Chiquitas
Jessica Alba
Mom of 2, Founder of The Honest Company, amateur chef, terrible speller, loyal friend, hilarious at times... I play make believe for a living3,290,124 followers | Follow
Michele Catalano
I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.938,649 followers | Follow
kelly oxford
Writer. Designed to make you feel like everything is going well. I am your Perestroika.353,259 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com, one-time Jeopardy! winner, over-caffeinated marathoner. I smell like pears.64,642 followers | Follow
Miss Fuckalicious
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.24,689 followers | Follow
Ella or Denise
As soon as my husband starts his car I jump back in bed. I once drank a 12 pack of Stellartois at a baby shower.11,842 followers | Follow
Emmerson McGinnis
Slutwaffle. Writer for hire. Rumored Ninja. Irish-American binge drinker with enough rage to fuel her fire & liquor to ignite her desires10,787 followers | Follow
Dee Dennis
Creator of @catalystcon Long Beach, CA Sept 14-16, 2012 co-creator/organizer of @momentumcon & @TiedUpEvents.6,435 followers | Follow
ms. diagnosed
Mother, daughter, carnivore, social drunk, shit talker, flirt and procrastinator du jour6,374 followers | Follow
Jennifer Foster
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin6,240 followers | Follow
Steffani Cameron
Long-time ass-kicker, newly relocated to Victoria, BC, & Vancouver-born. Writer, wise-ass, smutteur, photog, & hobby chef: all here, FREE! Limited time offer.4,745 followers | Follow
Nibbles Spalanzani
The monk said: Why not kill yourself? The Master said: No place to start.4,670 followers | Follow
Courtney Reimer
Editor-in-chief at TLC/Discovery. Views, gaffes, toilet humor my own.4,608 followers | Follow
Bitchy Librarian
The librarian you wish you had. In a committed #homance with @winelibrarian. Learning to love life.4,440 followers | Follow
Scarlett Fever
Music video junkie who adores great kids, particularly mine. Collecting friends who rock, get me, or otherwise fascinate.3,917 followers | Follow
Janine Falcon
freelance beauty editor, beauty geek, freelance writer type, Face Editor at The Kit (thekit.ca), *grin* Boss to lazy-ass alter-ego Staff @BeautyGeeks.3,787 followers | Follow
averagebetty
Average Betty tickles your tummy with creative recipes, cooking demonstrations, celebrity chef interviews and a healthy dose of satire.3,553 followers | Follow
Tina Louise
The official Twitter account of Tina Louise: actress, mother, friend. Still living on an island (Manhattan).3,375 followers | Follow
Princess.Cum.Bubbles
Luvs reading, walks in the park, crocheting, and I'm an astronaut.3,332 followers | Follow
SharonVonGinger
Not suitable for work. Or really anywhere. I work at an online porn company. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.2,984 followers | Follow
Louise Hammond
I cannot solve your problems but can probably tell you some song lyrics that relates to it...secretly a Ninja Panda...lover of shiny things2,807 followers | Follow
Mixmaster L.A. Dawn
Singer. Ukulele plinker. Joke maker. Cheese lover. Laundry avoider. Pastry Chef.2,748 followers | Follow
Trixie Longboots
Palaeographer, numismatist, martyrologist, mudlark, grifter, bluestocking, prefecture of the pontifical household, sob sister, egg broker, dream dealer, dandy.2,471 followers | Follow
You're dumb
2,326 followers | Follow
Rachel Weingarten
Style is my business™ | Skillionaire | Idea Generator | Writer | Author | #MintStyle Creator/Columnist | Beauty Historian | Marketer | Trend Analyst |etc2,286 followers | Follow
The Middle Child
Sarcasm...it's what's for dinner. (And you're lucky you're eating!)2,262 followers | Follow
Kate McCartney
2,260 followers | Follow
Paula Kelley
Composer of film scores. Orchestrator & arranger of pop music. Plays bass gtr, electric gtr, acoustic gtr, piano, harpsichord, & the best tambourine in the west2,133 followers | Follow
Kamini like harmony
Serial freelancer - writer, photographer, social media junkie, radio host on @2OVfm #2girls1mic. Foodie. Life is what happens when you're making dinner plans.2,102 followers | Follow
Carmen Bauzá
Unfinished masterpiece. Creative Director @ Chiat\Day MX. Observer. Engine. Se habla español.1,805 followers | Follow
Liberal Hit-Girl
Mother of 2 and 'Job Creator'. Supporter of regulated capitalism.1,802 followers | Follow
Natalia Antonova
I'm a journalist, playwright and deputy editor of The Moscow News. There's a woman on my lap, and she's drinking champagne. Twitter feed is personal, blah blah.1,509 followers | Follow
The Ice Queen
If u believe any of the shit i write on here, then you're more stupid than you look....1,326 followers | Follow
Ms Prissy Pance
Yeah, I'm a mom. But I'm not YOUR mom... so there's that. (Formerly MissPrissUSA)1,323 followers | Follow
Daisy Danger
Literary, geeky, un-girly girl, hyper-sexual, brutally honest. I hate fake boobs and I love the Batman. Website/Podcast NSFW1,076 followers | Follow
FutureMrs@dmiller23
Sarcasm is my first language. I met the love of my life on Twitter. #p2 #Gypsy #NSFW-I have the T-shirt #DrewsSexSlave904 followers | Follow
Gretel Going
I love to observe people, live life, and talk (mostly) about non-work stuff. Otherwise, slaving away/livin' the dream as a partner at @ChannelVMedia.774 followers | Follow
Gillian Sze
I wrote Fish Bones and The Anatomy of Clay. I co-edit @branchmagazine. I'm looking for my master signifier. These tweets have short shelf lives.611 followers | Follow
Hannah Nilogram
books, chocolate, the brain, men singing in falsetto, secret messages, pretzeling, you!526 followers | Follow
Geekliciously Tacky
Scribbler. Doodler. Anglophile. Socially inept. Sharpie addict. Music lover. All-around weirdo. Sinnin' is how I'm livin'.501 followers | Follow
Moon Tigress
I'm a Twitter one woman variety peep show. I enjoy illicit drugs, long poops on the beach and trolling the internet.407 followers | Follow
Lindsay Rainingbird
Flightless bird that subsists mainly on veggie burgers and good books, Online Community Editor at The Coast, pleasant when caffeinated. May bite if provoked.320 followers | Follow
Stormy Cruz
Professionally, I'm a disgruntled lifeguard. Generally, I'm like toilet paper: you'll never want to live without me.310 followers | Follow
cachanchan
Helpless sexoholic and hopeless romantic. Please enjoy the hilarity of my madness.273 followers | Follow
Lady Jessica
New account to hide from the family. In the words of Gay Perry, to you nice folks in the Midwest, sorry I said fuck so much.144 followers | Follow
Alison Moon
127 followers | Follow
Robyn Jones
Me? Thanks for asking. I am a serious gluten-free granola girl who also likes sparkly. Oh, and I overshare. Often.111 followers | Follow
Moon Tigress
Just random words, thoughts, ideas that come from my convoluted mind. Rated R.100 followers | Follow
Ariana Troiano
*Insert Witty Remark Here – thus causing people to think you are an amusing genius*25 followers | Follow
Naomi Charron
Working with clay is my passion. I'm currently in the last session of a professional ceramics program in Montreal.17 followers | Follow
Rachelle Domine
Sarcastic Diva. Narcissistic Bitch. Wonderful Life. Seriously Effed Up Friends.6 followers | Follow
