Deep Fried Tweets

Sofia Vergara

Modern Family!
2,189,329 followers |

Alyssa Milano

☮, ♥, and BASEBALL. I tweet a lot. Consider yourself forewarned. My other accounts➛ @AlyssaDotCom @TouchByAM!
2,079,260 followers |

Wil Wheaton

I'm just this guy, you know?
2,006,192 followers |

Duane Patterson

Radio's Duane Patterson - Producer of Hugh Hewitt's Show, host of Duane FM at www.hughniverse.com. On a quest for a million followers to bug @dickc.
528,472 followers |

Bill Zucker

NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST,COMEDIAN,ACTOR,ASTRONAUT from THE KELSEY GRAMMER BILL ZUCKER COMEDY HOUR/ GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS/ DOG BOUNTY HUNTER and much more.
449,823 followers |

Leo Laporte

Podcaster, broadcaster and tech pundit. The Tech Guy on the Premiere Radio Networks. Live at live.twit.tv For my link feed follow @links_for_twit
394,133 followers |

Jessica Northey

Sass, Wit & Straight from the Hip=ME! I love God, Family, Friends, Music, Radio & RealityTV. Join #CMchat 24/7 Country Music Community w/LIVE chat Mon 8-9pCT.
383,391 followers |

Lolly Daskal

Dedicated to bringing Heart Based Leadership to organizations and individuals. Consultant | Trainer | Coach | Speaker | Founder of #LeadFromWithin
304,860 followers |

Reg Saddler

Just a guy who loves Social Media, Tech, Photos and Humor. Want to know what our company does: The 1st Rule of Fightclub: you don't talk about Fightclub
221,387 followers |

✭✭ Derrol Connor ✮✭

There are three types of people in this world: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell happened.
142,894 followers |

Katrina Hill

Action Flick Chick reviews/interviews. Author of Action Movie Freak (Krause Pub.). MTV.com writer. G4 Next Woman of the Web. Sometimes I blog about your tweets.
139,041 followers |

Mario Marconi ◕‿◕

Bio diversity cheese maker who immatures with age... ageing like fine red wine.
127,289 followers |

Sebastian St. George

Producer, Filmmaker, Social Media Consultant, Twitter Addict, Organic Gardener, Fashion CEO, Change Agent, Brand Ambassador #MetalsRocker #Luminous #Rocker #Art
111,653 followers |

Jeremy Saville

Funny Filmmaker. Uplifting your spirit through transcendent comedy, joy and love. Let's laugh until our heads explode. Funny movies and blog- CinemaSaville.com
108,954 followers |

brooks bayne

in the trenches fighting the war against cultural marxism. american federalist, satirist, slayer of myth, debunker of hogwash. suck my cockiness. #tcot
102,642 followers |

Sheri Tingle

Professional speaker helping people fulfill personal and professional goals. Traveler who wants to see the world! Own a recording studio making beautiful music!
100,676 followers |

Kelsey Grammer

Frasier, Cheers and more
90,046 followers |

Gordon McCleary

Orig.from the inner city of Boston, Now enjoying and writing about the south. I am a Damn Yankee! (I stayed)
82,377 followers |

Daryl Cagle

DARYL CAGLE is msnbc.com’s cartoonist! Visit: http://cagle.com http://politicalcartoons.com http://cagle.com/app http://cartoonblog.msnbc.com
82,333 followers |

katharnavas

Mobile Enterprise Developer (Blackberry & Android), Web Developer (LAMP) & OpenSocial Application Developer. http://katharnavas.wordpress.com/
80,477 followers |

Steven Winterburn

【ツ】 Will follow back! Posts quotes, facts, jokes etc. some new some old. CURRENTLY HIT FOLLOW LIMIT, PLEASE BE PATIENT 【ツ】
75,299 followers |

Rich Currie

My mission is to empower and educate you with the knowledge to become successful in all areas of business by coaching, connecting, writing.
70,040 followers |

Jay Link

Lead Singer of LA Rock Band Death and Taxes, Indie Actor, Funny Guy. Our CD Inevitable is here! Click the link http://www.audiolife.com/Store/DeathandTaxes1
65,056 followers |

Chip Coffey

Psychic & Medium from TV's Psychic Kids, Paranormal State & Celebrity Ghost Hunt. Author of book, Growing Up Psychic. #NoFearNoDoubt #NoH8
62,830 followers |

Janne

I TWEET A LOT ! I followBack *:★* there's some ♪♫A♥M♥A♥Z♥I♥N♥G♪♫ #tweeters out there to follow {~_~} Follow me I don't know what I'm doing half the time :)
60,354 followers |

Nadia Parker

Supply Chain-Administrator, Part Time Model , Entrepreneur. My interest and fascinations are Personal Development, LOA and The 7 Laws Of The Universe.
60,221 followers |

Eric Jonas Swensson

News views ideas info. Connecting on purpose the old-fashioned way, one at a time. More me → @ejswensson Want more followers? See @SoundShoreMedia →
58,744 followers |

MONS†ER BRY†ON

Full time Governmen† Hooker. #TeamFollowBack
56,470 followers |

Edward Craig

Publisher of MIND MIRROR, Dr. Timothy Leary's software program for self-empowerment through enhanced mindfulness. Dedicated to consciousness-based solutions.
55,357 followers |

Funny Pics

Support us by Retweting. Mention me with your funny pics if u wanna get Retweeted. RETWEETED by @50Cents :) Instagram http://followgram.me/photosdisaster/
54,586 followers |

Richard Molden

Father, Corporate Advisor, Serial Entrepreneur, focused on the new.
46,777 followers |

Shelly Kramer

Marketing/brand strategist, idea generator, digital content magician, scribbler, information junkie. Luv MilkDuds+Beer. Member of Oversharers Anonymous.
46,359 followers |

Gina

Magnetic...
43,998 followers |

debra cincioni

Mom, Entrepreneur, Technology addict, Musician, Positive.Never Underestimate A Mother! #BA75 https://www.facebook.com/DebraCincioni Join me here & on Google+
41,225 followers |

Chris Luzader

Technology freak. Internet nut. Impartial idealist. Interested in psychology and philosophy. Enjoys photography. Seeks éclat. Sun hater; snow lover. Life liver.
39,578 followers |

Saleh Al Braik

I do what I do, to stop the stereotype. I do what I do, to break the mould. I do it all, as a Proud Emirati. {Founder of @ThinkUpGCC}
37,939 followers |

Tomo Iwanami 岩波吾猛

Owns a car exporting company. Also loves basketball. Check my facebook page, URL somewhere. Interesting stuff would be posted, so go like it !
37,475 followers |

Paul

PC Tech and consultant...Security Dude...Plus I am brightening your day with some recycled jokes...like a DJ but for jokes
36,523 followers |

♡ Malcolm Jackson

I love people. We're all totally sweet beneath the other stuff. I make films.
35,443 followers |

Jason Escape

Escape Artist and Reality Engineer in Boston. I travel the world performing. Follow me for fun, inspiration and cool stuff. Comedy writer. Beware of tangents.
35,242 followers |

Ariaa Jaeger

Founder Love Outloud Movement, Official Love Ambassador, People Magnet, Philosopher, Author Ariaaisms & AriaaQuotes, http://Ariaa.com
35,174 followers |

Derek Haines

Author, storyteller, Aussie and Swiss. 'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' Douglas Adams.
34,835 followers |

tami ❤

Rt everything ,follow all back love ,❤music ,art,✨quotes,support all my followers !!
34,628 followers |

Jaydean

Poetry is not a profession, it is a destiny. Quote: Mikhail Dudan / My poetry is here: http://bit.ly/k1cFt
33,154 followers |

SciTech Scotty

I'm just a PC technician who shares free apps and news about gadgets & technology with some humor. I don't read DMs so tweet me. Beware of mad robots!
33,002 followers |

Mark E. Wade

Creative Thinker
32,577 followers |

Richard Bejah

Certified Financial Planner® Self Employed Adviser BLOGGER Land Developer Cancer Survivor Provides News Educating & Fun Information in My ROBOT Auto Pilot phase
32,513 followers |

Cindy Williams

Writing my 1st book, speaker, producer, Vlog, and Video Blogger. Share laughter, joy, humor, love, facts & positive energy.
32,226 followers |

S. Carter ★

Booking agent. Young Business man of the Year.
31,336 followers |

Lessa

Love for animals, plants & the good souls of the world...I'm a Christian, Independent Conservative that's leaning Libertarian #ILoveMySon #SOT #DogLover
31,145 followers |

Michael Arndt

NLP Trainer, hypnotherapist, personal consultant bridging mental and emotional fitness. Raising integrity starts by holding your own intention
30,265 followers |

Milo Moon

This is my guerilla Twitter campaign to get my author @Derek_Haines to write a sequel to my famous book – Milo Moon!
27,115 followers |

REMcloud.com ✔

Dreams are the deepest connector of the human element. Share your dreams every day and experience the connection. #REMcloud
26,832 followers |

Jean Kelsey

Helping ppl discover/embrace #raw cold pressed #organic #fairtrade #wellness #chocolate. You do have a choice to feel better. If you unfollow me I unfollow you.
26,123 followers |

heykim

#socialmedia,#entertainment #BLAZERS,#news,#sports, #music,#travel,people, #EAv (e)HEYKIM #BA75 http://www.facebook.com/heykim2
26,061 followers |

Dave from Pembs!

Based in Pembrokeshire. Likes photography. Enjoys a Real Ale or two! Bit of a foodie. Loves everything Pembrokeshire & Welsh!
23,870 followers |

BarbeeBiiitchSlapper

Owner of BitchSlappers an adult humor page on facebook. Im just the girl next door with a twist Warning Adult Humor..... 18+ its not porn its humor.
22,876 followers |

Ceasar Maximus®

Living life in the Fast Lane, workaholic...represent clients in the ''Entertainment Business'' and Luv drinking Good Scotch...that's pretty much it.
21,134 followers |

Ałίce Μercaժσ

Defender of Łove, Mother Earth, Animals & Positivism. Savors sunshine, friends & laughter. Each one of us is a sunbeam! Dance like a flame! Smile, love & shine!
20,754 followers |

Robin Walker

Image Strategist | Potty Mouth | Host of Tailored Edges podcast | ♥ Tailored Shirts, Dogs, Creative Curse Words and Tweeting | aka @TailoredEdges
20,484 followers |

Jeff Faldalen

Fun loving guy, who likes to laugh, love and live. My Passion is Teaching People How to Live to Their Full Potential and Attract Success.
20,301 followers |

Mikey Eyes

One Very Lucky Guy!!
19,683 followers |

Blanca

Zumba Fitness Instructor by night,dental assistant by day. Living life to the fullest w/ my 3 boys. ♥ My other website www.ZumbaInDallas.com
18,008 followers |

Animal Crazy

Animal tweets and some for my work as a wedding photographer also
17,684 followers |

FUNNY & LIFE TWEETS

CHICAGO'S OWN AND VERY BEST COMEDIAN!!! hit my web link to join me on FACEBOOK. Also search youtube-Lexislaughs-to see all my videos.
17,266 followers |

Phabiola Herrera, MD

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Eleanor Roosevelt
16,286 followers |

Eva Smith™

Tech Savvy Mom, Fascinating Wife, Innovative Engineer. Entrepreneur, Foodie. CoFounder @LatinaMomBlogs Education, Startup & ♀ Advocate. Bicultural. Bilingual.
16,150 followers |

Chef Bosco Pereira

Professional chef. Culinary Instructor: Indian & Southeast Asian cuisine. Sharing helpful tips. Passing on wisdom from great classic culinary mentors. Live.Eat.
15,834 followers |

Paul Solomon

Writer, Political Reporter, Musician, Consultant
14,478 followers |

Bryn Moore ☼

Anger Management trainer from North Wales UK. I love animals, sunshine and walking in the mountains. Currently travelling across Europe in a motorhome.
14,203 followers |

Ashley McLean

Living The Law of Attraction Author♥♥ ♥LifeStyle Coach♥HypnoTherapist♥ / Speaker♥Actor/Model/Lover Of Nature&Sports/Health♥♥ ♥♥
13,595 followers |

Faith Petrusevski

Happy Married,Cab driver,photographer,jewelry maker,writer of poetry & short fiction,& Dirty Jobs watcher.I post many links 2 my jewelry & photograph listings.
13,587 followers |

❤NursePhee❤

Dedicated, Multilingual, Registered Nurse (RN,CM) making a difference via Mind, Body & Spirit. Talk to me, I'll make your heart smile! ♥【ツ】
13,267 followers |

Fuster

Psy hippie gamer. I poke badgers with spoons... I also run some servers at http://www.fusters.org When I'm not doing either of those, I'm a timelord.
12,993 followers |

Radio Base

Of course i will die, But The goal isnt to live forever, The goal is to create something that will #UTBLIFESTYLE #MIKEMOBB BBMG base boys music group
12,062 followers |

Rabbit

http://myspace.com/rabbit_baker There was a time I knew how to write. It would seem I've lost my pen. still searching for the perfect Margarita.
11,433 followers |

the Ricker

I've put my days of randomly stalking followers behind me.
11,216 followers |

Robert of Loxley

I enjoy thinking. Searching for funny-witty tweets. My goal is to tickle chuckles out of your throat. and love it when you do that to me. Go ahead, make my day.
11,169 followers |

Morty

Diversity is key,Sarcastic,Anipal lover,Backwordologgist,Greenie,Humor,Realist
11,061 followers |

The Angry Oracle

I kept telling her those had to be fake until finally she finally let me feel them! Thanks for the advice @UncleMikeTweets!
10,960 followers |

Stanley Pinkerton

I'm a Carolina Basset Hound y'all: purveyor of fine naps + delectable treats. Lord of the Cats, and President of the Sneaky Dog Club, livin large on the couch.
10,637 followers |

Garry Mullen

I am a Pastor, husband, father of two great kids. I enjoy playing guitar (or at least trying) and trying to figure out the church thing.
10,171 followers |

Kirk

Eclectic | Communicative| Tweets of diverse info| actor, writer, vocalist, songwriter. It's all about sharing; meeting new people. Here to love, & YOU? [Single]
10,105 followers |

Matt Chandler

Intelligence, charm, ambition, integrity, work ethic, empathy... these are just a few of the qualities I lack.
9,248 followers |

Kelli O'Neill

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. ~ H. Melville (Moby Dick)
9,235 followers |

Michael Nenchew

Only the pures of heart will find the Holy Grail
8,872 followers |

Jonathan Lawson

Living in Breckenridge, Skiing, Biking, and golf
8,637 followers |

Parry Headrick

Sr. Comms guy @ Calypso Communications - PR & Social Media. Dad Blogger @ http://www.dadblast.com - lover of baked goods
8,483 followers |

Siegfred C.

Tweeting about what the internet has to offer, Music, Gaming, Randomness & News. Follow me & i will followback! #iFollowAll #iFollowBack #iFollow
8,441 followers |

NorCalChika

Devil's Sidekick, Jagermeister Sheister. Former radio host. Music enthusiast. Music journalist. Let the music take you higher!
8,291 followers |

♥ princess leia ♥

My purpose in life is to spread LOVE and LIGHT!
8,273 followers |

marjorie narey

Artist. Singer choral and pop. Mini blogger. X-social psychologist. Amateur astronomer. Music, travel, movies, animals, wildlife. Fashion ♥ℒove and Laughter♥
8,029 followers |

Iulian Ionescu

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy something you really like. Web development, social media and business ideas. Let's share - knowledge is power.
7,839 followers |

Lilly

Giving voice to the ineffable™ Psy.D Relationship Therapist & Traumatologist. Psychic Empath. Forensic Psychology/Astrology student, Spiritual Intuitive Sage.
7,621 followers |

crystalline_ree

a real pretty inside and out*sophomore in college* *medical student*loves ramp modeling,dancing,basketball*#teamlakers*the sweetest girl on earth*
7,536 followers |

Mystikk Delgado

Mystikk. 19. Taken & In Love. http://geemys82.tumblr.com/
7,318 followers |

Louise-Marisa

HI I model, sing, dance, act and have Co-Written 1 song so far .I like 2 see everyone happy and that makes me happy. If U like plain but caring Follow Me
7,212 followers |

Veres Zsolt

creative & audio designer @ elevenproductions.ro
7,136 followers |

Wolfgang Carter

Independent musician, songwriter & head food specialist + leader of the @ScandalHounds #TFB
6,814 followers |

Nev

I love football, music, mountain biking and anything to do with the web - Follow me and my crazy life here
6,796 followers |

Stijn Vercaigne

6,478 followers |

Steelers Football

Pittsburgh Steelers Football news, analysis and stats brought to you by StatSheet (http://statsheet.com). Not affiliated w/ the NFL or the Steelers.
6,312 followers |

John Bolt

6,278 followers |

Kansas Smith

The Good Cowboy - Traditional values, word counts, a handshake means something, a good friend. It's what you do! #fb http://www.facebook.com/KansasSmith
6,223 followers |

Juha Saarinen

Undergoing changes to journalism resulting from the Internet. Glamorously disaffected and disenfranchised; pygocoulrophobic. Don't send auto-DMs.
6,121 followers |

Ron_Maxim

Family guy, Christian, Entrepreneur, Liberty loving Conservative.
5,821 followers |

Paula Knudsen

Listen to your dreams they really do come true. Tell me a time this has happened to you. (add me to FB! Im the frumplequeen there too!)
5,704 followers |

Julieanne Reed

Painter/teller of stories
5,651 followers |

Reagen Allen

Blogger | Legal | Politics | DA Youth Federal Media & Publicity Chairman | Young Leader Program 2012 | Centrist
4,756 followers |

Tracey Whitney

Creator of Pop Trash Beauty Blog. RedSox Fan,Cat Lady, Makeup Artist. Who tweets the random an useful. weakness for guyliner
4,674 followers |

LostNMissing Inc

President-Founder LostNMissing, Inc, a 501c(3) approved Non Profit Organization
4,572 followers |

sun moon stars rain

Poet/coyote living in the desert. Eat zen/micropoetry/music for breakfast. Drink a cup of coffee with you when I can. Find me in #haiku #senryu #tanka...
4,363 followers |

Gurmeet Singh

m d most boring n predictable person on ths earth.........t dat...n d rest of d information abt me is a discovery on a day-to day basis......
4,139 followers |

FartingDuck.com

Lots of hot air, not to be taken too seriously, but I'm deadly if I'm silent. See my site for more, and buy a shirt to help keep FD on the web Thanks
4,027 followers |

Chita Hearse

Sons Of Anarchy & Hearse Freak :) Make up artist, Jewelry and Art Designer & Crow Eater
3,940 followers |

Karen

Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors. OK, now I have a Facebook thing, and it scares me http://on.fb.me/ha8fuW (I think)
3,922 followers |

Zoey

freelance copywriter, partner in rockin' marketing firm, PR consultant, amateur psychologist & problem solver. Lover of Pearl Jam. Mama of 2. Not rated *E*
3,755 followers |

freckle face

the following was based on a true story. no actual feelings were hurt in the writing of that tweet.
3,713 followers |

Gary

I'm from Atl.Ga. but I live in Ky now.Gamer,Geek,Comic lover.I play on xbox live my gamertag is Dragoneez hit me up sometime..
3,637 followers |

Amy Delaine

American Photographer, Writer, Philanthropist, Model. Love what I do & I love to share it with all of you! Love museums,the beach, dining, yoga & eco anything!
3,448 followers |

unkn0wnq

unkn0wnq
3,386 followers |

R. Lee Ermey

What is your major malfunction numbnuts?
3,322 followers |

fuck love, get money

Follow me an I'll follow you back(: #teamlegania #TOKE, @DRAKE, is the best END OF STORY:) http://twitpic.com/photos/sexylexxie1
3,304 followers |

Unfamous Celebrity

Your Favorite Unfamous Celebrity. Other than that no bio needed. Do not need to big up myself.
3,249 followers |

N.

BaySide :: Florida State Grad :: iPhne :: Sneakers
3,157 followers |

Robert Zamees

I live an incredibly interesting life as a pithy gadabout, creative writer, thinker, negroni lover & nomadic, wrinkly soul.
3,076 followers |

HeAd Ni66a N ChArGe

C.E.O OF$*WILDLIFE ENT*$┌П┐(=_=)┌П┐ My #TweetHeart @MmmCupcakey #TeamFuckYoFeelings & #TeamIDGAF & #TeamLibra & #TeamSexxiGents
2,839 followers |

Kater

VEGAN PRINCESS.....You've been forewarned i tweet Huge--Love my dogs Tristen & Mr Puggles..Plus walking on the beach at Twilight..Peace Baby! Live it Loud ~ Xo
2,771 followers |

Wayne Bevins

Love life, Kaenjan, New Zealand, healthy ideas, animals, 8 ball, website business ideas, great wine, great friends, sport, exercise.
2,755 followers |

♀TALK HARD 2.0♀

PROFILE IN LINK: Property of @TheAlphaPussy Im a blunt but highly intelligent SOB thank you
2,731 followers |

Sun Hung Lo

Might as well follow me, ima follow u.
2,640 followers |

Dave_Duke

Laid back, gregarious, loves reading, nature, basketball, biking and waterskiing. I love quotes and sayings.
2,567 followers |

Brandy...

I live and breathe Metal. I'm an Atheist! I write/interview for thegauntlet.com. I also write very naughty erotica. submissive. Omnisexual :)
2,540 followers |

Valerie

write it, read it, bring it and everyone play nice!!
2,493 followers |

Daniel Escobedo

Maker of a webcomic, lover of fine video games, and awesomeness extraordinaire!
2,477 followers |

Julian

22 yrs young #Taurus. 50% persian. 50% italian. 100% awesome. Jeweler. CEO & founder of S.H.A.H™ apparel
2,464 followers |

Justin Wilson

The greatest and best dude in all of life. livin in #HRVA #yourmusicshow #youdabes #selfhi5 #pantsoff soRTa #twitterref
2,388 followers |

Dialogues W Dignity

Dialogues With Dignity. -- Ellen Brown, Stash Serafin and Dan L Hays gather to have a round table radio discussion.
2,310 followers |

TheTAZZone

Over 1000 Games. Original Tutorials. 36 Music Lists. And a very laid-back Forum Community. Internet Chaos, Selling you nothing since 2005!
2,274 followers |

Alyssa Star

Mom & Wife. In the business of leading children to GREATNESS! There are no other OPTIONS! Family is my life.
2,219 followers |

T1theinfamous

young.black,blogger,beatmaker,fanatical sports fan,musical addict and political junkie. Oh and check me out on 7daysofhiphop.com
2,199 followers |

Gottabe Kiddingme

Obnoxious version of Dr-Phil-meets-Dear-Abby. I critique ads on dating sites. Profile pic is my mascot Ms Milky. Her milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard.
2,189 followers |

jim flowers

sup n shit
1,980 followers |

MS {C}RYSTAL {B}™

Beautiful Black Woman that ROCKS!!! • #SexyAfter30 • 32 & Loving it • #GrownWomanStatus 25/8 • iFollow • http://www.facebook.com/imschris
1,979 followers |

Sydney

#TEAMBREEZY for life! ♡Meshy♡ Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain!!! Louis♡
1,967 followers |

Tygerbone

Outgoing, love to golf, like helping other people,entrepreneur, love business ops, jack of all trades master of none, like to socialize and network.
1,941 followers |

Polkaroo

Polkaroo!
1,783 followers |

Fly Guy

The Official Twitter of Flyguy
1,781 followers |

:::Scorch:::

=♏= I'm a man of Eclectic Faith. Many things I believe in: Fathers. Fridays. Boobs. Browncoats. Batman. Political Progressives. Pizza. Pepsi. #TeamIHateRacism
1,752 followers |

Buffy Naillon

Musings about fashion, beauty, entertainment, 30 Seconds to Mars, movies...You get the idea...
1,710 followers |

Miss Lady Q. Joh♎son

Complicated, simple, highly intelligent and sarcastic as hell.
1,685 followers |

Dj Melo

For The Real Dj Melo Fanz,The Official Dj Melo @DaRealDjMelo (No Rapid Followers-Unfollowers Automatically get Deleted)
1,622 followers |

Don Jennings

WHAT CAN I SAY THIS ME LIKE IT OR LUMP IT!! LOL
1,619 followers |

Tee-sha

If you don't love me, you must not know me yet!
1,526 followers |

Fintan Moloney

DJ/I.T. Tech/Programmer/Online Radio Director. Likes Gaming,Hacking,Skateboarding,Tech,Movies,Music Production,Travel.Visiting all 50 U.S. States.37/50 done :)
1,518 followers |

twitchyspastic

the amazable freakboy,easily amused, musician,writer philosopher.psychoempath. One in 6 billion... just like you. Now taking pictures. Now taking pictures.
1,507 followers |

purple froggy

got 3 tadpoles w/me,struggling to feed&cloth my tadpoles,got 8kitties&2dogs 2 feed..need help w/everything
1,498 followers |

AK67

It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice.... Nurse the night, Photographer the day. Visit My Youtube channel: http://bit.ly/gSBoTN
1,416 followers |

DB Martin

Singer/songwriter, arts, humanities, healthy food. Find my music, it will fill your empty spaces.
1,413 followers |

Musica

Success is not how much money you have. It's measured by your love of people & the world. Sometimes you have to make major changes in your life to reach Utopia!
1,412 followers |

Mark Bouton

Ex-FBI man writes mystery and nonfiction with humor and action. See THE SECOND SAVIOR and HOW TO SPOT LIES LIKE THE FBI. See www.amazon.com/HowtoSpotLies.
1,385 followers |

i am a cock

this is my bio... there are many other bios like it... but this bio is mine... +18 only... may contain actual cock...
1,359 followers |

glitterglue_

creative over accessorizer living with intention - searching for purpose - laughing , tweeting, & RTing along the way :)
1,356 followers |

Bill Mitchell

Yankee fan, Independent IT Consultant, Obama supporter, husband, father, grandfather
1,324 followers |

Clinton Uba

21 years of age, Cali Kid, WWE Fan and College Kid. #LakeShow #GeauxSaints #Twifey @1CiaraChantel #Twistress @CSealy1
1,322 followers |

James Fish

Spreading love, joy, and truth as much as possible. You get back what you put in. Live, laugh, love.
1,321 followers |

Justin

In no particular order... Specialized bikes - Dance music - Photography - Motorsport - Purple - AFCB - Flexifoil kites - DS.
1,308 followers |

Bailey Hunter

Coffee is the elixir of the Gods & I its willing slave. -- Book inset/cover lay-up design, print marketing materials, logos, etc. I make YOU look good.
1,296 followers |

Chris Chartrand

I'm a flash fiction writer by night, and children's behavior specialst by day. Former photographer & video producer. Current apathetic wannabee
1,264 followers |

gloria beck

down to earth,friendly,easy going(until agitated!)likes to read,animal friendly
1,214 followers |

Jae Whisperz †

| Artist | SongWriter High off @CallMeCocaine_ Lexington born but im Cincinnati ignorant #NKU @KillToSeeMeFall = #MyBlasian persuasion
1,210 followers |

Moonsanity

I'm a writer, blogger, reader, mom, gardener, and a lover of books in any form.
1,202 followers |

Bill Dennis

curmudgeonly & eccentric, barely socialised, catastrophically unhygenic, frequently profane, inappropriate & blasphemous. Caution: may fling poo.
1,193 followers |

Paul Thurott

1,153 followers |

PeaceFrog1997

THIS FROGGY HAS BEEN KISSED AND TURNED INTO THE PRINCESS OF PEACE :-) AND AS ALWAYS, LIVING LIFE WITH A LOVING HEART
1,147 followers |

Carl Stevens

Steelers, Penguins, Pirates
1,116 followers |

Brandon Carls

1,110 followers |

Posterjack

Posterjack.ca turns your digital #photos and #images into #art on Canvas, Metal, Birchwood, Peel N' Stick, Framed photos and more!
1,088 followers |

Lee Greenberg

Poker, Cooking, Rock & Roll, Sports, Wine, Snark and Business Acumen -- extremely flammable. An Awful, Awful Knight of the Brotherhood without Banners.
1,059 followers |

Anthony B

Astrologer, Gardener great guy , collects followers as a hobby . Straightens tilted windmills
1,058 followers |

nicpic

Sports Photog and pay tribute to The Mick # photography # baseball # writing
1,041 followers |

Charles D.

The missing Link. Ego canis malus.
1,040 followers |

Lisa Smith

Books. Music. Tequila. Fibromyalgia. Mentoring bullied teens.
1,027 followers |

James Nelson

1,018 followers |

Louise

Smiley, up beat, music loving, 47 year old with a passion for photography, cooking and walking long distances for Cancer Research.
1,013 followers |

Scoopdug

Ask Yo Hoe Bout Me !!!
1,000 followers |

Lalypop

Cali girl.... Easy going & friendly... Music-Movie-Book lover... Broncos-Laker-MMA-Boxing fan ;)
994 followers |

sully

no
971 followers |

Ray

I believe in God, Family, Country and the United States Constitution
966 followers |

Valerie S

Funny girl, lawyer, optimist, wedding planner, fashion, music and food enthusiast.
954 followers |

J.T.

I ignore who adores me, adore who ignores me, ♥ the ones that hurt me, and hurt the ones that ♥ me
935 followers |

A

Born and raised New Yorker,Legal Geek, Procrastinator, REAL MADRID, Boca Jrs, and AJAX FANatic, I am inappropriate- if I could marry futbol, I would.
905 followers |

Ducky

Just ignore me... i talk a load of crap anyway
898 followers |

Middle River Dave

Opie & Anthony, Ron & Fez, FORMER NASCAR fan before it was ruined. I enjoy video games, drinking to excess, overtweeting and beating my kids with a stick.
896 followers |

Uncle Joe

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made, kid.
864 followers |

LizzTheWizz

Choreographer|Photographer|Event Coordinator|Bonafied HU$TLER |BEAUTY&BRAINS|Underestimated&Misunderstood,IDGAF Tho #BELASCO#EXECUTIVEHWOOD 626.5902369
857 followers |

Esther Rudolph

magic meets machines
838 followers |

Annette Crawford ☠

I like to swear, alot...love horror books/movies and also carry a handgun. Serial Hashtagger! Savvy?! Certifiable cinephile.
837 followers |

Laura McWilliams

JD 2012. Atty for victims of violence. Artist, runner, human rights advocate, women's rights advocate. Soon-to-be Pittsburgher. Lover of / critic of the law.
821 followers |

WireTapper

In realms unseen, lives are cruelly governed by zeros and ones. Just watching you watching me _|_
803 followers |

nissanicole

Portrait photographer and new media designer for @loudvilletv
795 followers |

The Real Justplainj™

Married * Military * Misguided * Misplaced * @Minivangirl 's * Most Importantly Myself: Submariner, Chief
783 followers |

Dámaris

I'm a bibliophile with a lot of free time, a tendency to wander around and a coffee addiction. Nerdfighter obsessed with Doctor Who and stuff.
732 followers |

Ukiegirl/Shelly

I have an insatiable curiosity about almost everything. A musical ear, trying 2stay in tune w the Universe. MUSICisLOVE ♫♪♥ Why not Lrn2Play? I play UKE. ॐ
723 followers |

EST.7/2/87 CA

Im not naked, I have my music on.Ima hiphop junky, Im not Mr.Right but I can fuck u til he shows up & I got a $100bill tatted on my dick &I herd u like 2 blow $
720 followers |

John Schaeffer

Grew up in florida,graduated High school,served in the miltary.I believe in Jesus Christ the Son of The Living God.
717 followers |

Todd Hamilton

likes making businesses, websites, friends happy and strangers smile
687 followers |

☼Nanny $tevanato

Sou como você me vê. Posso ser leve como uma brisa ou forte como uma ventania, Depende de quando e como você me vê passar.
683 followers |

Eric Haakonson

Ex-con switching away from drugs & tweaking in favor of blogging and tweeting. Somewhere there's an ex-girlfriend filled with an incredible sense of regret.
643 followers |

laniaaaa ``

hello muthafxcka. hey. hi. how ya derrn? (: // PINGCHAT!: bulalewa --
632 followers |

MeZtEriaZ GuY

I'm a kind a guy who wanna hit the gym, play sports, eat or go where ever i feel like!!! got to enjoy the life while u can!!!
630 followers |

curious1966

Everyone needs laughter in their lives, esp the cranky people ;) Oh, and I hate birds, love the #Redsox & #ManU & James Carville
606 followers |

Frankie 

I tend to tweet whatever crap pops in my head. Love ghosts, games, xbox, tech, mac & acting. If you want to know anything about me just ask. Verified Account
598 followers |

Terry Azalea Rose

I'm not heartless I've just learned to use my heart less.
578 followers |

Dame Chin

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin! Ah, wait a minute! I have no hair on my chin!!! formspring.me/damechin
577 followers |

BabyCranky

Cranks, curmudgeons & cynics Crank back against mawkish nonsense, repression of the happy face and Twitter's pervasive fake optimism. @CrankyPappy says so.
573 followers |

Simon Calvert

Into innovative #merchandising solutions, #MCommerce #retail psychology, social & digital #marketing technologies.
566 followers |

Sasquatchie

Baddest bitch in da game.
557 followers |

The Purple One

Hairy Viking, Marmarati, insane, hospital hater, and all round nutcase.
505 followers |

Melissa

I'm 17, Love Music, Paramore, My Friends, Liam Forever and Ever Baby
501 followers |

Katiiee..

You only get one shot at life...dont fuck it up...make it worth living...#TeamMinaj #TeamTyga #YMCMB
496 followers |

Shabazz Sallier

ShabazzApproved Page I am a rapper/singer from the Northwest who is a big Marisa Lauren , Rihanna , Chelsea Tavares fan:) you just gotta love their voices:)
494 followers |

Rachel Doe

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
487 followers |

Slacker Sean Esq.

Computers, Beers and Bacon... and the occasional WTF?
468 followers |

cody fowler

i am a partyanimal,i like to dance.my favorite music is hard rock and deafmetal,and i am a big flirt,
462 followers |

Meidhreach Piscín

Life can be funny - if you know where to look. Occasionally funny with a feline bent.
459 followers |

Matt Knipe

Son, brother, Army brat, SCI, quad, wheelchair user (and in love with my TiLite) Walking's over rated! HOOAH!
459 followers |

thakidkev@yahoo.com

im not perfect so who am I to judge? #uncg #virgo #nodaysoff #bulls #dmv
443 followers |

Daniel Miner

413 followers |

Anutara

My motto for life is to LOVE. LAUGH. EAT... a lot
404 followers |

Tapped (Web Series)

In development: Tapped How I learned to stop smoking by letting Zara touch me (A How to Guide). Created by @CeliaAurora7
403 followers |

Brittany Mayer

Life is too short to be anything but happy.
390 followers |

artbauhaus

Bauhaus: school founded in 1919 by Walter Gropius to develop a functional architecture based on correlation between creative design, modern industry & science
369 followers |

Nate Toledo

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
365 followers |

J Wiliams

simple guy with a huge amount of intelligence.hopelessly in love!made some mistakes-ready2moveon Journalist/Carpenter/Musician
339 followers |

Jessica

Southern beach chick,random,outspoken,laughs often,honest to a fault weather you like it or not ;) Music is not just a beat,it's life written into a song.
339 followers |

Joe lewis

Drummer for @hooligancontrol
315 followers |

Owen

Rugby - Wales, Saracens & Scarlets, Football - Stevenage & Arsenal, cricket, music, podcasts, walking. Chatting rugby at http://rucku.boardhost.com/index.php
314 followers |

Frankson Marshall

Teacher by day Rockstar by-whenever I'm out drinking. Extremely blunt. Usually well-dressed. And a Hank Moody wannabe. Strong #ChelseaFC & #RelaMadrid fan.
311 followers |

Holden M. Caulfield

My Name is Legion, for We are many. KENTUCKY WILDCATS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!
308 followers |

@Mr_Bmw7 

A man will either marry the sexually daring woman he fantasizes about, or cheat on his wife with her. #M7
291 followers |

Brooks Black

It's my wish that this be a hub of positivity.
282 followers |

joshua L. DeBerry

266 followers |

De'von Kelley

CaliBound.MusicIsMyEverything. IRockAllEvents. KeepAnEyeOnMe! One.
262 followers |

1ghostwriter

~ naked strength ~ baring all ~ stark beauty ~ vulnerable ~ stands the winter tree~
257 followers |

Anna

I love to sing, and enjoy the simple things in life. I'm real, random and down to earth. Love to make new friends.
254 followers |

Annie~Lane

dwn2earth, karma believn'~bare~footn' woman. In2 journaling, writing erotic poetry, song lyrics.. Peace *A~
240 followers |

Serena D :)

Telling it like it is. Trying to love a crazy beautiful life. Making it all up along the way. -Click the follow button like yeah. ;)
206 followers |

Mom, Babe, What ever

RL/RP Bio Coming soon.
202 followers |

Tiffany

follow me ;)
200 followers |

SGT

Fettler of Cameras, Computers and Cookers. Account Manager for Huge IT company looking after another Huge IT company
199 followers |

Stefani Garcia

Surfing Squirrel...
179 followers |

Breezy K

I'm a DDub girl...with a love for traveling, shopping, hanging out with the girls, and teaching...=) What an amazing life it is!
170 followers |

DPB2262

Still the ordinary guy you used to know. I tweet to remember what I do, collect random thoughts, and to just have fun. Husband to Jan; Dad to Skylar & Jaxon
169 followers |

Russ 

Photography, Cycling, Computers (Mac!), anything tech. Occasionally NSFW. Auburn alum+fan! War Eagle!!
157 followers |

Ashlyn

Each day I pat myself on the back for not losing my mind.
134 followers |

Pepper

I am a happy Weimeraner, living with mommy and daddy and the new pup. I like sleeping, chewing things, eating and sleeping again.
133 followers |

Barry Fraser

70 followers |

Anthony B

62 followers |

Paul

52 followers |

H. Caulfield

37 followers |

SirDonIck

Yes, and your opinion is valid why?
32 followers |

NameCan'tBeBlank :)

Single 30something Mom of a twelve year old Daughter.Have a job in Hell,looking to upgrade.Returning to school looks to be best option.
16 followers |

Micky G, yo

Satan's formerly silent partner. Now with fucking tourettes
14 followers |

Joe

14 followers |

Don Benson

Registered Independent,business owner,play golf,poker,chess and ogle good looking women ..my hero's are Ron White, Homer and Jethro and Spock..
13 followers |

Neptune Rainbow

I am a car freak. I love my 1998 Ford Taurus from Pinkley Motors off of I-69 (Exit 420). Follow me! I follow back! :) (Daddy didn't love me)
4 followers |

Morelle


3 followers |

Chuck Chumney

Slowly changing dreams one nightmare at a time.
2 followers |

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