Favrd Hilarity

Conan O'Brien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
5,750,343 followers |

Justin

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
3,048,583 followers |

Sarah Silverman

We're all just molecules, Cutie.
2,956,833 followers |

Michele Catalano

I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.
938,805 followers |

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
588,821 followers |

Ghetto Hikes

I'm 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids (of all races) on nature hikes. I simply write down shit they say. email: ghettohikes@gmail.com
458,080 followers |

Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Annie™
409,675 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
286,621 followers |

Alison Agosti

Writer. From that boring, middle-class upbringing that everyone has been talking about.
230,846 followers |

Old Spice

Drop-kicking dirt and odor, doing a clothesline on them and then slamming them with a folding chair.
213,534 followers |

Penelope Trunk

author, blogger, entrepreneur
128,115 followers |

Kyle Burns

im the drummer for FTSK! i was sent to earth to entertain, inspire and enjoy.
70,735 followers |

HuffPostComedy

57,299 followers |

Daniel Shannon

I am big. It's the character limits that got small.
43,107 followers |

TheOfficeQuotes.com

24,982 followers |

OfficeTally

Quotes, news, and insider exclusives on NBC's hit comedy, 'The Office.'
23,321 followers |

Scott Simpson

Shame is sexy
21,591 followers |

Nick Douglas

Editor of Slacktory.com
12,185 followers |

Danielle Belton

An all-around word hustlin'. Blog-post slanging. Perambulating pontificator. Sometimes Essence, other times Clutch Magazine contributor. Accidental drama queen.
9,481 followers |

Josh Hopkins

father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.
9,430 followers |

Avery Edison

Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math. a@averyedison.com
9,295 followers |

Twanna A. Hines

I write about sex & relationships for the web, newspapers & magazines. My blog is FUNKY BROWN CHICK®. Tweets do not reflect views of exes, family or employers
9,184 followers |

Robert the Brave

Your Mom's boyfriend. Eventually I'll offend you. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us
9,084 followers |

Theresa

I collect graduate degrees and complain about things.
8,487 followers |

Moltz

Sorry if I'm just too real for you. Sorry.
7,757 followers |

J. Adam Moore 

Software developer and the very first humorist on Twitter. My motto: If life were a race, I'd want to beat you to death.
7,402 followers |

Joe Schmitt

the second T is silent
7,301 followers |

Colleen Wainwright

Pushing the c*cksucking boulder up the motherf*cking hill.
6,590 followers |

blondediva11

I enjoy breathing.
6,098 followers |

SeoulBrother

Half Seoul. All Brother. Part of the AmericanDrink.net crew.
5,937 followers |

Miss_Cook

If I fit my entire life bio into one line, I'm never gonna get that book deal. Boobies.
5,715 followers |

Stephanie

Hey, turtleface. Want a peanut? sprattacus [at] gmail
5,658 followers |

Bailey Siewert

I am very opinionated when it comes to murals.
5,601 followers |

Henry Birdseye

Chicago UX guy enjoys technology, burritos.
4,929 followers |

Simon Goetz

Copywriter. Oscar Wildebeest. Ne'er-do-well-off.
4,758 followers |

Ainsley Drew

not so good at fads
4,130 followers |

notorious d.e.b.

Just another cute and sexy genius.
4,028 followers |

I. Ron Butterfly

Money, clothes, hos.
3,748 followers |

Geoff Barnes

The time that used to separate us has been obliterated. Stop.
3,669 followers |

Yaya

The following tweets are extremely serious and should not be taken lightly. Do not try this at home.
3,528 followers |

Shane Cyr

We never edit Hank's Thoughts.
3,429 followers |

Victoria Marinelli

A work in fragmentary progress. Feminist, proud mama, writer, Quaker, monogamous bisexual, mistake artist. Puts the 'strange' in estrangement.
3,367 followers |

Christy Ann

I like cookies.
3,223 followers |

Pantse Macabre

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Racquel Welch.
3,141 followers |

kellydeal

No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
2,931 followers |

Arch Stanton

Your Best Nightmare
2,927 followers |

Erica Minton

I live and work in Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm a fake redhead and a real smartass.
2,772 followers |

Erin Margrethe

Expat Californian living in Melbourne since 2006. I'm your friendly neighborhood nail lady.
2,755 followers |

Christa Mrgan

A lot like myself, only taller.
2,743 followers |

Girl11

Professional Wanderer. Part-time SuperHero Part-time SuperZero. Writer. Lover of mustard.
2,577 followers |

califmom

Widow at 40—thanks cancer, way to be a pal! Parent to one neurotypical kid and one Aspie. Not looking for a cure. California native in love with a Jersey boy.
2,505 followers |

Sean Hussey

Ruby, Rails, Agile, Husband, Father, Geek, SCUBA. Also, tall. Not in that order. Discuss.
2,233 followers |

Meowrey

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar...well, he eats you. (Views and moustache are my own.)
2,203 followers |

Theo Tsecouras

I'm not a native speaker and it snows.
2,145 followers |

Jack Holt

Catalyst
1,880 followers |

Emily

It's just drink. With a little drink in it.
1,874 followers |

frageelay

Brash, tweedy impertinence
1,856 followers |

Jonathan Eunice

Dadao: A two-handed Chinese broadsword. Dadaoist: A two-handed Daoist.
1,837 followers |

Kara

Making lemon drop shooters out of those lemons.
1,826 followers |

Jerilyn Hassell Pool

Designer of stuff and things | Mother of kids who are 20, 18, 15, 13 and a megalomaniac who is 4 | Wife of a guy who once ate a raccoon and drank a mouse.
1,655 followers |

Darrin Blankenship

Live from the Champagne Room.
1,545 followers |

Sarah Wedde

Professional recluse moonlighting as a cat lady. Interests include toast, earthworms, old men in suits, and the Oxford comma.
1,542 followers |

the lord your god

the lord your god is a jealous god. the lord your god hates decaf. anyone know how to get all caps on?
1,535 followers |

Terry Bain

Author of YOU ARE A DOG http://j.mp/youareadog & WE ARE THE CAT http://j.mp/wearethecat
1,527 followers |

Jeannie B

Artist, Mom of 3, Easily amused (obviously). I follow funny people in the hopes of becoming one when I grow up.
1,461 followers |

Kir

Latte maker. Wrong thing sayer. Connoisseur of mistakes. Knitter, runner, drinker, lover, breaker, fixer, smarter than I look.
1,460 followers |

The Yes Yes Yalls

NEW ALBUM 9000 COMING SOON
1,435 followers |

jimk

I'm perfecting my air-hump. jkubicek☠gmail.com
1,351 followers |

mrsmoltz

Frantic, neurotic, sexy, crafty, over-thinking wacko.
1,331 followers |

Wry Redhead

Writer, reader, snarker, laugh-out-loud-and-snorter, mama, partner, geek-admirer, sushi fiend, mac user, incessant dabbler.
1,295 followers |

superfantastic

I believe in the terminating series comma.
1,256 followers |

Detweiler, Brian

If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.
1,244 followers |

sokeri

I like cheese and yahtzee.
1,235 followers |

FarkerPeaceboy

It's all too beautiful.
1,223 followers |

Shameless Plug

singer/emcee/frontman for the jersey-based hip-hop/pop/r&b group the yes yes yalls
1,180 followers |

Abby Spice

Tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing while dressed for Rio.
1,135 followers |

Your Interloperness

Nonsense.
1,095 followers |

Sara

My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.
969 followers |

Balut

960 followers |

Mark Nikolewski

More lorem, less ipsum.
942 followers |

Heidi

Head gets so heavy that my feet don't move...
882 followers |

Meli-Mel

Angelic face with a dirty mind -OR- LA face with an Oakland booty.
790 followers |

Muffy Belchworthy

Puttin' the 'cunt' in 'country' 140 characters at a time. Rehabilitated cannibal. Formerly kind person. Users may experience anal leakage.
600 followers |

Edwina

It's Pho, as in duh, as in Pho'k You.
417 followers |

Emily Otiosus

I support nonviolent napping and conflict-free croissants.
370 followers |

Favrd Robot

Automated notifications of ALL Favrd tweets. No need to follow me, but please do block me if you’d rather not be notified. It’s okay, I’m a script.
295 followers |

Tim

Throwing pearls before swine since 2009.
266 followers |

Dré

I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic candle lit dinners, snorting blow off the belly of dead hookers and writing sarcastic online biographies.
260 followers |

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