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The Onion

America's Finest News Source. Follow @OnionPolitics for the latest War For The White House election coverage. Also http://facebook.com/theonion
3,820,584 followers |

Justin

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
3,050,340 followers |

Sarah Silverman

We're all just molecules, Cutie.
2,966,680 followers |

TextsFromLastNight

remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 76843
1,964,088 followers |

Felicia Day

Actress, New Media Geek, Gamer, Misanthrope. I like to keep my Tweets real and not waste people's time.
1,916,640 followers |

someecards

Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!
1,843,499 followers |

Michael Ian Black

Magician of the heart.
1,747,558 followers |

Heather B. Armstrong

Mommyblogger, tyrant, snugglebunny
1,554,137 followers |

Sockamillion

I am Jason Scott's Cat.
1,431,863 followers |

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
589,567 followers |

Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Annie™
410,558 followers |

Gizmodo

Technologies that change the way we live, work, love, play, think and feel. @kylenw is running the asylum this week
391,181 followers |

Rob Huebel

I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
335,333 followers |

Ree Drummond

I'm The Pioneer Woman. Desperate Ranchwife. Mother of Four. Lover of Butter. Amen.
306,655 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
287,312 followers |

Merlin Mann

I'm the best 17-year-old ever.
213,794 followers |

Michael Showalter

Author of Mr.Funny Pants available at a bookstore near you! Or online now at www.amazon.com
194,847 followers |

Eugene Mirman

I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.
194,071 followers |

Gawker

Today's gossip is tomorrow's news
181,699 followers |

Boing Boing

Official BoingBoing.net feed. Links to our blog posts, videos, and features, plus RTs + extras from our editors.
132,818 followers |

David Voth

Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
118,182 followers |

Joshua Allen

cockblocking beats
43,546 followers |

Nick Nolte's Mugshot

Aw hell, sugar, I ain't affiliated with the actor Nick Nolte. I'm only a fictional entity based on his mugshot. Whatever the shit that means. (*spits*)
38,664 followers |

John Heffron Comic

Comedian..that pretty much sums it up Please go to www.facebook.com/johnheffron and introduce yourself
21,125 followers |

Stephanie

I was born with a tail! If I had been born in India, I would have been worshiped, instead of having it cut off and scorned as a genetic freak. J/K
18,109 followers |

Spanish Word-a-Day

Tweets of the Spanish word of the day - Your free daily Spanish drill!
8,502 followers |

Trelvix

Banalities, indiscretions and occasional blasphemy.
4,388 followers |

officemate

rude and crude but I will keep you laughing all day - add me!
4,079 followers |

Dudley B. Dawson

I hate my job. I write about it on Examiner.com. My column could be tagged as: job humor, workplace humor, funny, cubicle humor, or painfully terrible.
3,718 followers |

Amanda Paredes

party thrower, social media junkie, coffee addict & shoe zealot.
897 followers |

Brian E.

By day, I connect with great local businesses to bring our loyal customers sick offers on cool things to do. By night, a NBA 2K11 and flag football legend.
592 followers |

San Antonio Tickets

Tweets future events in San Antonio when tickets become available.
530 followers |

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