Comedy

The Onion

America's Finest News Source. Follow @OnionPolitics for the latest War For The White House election coverage. Also http://facebook.com/theonion
3,530,632 followers |

Justin

I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
2,989,880 followers |

Chris Hardwick

I am Chris Hardwick and these are my Tweets!
1,581,463 followers |

Mo Rocca

419,914 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
268,691 followers |

Matthew Inman

Truth, beauty, and unkempt chest hair.
244,567 followers |

Armando Iannucci

comedy satwitterist
230,051 followers |

Big Ben

Established November 2009. Entirely unofficial & apparently imitated everywhere. Copyright details here: http://tinyurl.com/ylqbey3.
164,351 followers |

Greg Proops

Where time stands still.
50,287 followers |

Joshua Allen

cockblocking beats
43,354 followers |

Lizz Winstead

I'm a political satirist & co creator of The Daily Show. I point out crackpottery & stuff smart people write. My Book, Lizz Free Or Die, is out May 2012.
38,199 followers |

Hannibal Buress

January 28th San Diego February 10th- Hollywood Improv Feb 16-19- Denver Feb 24th - Boston other dates at hannibalburess.com
35,991 followers |

Kumail Nanjiani

Comedian. I play Pindar on Franklin & Bash & do gaming podcast The Indoor Kids. Also, lots of stand-up comedy.
25,597 followers |

Megan Ganz

writer for Community, little else.
16,958 followers |

Jamie Kilstein

Tells jokes, drops levels, reads books, doesn't eat animals. Cohost of Citizen Radio. Wearecitizenradio.com
14,096 followers |

Joe Randazzo

Thinking about changing my profile photo since 2009. Editor of The Onion.
13,598 followers |

Sara Benincasa

Comedian, Writer, Author of Agorafabulous! (Preorder it NOW, for funz!) http://amzn.to/qhPSSu
13,148 followers |

Elon James White

Creator of the award winning projects This @WeekInBlackness - http://twib.me and @BlackingItUp! (Listen Live Monday - Thursday) http://twib.me/live
12,709 followers |

Myq Kaplan

stand-up comic, friendly vegan, open-minded atheist, glass-totally-full optimist, awesome dork, human animal, adjective noun.
11,455 followers |

Baron Vaughn

The Man. The Myth. Definitely a Myth. I'm Leo from Fairly Legal on USA.
9,359 followers |

Ted Alexandro

I'm a standup comedian typing stuff to you from time to time.
8,317 followers |

Sean L. McCarthy

I work the comedy beat for my own digital newspaper. Just doing my part to Win The Future!
7,959 followers |

Aaron Karo

• Author, Comedian, and Founder of Ruminations.com • My fourth book and first novel arrives April 10, 2012! Pre-order Lexapros & Cons @ http://amzn.to/lexapros
6,937 followers |

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS
6,098 followers |

Hari Kondabolu

A comedian and writer born and raised in Queens. Currently living in Brooklyn. BE SUPER!
5,450 followers |

Jordan Carlos

comic, friend, son
5,411 followers |

Tina Dupuy

Frustrated paleontologist, realized syndicated op-ed columnist and managing editor of @CrooksandLiars. Plus I run marathons.
5,256 followers |

Andy Erikson

I'm one fourth of a siamese unicorn. :: http://favstar.fm/users/andyerikson
5,098 followers |

Greg Galant

Founder of Sawhorse Media (Listorious + Shorty Awards + Muck Rack + ???) and Venture Voice
4,905 followers |

Sam Brown

I make a poop show for a TV network that caters to film makers without money.
4,363 followers |

Greg Johnson

Stand up comedian in New York City.
4,324 followers |

Abbi Crutchfield

Comedian / Writer / Actor / Comedian. Listed in Time.com, Huffington Post Comedy & NY Post Online. Contributor to @RealShitGirlSay
4,281 followers |

Lee Camp

Comedian/activist/writer/arsehole & creator of the Moment of Clarity web series and podcast.
4,231 followers |

W. Kamau Bell

I end racism... or make it worse depending on your perspective. www.GoodShowNegro.com
4,151 followers |

Joe Garden

Onion features editor Joe Garden's easy laugh belies his desire to rip your skin off and throw you in the ocean.
3,776 followers |

Joe DeVito

I am a comedian looking for love in most of the wrong places. http://joedevito.com/Schedule.html
2,941 followers |

Chumworth

Guy. Father of two girls (one with type 1 diabetes). I try to write funny stuff. Back in the day I wrote jokes for Dave Letterman.
2,610 followers |

Josh Gondelman

Politely Hilarious. Hilariously Polite. You can get my CD here: http://shop.rooftopcomedy.com/album/everythings-the-best
2,445 followers |

Scott Dikkers

Funboat Captain
2,219 followers |

Mike Lawrence

Look upon my works ye mighty and chortle
1,823 followers |

Jon Fisch

i poop more than you do
1,732 followers |

Erin Jackson

I'm a stand-up comedian living in DC who enjoys scrapbooking and gangsta rap
1,649 followers |

Rick Younger

I'm an Actor,Comedian, Singer, Writer, Producer,Renaissance Man.
1,524 followers |

Kevin Avery

Dope, Def & Fresh!
1,481 followers |

Reese Waters

Pretend Expert
1,430 followers |

charles

That guy you were just talking about.
1,150 followers |

Lamont Price

I write and tell jokes. I eat Maple Walnut Ice Cream. I will own you at Connect 4. I have an afro and was never breastfeed. I have a crush on Judy Blume.
1,008 followers |

Sam Morril

Stand-Up Comic/Gentleman
976 followers |

Michael Pielocik

Staff Writer for The Onion News Network on IFC & contributor to The Onion. [Wilco lyrics]
868 followers |

Ramin Nazer

Bag of carbon, mostly water. Not too important.
858 followers |

Katie Compa

I have opinions, and sometimes also jokes.
788 followers |

Harrison Greenbaum

New York-based stand-up comedian and Shorty Award-winning comedy writer. One of Comedy Central's Comics to Watch and winner of the Andy Kaufman Award.
784 followers |

Soce Wizard

Soce The Elemental Wizard. I produce hip hop music, comedy videos, talent showcases and @mathprobs. Believe in yourself and make it happen! Photo by @EmmyRivera
784 followers |

hbeeinc

one hundred and sixty characters is not a lot of space to compose a proper online bio that will give the reader a good sense of who I am and the dreams I hold f
747 followers |

thomas dale

Ima do me....Ok boo?
714 followers |

Orlando Baxter

574 followers |

Love Rhino

God's gag gift to women.
523 followers |

tom mccaffrey

Money for nothing and chicks for free
458 followers |

Reggie Steele

Patience is a virtue, confidence and consistency is a must. Change the things you can and don't waste time worrying about the things you can't. Laugh Often.
394 followers |

Devin Delliquanti

Actor, Comedian, Producer, and Boy Detective.
272 followers |

Tom Dustin

I think I'm using twitter wrong
248 followers |

Nimesh Patel

The comedian, not the neurosurgeon.
212 followers |

Quiet Desperation

Quiet Desperation is a reality sitcom based in the Greater Boston area featuring some really unique and manic creative types.
161 followers |

Hezikiah Jenkins

I I am the Poet Laureate of Awesome. Back Down Negro
87 followers |

apostropheFAIL

documenting apostrophe misuse around the world's
47 followers |

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