colbert

3,491,807 followers |

Justin

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
3,048,416 followers |

Jason Sweeney

limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.
1,145,739 followers |

BestAt: The Best @'s

Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2008. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.
1,017,949 followers |

Michele Catalano

I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.
938,822 followers |

hodgman

All you need to know about wine, wealth, sports, and the end of the world.
716,575 followers |

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
588,805 followers |

Bo Burnham

i'm one of Dan Brown's ghost writers or something.
506,274 followers |

Funny One Liners

One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.
464,866 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
286,589 followers |

Merlin Mann

I'm the best 17-year-old ever.
213,267 followers |

John Gruber

Raconteur.
201,810 followers |

Graham Linehan

I apologise in advance.
182,632 followers |

funny humour

cracking ribs from back in the day with the best jokes on twitter...feel free to please send me jokes...ill retweet.
157,446 followers |

NathansReality

〰 Follow, Retweet & Enjoy! 〰 #TeamHabesha [My Facebook] → http://fb.me/NathansReality
134,162 followers |

Meeting Boy

I hate my job.
129,933 followers |

caprice crane

Novelist/Screenwriter/TV Writer
121,966 followers |

Bob Tzu

Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu
93,720 followers |

Steven Winterburn

【ツ】 Will follow back! Posts quotes, facts, jokes etc. some new some old. CURRENTLY HIT FOLLOW LIMIT, PLEASE BE PATIENT 【ツ】
75,303 followers |

Daily Show Fans

A Twitter fix for Daily Show Fans! We are not affiliated with the awesomeness that is Comedy Central.
69,225 followers |

Jelisa Castrodale

Writer for NBCSports.com and the just-launched msnNOW. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.
64,600 followers |

Amy Jane Gruber

You can't resist her, she's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home.
58,658 followers |

dahara

Just a big believer. I love animals and do rescue work with them. For those who need twitter help contact me daharaconsulting@gmail.com
54,605 followers |

@SarahJL

Always wacky, I went off the deep end and started doing standup. Husband teaches Improv and Standup. Follow @SarahJL for more of my personal updates :)
45,091 followers |

Joshua Allen

cockblocking beats
43,526 followers |

Lucky Shirt

Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.
37,245 followers |

Weird Ralph

Official Twitter page for WeirdRalph: Jokes, humorous life observations, and games from our sister site, SkunkSoup.com
36,676 followers |

Paul

PC Tech and consultant...Security Dude...Plus I am brightening your day with some recycled jokes...like a DJ but for jokes
36,523 followers |

Adam Lisagor

Proprietor of sandwichvideo.com, youlooknicetoday.com, and adamlisagor.com. So many websites!
34,528 followers |

matt

twitter user
34,334 followers |

MJ

I'm in a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it. and I'm married.
29,130 followers |

Niki

I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
28,839 followers |

oldfunnyjoker

We find the best videos for our youtube subscribers! 134k subs and counting!
24,529 followers |

Scott Simpson

Shame is sexy
21,591 followers |

Chris Illich

I truly believe in donating BLOOD//I help save lives
20,734 followers |

Stephanie

I was born with a tail! If I had been born in India, I would have been worshiped, instead of having it cut off and scorned as a genetic freak. J/K
18,095 followers |

Fun Quotes

Bio...really? WTF do you think this is - An interview?
16,571 followers |

ruthakers

I had kids. So you didn't have to.
15,645 followers |

Rex Huppke

A guy who writes stuff for money. Huge fan of hypocrisy. Also available on http://www.witstream.com.
14,500 followers |

lafix

Well groomed anarchist.
12,998 followers |

S Diddler

Professional Stupid Bitch. Also an Author, an Asshole and an Aspiring Alliteration Aficionado. http://amzn.to/ZOPbook
11,160 followers |

JerryThomas

Nicer than a junk yard dog.
10,425 followers |

RoughDiction

I'm pretty exited about you reading this.
10,049 followers |

Adam Isacson

I work at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_wola.
9,943 followers |

Josh Hopkins

father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.
9,432 followers |

Deals and Coupons

The Deals Plus - The Hottest Deals and Coupon on Twitter.
9,379 followers |

Avery Edison

Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math. a@averyedison.com
9,291 followers |

JD Crowe

A cartoonist should be obscene and not heard. http://www.facebook.com/CroweToons You can also follow me at @crowetoons
8,484 followers |

Theresa

I collect graduate degrees and complain about things.
8,483 followers |

Michael Pierce

I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.
8,176 followers |

iamnotdiddy™

Aspiring daddy blogger.
8,120 followers |

Jonathan Sloan

The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.
7,854 followers |

U Laugh

It's all about making U Laugh. We love jokes & comedy. Follow us - we'll follow back. Re-tweet us - we'll add you to our list of re-tweeters :)
7,723 followers |

Ben Brooks

Comic, musician, writer, father & student. I write jokes and non-jokes. If that scares you, don't follow. http://www.witstream.com.
7,695 followers |

Doctor Zaius

Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are
7,376 followers |

Joe Schmitt

the second T is silent
7,302 followers |

comedybot

I like jokes, PLZ RT YOUR FAVORITES or @comedybot with jokes you want added to the database
6,819 followers |

The Night Stalker

Writer, actor, cotton candy vendor, night stalker and killer tomato.
6,760 followers |

Beth

You should be getting me a drink now.
6,700 followers |

ms. diagnosed

Mother, daughter, carnivore, social drunk, shit talker, flirt and procrastinator du jour
6,375 followers |

blondediva11

I enjoy breathing.
6,101 followers |

SeoulBrother

Half Seoul. All Brother. Part of the AmericanDrink.net crew.
5,938 followers |

Debbie Winkler Estes

mom,grandmom,gardener, APA and VNEA pool player, animal lover,sports fanatic, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Missing-William-F-DiSilvestro-IV-Billy-D/21108232561
5,867 followers |

Miss_Cook

If I fit my entire life bio into one line, I'm never gonna get that book deal. Boobies.
5,717 followers |

Stephanie

Hey, turtleface. Want a peanut? sprattacus [at] gmail
5,654 followers |

Bailey Siewert

I am very opinionated when it comes to murals.
5,601 followers |

Norm

I'm fake BS principle on everything in life. I live in my head. I like card tricks. For entertainment purposes only.
5,256 followers |

Derek

I write because they won't let me play with the scissors anymore.
5,180 followers |

yer joking

If you can't take a joke, don't follow me. ;-) If you have a joke, send it to me.
4,940 followers |

Henry Birdseye

Chicago UX guy enjoys technology, burritos.
4,921 followers |

duty

certified bullshit technician. psssst...these are jokes, dummies.
4,753 followers |

Ari Scott

Writer at UCB. Photography. Piano. Instagram.
4,559 followers |

Jeff Kelley

I eat a ton of chicken, like inhumane amounts. I think aircraft carriers are neat and I appreciate a good shirt tuck-in. Writer and communications person.
4,509 followers |

Wade

As seen in the audience of many 1990s talk shows.
4,343 followers |

Nick Alias Plemur

Cerebrity. plaidlemur[at]gmail.com
4,279 followers |

best girl betty

sour cream and onion glitter
4,173 followers |

Chris Pinckney

Sorry about that last tweet.
4,106 followers |

❑ Remiel

Torn between health and wellness or wealth and hellness. Homeless on purpose. Also Remiel on Instagram.
4,078 followers |

Modat

**frat-boy lewdness** -The New Yorker
4,021 followers |

Jane

She's come undone.
3,643 followers |

Tiffany

Misunderstood Southern belle.
3,609 followers |

Alex

You think you saw me licking the salt out of the inside of a bag of potato chips? Okay, that might have been me
3,584 followers |

Miss Creant

I am a symphony of contradictions.
3,390 followers |

Peter

If you believe any of this you're probably in the wrong Facebook.
3,388 followers |

Luke in hellondon

Making orphans and single mothers feel better about their predicament for over 10 years.
3,358 followers |

poop finger

attn: midgets, religious folk, fatties, other weird fuckers & cops: i say mean things. there's yer disclaimer. fuckititude aplenty.
3,190 followers |

Ben Waugh

snail mail direct marketer getting on twitter...scary thought
3,023 followers |

Jen Oslislo

Some commie lesbo.
2,960 followers |

Tony Delgrosso

Writer. Author. Editor. Nerd-about-town.
2,827 followers |

Jordan Peterson

FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer.
2,697 followers |

David Leibowitz

Trying to decide on a bio. Right now, I'm partial to Abraham Lincoln's.
2,657 followers |

Girl11

Professional Wanderer. Part-time SuperHero Part-time SuperZero. Writer. Lover of mustard.
2,580 followers |

Chris Hessel

It is my personal mission to empower others to live the life of their dreams
2,403 followers |

technopriest5

I clearly left my self esteem in my other pants.
2,373 followers |

Drew (Not a Guy) H

...and then before I knew it I had awesome all over me. I'm never going to get this out.
1,994 followers |

Josh S

http://favstar.fm/users/jorshuwah
1,864 followers |

Troy

{∅}
1,803 followers |

Indé Fjölnir

And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.
1,467 followers |

George

Everything I learned in life, I learned from George Carlin. With respect and great care taken to bring you ACTUAL George Carlin quotes and wisdom
1,345 followers |

S Dub

Kindergarten Report Card: Enjoys nappy time. Does not play well with other children.
1,308 followers |

Karen

Who ARE these people?
1,254 followers |

FarkerPeaceboy

It's all too beautiful.
1,224 followers |

ACE in your hole

I'm just a girl who happens to be a bitchy, offensive, sarcastic jackass.
988 followers |

reverendross

Some guy.
696 followers |

Tom Miles

Jokes / Gags / Pranks / One Liners and anything funny
661 followers |

Molly

I'm a liberal, Mac obsessed, twenty-something vegetarian who eats a lot of bagels and occasionally does origami.
436 followers |

TheBestQuotes

315 followers |

Luke

Here's a fun trust exercise! Give me your facebook password.
218 followers |

plasmar

I caused global warming. Sorry.
187 followers |

Momwheresmy?...

Ask me about my roadkill recipes and why I still love the minty crispness of a good vintage lead paint chip. Don't judge.
163 followers |

Princess

Allergy notice; This account may contain nuts
58 followers |

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