Humor/entertaining/fun
NiC0LE P0LiZZi
Boss Lady/Reality Star★ . Devoted Animal Print Lover. Future Wife & Mommy =) MY 0NLY FB: http://www.facebook.com/NicoleSn00kiPolizzi5,030,582 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,951,282 followers | Follow
Michael Sorrentino
The Situation & Founder of @MPSEntertain, @OfficialGTL & @onlinesituation http://www.facebook.com/#!/MikeTheSituation http://sitchnews.com1,268,136 followers | Follow
i heart quotes
All quotes are submitted by followers and posted by volunteer moderators. Send us a quote by starting a reply with @iheartquotes.522,111 followers | Follow
Jesus Christ
You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)477,482 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.464,866 followers | Follow
noradsanta
The official page of NORAD Tracks Santa, providing up-to-the-minute information on Santa's journey!89,042 followers | Follow
zzzzz....Huh What?
Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2007. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s.82,135 followers | Follow
Steven Winterburn
【ツ】 Will follow back! Posts quotes, facts, jokes etc. some new some old. CURRENTLY HIT FOLLOW LIMIT, PLEASE BE PATIENT 【ツ】75,301 followers | Follow
CHRIS VOSS
Social Media Consultant, Trainer, Speaker, The Chris Voss Show, CEO of Strategix One. Top SM Leader seen by Forbes, CNN, Huff Po, Alltop News & other media etc.75,064 followers | Follow
Blair Semenoff
1 of the Most ReTweeted Accounts on Twitter! Providing YOU 24/7 News, Random Information & Inspiration Since May 13th 2009!58,370 followers | Follow
Dusty Trice
Democratic Digital Strategist & Pop Culture Junkie! Work: Al Franken, DNC, DFL & MPP. I've got 15yrs in politics, 9 tattoos & 1 pit bull. Nerdy by nature. 4G.48,736 followers | Follow
iget2work (sue wolf)
tv producer/director, creator http://www.iget2work.com comedy and humor for the unemployed or fed up. #teamfollowback40,174 followers | Follow
sickipedia
A Twitter bot that posts a random joke from http://www.sickipedia.org every hour.37,138 followers | Follow
☠ ʇdɯ0ɹd ɥsɐq ☠
Geek, misanthrope, gamer, cynic, all around kickin’ rad internet super hero. I auto-follow back! :) Facebook: http://tr.im/I9d3 MySpace: http://tr.im/I9du36,800 followers | Follow
Keith Dean
Musician,writer,blogger,entrepreneur,relationship marketer and I love humour and honest people.35,553 followers | Follow
Eric W. Dolan
Editor at @RawStory, founder of @PsyPost and co-founder of The Bacchus (@AllThingsWine).33,111 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.31,723 followers | Follow
Ron Burgundy
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal, and brawn! That's what kind of man I am! ItsRonBurgundy@gmail.com30,172 followers | Follow
Nutty Newswire
Your central source for nutty, odd, strange, funny, (and sometimes downright sad) news stories from around the world -- because truth is stranger than fiction.22,970 followers | Follow
Garry D Fisher
Garry Fisher-Plastic Blow Mold tech., Electrician, Article writer, Dog Lover21,074 followers | Follow
Adrian Slew
I remember a time when, if someone mentioned Homer, my first thought would be of The Iliad and The Odyssey, NOT The Simpsons! D'oh!!20,146 followers | Follow
jamie collins
18,918 followers | Follow
Professional Slacker
I prefer to be called indolent. People with bad vocabularies don't know what it means.15,483 followers | Follow
Nutty Jokes
Hand picked jokes and funny one liners that should bring a smile to your face. Please pass the humor along. LOL and live long!15,152 followers | Follow
Creative Fun
Yes, I am Cj of the CFGroup, you found me! Congrats! Your next mission is to find my FB. :)12,255 followers | Follow
Robert of Loxley
I enjoy thinking. Searching for funny-witty tweets. My goal is to tickle chuckles out of your throat. and love it when you do that to me. Go ahead, make my day.11,168 followers | Follow
Deals and Coupons
The Deals Plus - The Hottest Deals and Coupon on Twitter.9,379 followers | Follow
Stuart Flatt
Social Media Ninja, Geek, Writer and Online Influencer. Inspiration behind averagejoesblog.com.9,152 followers | Follow
Blue Crane Soc Media
Social Media Consultants http://bluecraneimpactmarketing.com/9,083 followers | Follow
Frugal Dougal
CDO of #pawpawty events, helping animal charities around the world, raised over $51,108.9,049 followers | Follow
Lisa Callihan
I babble my stream of consciousness whatever I am up to or thinking for you. I tweet muchly!8,025 followers | Follow
The Night Stalker
Writer, actor, cotton candy vendor, night stalker and killer tomato.6,760 followers | Follow
Tom Delargy
I am being held hostage. Lord #Leveson has the key http://twitter.com/#!/IainDale/status/1028095537621319686,712 followers | Follow
Debbie Winkler Estes
mom,grandmom,gardener, APA and VNEA pool player, animal lover,sports fanatic, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Missing-William-F-DiSilvestro-IV-Billy-D/211082325615,867 followers | Follow
Tatiana The Dog
I'm a talking dog who is having a lot of fun making videos. I hope to bring a smile to your face, touch your heart, and make you giggle... just a little! :)5,859 followers | Follow
Cokie the Cat
I went black 4 May's Back in Black Month.. Adopt a black pet this month!! 18 yr old bohemian mancat. Champion of Special Needs Pets. I wear pants. #GoLakers!5,255 followers | Follow
yer joking
If you can't take a joke, don't follow me. ;-) If you have a joke, send it to me.4,940 followers | Follow
Rejected Cards
I'm a copywriter for a greeting card company. When my boss rejects one of my cards, I put it on here. Hope you enjoy.4,844 followers | Follow
Dexter Fan Web
We are obsessed with Dexter! Click the Web link for more information!4,683 followers | Follow
That's An Old Joke!
Tag your jokes and one lines as #ThatsAnOldJoke and I will RT. I always follow back.4,573 followers | Follow
Jayda (K9 Kelp)
Canada's only supplier specializing in KELP products for Dogs! 100% BC Harvested ~ Simple*Natural*Proven #PrinceGeorge #BC #YXS #dogs #KELP4,522 followers | Follow
FunnyCrave.com
4,362 followers | Follow
Eamonn Forde
I am the manifestation of everything that you have failed at. Also co-run @popfessions with @laurasnapes and @lucyjones4,302 followers | Follow
Troy Johnson
Network Engineer, MCSE, Freelance Writer, entertainer, debater supreme, sarcastic, blogger and mad ranter. Let my life serve as a warning to others.4,194 followers | Follow
Ginger Walker
Beautiful, Blind, and Bold Goldie mix. Sweetest, kindest, most honorable doggy in the world and beyond. RIP my sweet Ginger 11/16/20113,598 followers | Follow
Funny_Quote
I'm compiling a book of original, out-of-context quotes that I've been collecting since 2000. Some are currently being illustrated. Here are some free samples.3,424 followers | Follow
Love Jones
Am a Cat who LoVeS Boxes N mousies ~Follow My Mom @faithlinkbeads for updates on hawaiian Jewelry she creates-- www.faith-links.com ~Have a PuRRingly Good Day!3,379 followers | Follow
Benjamin Barnes
kentucky/american alum .. campaign hack .. blah blah blah .. i am solely to blame for these horrible tweets3,177 followers | Follow
SnowyWestie
Got Westitude, named after Tintin and Snowy. French name is Milou, but cat got it first. Dog brother Casey and two cats I love to chase.. @zizouandmilou..2,989 followers | Follow
CosmoBC.com OddNews
I love the #odd, #weird and #unusual #news so I write about them on my blog @CosmoBC2,588 followers | Follow
Freddy C krueger
Freddy Charles Krueger™ is a registered trademark.unauth reproduction and distribution will end in nightmares.Verified Official Dream Demon I #FOLLOWBACK2,324 followers | Follow
Richard Stephenson
IT (Smart Grid) Specialist 4 a great metro utility in SoCal. 3 to read, compute, laugh. Padre fan. Favorites r4 smiles. Drops Bots/Autos. PLEASE - NO Auto DMs!2,035 followers | Follow
Richard Taylor
Owner at @rtstrategy. Creative strategist. Web producer. Designer. Mixologist. Music producer. I need a clone. ツ1,961 followers | Follow
TEDDY monahan
I never met a dog I didn’t like. Follow me as I Focus on the Fun. I FOLLOW all happy DOGS back! Happy tails to you until we tweet again. ❀.•*¨*•.✿ TEDDY1,825 followers | Follow
Nina Ponce
Conservative,Catholic.Black Lab-German Shep.Long walks with papa and mama,playing with cousin Bambi,love squirrels and birds.1,802 followers | Follow
Esmie Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
I ♥ my pets, Best of Twitter Apr. 2010, #AnimalLover, cooking, SL, #MarthaStewart, 80’s music, #DuranDuran, La Ley, Yanni, Soccer, and shopping!1,797 followers | Follow
Gabe Bullard
News Director at Louisville Public Media. Overthinker of media and ethics. I like history, technology and comedy.1,787 followers | Follow
Debbie Reid
Passoinate about JRTs,(Jack Russell Terriers) got 2 rescue's,animals,my family, tech and music. Not forgetting Podiobooks.com & my Sony E-Book Reader PRS350/6501,635 followers | Follow
Russell Quotes ✔
These are quotes that a co-worker has actually said in casual conversation.1,614 followers | Follow
Dominos Vobiscum
The kinder gentler god. All things eternal. Love, Peace, Joy, Happiness. My website is my earthly life as an aging hipster who loves music.1,304 followers | Follow
From the Burrow
We write the Tails from the Burrow adventures: Stories, poems and comics about Lazyhead and Sleepybones, 2 sweet but silly bunnies who live in Bluebell Woods1,246 followers | Follow
vancouverman
narcissist, eternal skeptic, staunch atheist with a bone to pick with you.1,222 followers | Follow
Desiree de Rabbitt
I'm a pet rabbit living in Paris, and loving every minute! I'm at home all over Paris, and this year we're going to Nice for vacation!1,186 followers | Follow
Rainie Wells
I LIKE FUNNY PEOPLE. :D Playing the piano is my life. Chocolate is a wonderful invention, and I like One Direction, very much so. Muahaha. :31,038 followers | Follow
Deandra Marshall
950 followers | Follow
Sir Jack Russell
French Short legged dog TV Critic, likes rats and other small mammals- like sausages, loves crap TV an' cockney chit-chat - call me mates treacle. Says arf, arf829 followers | Follow
Galaxy Press
Publisher of the fiction works of L. Ron Hubbard which includes science fiction, fantasy, adventure, mystery, thriller and western.676 followers | Follow
newsoftheweird
Bringing you the best in weird news. Tag your tweets #weirdnews. We retweet your best weird news tweets.672 followers | Follow
Story Teller
Short stories for bogans at bedtime... Because we're all a little less classy than mother would have liked.630 followers | Follow
dj empirical
i play records. and i take pictures. http://djempirical.com http://soundcloud.com/djempirical http://wearenotdelicious.blogspot.com581 followers | Follow
Pointillés
Retrouver le Grand Messager Boiteux de Strasbourg sur Facebook et très prochainement sur le blog du Messager… http://www.facebook.com/MessagerBoiteux491 followers | Follow
Tila Hater
Natural born hater...suck it! Basically I hate the lying bitches in society...484 followers | Follow
Gābrielle B
Gabrielle. 25. HUGE military family. Patriot. Photography. Computer graphics. Loves to laugh. Hates assumptions, don't be an ass...umer.466 followers | Follow
Frank Massaro™
There is no such thing in our world as haves & have-nots The only thing there really is are wills & will-nots most people have-not cause they will-not419 followers | Follow
David Fowles
276 followers | Follow
Unfriendly Waitress
A glamorous, anonymous blogger and reccestionista dishing on the ridic events at a horrible mid level chain restaurant106 followers | Follow
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