Humor
ashton kutcher
I make stuff, actually I make up stuff, stories mostly, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, and actions. Thats me.10,833,089 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country2,430,997 followers | Follow
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!2,069,508 followers | Follow
Nathan Fillion
It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.1,276,877 followers | Follow
Jim Gaffigan
Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper Mr. Universe avail NOW at JimGaffigan.com $51,070,616 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.465,297 followers | Follow
omgidothistoo
Your life in 140 characters. Winner of the 2011 Shorty Awards. Retweet anything you do! For business, email: idothistootwitter@gmail.com / @funnyz260,231 followers | Follow
Margaret Cho
Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!186,041 followers | Follow
Mental Floss
Amazing facts from the good people at mental_floss magazine. @EnglishJason is in charge of typing.185,231 followers | Follow
DRUNK HULK
REMEMBER! WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AND SEE ONE FOOTPRINTS! YOU KNOW THAT WHEN DRUNK HULK CARRY YOU! WWW.DRUNKHULK.COM!158,725 followers | Follow
David Voth
Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.117,899 followers | Follow
Ben Schwartz
Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Rec, Clyde Oberholt on House of Lies, Randy on Randy Cunningham, Performer at the UCB Theatre, Calvin and Hobbes enthusiast.113,559 followers | Follow
James C Mulligan
That one guy from that thing... that also paints on occasion.110,652 followers | Follow
scharpling
Host of The Best Show On WFMU. TV writer. Professional chump steamroller.71,087 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.31,724 followers | Follow
Shari Vanderwerf
Stand-up comedian/writer. My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.19,726 followers | Follow
Kristy Grant
Writer for Anger Management. I'm shy! (giggles & runs behind curtain to hide; falls out window to death)19,056 followers | Follow
Tamara Schilling
Intl. Speaker, Relationship Expert, Web TV Show Host http://RelationShift.TV Just a Mermaid Old Soul Fish-Girl, No iphone yet, still wanna play?15,189 followers | Follow
JULIE COLLINS
Honest, to the point, determined. #BSL #peace #love #Ambitious #careFree Be nice!13,114 followers | Follow
Kelli O'Neill
I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. ~ H. Melville (Moby Dick)9,233 followers | Follow
@AnitaNelson
Mad Scientist @AnitaNelson creating ModelSupplies Skin Care & Ingredients available on eBay & Etsy. Health Supplements, skin care, health, fitness, beauty, ♥6,672 followers | Follow
Dave Richardson
Learn imaginative metaphor, analogy, simile & figurative writing. See site for 1000's of examples + 'Be A Genius With Metaphors' book. Here Quotations & Jokes5,004 followers | Follow
Wendy Sparrow
HAPPILY married writer & mom to 2 quirky kids. Autism advocate. Irreverent LDS. Insomniac w/ OCD. Fueled by Mt Dew. @EntangledPub Author. Agent @slyyake4,745 followers | Follow
Keri Stevens
Romance novelist. Author of STONE KISSED, Golden Quill winner for best first book. Get it on your kindle: http://bit.ly/fe3Cj7 or nook: j.mp/dTABB5. Tweet me!3,399 followers | Follow
Carmen Bauzá
Unfinished masterpiece. Creative Director @ Chiat\Day MX. Observer. Engine. Se habla español.1,803 followers | Follow
sleep talker
My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Wanted to share them with the world.1,243 followers | Follow
Mary D to tha P
Mommyist. Over-thinker. Underdog. Writerist. Laughter Enthusiast. Altoid-lover. Insomniac. People tell me I'm too nice. What kind of crap is that? :P1,047 followers | Follow
Pants Puppet
53 followers | Follow
Recommendations
List curators: Please login with your Twitter oAuth account to accept or reject recommendations.
1
vote
vote
I recommend @CrassECards for @URKidnRite's Humor list on Listorious http://bit.ly/cbqNZx because...
By CrassECards
