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Neil Gaiman
will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.1,721,733 followers | Follow
Evan Williams
Farm boy from Nebraska. Husband and father. Co-founder of Twitter. Partner at @ObviousCorp1,482,055 followers | Follow
John Dickerson
Political correspondent Slate magazine/Political Director CBS News1,374,849 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,145,759 followers | Follow
Michele Catalano
I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.938,850 followers | Follow
Roger Ebert
Film critic since time immemorial. My blog: http://j.mp/51Rkoe644,795 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.588,722 followers | Follow
Alison Agosti
Writer. From that boring, middle-class upbringing that everyone has been talking about.230,854 followers | Follow
Tim Berners-Lee
Director of the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) w3.org, the place to agree on web standards. Founded webfoundation.org - let the web serve humanity69,506 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the just-launched msnNOW. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.64,587 followers | Follow
Amy Jane Gruber
You can't resist her, she's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home.58,658 followers | Follow
Marco Arment
Creator of Instapaper. Writer. Podcaster. Coffee enthusiast. Formerly of Tumblr.38,322 followers | Follow
Lucky Shirt
Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.37,200 followers | Follow
Alex Payne
CTO, Simple. Programmer, writer, secular humanist, beverage enthusiast.35,332 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
Proprietor of sandwichvideo.com, youlooknicetoday.com, and adamlisagor.com. So many websites!34,528 followers | Follow
Mike Monteiro
This is a personal account and does not reflect the opinions of my boss, who is an asshole.30,508 followers | Follow
Dr. Joy Davidson
Author: Psychology of Joss Whedon/Fearless Sex/Joy Spot Sex Ed Videos. Psychotherapist/SexTherapist; SciFi & Pop-Cultr fan, Artist, Health Nut, Foodie, Trader28,529 followers | Follow
Steve Jenson
Memetics Advisor. Twitter Engineer, Emeritus. Sports Agent to the Stars. TUVBTldISUxFLCBJTiBCQVNFNjQu14,460 followers | Follow
Micki Krimmel
Founder of NeighborGoods.net and skater with LA Derby Dolls.13,194 followers | Follow
apocryphal mat honan
Gizmodo senior reporter. Wired mag alum. Longshot Magazine co-founder. Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle creator. Juggalo. I give good Internet.13,141 followers | Follow
John Adams
Security Team Lead @ Twitter, keynote speaker on ops, web performance enthusiast, photographer, sound guy, one man entertainment machine.10,511 followers | Follow
Faruk Ateş
Designer, developer, entreprenerd. I like making better products, and products better. Co-founder of @four53.10,304 followers | Follow
Sara Chipps
Just a girl, standing in front of a compiler, asking it to love her. Developer in Chief at @levoleague. Made @GirlDevelopIT and @perfect_basics. #levolove9,955 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,431 followers | Follow
Avery Edison
Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math. a@averyedison.com9,291 followers | Follow
Melissa Gira Grant
Sex, technology, politics (writing for AlterNet, Glamour, Guardian). Ed. Coming & Crying (glasshousespress.com)8,361 followers | Follow
Rex Sorgatz
Strategist, writer, entrepreneur, designer, advisor, consultant, creative technologist, gadfly, and dilettante.8,222 followers | Follow
Andreea Berghea
Music Director/Radio DJ on KissFM Romania, weekdays 10-13 7,732 followers | Follow
Colleen Wainwright
Pushing the c*cksucking boulder up the motherf*cking hill.6,585 followers | Follow
Andre Torrez
I ♥ software, I ⚡ software. I make @mlkshk, laterspam.org, simpleform.com, and grampa.co.6,202 followers | Follow
Anna Frenkel
beatnik meets puckhead. born in the ussr, raised in brooklyn. @foursquare's marketing manager.5,746 followers | Follow
Courtney Reimer
Editor-in-chief at TLC/Discovery. Views, gaffes, toilet humor my own.4,600 followers | Follow
Jeff Kelley
I eat a ton of chicken, like inhumane amounts. I think aircraft carriers are neat and I appreciate a good shirt tuck-in. Writer and communications person.4,509 followers | Follow
Jason Permenter
Designer at @muledesign. Host of America's favorite podcast: Hour of Pour. Married to @rascouet, who is hot.4,362 followers | Follow
Chris Velazquez
Screenwriter. Los Angeles. Ever heard of Lawrence Of Arabia? That wasn't me. Also the commissioner of retrobaseball.tumblr.com4,142 followers | Follow
Indefensible
I wouldn't read this. Especially if you know me. The opinions are my own, and the jokes are terrible.4,140 followers | Follow
Maya Yes Silver Boyd
Love languages. Hate zombies. Work happily at @Aviary. Oh yeah, and most of my tweets are about Meat Loaf. I have a lot to say about Meat Loaf.4,070 followers | Follow
Melissa Sconyers
I read The New Yorker. Which might be the only sure thing in my life.3,737 followers | Follow
Rod Begbie
Cantankerous Scots git. Co-founder of Offline Labs, creators of @Sosh. “Devastatingly sexy, but he does tend to put fake quotes in his bio” —New York Times.3,653 followers | Follow
Kaye Talise
I don't like celery and I dress like a bee. Insomniac. Actress. Mainly working on perfecting the craft of acting sane.3,428 followers | Follow
Victoria Marinelli
A work in fragmentary progress. Feminist, proud mama, writer, Quaker, monogamous bisexual, mistake artist. Puts the 'strange' in estrangement.3,371 followers | Follow
Pantse Macabre
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Racquel Welch.3,140 followers | Follow
Jay Hathaway
(A writer.) Currently: Geek Editor at The Daily What. Interviewer at Suicide Girls. Other wordy things. Formerly: Urlesque and Download Squad editor.3,094 followers | Follow
Erin Margrethe
Expat Californian living in Melbourne since 2006. I'm your friendly neighborhood nail lady.2,755 followers | Follow
Mixmaster L.A. Dawn
Singer. Ukulele plinker. Joke maker. Cheese lover. Laundry avoider. Pastry Chef.2,748 followers | Follow
Jordan Peterson
FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer.2,697 followers | Follow
ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs
These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications.2,672 followers | Follow
brittney gilbert
Two-time Associated Press Mark Twain award winner and waitress. I write things down.2,636 followers | Follow
Kerry-Anne Gilowey
Content strategist, drummer, guitarist, belly-dancer, cat-snuggler, whiskey-drinker, traveller, Pearl Jam fangirl, ADHDer, knitter, hip replacement survivor.2,398 followers | Follow
Some Crazy Chick
a little crazy a little lovely a little goofy a little wild a little nerdy2,353 followers | Follow
Sean Hussey
Ruby, Rails, Agile, Husband, Father, Geek, SCUBA. Also, tall. Not in that order. Discuss.2,233 followers | Follow
Leah Reich
Recovering PhD, ethnographer. Le jazz hot and pickpocketess of the heart. I livetweet my commutes. Every day. http://www.ohheygreat.com2,143 followers | Follow
Alexander Repty
Mac & iOS developer, the guy behind Lab Tick, Folio Case & Foodish2,090 followers | Follow
Steven Bonisteel
Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.1,954 followers | Follow
Jordon Meyer
jOrdOn with 2 O's! Aspiring billionaire / king. http://favstar.fm/users/jordonm eCommerce | SEM | PPC. From MKE to Minneapolis. Chocolate Milk Enthusiast.1,935 followers | Follow
mikemorrow
Don't take any of this seriously. Opinions expressed do not necessarily represent those of management. Tell it to the judge. Be careful out there.1,896 followers | Follow
Sarah Harrison
Director of UX at TaskRabbit. Likes the Internet, dogs, games, laughing, dancing, sleeping, and serial commas. Also likes cheese.1,723 followers | Follow
Becca Piano
Piano-player, dance accompanist, purveyor of nonsense, song parodist, Mad Haikuer, destroyer of words1,457 followers | Follow
vuokko aro
writer, designer, artist. student at media lab helsinki & the finnish academy of fine arts.1,301 followers | Follow
Detweiler, Brian
If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.1,244 followers | Follow
Rebecca Moi
Raised in cult, married/divorced military, ex stripper & librarian. Yep, got stories. Salsera #On2. #NaNoWriMo1,209 followers | Follow
Abby Spice
Tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing while dressed for Rio.1,135 followers | Follow
Rachelskirts
Lover of pirates, oompa loompas, leprechauns, hobbits, and this interweb thing.1,113 followers | Follow
Kyle Ridolfo
The Twitter equivalent of a really loud fucking foghorn or something.1,007 followers | Follow
may-li khoe
Design. DJ. Make pretty things. Dance. Take Photos. For my music stuff follow @djchinatumadre.808 followers | Follow
CAryn Loveless
Rocktographer, musician, singer, writer, collector of ideas, comedian, and all around odd girl.783 followers | Follow
Dawn Marie
Grad student, writer, photographer, collector. Exquisite; useless.744 followers | Follow
Allison M. Dickson
Author of creepy tales like Dust and Vermin. Podcaster and all around geek. I love random shit. The ease of my amusement is illegal in at least 12 states.525 followers | Follow
Suzanne C. Haggerty
Recovering newspaper copy editor turned technical writer. Utter geek. Reckless culinary adventurer with a bad case of the elsewheres.512 followers | Follow
OhSoSinister
Caffeine addict, comfort junkie, music enthusiast, word wrangler.445 followers | Follow
Not Not Chris
Married. Doesn't believe in umbrellas. Not really a fan of ice cream.443 followers | Follow
ShuffShuff
Contrary to popular suspicion, I maintain a rather healthy social life in the real world too.342 followers | Follow
Quinn Walker
Currently @Stanford. I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.313 followers | Follow
Colby Jordan
Activist, designer, dreamer, engineer, entrepreneur, futurist, inventor, listener, planner, scientist, traveller. Not in that order.199 followers | Follow
Matthew Culnane
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.193 followers | Follow
Kala Grace Grogg
too big for the whole state of tennessee: actor, improvisor, scenic painter, photographer, book reader, music listener, sleep talker extraordinaire191 followers | Follow
Aidin Miller
Everything that belongs to classic femininity in a top-shelf, high octane, cerebral and sensual package.187 followers | Follow
Madeline Kender
Artist, Actress, Math-Nerd, Flag-twirler, your regular girl-next-door.178 followers | Follow
Jon Abinante
It almost burns your eyes, it's so crisp. Bassist for @brokencities New EP out now! http://brokencities.com #meatcritic157 followers | Follow
Jimmy Kent
I rant, I rave, I misbehave, I pun, I rhyme, I totally forget what I was about to do... http://favstar.fm/users/thatsingingguy www.myspace.com/jimmykentmusic133 followers | Follow
Hate U. Awl
Don't think of me as a misanthrope. I'm a philanthrope with a rough kind of love towards humankind67 followers | Follow
Nicole MacStay
4 followers | Follow
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