Sara Benincasa
14,033 followers
http://www.sarabenincasa.com
Comedian, Writer, Author of Agorafabulous! http://amzn.to/qhPSSu
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I like to think @sarajbenincasa is one giant perpetual Twitter faux pas.
#whitewhinespritzers
Scratch 'n' sniff.
I will not shorten "true" to "tru," unless I am referring to the groundbreaking television achievement that was "Tru Calling."
@baratunde is funny and insightful and everyone ought to follow him. I mean it.
Don't try to psychoanalyze @CourtneyLoveUK. Just enjoy the ride. That's all I got, really. Sorry. Also, follow @sarajbenincasa. Okay? Awsumz.
Yes, if they Tweeted too much about stupid shit. This is also why people not unfrequently unfollow me.
I don't do "apps." Thanks. I'm a PC. I know there are apps for PC. I hate all of them.
My best Tweet is yet to come. Your support will help me create it, eventually, at some point.
Yes. Often. I say, just unfollow me, douchewad. Or kill yourself. Either way, I win!
Mostly to get people into bathtubs, on video.
Follow @sarajbenincasa. Tell @sarajbenincasa she is seen, known, and honored. Break up with their husbands.
I'd say the lure of getting people like @margaretcho, @neilgaiman, @jamesurbaniak and @amandapalmer into a bathtub on video is enough.
I doubt I would've gotten @neilgaiman, @margaretcho, @jamesurbaniak or @amandapalmer in a bathtub on video without out Twitter connection.
If not for Twitter, I would not know the terms "steampunk," "FML," or "hashtag."
Every time I Tweet, I extract one drop of blood--just one--from my index finger. I donate this drop of blood to the children.
Boutros-Boutros Ghali needs to get on this shit, yesterday.
Demi Moore would probably be the one. She's a fox. I want to steal some of her life-force and use it to improve my cheekbones.
I started Tweeting because I was wasting too much time communicating with family and friends about things of great import.
Pretzels, the wisdom of the Amish, Amish pretzels, the power of Christ, the morning-after Pill, homosexuals
Anything political, ever. That shit tickles my fancy.
#SaraBenincasasBookIsSoEffingGood
Not long. Not long at all.
