Humor
Chelsea Handler
Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts The Chelsea Lately Show on E!4,625,522 followers | Follow
Russell Brand
4,160,737 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger3,895,901 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
3,078,207 followers | Follow
Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.3,055,298 followers | Follow
RainnWilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.2,878,077 followers | Follow
Neil Patrick Harris
I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.2,648,216 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country2,275,134 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician. You can find me here and at Stevemartin.com.2,246,157 followers | Follow
Seth MacFarlane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire1,852,990 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,772,284 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcas, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV. God, No! - book1,742,552 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,741,854 followers | Follow
Aziz Ansari
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.1,608,030 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,158,303 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
1,046,327 followers | Follow
Howard Stern
King of all Media. Howard 100 and Howard 101 on SiriusXm Satellite Radio. Howard TV on Demand. Author, Actor, Lord of Fart Manor.1,008,359 followers | Follow
Michele Catalano
I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.955,733 followers | Follow
Jim Gaffigan
Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper http://favstar.fm/users/JimGaffigan Itunes = http://tinyurl.com/65z4dfy923,335 followers | Follow
Jerry Seinfeld
730,386 followers | Follow
Patton Oswalt
Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.629,154 followers | Follow
Comedy Tweets
Anthony Isaacs, Comedian/Internet tycoon, I express my comedy through my tweets. ALL Inquires Contact: ispeakcomedy@ymail.com621,285 followers | Follow
Peter Serafinowicz
Male actress and comedienne. All content © Peter Serafinowicz.605,055 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.574,556 followers | Follow
James Franco
424,032 followers | Follow
Doug Benson
It's an election year, so... If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Also, I have an itchy block finger. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.376,146 followers | Follow
kelly oxford
Designed to make you feel like everything is going well. I am your Perestroika.306,943 followers | Follow
oliviamunn
Olivia Munn: vigilante super hero, novelty pen collector and your mom.302,263 followers | Follow
Paul Scheer
I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.286,575 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.268,691 followers | Follow
Lisa Lampanelli
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, standup comedian, actress, equal opportunity offender, Mrs. Jimmy Big Balls268,214 followers | Follow
Jeffrey Zeldman
Author, Designing With Web Standards. Founder, Happy Cog™ design studios, A List Apart. Co-founder, An Event Apart, The Big Web Show. Publisher, A Book Apart.267,650 followers | Follow
Jeffrey Ross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Check out RoastmasterGeneral.com for my live shows in your area.252,684 followers | Follow
Judah Friedlander
I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page.245,962 followers | Follow
Alison Agosti
Writer. From that boring, middle-class upbringing that everyone has been talking about.233,789 followers | Follow
Andy Richter
actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to Sarah Thyre, father of two217,513 followers | Follow
Michael Showalter
Author of Mr.Funny Pants available at a bookstore near you! Or online now at www.amazon.com178,481 followers | Follow
Russell Peters
Joke Slinger, Music Enthusiast and DJ Nerd... I did all of this First!!!176,707 followers | Follow
Megan Amram
it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom171,011 followers | Follow
Margaret Cho
Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!169,791 followers | Follow
Jim Norton
This is my Twitter account. There are many like it, but this one is mine.166,148 followers | Follow
Gilbert Gottfried
Mr. Gottfried served 8 years in prison for beating up an Eskimo.157,495 followers | Follow
HIMYM on CBS!
#HIMYM - Welcome to the OFFICIAL How I Met Your Mother Twitter page! Tune in Mondays at 8/7c on @CBS!156,155 followers | Follow
Fake Borat Sagdiyev
155,527 followers | Follow
Jenny Johnson
TV news producer, writer, wife, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. http://www.witstream.com/#jenny_johnson153,436 followers | Follow
The Sklar Brothers
This is the official twitter page of comedians, Randy and Jason Sklar. HENDERSON!! Our New CD Hendersons and Daughters is out NOW on Amazon and iTunes.152,902 followers | Follow
Timothy McSweeney
The Twitter feed of Timothy McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and McSweeney's Books.152,658 followers | Follow
Todd Barry
Watch http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5e19. EMAIL LIST: http://bit.ly/wjBRn5 TOUR: Vancouver, Austin. Tickets:150,336 followers | Follow
Arjun Basu
Author, writer, editor, Shorty Award winner (though I'm not that short), foodie, husband, dad. Creating Twisters, 140-character short stories.145,213 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.122,266 followers | Follow
marc maron
I am a comic and a feral cat wrangler and a writer and the host of WTF with Marc Maron the podcast.99,661 followers | Follow
Alex Albrecht
Creator of stuff... Diggnation/Totally Rad Show/Voltron:The End (http://www.VoltronShort.com/)87,368 followers | Follow
Pauly Casillas
Inventor of the spaghetti sandwich and Zapp from Zapp & Roger.71,581 followers | Follow
scharpling
Host of The Best Show On WFMU. TV writer. Professional chump steamroller.69,241 followers | Follow
Dave Foley
A comedian from the 90s. Capable of almost 12 facial expressions though I rarely use more than 4 of them.66,116 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the almost-launched MSN Now. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.61,910 followers | Follow
Chris Gore
Comedian, writer, I'm on G4TV's Attack of the Show and my podcast is PodCRASH. I like Batman, zombies and long walks on my back.54,384 followers | Follow
Mandy Stadtmiller
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin52,051 followers | Follow
reggie watts
In the absence of truth there is confusion, the essence of truth.47,687 followers | Follow
John Mulaney
My new One Hour Special New In Town premiers Jan 28 on Comedy Central 10/9c.47,065 followers | Follow
jim florentine
This is the real Jim. I'm the guy who played the retarded fella Special Ed on Crank Yankers. I also host That Metal Show on VH1 Classic. I also like Beer a lot44,083 followers | Follow
Maria Bamford
I don't tweet anymore. Now I just whisper what I'm doing in the present tense, all the time. If people want to start following me, that's cool.41,555 followers | Follow
Damien Fahey
tv & radio host, stand-up & improv comedian. contributing writer for brian sack's 'the b.s. of a'. writes fake news at http://www.damienfahey.tumblr.com40,568 followers | Follow
Shawn Wayans
39,029 followers | Follow
Darya Pino
One of TIME's 50 Best Websites of 2011. Darya is a PhDork, San Francisco foodie, health enthusiast, wine lover, livestreamer & geek girl.38,453 followers | Follow
Nick Nolte's Mugshot
Aw hell, sugar, I ain't affiliated with the actor Nick Nolte. I'm only a fictional entity based on his mugshot. Whatever the shit that means. (*spits*)38,157 followers | Follow
WTF with Marc Maron
As a comedy nerd, this show is my nirvana. -Judd Apatow35,974 followers | Follow
amia miley
34,510 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
Proprietor of sandwichvideo.com, youlooknicetoday.com, putthison.com and adamlisagor.com. So many websites!33,659 followers | Follow
Stiller & Meara
Comedians/actors Jerry Stiller & Anne Meara. @RedHourBen's parents. Check out a NEW episode of our web-series every TUESDAY from Ben and @RedHourFilms!33,110 followers | Follow
Nick DiPaolo
I wear a size 17 shoe. Comedian and radio show host Nick Di Paolo of The Nick and Artie Show #nickandartie .... account run by @bakermedia32,121 followers | Follow
Pauly Shore
The real home of The Weasel on Twitter! Check out my tour dates: http://www.paulyshore.com/site/tour-dates-new/31,219 followers | Follow
Lucky Shirt
Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.30,864 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.30,666 followers | Follow
matt walsh
heavy mass star, big fan of cased meats, father, Bears fan, and early adapter of Twitter.27,960 followers | Follow
Mike Monteiro
This is a personal account and does not reflect the opinions of my boss, who is an asshole.26,567 followers | Follow
Matt Braunger
I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. I play Gene on NBC's Up All Night. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.25,972 followers | Follow
Kumail Nanjiani
Comedian. I play Pindar on Franklin & Bash & do gaming podcast The Indoor Kids. Also, lots of stand-up comedy.25,597 followers | Follow
Matt Besser
#1 Ranked Comedian Holder of more world comedy records than any other living comedian.25,468 followers | Follow
Brendon Walsh
Guess how many fingers I'm holding up my butt. http://favstar.fm/users/brendonwalsh23,618 followers | Follow
moshekasher
Moshe Kasher. Comedian. Child Genius. Jew. Jew Comedian. OBGYN. Pleasure center. Good tipper. Guiding light. Beefcake. He lives alone in LA.22,817 followers | Follow
Rory Albanese
Daily Show Exec Producer, Writer, Stand-Up Comedian, World's Strongest Boy '86,'87,'90,21,124 followers | Follow
Squirt Russell
Smut writer & alien astronaut theorist. I like booze, John Candy & breakfast.20,606 followers | Follow
Sean Tejaratchi
Every moment you spend hating is like a precious jewel you steal from yourself.19,944 followers | Follow
Doug Stanhope Quotes
A Doug Stanhope quote every day from the unofficial quote stream that takes pride in failing to do justice to a comic genius.18,884 followers | Follow
Shari Vanderwerf
Stand-up comedian/writer. I would totally dominate Iron Chef Pop Tart.18,501 followers | Follow
Jason Mustian
Hello! Do you like some things, yet dislike other things? HI! ®16,898 followers | Follow
forumforfun
Forum For Fun (currently in development) Are you having Fun? Jokes and Quotes15,697 followers | Follow
Miss Fuckalicious
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.14,643 followers | Follow
Greg Schindler
Funny Or Die's marketing manager and plus-sized hand model. I believe one's character is best revealed by their reverence for Patrick Duffy.14,607 followers | Follow
Team Twaggies
The Web's funniest tweets, illustrated into even funnier comics. Have a funny tweet? Send it to us!13,702 followers | Follow
Joe Randazzo
Thinking about changing my profile photo since 2009. Editor of The Onion.13,598 followers | Follow
SlappNuttz
I'm the guy that your Mom and Dad approved of, but you still wanted to fuck.12,735 followers | Follow
Uncle Dynamite
Modern life is rubbish. I retweet people you might well consider following.12,724 followers | Follow
Mike Drucker
Contributing writer for The Onion & Saturday Night Live, Lead Writer of comedy video things for IGN, Comedian10,168 followers | Follow
ucb comedy
Original comedy & funny videos from the twisted minds of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre’s best improv, sketch and stand up comedians.10,156 followers | Follow
Adam Isacson
I work at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_wola.9,893 followers | Follow
dick towel
as seen on it's always sunny in philadelphia. Funny, functional, sexual!9,666 followers | Follow
Greg Giraldo
9,474 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,432 followers | Follow
Baron Vaughn
The Man. The Myth. Definitely a Myth. I'm Leo from Fairly Legal on USA.9,359 followers | Follow
Jesus H. Christ
And on the 7th day, God....said fuck it. http://tmppodcast.podbean.com9,173 followers | Follow
Avery Edison
Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math. a@averyedison.com8,752 followers | Follow
Father Kelly
Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.8,455 followers | Follow
Once An Aries
Your Mom's boyfriend. Eventually I'll offend you. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us8,416 followers | Follow
Ted Alexandro
I'm a standup comedian typing stuff to you from time to time.8,317 followers | Follow
Sean L. McCarthy
I work the comedy beat for my own digital newspaper. Just doing my part to Win The Future!7,959 followers | Follow
Jonathan Sloan
The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.7,833 followers | Follow
Doctor Zaius
Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are7,349 followers | Follow
Ben Brooks
Comic, musician, writer, father & student. http://www.witstream.com.7,047 followers | Follow
Rachel Feinstein
I'm a comedian that does fun loving characters and I will write ironic things about stuff here. Follow me and I'll give u mad unconditional love.6,765 followers | Follow
Jessica Warhole
Yeah, it's all about me... but sometimes I see you over there in the corner.6,641 followers | Follow
Angela Helga
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use is my liver for *after* photos.6,077 followers | Follow
Hari Kondabolu
A comedian and writer born and raised in Queens. Currently living in Brooklyn. BE SUPER!5,450 followers | Follow
Sean Conroy
Comic; Improviser; Writer; Actor; Producer; I make fun. ...what I do have are a very particular set of skills...4,486 followers | Follow
Jeff Kelley
I eat a ton of chicken, like inhumane amounts. I think aircraft carriers are neat and I appreciate a good shirt tuck-in. Writer and communications person.4,441 followers | Follow
W. Kamau Bell
I end racism... or make it worse depending on your perspective. www.GoodShowNegro.com4,151 followers | Follow
Shanna Bologna
I'm creepy, but not that creepy. Ok, I'm that creepy. Monogamous with @theduty.4,138 followers | Follow
Heather Knight
CMU Roboticist with a soft spot for interactive art and live robot performance. @MarilynMonrobot in NYC, @Syynlabs in LA, Executive Director @robotfilmfest!3,605 followers | Follow
poop finger
attn: midgets, religious folk, fatties, other weird fuckers & cops: i say mean things. there's yer disclaimer. fuckititude aplenty.2,988 followers | Follow
Jason Phillips
Internet jealousy is measured in precise units, called butthertz.2,894 followers | Follow
David Leibowitz
Trying to decide on a bio. Right now, I'm partial to Abraham Lincoln's.2,630 followers | Follow
Joey Medina
Professional comedian, Writer, Producer & Director and a hell of a guy! www.JOEYMEDINA.com2,569 followers | Follow
Pencil Jesus
2,510 followers | Follow
Jordan Peterson
FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer, frotteur.2,424 followers | Follow
Tell Your Friends!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS! is a Tuesday night comedy show at Lolita Bar in NYC. And soon to be a major motion picture: www.tellyourfriendsmovie.com2,134 followers | Follow
Steven Bonisteel
Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.1,906 followers | Follow
sheng wang
standup comedian. eater of everything. born in taiwan, raised in houston, cultivated in the bay, paying rent in nyc. now, let's ride bikes!1,546 followers | Follow
Indé Fjölnir
And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.1,509 followers | Follow
Liam McEneaney
Liam McEneaney is an oaf, a layabout, and a comedian/writer.1,492 followers | Follow
Jessica Delfino
Twisted minstrel + jokester. Dementertainment and fun for the whole family (except for the kids).1,488 followers | Follow
JulietJeske
Comedian, Writer, Singer, Not so Bitter Divorcee. Baker of cookies, and player of accordions and ukuleles! Blogger for the Huffington Post1,069 followers | Follow
Angry Old Coot
Just a shotgun and a rocking chair between me and the hoosgow.1,007 followers | Follow
Alex Kaseberg
When Mom asked if I had been bad in Kindergarten, I said; A little bit bad, but a whole lot funny.782 followers | Follow
Fiore Delicato
Nice girl trapped in sarcastic woman's body. Mother of grown male lovechild. Writer of limericks. Soulmate of Too Cool. User of fancy words.672 followers | Follow
Nato Green
626 followers | Follow
Deepak Mantena
My job is Junk Culture, but my passion is Junior High Guidance Counseling.538 followers | Follow
Missy Moser
I live in New York. I'm single. really really single. I mean, not that single.431 followers | Follow
Will Franken
A really talented comedian. Very talented. Yeah, that's about it. Motherfucker's talented.268 followers | Follow
The Borg Collective
Resistance is futile... unless you're from fluidic space... or maybe if you're from Earth... ok it's MOSTLY futile.38 followers | Follow
Keith Purnell
35 followers | Follow
Mike Oksinja
Retweetin the best tweets since 1852! BTW, I'm totally deaf and blind in one eye and only got one hand so I don't reply often.3 followers | Follow
