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Funny One Liners

One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.
465,986 followers |

Very Short Story

Twitter sized fiction. Stories by @sean_hill. Send me a noun and I'll use the ones that inspire me in a story. Get the book http://amzn.to/VeryShortStories
110,167 followers |

shelby fero

I'm not too crazy about me either.
71,949 followers |

Julieanne Smolinski

Nobody loves a good Dickens joke.
61,021 followers |

Favstar.fm

Tip: Tell your friends to log in to Favstar once and their Favs and RTs will be collected instantly.
60,221 followers |

Jocelyn Plums

Kiss Mommy's cold sore and make it better! http://FilthyRichmond.com
40,063 followers |

Jamie Capria

The average person laughs 15 times a day... that's not nearly enough. http://favstar.fm/users/MrFornicator http://www.facebook.com/JamieCapria
36,523 followers |

Derek Haines

Author, storyteller, Aussie and Swiss. 'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' Douglas Adams.
34,859 followers |

Niki

I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
28,992 followers |

Annika O'Brien

Programmer turned Roboticist. I make a lot of computer, video game & robot references.
25,267 followers |

Miss Fuckalicious

Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.
24,704 followers |

Craig S.

McGriddle Enthusiast,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear. RESPECT THIS PINK TOWEL!*BEEP BOOP*
23,382 followers |

donni

Comedy sandwich. Writer, riffer, fledgling opener, openly miked. Host of TwitTalkers (http://twittalkers.com). Only wrestles sea cows seasonally.
22,540 followers |

Stephanie

Once used the word dildo in a job interview. And got the job.
21,797 followers |

Shari Vanderwerf

Stand-up comedian/writer. My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.
19,749 followers |

Pax Paxochka

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
16,753 followers |

Hormonella, damn it!

My body is not my temple. It's more like my bar and grill.
15,999 followers |

David R Jennings

David is owner of Bauart Creative Services, a provider of print, broadcast, web design, e-media and photography. Sometimes he's funny.
15,814 followers |

Belvedere & Bourbon

We drink therefore we are...drunk.
13,119 followers |

Dogs doing things

Dogs imitating life, courting death.
13,112 followers |

Shane

Twitter should be an escape, not a destination.
13,040 followers |

lafix

Well groomed anarchist.
13,007 followers |

★★ Adam ♛

Stern, Yet Fair.. Bodybuilding, Musician, Theoretical critic, Self-assured genius with a realistic yet encouraging perceptive on life, Confident but reserved ✔✔
12,732 followers |

Katrina Whipp

That's me in the corner. I kiss like a fish, but never cry like a lover.
11,920 followers |

Mark Campbell

Writer for hire. I tweet, so you don't have to. In fact, I tweet a lot. It's okay. I love you. But not as much as freezies. No siree. Now, boogie!
11,903 followers |

Beerhaze

I enjoy moccasins, beer, beaches in November, people with interesting skin disorders, beer and beer.
11,218 followers |

Brandon Guttermouth

slayer enthusiast. fang baring feral unicorn. dong merchant. auto didactic sycophant. reverse kegel instructor. purveyor of dreamsicles.
11,168 followers |

Brian

I like your carpet. Is that shag? http://bdgarp.tumblr.com/
10,679 followers |

JerryThomas

Nicer than a junk yard dog.
10,424 followers |

T Black

If my heart ever explodes into tiny pieces, this piece is yours.
10,181 followers |

Tammy

9,598 followers |

Susan

Welcome to my period tracker! Visit me on WitStream - http://www.witstream.com/#susan_grober
9,482 followers |

Robert the Brave

I'm not a comedian or a writer and I don't play one on Twitter. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us
9,093 followers |

tackie_jackie

Took a weird-ass turn and ended up here.
8,948 followers |

JD Crowe

A cartoonist should be obscene and not heard. http://www.facebook.com/CroweToons You can also follow me at @crowetoons
8,496 followers |

Aaron

seal & yacht clubber
8,394 followers |

Jason

It takes police too long to respond to 911 calls. If I get robbed I'm ordering Chinese food and asking them to bring a gun.
7,970 followers |

shauna

WitStream.com member and writer for hire. Loved by my husband, animals, expletives, and gay men the world over. If you had a favorite brazen hussy, I'd be it.
7,889 followers |

Candy Crisis

I do a really good impersonation of a Fugu fish crashing against a window at high speed.
7,495 followers |

Terrill Fischer

Training Consultant & Improvisor. I make Meetings & Trainings Fun & Effective. Be in the moment and share laughter.
7,416 followers |

Joe Schmitt

the second T is silent
7,308 followers |

Theodora Chester

Lapsed writer, collecting distractions
7,164 followers |

Erik Kennedy

One chap, tweeting the talk of the tea rooms.
7,143 followers |

Angela Helga

I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use is my liver for *after* photos.
7,038 followers |

Shira

Improviser. Upright Citizens Brigade. Pittsburgh sports fan. Often opprobrious. More bounce to the ounce. Contributor to WitStream and @TheFakeCNN.
6,819 followers |

VocabuLarry

If this had been an actual emergency, we would still play that irritating noise.
6,772 followers |

Joe Bizness

The trick to comedy is being able to unmercifully make fun of yourself without having thoughts of suicide.
6,572 followers |

ICU night nurse

Night shift nurse in a busy ICU. Gotta vent somewhere...
6,320 followers |

Tina Chesal

I'm a really happy person. http://tinachesal.tumblr.com/
6,168 followers |

suzanne

Sweet & salty with a bit of bitter & a swish of sour. A captivating tangle of contradictions, longings, complexities, & gifts--just like you.
6,104 followers |

Matthew Dolkart

Writer and performer of turtle jokes. See also @thefakecnn
5,802 followers |

Mariana Rivera

When I grow up I want to do a firefighter.
5,537 followers |

Andy Erikson

I'm one fourth of a siamese unicorn. :: http://favstar.fm/users/andyerikson
5,408 followers |

Carlos

*Tap,Tap,Tap* Is this thing on
5,373 followers |

iamjenn2

I say things on the internet.
5,338 followers |

Joel Ingersoll

I get up and I put on pants.
5,321 followers |

Norm

I'm fake BS principle on everything in life. I live in my head. I like card tricks. For entertainment purposes only.
5,261 followers |

cfishing

Pink, it's what's for dinner. Current project, Wind Pissers Guide To Dominance.
4,596 followers |

David Klein

Been known to write a little. Likes tacos. My best friend is my pet dinosaur.
4,459 followers |

Greg

The teeth on my keys all face the same direction on my key ring. Because I'm anal. I also enjoy love songs.
4,423 followers |

randomisms

Apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
4,316 followers |

Mark

In a committed relationship. Maui is my dog, and my favorite island. Formally trained in visual arts, but also write. Always thinking and dreaming.
4,202 followers |

best girl betty

sour cream and onion glitter
4,167 followers |

ben parrish

Ninja, Wizard and Writer
4,018 followers |

that hard way guy

I recently relocated to Las Vegas. These are the things that I've learned. The hard way.
3,933 followers |

Scarlett Fever

Music video junkie who adores great kids, particularly mine. Collecting friends who rock, get me, or otherwise fascinate.
3,917 followers |

This Charming Man

After all these years, my wife still calls me charming. She just says it with more sarcasm and disdain now.
3,855 followers |

C.K.

Follow me at @NOT_A_ZEPPELIN
3,853 followers |

Wendina

TMI ALERT! DISROBE AND ENTER DECONTAMINATION BAY! http://barenakedbones.wordpress.com http://weakgreentea.wordpress.com http://barenakedbones.blogspot.com
3,768 followers |

i used to be a pet

i still like to lick
3,589 followers |

CJ Roberts

I am a Writer, a Magician, a Strategist of Social Intelligence, a Neuromancer, a Photographer, a Zen Idealist and the Ghost of the Dark Muse Ministry.
3,569 followers |

MisterPrankster

From a bird's eye view we're all just target practice.
3,509 followers |

snicky

♋
3,462 followers |

RAINBOW SATAN

A DINOSAURVILLIAN.
3,371 followers |

Princess.Cum.Bubbles

Luvs reading, walks in the park, crocheting, and I'm an astronaut.
3,332 followers |

haurdCider

I could have sworn I had an attic.
3,279 followers |

Christy Ann

I like cookies.
3,224 followers |

BedheadBunny

I'm a shy and delicate flower, bitches.
3,113 followers |

Clay

Ziggy Stardust impersonator. Will play funerals, corporate events, bar/bat mitzvahs.
3,058 followers |

Mary

Do I ever cross your mind? All hope abandon ye who enter here. Deathly allergic to tedious and common.
3,047 followers |

Madame LaCrooz

Living La Dolce Vita, except in color.
2,976 followers |

Jessica Stratton

I don't care for pie...
2,960 followers |

pixiedintheark

*May not contain actual pixie. Contents may unsettle.
2,845 followers |

Nikka

I'm Cassanova with boobs. EOE.
2,807 followers |

Havana Hilary

Hazard
2,767 followers |

Jane 0751750

What you probably want from me is less context.
2,649 followers |

Cheryl

Don't mind my typos. I'm really good at them.
2,627 followers |

pinaplicious

My job is shit, my house is prone to infestations and other disasters, I can't type worth a fuck, and my language makes sailors blush.
2,611 followers |

J. Michael

Account of the film of the book of the story of the smell of my hair.
2,529 followers |

richmckay

I was born, never really learned to dance properly, never got over that stage where you can freely wear capes without people questioning you, and then it's now.
2,511 followers |

Steve Tweeters

Neurotic. Also, father of 5. Also, have ADD. While we're being honest, kind of an alcoholic also.
2,469 followers |

@tnylgn

come back they said. tweet they said. it'll be fun they said.
2,464 followers |

M. Chad Durham

Frustrated Writer, Loving Husband, Struggling Parent, Apathetic Cubiclean, Amateur Comedian. Find The PG13 Bull at http://www.facebook/mchaddurham
2,444 followers |

deb

Xtra tiny
2,321 followers |

Sir Kelleth

record store jerk.
2,274 followers |

Toya

If you would like to buy the girl in my avatar a drink, please get in line.
2,254 followers |

Anastasia Kazakevich

My hobbies include shiny things, bubble-wrap, and pretending we all live in Ancient Rome. http://theoneandonlyanastasiak.blogspot.com/
2,216 followers |

Max Powers

Professional mime hunter. Illiteratish. Cake enthusiast. All-around drain on modern society. (If following you back is important, give me a reason.)
2,145 followers |

Liz, Queen of Cheese

Hi, I'm a solipsist. Pleased to meet me.
2,143 followers |

COCKFART

ass hole/role model
2,139 followers |

Sandra Enns-Arnell

Don't worry, I'm a professional.
2,110 followers |

Kory Ford

I enjoy cardigans, bird watching, buffets, Tony Bennet, cribbage, tennis, the 1940's, bowties and I appreciate comfortable shoes.
2,082 followers |

missingblakes

Friend to people with nachos
2,037 followers |

Steven Bonisteel

Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.
1,963 followers |

amuirin

chortling moonbat
1,958 followers |

Cecelia

From the foreign country of whatever the fuck you want you get.
1,909 followers |

Nathan Piontek

I am an end product that can only be brought about through years of neglect, loneliness, and despair. Second City Alumni. Totally took a class once.
1,904 followers |

Ryan

If I had another brain it would be lonely.
1,882 followers |

HiHighHigher

Grammar Gangster. Pocket Editor. Linguistic Outlaw. Reading Ninja. Cynical Pollyanna. Dirty Green Hooligan. Urban Nomad. Monoculture is MURDER.
1,879 followers |

VirgoSherry

It's just me
1,871 followers |

Parasite Hilton

Lord of idiots.
1,860 followers |

frageelay

Brash, tweedy impertinence
1,858 followers |

Sabrina IntWife

Tinker, Painter, Writer, Spy. Oh crap, forget you read the last one.
1,853 followers |

Alicia Tobin

I am a comedian. I like animals and snacks.
1,842 followers |

Zen Bubba

I don't have time to watch our friendship bloom, can we just fast forward to the place where I can borrow your car?
1,773 followers |

Patrick Kerr

Vegas showboy. One time Noel on FRASIER and the blind guy on CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. Left-handed politics. Palmer method.
1,756 followers |

rachel

I can touch my nose with my tongue.
1,720 followers |

Denice

Go read the website. 160 characters, ha!
1,711 followers |

Word Nonsense

I write because they took my fire away... If you lower your expectations (a lot) I seem funny and maybe even awesome.
1,664 followers |

David

Will never understand what women want. What do they want? They eat green salad and drink human blood.
1,654 followers |

Josh

Vitiosus. Fictive strophic. I make music because I hate it.
1,652 followers |

Mojave Phone Booth

I once was a conduit for people worldwide to talk to one another. Bureaucrats destroyed me--or thought they did.... http://www.witstream.com/#mojave_phone-booth
1,605 followers |

Ryan Collins

President of Earth Leader of the Free Fucking World
1,535 followers |

JDT

Returning from places unknown...
1,518 followers |

keithland

i just like to laugh
1,510 followers |

Deconile

Huh?
1,504 followers |

Mister El Guapo

1,499 followers |

R

it's alright, baby's coming back
1,487 followers |

RJ

don't read too much into this.
1,481 followers |

Jeannie B

Artist, Mom of 3, Easily amused (obviously). I follow funny people in the hopes of becoming one when I grow up.
1,463 followers |

Indé Fjölnir

And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.
1,462 followers |

Dear No One

I'm fucking bananas, like desperate woman.
1,456 followers |

D. Parker

Just sittin' in the bushes, reading your tweets. Hoping to be allowed back in the house one day.
1,411 followers |

Candace K

I'm the best Trophy Wife my Hubs has ever had and I'm extremely Mommylicious.
1,391 followers |

ASCII alice

Anti-social commentary.
1,364 followers |

Hosey

Have a seat. This might take a while.
1,351 followers |

Patrick Saleeby

It takes practice to be this didactic.
1,336 followers |

Ms Prissy Pance

Yeah, I'm a mom. But I'm not YOUR mom... so there's that. (Formerly MissPrissUSA)
1,323 followers |

Michelle

Just a bowl of bees.
1,319 followers |

Virginia Lore

1,316 followers |

Kelly

I really hate the word 'moist'.
1,309 followers |

Dantronic

1,304 followers |

Comedy Phile

When I look at my life and all I've accomplished I can't help but think how I could really go for some nachos right now.
1,277 followers |

CabbageNews

Intrepid Reporter. Muckraker, yellow journalist, sensationalist. Printing the stories the mainstream media won't.
1,268 followers |

Bob Friend

Amateur alcoholic. Wanna be comedian. Unwilling IT drone. Father to two smart asses.
1,256 followers |

Karen

Who ARE these people?
1,253 followers |

Desperate Loser

Not only am I the president of LAG (Loser Advocacy Group) I'm a member... the only member, but whatever. I'm here for you. Not really, don't call me.
1,250 followers |

Chris

hell to the maybe
1,231 followers |

Emmy

Over-analytical and pretentious unhipster chick. Human sugar glider, notoriously. Hobbies include making jokes on the Internet.
1,223 followers |

Jamie Kelly

Writer, editor, internets nerd. Media Relations Director at Cornell College. Contents should not be taken internally. Or seriously.
1,208 followers |

Candy Pantz

I'm the laser of two evils.
1,208 followers |

Christy Mac

Reading Baseball America in a tutu, like a princess.
1,200 followers |

abbey hunter

where has all the candy gone?!?
1,186 followers |

Jake Cohen

I plead the fifth. Of whiskey.
1,175 followers |

Evil Twin

Taking the blame for you since the day you were born and liking it. Now go follow @favstar.
1,173 followers |

paul shinn

lover of code, sweets, and wanderlust. wields oven mitts and keyboard shortcuts. perpetual cavalcade of randomness. coconut.
1,158 followers |

Jade River

...mostly snark. Tweets are about, eh, 97% true sarcastic observations about commercials, TV & life in general [ask me & you shall receive an honest answer]
1,154 followers |

RB Anthony

Father, Musician, Teacher, IT Guy. Laughter just naturally ensues. (These are my personal views and not those of PLNU).
1,116 followers |

Emily Sinclair

Writer, mother, partner, punctuator. Stories & essays in Colorado Review, The Normal School, Third Coast, Stories on Stage & elsewhere. Warren Wilson MFA.
1,094 followers |

Jenn

eharmony reject, interpretive dancer & typo queen
1,088 followers |

Isaac P-R

I don't know much, but I do know one thing... or two things? Yeah, I know two things.
1,067 followers |

Alex

Still not getting my facts right on the internets.
1,055 followers |

Charles D.

The missing Link. Ego canis malus.
1,040 followers |

Jenn Brombach

I'm 37 & have a 17yr old daughter & a 15yr old son. I have survived anorexia & a stroke. Now, I'm enjoyin & lovin life & I have an Amazing bf @NostradamAssHat
1,037 followers |

Tony

I can spell broccoli but I won't eat it. I was third in a Scalextric competition once. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
1,022 followers |

Nun_Ya

If you understand sarcasm? Climb aboard. Otherwise, fuck off!
1,000 followers |

George Theremin

ooooooOOOOOO!
979 followers |

Teen LaQuifa

Vigorously inconsequential!
971 followers |

Roma Arellano

Haven't puked since age 11. (If you knew my age, you'd be impressed.) And I draw: http://flic.kr/s/aHsiPsKTLR
947 followers |

ジュール jules

the inexplicably angry Powerpuff Girl
935 followers |

mpseudo

931 followers |

Christy

Blue eyed zombie
928 followers |

Famous A*Fiend

I like my brain big, my breasts bouncy, my life full & fuller, my closet over-stuffed, my reality vast, my aura fat. #chublife
927 followers |

Glenn

I can't believe I ate the whole thong.
925 followers |

Awesome Chaos

Read the tweets below... That should be enough. I am neurotically chaotic. I enjoy good conversation, mischief and mayhem. Its my thing. Just go with it.
906 followers |

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834 followers |

Kiley

Where have all the flowers gone?
826 followers |

Derek Huff

Writer, F-List actor, Cynic, and all around proof that the Internet should not be lived.
786 followers |

Christine

Free Hugs
786 followers |

DJ

I say things that I think are funny. Usually they are not.
781 followers |

Mark Bell

I tweet about life, love and booze. The “life” bit is pretty subjective. Also, not really love. Mostly booze, if I'm honest.
777 followers |

Jennifer

OH GOD, I've said too much.
762 followers |

Rob in Oklahoma

Being There
762 followers |

peter

I might make you smile :)
755 followers |

Grove Vee

World wide douche fighter
736 followers |

Jimmy Ether

Recordist. Mastering engineer. Noise maker: The Ether Family Presents, Big Ragoo, Aloha State, Inverted Jenny, etc. Lossless & vinyl advocate. Coffee. Scotch.
706 followers |

Mark Danielson

The butterfly of happiness flew by my window today. I waved and waved.
689 followers |

ms.mom

I'm not bitter, I'm bitchy. And not a bit sarcastic.
678 followers |

madhaiku

I get drunk, I write haiku. ∞
678 followers |

Sam

Lover of stilettos, sweets, whisky, tequila & life. Magia Fato Destino ♥
676 followers |

Killy Madison

Plays with glue and glitter, runs with scissors....
641 followers |

Mary

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused ... E. Costello
637 followers |

Unofficial Bears PR

unofficial Bears PR person trying to put a happy face on the latest debacle
629 followers |

Lisa

Amusing, bitchy and have quite a potty mouth. A lover. Never think before I speak or tweet. Insatiable and outspoken.
605 followers |

Soar Feat

Actor/ Writer who enjoys Martial Arts, Painting, Sailing and is a Cirque du Soleil Clown.
566 followers |

King C

guy, Torontonian, coffee, classic films, sit-coms, gay, top-40, jazz, musicals, asian, atheist, favstar.
561 followers |

Casey

I love baseball, game shows, and the Thursday night NBC lineup. Sometimes I tweet about my cat.
557 followers |

Icy Blue

I am wife to 1 and mom to 2. I love laughing and writing about people, behavior, and daily life in my world. My short attention span loves twitter!
556 followers |

Mlle Candy

I'm ready to play now. Warning: I may tweet in a dirty or sappy way about sex and love, although not necessarily in that order.
544 followers |

GG

Measured in halves and wholes.
512 followers |

Amelia H.M.

Occupier. Linguist. // Sedition. SmⒶshing.
510 followers |

Dream ♕ Giroux

A muse, with Jen Ne Sais Quoi. Elite Recon Specialist- #ʞɔɐdʇɐɔ... But they took my gun after I accidentally shot the cakes #ʞɔɐdʇɐɔ
490 followers |

Tamara King

Let's see... I write naughty guy-on-guy fanfiction when I'm bored.
477 followers |

Lisa Taylor

Everybody wants to duel the earl.
456 followers |

Maria

I love: music,movies,icecream,books,art,coffee,sunshine,bbqs,greatdesign,teafortwo,happyendings,magazines,shoes,spring,kisses,food,cosmopolitans,luck,summerdays
453 followers |

rhymes with hazel

Designer, Mom, Goofball http://favstar.fm/users/raiselm
437 followers |

Claudia

I stencil words of judgement on my ewes. Farmer, artist, mother, vertigo expert. UW and KU alum
423 followers |

C.M.

Chicana, geeky, obnoxious. Influential in boobs, coffee and cupcakes. College student and blogger. Sometimes I try to be funny. Editor @ theseedmag.com
418 followers |

David

Seeker of mysteries, often in awe. Observer of the absurd. Dad with 2 kids. Prone to musing and to being prone. Tech crunchy. Poetry @deeflies
409 followers |

Daniel

Balls
404 followers |

C. Joseph Bea

a man whose lust for money and power knows no bounds. all opinions my own unless I'm stealing jokes.
382 followers |

Vagrant

Systems manipulator, unknown person.
380 followers |

RustyBritches

Wait- is there going to be a test?
359 followers |

Lia

Just smart enough to comprehend how profoundly stupid I can be
341 followers |

The Man of the Hour

100% indefatigable. Capable of great things, surely, but hey, I've got stuff to do.
337 followers |

Julie

delicious layered casserole
315 followers |

Philip Kodiak Bear

Ursine actor. Sharing a cave with my angsty cousin, Cavemaster & my ex-gf's cubs from another baby daddy. Currently looking for a new agent.
303 followers |

jarn dillinger

Logophile, ursine enthusiast, ladyfracturist, tough guy, Hawke aficionado, proud baby hippopotamus parent, resident goof.
287 followers |

chezstik

Just passing through...
272 followers |

obviously, charlotte

just the girl-next-door gone wild
265 followers |

Mr. Ivy (Cahoots)

i'm a simple complicated man ♫ a logger of sorts, and an ancient librarian ♥ I love you ♥ three ever. It's weird loving perfect strangers.
257 followers |

nobody

A man and his backbone are dangerously exposed. Perhaps this explains the shortage.
250 followers |

T

I may be a pussy, but I still go to eleven.
238 followers |

Neil Maneck

Something something.
235 followers |

Yan

a nordic Chilean, latin Swede, father to twins and foe to chocolate. between my thoughts are tweetings.
224 followers |

Jeff

none
198 followers |

Johann Gambolputty

Quality human made in Germany. Student, recluse; modern-day hetaera. Optimist in spite of an above-average IQ. I ain't quite right.
192 followers |

Kryssi Benson

Smile back at me and I'll be less inclined to kill you. Either way we'll be making the world a better place.
150 followers |

Beda

Passion: Shuffling & arranging 26 symbols
137 followers |

animalcrackers

lawyer, photographer, cat lady. likes: detroit sports, warm weather / dislikes: pork products, 5:30am
133 followers |

Evil Dave

Dave's twisted and tortured soul.
120 followers |

Todd

I hate pretending to listen while other people talk. Just let me talk already! I want to talk about what you're talking about, but better.
114 followers |

Alissa

This is amuirin's writing blog, written to track the process associated with a writer's life.
113 followers |

Lizzie

I have my moments
112 followers |

A.M.V.S.

Just your average midwestern gal, who was stuck in the desert, and is now stuck in DC.
102 followers |

Flo

Free Tibet * Tibet Libre * Bod Rangzen * Indépendance pour le Tibet * Freedom for all !
101 followers |

Beatrice R.

Artist/photographer #GTD for a movie project.
92 followers |

Jennifer Wigg

I take pictures...
76 followers |

WetHotWebcamGirl

I'm Miicaal. Hi. Learning to Twitter again.
50 followers |

Angela

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