Comedy

Ellen DeGeneres

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
9,365,589 followers |

jimmy fallon

astrophysicist
4,961,227 followers |

daniel tosh

not a doctor
4,723,209 followers |

Chelsea Handler

Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts The Chelsea Lately Show on E!
4,623,838 followers |

Russell Brand

4,157,613 followers |

Stephen Fry

British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger
3,895,578 followers |

The Onion

America's Finest News Source. Follow @OnionPolitics for the latest War For The White House election coverage. Also http://facebook.com/theonion
3,529,664 followers |

Stephen Colbert

3,076,014 followers |

Funny Or Die

We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.
3,051,148 followers |

Justin

I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
2,989,567 followers |

RainnWilson

I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.
2,877,332 followers |

Dane Cook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
2,738,802 followers |

Sarah Silverman

We're all just molecules, Cutie.
2,614,901 followers |

Joel McHale

Proud Mom
2,508,080 followers |

Al Yankovic

You know... the Eat It guy.
2,389,385 followers |

Ben Stiller

The real Ben Stiller. Sort of, whatever real means. Follow my production company here: @RedHourFilms ... my parents here: @StillerandMeara.
2,357,488 followers |

Eddie Izzard

I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country
2,274,968 followers |

KevinSmith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
1,995,596 followers |

Simon Pegg

Actor/writer/dog owner/winner of 50m flat race 1977-1981
1,957,268 followers |

Wil Wheaton

I'm just this guy, you know?
1,917,495 followers |

Danny DeVito

I'm an actor, director and producer.
1,896,667 followers |

Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr. Literally the biggest face on television.
1,883,362 followers |

someecards

Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!
1,771,908 followers |

Penn Jillette

More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcas, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV. God, No! - book
1,742,451 followers |

John Cleese

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
1,741,055 followers |

Michael Ian Black

You guys, you are seriously being dicks if you don't buy my new book. You're Not Doing It Right comes out 2/28/12.
1,714,008 followers |

Mindy Kaling

writer/performer/shopper
1,655,896 followers |

Aziz Ansari

I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.
1,607,430 followers |

Cheezburger

Get your five minutes of happiness at http://cheezburger.com
1,587,278 followers |

Chris Hardwick

I am Chris Hardwick and these are my Tweets!
1,581,391 followers |

TextsFromLastNight

remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 76843
1,528,054 followers |

Tracy Morgan

This is really Tracy Morgan
1,454,254 followers |

Sockamillion

I am Jason Scott's Cat.
1,449,319 followers |

bob saget

I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
1,411,070 followers |

Kevin Nealon

Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
1,386,501 followers |

Kathy Griffin

2-time Emmy award winning comedian & star of Bravo's My Life on the D-List.
1,312,566 followers |

Paul Feig

Paul is a guy who wears suits and tries not to screw things up. He also created Freaks and Geeks. Oh yeah, and just directed Bridesmaids.
1,236,728 followers |

cakewrecks

Jen from Cake Wrecks here, at your service. Oh, and fair warning: I'm a geek, and I tweet like one.
1,233,181 followers |

Jason Sweeney

limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.
1,158,337 followers |

Pee-wee Herman

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
1,130,971 followers |

Seth Meyers

1,045,389 followers |

BestAt: The Best @'s

Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2008. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.
1,032,593 followers |

Louis C.K.

I am a comedian and a person and a guy who is sitting here.
995,732 followers |

Bill Maher

The Official Bill Maher Twitter
975,449 followers |

Jim Gaffigan

Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper http://favstar.fm/users/JimGaffigan Itunes = http://tinyurl.com/65z4dfy
923,335 followers |

Dara O Briain

Infamous Brit-Licker; also been known to hand out free puppies
775,433 followers |

Rob Brydon

Chap.
720,955 followers |

hodgman

THAT IS ALL, a book of FINAL WORLD KNOWLEDGE, will be published on 11/1/11.
686,313 followers |

Drew Carey

Also, @TPIRHost for Price Is Right tweets
642,952 followers |

Peter Serafinowicz

Male actress and comedienne. All content © Peter Serafinowicz.
604,896 followers |

David Mitchell

This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the former Tory MP.
587,996 followers |

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
574,434 followers |

Matthew Lucas

Hello I am a man. Oh, and before you tweet me a question, you might find the answer already here.... http://ow.ly/5s5sw
552,444 followers |

Bill Bailey

keeper of the eternal flame, occasional bouzouki player
550,802 followers |

Tina Fey

465,285 followers |

Charlie Brooker

Underwhelmist.
464,308 followers |

Cracked.com

America's only humor website. Since 1958.
456,077 followers |

Nick Frost

445,287 followers |

Funny One Liners

One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.
408,876 followers |

CollegeHumor

We once tweeted about Twitter being down while it was still down. It ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and we saw our own deaths.
400,856 followers |

Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Annie™
392,031 followers |

Doug Benson

It's an election year, so... If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Also, I have an itchy block finger. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
376,146 followers |

Frankie Boyle

Paul Bunyan waving his hat one last time
372,576 followers |

Alan Davies

352,591 followers |

Barney Stinson

The Official Twitter Page of Barney Stinson
343,921 followers |

Rob Huebel

I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
314,583 followers |

virus

307,031 followers |

Paul Scheer

I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.
286,575 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
268,669 followers |

Adam Carolla

The only official Twitter of Adam Carolla. Be sure to follow for daily updates!
262,847 followers |

Judah Friedlander

I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page.
245,962 followers |

Paul F. Tompkins

Hubris!
235,854 followers |

Armando Iannucci

comedy satwitterist
229,881 followers |

TheBloggess

I have friends in spite of myself.
212,006 followers |

Merlin Mann

This was a valued rug.
205,647 followers |

Dave Gorman

AbsoluteRadio:Sundays10am. Podcast too. Tour dates: http://bit.ly/LiveDates I never RT any tweets that ask me to RT them. Don't drop litter.
193,699 followers |

Phillip Jupitus

Welcome to the virtual bog wall... Occasional adult themes, situations and language... Hair trigger blocking habits... On tour in SPAMALOT until 12th June
188,869 followers |

Glenn Howerton

I do the Sunny thing... and RCG... and... you'll see.... you'll see....
185,221 followers |

Michael Showalter

Author of Mr.Funny Pants available at a bookstore near you! Or online now at www.amazon.com
178,481 followers |

Margaret Cho

Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!
169,509 followers |

Graham Linehan

I apologise in advance.
156,062 followers |

FMyLife

Get the guts to spill the beans
155,220 followers |

Mrs Stephen Fry

Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his five, six or possibly seven kids. You can pre-order my book, How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage here
136,445 followers |

Saturday Night Live

the official Twitter profile for Saturday Night Live
129,869 followers |

Thomas Lennon

Lt. Dangle, Member of The State. Old Fashioned Guy.
124,140 followers |

Mike Birbiglia

Comedian & other stuff. I have a new Sleepwalk with Me Live Cd now on itunes. What do I do for fun? This.
112,402 followers |

zefrank

creator of star.me, zefrank.com, colorwars, the show, youngmenowme, and many other online play spaces.
62,035 followers |

Jelisa Castrodale

Writer for NBCSports.com and the almost-launched MSN Now. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.
61,906 followers |

Overheard Newsroom

@OHnewsroom delivers the best overheard comments in any newsroom -- #OHnewsroom your tweets for the site. Managed by @ohmykevin.
53,933 followers |

FailBlog

FailBlog.org
52,910 followers |

Joshua Allen

cockblocking beats
43,354 followers |

People of Walmart

37,943 followers |

Adam Lisagor

Proprietor of sandwichvideo.com, youlooknicetoday.com, putthison.com and adamlisagor.com. So many websites!
33,659 followers |

Tremendous News!

Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.
30,651 followers |

awkwardfamilyphotos

27,265 followers |

Scott Simpson

Shame is sexy
21,058 followers |

Tom Bodett

A name vaguely familiar to most Americans. Folksy Pitchman. // Obscure, slightly famous humorist... -NY Times // Random Customer
12,706 followers |

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