Cool People I Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,145,632 followers | Follow
Ray William Johnson
I'm an alcoholic garden gnome with a taste for comic books and hip-hop music. I've also been known to produce a few good shows.956,333 followers | Follow
Michele Catalano
I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.938,523 followers | Follow
B.J. Mendelson
My first book, Social Media Is Bullshit, will be out September 4th from St. Martin's Press783,377 followers | Follow
DJ Sam House
Not your †ypical ☼ LA DJ!™ ☞ DJ ☊, Blogger ✍, Geek ♘, UCLA Bruin ✎, Remixer ✄, Mac , Artist ©, Wedding DJ ❀ + ☄ LIVE ☆ MIXSHOW DJ! ✌ ❤ ♫ ☺ ☠730,312 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.589,567 followers | Follow
Jessica Northey
Sass, Wit & Straight from the Hip=ME! I love God, Family, Friends, Music, Radio & RealityTV. Join #CMchat 24/7 Country Music Community w/LIVE chat Mon 8-9pCT.385,332 followers | Follow
Andrew Zimmern
Chef, Writer, Traveler, Host of Bizarre Foods & MSN's Appetite for Life. Catch New Episodes of Bizarre Foods America Mon. Nights @ 9pm E/P on Travel Channel!381,211 followers | Follow
Chris Morrow
CNN iReporter - Journalist documenting The World one story at a time! Have a story for me to cover? storyidea@chrismorrow.info372,613 followers | Follow
Jefferson Boggs
►Tips Quips ❀ Laughter ✽ Art ♥ #Joy ♪ Music ☼ Inspiration ✈ Travel ☄ Tech ❂ Health ✰ Hugs and ♫ Fun ♫ #Follow367,838 followers | Follow
kelly oxford
Writer. Designed to make you feel like everything is going well. I am your Perestroika.354,122 followers | Follow
Paul Scheer
I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.319,186 followers | Follow
Mental Floss
Amazing facts from the good people at mental_floss magazine. @EnglishJason is in charge of typing.185,364 followers | Follow
Katrina Hill
Action Flick Chick reviews/interviews. Author of Action Movie Freak (Krause Pub.). MTV.com writer. G4 Next Woman of the Web. Sometimes I blog about your tweets.139,112 followers | Follow
mediabistro.com
Community, jobs, courses, news, and resources from mediabistro.com and beyond. Please note that featured jobs posted to this feed are #paid.116,166 followers | Follow
James C Mulligan
That one guy from that thing... that also paints on occasion.110,596 followers | Follow
Chris Pirillo
I create content and communities. You can hire me to produce for your company, too! chris@pirillo.com105,443 followers | Follow
kevin allan
#MASTEROFMANYTHINGS Human being dedicated to waking the #Sheeple and being a voice for the voiceless~You can and should Expect me! #OpStopTheBullshit70,583 followers | Follow
Craig Bramscher
CEO/Chairman/Founder of Brammo, Inc. Favorite phrase: Game Changer Favorite Activity: Game Changing ::: Changing the world 2 wheels at a time66,247 followers | Follow
T.J. Miller
Comedian. No Real Reason The Extended Play E.P. Mediocre Movies Great Cancelled TV Shows.66,149 followers | Follow
Damien Fahey
tv, radio host. comedy writer. improv & standup. staff writer for http://www.someecards.com. writes fake news at http://www.damienfahey.tumblr.com54,678 followers | Follow
James Urbaniak
Voice of Dr. Venture on The Venture Brothers. Other acting services occasionally rendered.51,221 followers | Follow
Mayor Sam Adams
http://www.linkedin.com/in/mayorsamadams http://www.facebook.com/PortlandMayorSamAdams49,950 followers | Follow
Jocelyn Plums
Kiss Mommy's cold sore and make it better! http://FilthyRichmond.com40,063 followers | Follow
Mark Malkoff
I'm a comedian & filmmaker in NY. I lived & slept in IKEA for a week. I visited & made purchases at all 171 Starbucks stores in Manhattan in less than 24 hours.33,447 followers | Follow
Thomas Matlack
co-founder THE GOOD MEN PROJECT. Investor, Writer, Father, Husband, Man in search of Goodness.29,831 followers | Follow
Julia Segal
Writer for TV and Nutella Connoisseur. http://amzn.com/081187760429,063 followers | Follow
Clarke Kant
I'm all for saving the world, just not necessarily the people. Now available on Witstream.com!28,001 followers | Follow
lisa hickey
Part of The Good Men Project. CEO of Good Men Media. I like to create things that capture the imagination of the general public & become a part of the culture.27,121 followers | Follow
Tom Tomorrow
Creator of weekly cartoon This Modern World, Pearl Jam album cover artist, proud dad.26,595 followers | Follow
Disinformation
activism, alternatives, corporation watch, counterculture, current events, freethinking, politics, strange science, the unexplained, war on drugs and terror...26,391 followers | Follow
Barracks O'Bama
Intelligent Drivel 4 The Drivelatti. Politically independent. Red Sox, pickled herring, cuss words, eclectic thoughts,'n Stuff. Spammers will be incinerated.25,953 followers | Follow
Jack Mackenroth
Delusional, over-exposed G-lister. NSFAnyone. Generally horrid. I just slept with your dad and it was gross.25,725 followers | Follow
Maggie Mason
Publisher of Mighty Girl, co-founder Mighty Events. http://about.me/maggie24,753 followers | Follow
lauren ashley bishop
i'm a comedian from arkansas. i live in LA. but i comede all over. witstream.com please & thank you. www.favstar.fm/users/sbellelauren24,592 followers | Follow
Jessica Valenti
Feminist evangelist & author. Founder of @Feministing. Contributing writer & blogger at @TheNation. Author of Why Have Kids (Sept. 2012)21,001 followers | Follow
Aunt Becky
Because Mommy Wants Vicodin sounded too suburban. President of my own fan club and @bandback2gether19,863 followers | Follow
Shari Vanderwerf
Stand-up comedian/writer. My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.19,749 followers | Follow
Jeff Shuey
Alliance Manager – Microsoft and Tech (ECM & BPM); Mountain Biker, wind and wake surfer; proud dad; SMC Seattle Board Member18,323 followers | Follow
Fred Campos
Super Cool Christian Father who loves his kids & owns a business to help good fathers with custody issues!17,445 followers | Follow
Rachel Thompson
Author #1 Kindle bestsellers A WALK IN THE SNARK & MANCODE: EXPOSED. Founder @BadRedheadMedia Child of #Snark. Luvs Nutella, hates hate http://RachelintheOC.com16,769 followers | Follow
Mark Clayson
15,907 followers | Follow
AmberTozer
Life is dumb, but I'm excited to be here. Oh, and I'm the co-creator of @nitTWITStv and I write for Laughspin.com15,126 followers | Follow
Sara Schaefer
Comedian. http://saraschaefer.com http://pinterest.com/saraschaefer1/ http://youhadtobetherepodcast.tumblr.com14,892 followers | Follow
Facing Africa
Facing Africa organises and funds teams of volunteer surgeons to do facial reconstruction on children whose faces have been destroyed by the disease noma.14,738 followers | Follow
Rex Huppke
A guy who writes stuff for money. Huge fan of hypocrisy. Also available on http://www.witstream.com.14,511 followers | Follow
Derek Markham
Generally green, sprinkled with randomness & slathered with peanut butter. Writer for TreeHugger.com and Discovery. Good man. Skilled shoveler. WordPress lover.13,404 followers | Follow
Dog and Pony Show
A Bunch of funny, silly, sarcastic, ironic, irreverent young gentlemen delivering the internet's best daily. We're your new favorite website & we follow back!13,393 followers | Follow
Donny Claxton
Single Dad, PR exec & creative with a fabled name. Visit DaddyClaxton.com. Follow @ClaxtonCreative & @Archeoastronomy!12,541 followers | Follow
Louis Peitzman
'He mostly tweets about the TV show Friends, his obsession with various boys, and his unhealthy eating/Xanax habits.' - Michael Ian Black12,425 followers | Follow
Michael Anthony Lee
Entrepreneur, Professional Real Estate Investor, Master Internet & Local Business Marketer. I help business owners get more marketing for less dollars.12,184 followers | Follow
Mark Campbell
Writer for hire. I tweet, so you don't have to. In fact, I tweet a lot. It's okay. I love you. But not as much as freezies. No siree. Now, boogie!11,903 followers | Follow
Ted Travelstead
Co-author of SEX: Our Bodies, Our Junk! Mordechai in Children of the Corn II. No, seriously: http://youtu.be/ULdM0ScA5iY TED TALKS: http://bit.ly/zCbzBL11,840 followers | Follow
Caissie St.Onge
TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins NOW Watch What Happens Live! YA novelist http://www.CaisBook.com ALWAYS author @debenham's boo11,812 followers | Follow
Joe Adalian
West coast editor for NYMag's Vulture. Blogger. Big Brother junkie.10,824 followers | Follow
Julie Rasmussen
100% Gobbledygook! on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TheJulieBirdy | http://www.facebook.com/LittleBirdyEvents | Little Birdy tweets: @ALBTMdotCOM10,636 followers | Follow
WhyIsDaddyCrying
I'm a father, husband, runner, drinker, swimmer, obsessor of music, biker, random tripper in public, who's often caught drooling and making a fool of himself.10,360 followers | Follow
Matt Smith
lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything.10,288 followers | Follow
sean oconnor
I wrote for Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, I've been on Conan, I don't drink or do drugs. I'm boring.9,852 followers | Follow
GeniusRocket
There’s a better way to do advertising. A curated production process + a fully-vetted community of creative pros = outstanding and affordable video content.9,760 followers | Follow
Kirsten Wright
Socially engrossed, sarcastically inclined. Driven by caffeine, creativity & content. Social Media Strategist & Community Developer: AVAILABLE FOR HIRE.9,632 followers | Follow
Aimee Giese
Things I like: @bugfrog, our kid, design, music, travel, photography & working @giesemedia. I have 68 characters left, but really - that about sums it up.9,510 followers | Follow
M. Edward Borasky
Media Inactivist, Thought Follower, Sit-Down Comic, Former Boy Genius, Real-Time Data Journalism Researcher, Open Source Appliance Maker And Mathematician9,441 followers | Follow
Avery Edison
Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math. a@averyedison.com9,291 followers | Follow
Sharon Woolich
Author of Divine - YA Urban Fantasy, mum to two beautiful girls and two slightly sidelined yet rambunctious pooches, wife, optimist, libertarian, misc...9,164 followers | Follow
Kiran Manral.
Author, blogger & media consultant. Founder of India Helps, a volunteer network that works with disaster victims. Buffet queen. Recovering Shopaholic.9,141 followers | Follow
Robert the Brave
I'm not a comedian or a writer and I don't play one on Twitter. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us9,093 followers | Follow
Robert Brockway
I'm Robert. I'm an editor and columnist for Cracked.com. I enjoy sandwiches and explosions. I am still waiting for an explosion sandwich.9,079 followers | Follow
Peter Sharkface
I tweet about Batman, Jesus, Chewbacca and my family, often in the same tweet, then illustrate them at http://mothrust.tumblr.com/8,375 followers | Follow
Havi Brooks
International Woman Of Mystery. I write, flail, hide and talk to monsters. Pirate queen, head Shivanaut, director of the Destuckification Playground.8,346 followers | Follow
Jean Martha
Literary & licensing agent. Author (children's & cookbooks). Blogger. Fabric hoarder. Loves butter, cream cheese frosting, & thrift stores. Fan of dry humor.7,973 followers | Follow
Clifford Myers
You're allowed to be homeless as long as you don't pee on things. If you're rich enough, you can piss on whatever you want. http://favstar.fm/users/Cliffalus7,733 followers | Follow
Nina Bargiel
Allegedly I am a person on the Internet, and a TV Writer in real life. @betheboy & @daisyjdog are my co-pilots.7,728 followers | Follow
Jenny Ingram
I hold coffee in one hand, glitter in the other, and Awesome in the other... Uh... iVillage iVoice, vlogger and whathaveyou.7,624 followers | Follow
Jen Wilkinson
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not. ~~Dr. Seuss, from The Lorax7,521 followers | Follow
Black September 操你
I think 40% of the people on here are trannies. Nothing wrong with that, its just fun to try and guess which ones are! http://favstar.fm/users/november177,456 followers | Follow
Dosie'sRandomThought
Publicly, here on Twitter- I'm coming out of the closet. I hate my kids. There I said it.7,401 followers | Follow
Jim Fossel
Born & raised in Maine. C's, Red Sox, Pats, B's, Black Bears, & NASCAR (#18) fan. Conservative. @MaineYRs chair. #Mitt2012.7,155 followers | Follow
jennifer lemons
writer. comedian. storyteller. ukulele enthusiast. dilettante. bon vivant. superhero. oversharer. dirty girl.7,121 followers | Follow
Jake #147293
Photographer for winterfetish.com. tiger trainer, dressage student, Burner, Black Rock Ranger, and sometimes-writer.7,039 followers | Follow
Chris Illuminati
Aspiring Annie Sez model. Rhinestone cowboy. Author. Friend to all buttons. Managing Editor of @Guy_Speed. It's my real last name. It's written in my underwear.6,721 followers | Follow
The David Bowers
Award Winning Media Consultant, Profess'l Voice for Hire: 'FOLLOW' Me & I'll turn your brain to jelly too! Your secrets are safe with me! #tdb #music6,711 followers | Follow
Steve Huff
Created @LIFECOACHERS. Freelance writer, contributor to Observer.com & Betabeat.com. I run, sing opera & like soda. I tweet too much, don't follow me.6,706 followers | Follow
Jeff Tincher
Social Media Consultant & Coach | Google AdWords Certified | Dad & Husband | Wine Enthusiast | Home Brewer | (tweets/opinions are my own)6,697 followers | Follow
Jennifer Foster
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin6,475 followers | Follow
DrunkBastard
I'm neither 'comedian,' 'writer,' nor have a need for sycophancy. I just need some place for the voices in my head to scream.6,427 followers | Follow
Avital B. Andrews
Writer, reader, magazine editor, Army wife, traveler, environmentalist, vegetarian, marathoner, media nerd, wannabe psychologist, lover of big ideas6,387 followers | Follow
Now @CrashKellyBlog
Move along, there's nothing more to see here. Check out @CrashKellyBlog on Twitter!6,257 followers | Follow
Phineas Fahrquar
Freelance literary tart. Fiscal, national security, judicial conservative. Secular apatheist, i.e., not atheist, not agnostic, just not religious. #ToldjahArmy6,130 followers | Follow
Emily McCombs
Executive Editor @xojanedotcom. Email me with tips and questions at emily@xojane.com. Objectify me please.5,940 followers | Follow
Abbi Crutchfield
Touring comedian listed by @HuffPostComedy * Aristocrat on @Witstreamdotcom * Performer on house team @GrampsUCB * Contributor to @RealShitGirlSay5,820 followers | Follow
Ryan Moehring
The Fried Twinkie Manifesto - Amazon.com bestselling book of humorous stories & essays by the Midwest's white trash Sedaris.5,635 followers | Follow
Sodapopgirl
Social Media, design, making people laugh, cycling, too much coffee, and a good meal at a fair price.5,568 followers | Follow
Chase Mitchell
Staff writer for @Someecards and @HappyPlace, contributing writer for @CollegeHumor and @ThisIsJockular, freelance sandwich artist.5,442 followers | Follow
Diana Cook
Professional aesthete w. a sense of humor. Writer. Content Strategist.Tech.Style.Design.Fashion.Humor & RTs of my witty followers.5,438 followers | Follow
Andy Erikson
I'm one fourth of a siamese unicorn. :: http://favstar.fm/users/andyerikson5,408 followers | Follow
Angie Bailey
I'm a mom, girlfriend, PR friendly blogger, career woman, & woman on a mission (not necessarily in that order). I love reading, baking, & shopping online!5,355 followers | Follow
Dane Cobain
Writer, acoustic singer-songwriter and social media expert with @thesociabulls. You can listen to my music on Spotify and follow my writing on Facebook!5,236 followers | Follow
greg crites
Author/nar-ra-tor of twenty or thirty novels. Creator of Devlin and the Dunkin the Vampire Series.5,164 followers | Follow
Kervin Ferreira
Graphic designer. Lover of all that is cool. Expert of awesome.4,972 followers | Follow
jensinkler
ex-rugby-playin' fitness-enthusiastic magazine editor at Experience Life (www.experiencelife.com)4,788 followers | Follow
Anna Goldfarb
I'm over 6 feet tall and I love shorter guys. Like, I *really* love them. It's kinda weird. http://AnnaGoldfarb.com4,697 followers | Follow
Jesse Knight
Sometimes, without warning, I'll notice every beard/no-moustache combo in the room. Also, I post about movies here: http://www.twitter.com/SharpJesseKnife4,647 followers | Follow
Dustin Rowles
Famous Internet Personality. Publisher of Pajiba.com; creative director at Warming Glow.4,638 followers | Follow
Amy Bradley-Hole
If you can't find me, it's because I've joined a band of gypsies with fancy wagons and I'm peddling my wares in the mountains. {political writer at @BabyCenter}4,631 followers | Follow
Courtney Reimer
Editor-in-chief at TLC/Discovery. Views, gaffes, toilet humor my own.4,612 followers | Follow
passive aggressive
The drunken child of apathy and enthusiasm. Now 80% more lifelike!4,563 followers | Follow
Bullz-Eye.com
Bullz-Eye.com is an online men's lifestyle magazine, featuring movies, music, TV, sports, fitness, cars, models, gadgets, games, travel, product reviews & more.4,375 followers | Follow
Eric Cohen
Entrepreneur, HyperLocal media fan, dad, husband, climber, crossfit junkie and chief Dad at Macaroni Kid.4,260 followers | Follow
Jack Heine
Podcaster, Divorced Dad, Radio Producer, Blogger, Co-Host of The Jack and Stench Podcast ,Ex- KYSR, STAR 98.7. Now host Mornings on KMIX 106.3, KGMX4,184 followers | Follow
Camilo Salas K.
Periodista. Fundador y director de Disorder.cl Magazine. Soy el mejor pero nadie me adula.4,147 followers | Follow
Katie Willert
i'm a writer and comedienne. you can find me on the internet at Cracked.com. i also enjoy pie and f. scott fitzgerald. let's be friends.4,124 followers | Follow
Darrell Brogdon
My tweets reflect my own views/opinions and not anyone who pays me. If you think otherwise you're an idiot.4,110 followers | Follow
Clayton Hove
Ad agency creative director. Concept cowboy. Firebrand. Ambiverted. Southpaw. Unrepentant North Dakotan. Brown eyes. Mischievous. Random. Minty. (ENFP)4,105 followers | Follow
Mona Nicoara
Doc filmmaker and human rights activist. Made OUR SCHOOL, which deals with Roma school segregation4,095 followers | Follow
Enraged Asshole
Once you've carved your place as an asshole and people find it endearing, you can sit back, relax, & hit cruise control on life.4,012 followers | Follow
The Sexy Armpit
Take a whiff of The Sexy Armpit: Superheroes, Music, Movies, TV, Nostalgia, Pro Wrestling, & Food. Coming to you from New Jersey The Armpit of America.3,989 followers | Follow
Dirty Blonde
Mild mannered office professional by day. . .if my co-workers only knew. Hobbies include Shopping, foofie umbrella drinks, socializing, Starbucks and travel.3,917 followers | Follow
Elizabeth Laime
Podcaster. Poet. Comedy Writer. Flirter. Rescuer of dogs. & Totally Laime3,897 followers | Follow
Caleb Gardner
Thinker @ Edelman Digital | Writer @ The Exceptional Man | Husband & Father @ Home3,881 followers | Follow
Aaron Gouveia
Husband & father. Former journalist. Current content manager/social media addict. I'm the sick dad blogger mind behind www.daddyfiles.com3,850 followers | Follow
Jessica Cook
My childhood ended at age eight, the day a red haired girl murdered Santa Claus with the seemingly insignificant words: “you know he's not real, right?”3,826 followers | Follow
WorstTweetsEver
My tweets create a map of my brain. http://favstar.fm/users/TheDailySchmuck3,736 followers | Follow
Natural Papa
Tweeting about natural & attachment parenting and fatherhood - want more diversity, follow @DerekMarkham3,705 followers | Follow
☠Dead Soul Walking☠
Pretty sure I'm a horrible person who's an Êv¡£ Genius & sarcasm specialist. This a collection of broken thoughts I can not fix.ツ @snooki blocked me top that!3,699 followers | Follow
sweatpantsmom
Writer, designer, celebrity interviewer. Always caffeinated. I also write about travel for Uptake.com3,684 followers | Follow
Mike Hayes
Pizza chef turned social media editor at BuzzFeed. Subscribe: http://www.facebook.com/itsmikehayes3,668 followers | Follow
Knot a Pretty Girl
If you can't find a man with a heart, a brain, or courage - new shoes are the next best thing!3,495 followers | Follow
Marc MacKenzie
Marc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.3,483 followers | Follow
947fm KNRK
Great Alternative Music for the real world KNRK also check out @squidvicious @radiogustav http://www.facebook.com/947fm3,434 followers | Follow
Phil Shiffley
Yes, I am an abortion survivor. No, I don't wanna talk about it.3,407 followers | Follow
Natasha VC
Journalist. New York Times, Atlantic, GQ, New Statesman, The Awl, Twilight slash forums.3,404 followers | Follow
Stephanie Stebbins
I live in the land of the poofy bangs. I would move, but I'm afraid the bangs would kidnap my family and force them to ingest hairspray. Oh, yeah and I blog.3,359 followers | Follow
Rachel Fox
Plotting world domination, but nice weather slows me down ... Toiling in obscurity since 1978. Featured Contributor @TheSnipeNews, Associate Editor @GandtheW3,352 followers | Follow
jackassletters.com
A Christopher L. Jorgensen website showcasing the letters he writes to luminaries and companies with their responses. I block a fuckload of people. Try me.3,342 followers | Follow
Jeff Button
@MLAtoronto Resident DJ/Partner | @DigDeepTO Productions | @Flyerland Account Executive | iTweet about Music, Sports & complete and utter randomness.3,301 followers | Follow
Kent Lewis
Digital marketing enthusiast specializing in SEM & social media. Recovering entrepreneur & hand model. Associated with @AnvilMedia, @FormicMedia & @pdxMindShare3,269 followers | Follow
Mike Morucci
Comedy writer, now writing for @ClickTheSeries comedy web series, aspiring TV writer, blogger and nerd guitarist. Batman fan. I follow one click at a time.3,246 followers | Follow
Lucy V Hay
Novelist/Script Editor. Writer of BUT WHAT NEXT? Rowohlt Publishers, Berlin, out 2013. Organiser of @Londonswf. Associate producer of @devmov.3,219 followers | Follow
Bill Cameron
Guy who eats bacon and writes. Skin Kadash series: DAY ONE, CHASING SMOKE, LOST DOG and the award-winning COUNTY LINE. Chum of The Shark, @Janet_Reid.3,213 followers | Follow
Miranda Doerfler
21. Horror Writer. Nightmare on Elm Street Nut. Toby Turner Superfan. Michael Crichton Idolizer. Blogger. Gamer. Singer. Liberal. Atheist. Perv. Human. Miranda.3,192 followers | Follow
Stefan Becket
National politics for @correctnicity. Occasionally insightful, often sarcastic. Views are my dad's.3,190 followers | Follow
Karen Richards
Word of mouth marketer, community manager and instructor at MRU, loves fashion, food and being social. Plotting to get back to my Caribbean life someday.3,124 followers | Follow
Da' Baked Baker
215 Internaut / Bay Area Cannabis Chef / Conundrum / Hashanista / Comedienne / MILF / Endometriosis Sufferer / It's 420! / I Am The Awesome3,094 followers | Follow
Spencer Hicks
Oklahoman. Comedian. I have a Doctorate in Stupidity. http://favstar.fm/users/SpencerLenox3,092 followers | Follow
David Wright
One of the Kings of the Serial (along with Sean Platt.) A new serialized book every week in 2012. Join us on the journey! http://collectiveinkwell.com3,081 followers | Follow
Michael Calienes
Director of Hispanic Marketing at MMB Boston. Copywriter. Bilingüe. Cubano. Bass player. Funky cabrón.2,977 followers | Follow
Electric Barbarella
Familiarity really does breed contempt. I know I am but what are you? I like to RT weird tweets. I'm a re-tweirdo. Caution: Bi-lingual tweets.2,859 followers | Follow
jayonguitar
My father is the Mexican Santa Claus and my mother can conjure lightning.2,813 followers | Follow
Ben Wakeling
Idiot, dad blogger, author, journalist. (In that order.) Author of the bestselling parenting books 'Goodbye, Pert Breasts' and 'Teething Pains'.2,792 followers | Follow
Jeff Lyons
If I had my druthers, I'd have a really stupid word. http://favstar.fm/users/usedwigs2,750 followers | Follow
Glenyrd Skynyrd
Everything you like is stupid and that's why I made a Twitter.2,742 followers | Follow
Ron Mattocks
Author, comic nerd, history junkie, social media consultant @LyntonWeb I have a wife. I have 5 kids. We have issues. Therefore I write.2,729 followers | Follow
Courtenay Hameister
I'm a writer, a filmmaker and the host of Live Wire Radio. I don't have any hobbies. Unless you count my whole life as a hobby. In which case, I do have one.2,723 followers | Follow
Therese Schwenkler
Today's generation needs more (& better) direction than they currently have... I'm here to change that.2,686 followers | Follow
Heidi Hits Children
Animator, feline alcoholism advocate. Ate linoleum once.2,670 followers | Follow
Michaelest of Rice
We're going to be so happy together! ¡@TACOIMPORTANTE! http://imaginaryimageblog.tumblr.com http://favstar.fm/users/DadBeard2,628 followers | Follow
pinaplicious
My job is shit, my house is prone to infestations and other disasters, I can't type worth a fuck, and my language makes sailors blush.2,611 followers | Follow
sarah mirk
Reporter interested in bikes, gender, history, comics, and other people2,584 followers | Follow
Live Wire Radio
Radio variety show with music, interviews, sketch comedy and audio hugs. Airs in OR (@OPB), CA, WA, MA, OH, PA and your house (nice curtains, BTW.)2,576 followers | Follow
Slash Coleman
Owen Wilson meets Leonard Cohen. Writer & Performer. Producer of the PBS special on best friends. Full-time Romantic. Part-time Psychology Today Blogger.2,531 followers | Follow
Daniel Escobedo
Maker of a webcomic, lover of fine video games, and awesomeness extraordinaire!2,477 followers | Follow
Mike Russell
Sometimes I write about movies. Every once in a while I make comics. Occasionally I talk on podcasts.2,456 followers | Follow
Chris O'Rourke
The various thoughts of a somewhat satirical 37y/o geek, dad, & Rocket Scientist Mission Engineer in Portland, Oregon. Engaged to @danaseverance2,456 followers | Follow
Ron Marshall
Enthusiastic | Comical | Helpful | Intelligent | Fun | Resource | Goofy | Energetic | Talkative ... #consultant to help you with #SM & the #Web!2,447 followers | Follow
Martin Scorswayze
Comedienne. Elbow model. Ex-King of Zamunda. Future underachiever. Starving sandwich artist. Volunteer fire eater. #7 kisser in world. ★ http://marscomedy.com ★2,445 followers | Follow
David Campbell
Advertising, Marketing, and Communications guy at Chernoff Newman in SC. Guitar player, swimmer, bbq judge,Chef wannabe and Columbus, MS native.2,429 followers | Follow
Naughty Blossom
Known to use my magical ginger powers to enslave @l1zerd and others to do my bidding.2,413 followers | Follow
Brendan Sean Ross
Biographer, belletrist, editor, failed novelist, I am perhaps most successful at happening to be in the right place at the wrong time.2,411 followers | Follow
Scott Linnen
Anti-Established Since 2009 http://favstar.fm/users/ScottLinnen2,375 followers | Follow
Giulia Rozzi
Performer, writer, lover. See/follow my shows @StrippedStories & @DiveComedy2,374 followers | Follow
Christine Peterson
Community Manager for @Springpad: Smart Notebooks to help you save, share & get things done. Previously with #mullenunbound and #TNGG.2,373 followers | Follow
James Kupka
runner, daddy, nutjob. If Chance may have me King, why, Chance may DM me.2,368 followers | Follow
Jean-Pierre Avakian
Father, Husband, Engineer and Geek. Passionate about macs, photography & cooling. Probably 1 of 2 Egyptian Tweeps with a 3 letter handler.2,360 followers | Follow
Matt Debenham
Husband to the great @Caissie. Author of short story collection The Book of Right & Wrong & new Kindle story THE ADVOCATE.2,326 followers | Follow
The Impersonals
Satire humor site featuring twitter's funniest writers. Edited and tweeted by @juliadavidovich and @brandspankin.2,323 followers | Follow
Bhurinut Mattaraj
Potty mouthed brat. Breast milk aficionado. Squints at the moon. Fortunate son and closeted daughter.2,299 followers | Follow
chris deluca
I created, wrote and was in Mocap, LLC on Spike- check out my blog at WhatSucksBlog.com2,271 followers | Follow
Drew Something
Improvisor, Slam Dunker, Freedom Fighter, Grail Searcher, Jet Pack Wearer, Bass Singer, Gum Chewer, Friend To Small Woodland Creatures, CEO, Sudoku King, Pal.2,265 followers | Follow
Garth Collins
Garth is a surgeon and a judge. When not examining patients, he can be found banging his gavel or doing voice over work . http://favstar.fm/users/Voiceofgarth2,213 followers | Follow
Thomas Towell
Lactose intolerance survivor. I contribute to WitStream.com and @TheFakeCNN.2,166 followers | Follow
Polly Prissypants
Southern + Apathetic so when I say Bless Your Heart I say it sarcastically.2,160 followers | Follow
Josh Cauley-Smith
Big Blue Nations Resident Asshole. Vegetable rights activist. John Waynes long lost grandson. #BBN #NYG #Celtics #Reds2,148 followers | Follow
TravisErwin
A big hairy Texan, unafraid to read or write a good love story. Or a rum swilling carnivore with a story to tell. You choose.2,138 followers | Follow
Steve Woodward
I lead an army of robot reporters at NozzlNewsPDX (@nozzlpdx). They scour the Web for news + social media about Portland, Oregon. http://portland.nozzl.com2,135 followers | Follow
Negin Farsad
Negin is a comedian, writer, director, producer, snazzy dresser, sporadic twitterer, constant gardener (not true) and an all around gal of a gal (usually).2,127 followers | Follow
sibelhodge
Author of comedy-mystery/romantic-comedy novels. In my spare time I'm Wonder Woman!2,121 followers | Follow
Perla Nation
Sometimes writer, most times scribbling mess. Basically, run. #DoctorWho #Sherlock #NerdFighter2,109 followers | Follow
Jason Avant
Founder, DadCentric.com. Contributor, ManOfTheHouse.com & @MamaPop. Voice of @DadCentric. Husband to @HipMamaB. Social media guy in real life.2,109 followers | Follow
Sean Cannon
Editor of Buzzgrinder. Maker of posters. Eater of food. Spinner of records on @wfpk. http://afterdark.wfpk.org2,101 followers | Follow
John Gholson
Dir. of Creative Development at @RocksauceStudio. Writer for Movies.com and HorrorsNotDead.com. Part-time actor & cartoonist. Full-time lover.2,095 followers | Follow
julia davidovich
fortune cookie writer, snake milker, rodeo clown, editor of the @impersonals2,095 followers | Follow
Helenography
Editor of @newempress film magazine. Made my on-screen debut in an episode of The Krankies in 1990. My Mastermind topic would be Grease 2. My ideal man is Gort.2,059 followers | Follow
doug zanger
proud husband and dad of two wee ones first | creative bohemian | voice over artist/voice actor | decent-ish french | affable | maven-free2,007 followers | Follow
jeannesager
Staff writer at CafeMom's The Stir, Yankees fan, and crazed mom to a crazy kid.1,971 followers | Follow
W. A. Gibson
...amateur expert on the fuzzy details, ...anatomically correct twitter profile- give-or-take a few critical appendages.1,963 followers | Follow
Geek Girls Book Club
Founder of Geek Girls Book Club. Gamer and Knitter, mad scientist, gardener, Alpaca farmer in training, Girly Geek.1,953 followers | Follow
Mr. Asshat
I've got a bird on each hand and I'll flip both of them at you for no reason at all.1,935 followers | Follow
Neil Walker
Mook. Info freako. Australian Scotsman. Views here own in own time.1,926 followers | Follow
Snakebite Jenkins
Pretty glad I'm not you. You have rules to follow, poor thing. Questions I ponder: Why do dogs only steal the hot pink crayons? Should pee be this chunky?1,894 followers | Follow
andreakremer
Music | mktg | creative | web nerd. Contents may include preschool humor, obscure powerpop, black shoes, fancy haircare products, lunch. Not a sportscaster.1,888 followers | Follow
john cave osborne
husband, stepdad, triplet dad, new dad (yet again #5!), author, freelance writer, blogger, hiker, camper, and executor of sick-ass moves on the dance floor.1,872 followers | Follow
Benjamin Luk
Professional photographer and liquor consultant. Most likely drunk.1,868 followers | Follow
Jessica Roy
Tech reporter at the New York Observer and @Betabeat. Prone to the occasional overuse of exclamation points and emoticons! ^_^ jroy AT observer DOT com1,827 followers | Follow
Chris Flick
I also write and draw "CMX Suite" at http://www.CommunityMX.com1,821 followers | Follow
Mindy Gregersen
Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Defiant. Goof. Cynical. Pit Bull owner/advocate. Foodie. Cook. Nature junkie. Honest. Atheist. Bastard.1,817 followers | Follow
Alan Kercinik
EVP / Strategy and Planning @Ogilvy. Inspired by fatherhood, books, superheroes and a good zinger.1,815 followers | Follow
Lisa Grimm
WeirdBeerGirl.com. Tech maven. BJCP judge. Retired archaeologist. Ex-dot-commer. Beer runner. Geek mom. LisaGrimm.com.1,789 followers | Follow
Brian Russell
Author | Illustrator | Geek. Creator of the webcomic, The Underfold (http://theunderfold.com). Working on dinosaur book for children!1,764 followers | Follow
Chris Brett
Freelance illustrator//Gallery Artist. Deliciously Dark, Cute & Creepy paintings, sculpture and design. I Tweet about Art, HipHop, My Dog, & Stuff1,743 followers | Follow
chimp chump
i'm aries. i'm slightly obsessed with holly willoughby. i have a dog. i think that's it?1,733 followers | Follow
Sharin with an i.
Espresso Addict. Subway Knitter. Gluten-Free Culinarian. Bikram Yoga Habituée. Ginger-phile. Daintily Uncouth Operatic Soprano. Greek. :D1,712 followers | Follow
Victoria Ramon
My name is Victoria and I don't like to cook. I run @turtlecanyonusa. Sometimes I write jokes. http://about.me/victoriaramon1,710 followers | Follow
Jennifer McB
You could say I'm a smart ass, but I prefer witty. I know many things, interesting and mundane. I'm not really that nice, but I really am nice. Nice1,684 followers | Follow
Anthony DeVito
Actor, writer, comedian. I contribute to @drinkatwork and @witstreamdotcom and tweet for @domo. People love to tell me who they think I look like.1,666 followers | Follow
Josh McHugh
CEO @attentionspan - President @InforumSF - contributor, Forbes, formerly Wired, VF1,632 followers | Follow
Mojave Phone Booth
I once was a conduit for people worldwide to talk to one another. Bureaucrats destroyed me--or thought they did.... http://www.witstream.com/#mojave_phone-booth1,605 followers | Follow
Kelly Thul
Serial Dabbler. Hippie anarchist. 92% evil -- Opinions expressed are mine and do not reflect those of my employer. Blog: http://commecon.blogspot.com/1,601 followers | Follow
DarthBlazer
Interplanetary Blazers Fan. Lover of Ewoks. Dark Lord of the Swish. Might be your father.1,598 followers | Follow
Steve Schneider
The Hilarity U Give Laughing Infants Frees Everybody. THUGLIFE.1,590 followers | Follow
Deborah Doodles ღஐღ
~ Occupy Twitter ~ ✿ I like this quote. I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you. ~Unknown ✿*•.ஜღ.1,582 followers | Follow
The Real JazzyJeffro
Living 2 houses down from severe depression in a cozy place I like to call Mourning Wood Manor. The stoner side of @Donkeyramp1,581 followers | Follow
norm cowie -YA&adult
Humor author. My characters try not to spit when they talk. My newest book (Bonk & Hedz) is about cavemen and women and the things that eat them.1,574 followers | Follow
Wonder Monkey
When I was 7 I wrote 'SHIT' on my neighbor's garage because he wouldn't let me play in his tree fort. Why am I telling you this? (Contributor to @StyleWeekly)1,562 followers | Follow
Michael Frissore
Author of Poetry is Dead, Long Blue Boomerang, and the upcoming story collection Puppet Shows, from Writers AMuse Me. http://TheMikeFrizz.Blogspot.com.1,561 followers | Follow
Adam Michael Luebke
Writes political/satirical articles at Dear Dirty America. He also writes fiction. Follow DDA at Facebook: http://www.deardirtyamerica.com/1,546 followers | Follow
Not Silvestri
I am the President of the United States of America. I hope this bio gets me blacklisted.1,535 followers | Follow
Terry Bain
Author of YOU ARE A DOG http://j.mp/youareadog & WE ARE THE CAT http://j.mp/wearethecat1,532 followers | Follow
Annoyatron
Annoyatron \a-noi-a-tron\ n: 1. The slayer of pineapples and the stacker of tacos. 2. A viking that fails to pass the Turing test.1,529 followers | Follow
Jason Byrne
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives…1,527 followers | Follow
Andrew Fowler
I'm the creator of Guhmshoo cartoons and work in digital marketing. I invented the Internet.1,500 followers | Follow
Garius Tyrannus
I am a skeptic. I will not apologize for snark or honesty. I listen to podcasts, play my uke, walk my dog, photoshop crazy stuff and I don't pray.1,484 followers | Follow
Vicki Abelson
Is a Woman Who Writes & the unofficial, self-proclaimed, Whore of All Media, who is liked much more on The Facebook & enjoys run-on sentences & shit.1,470 followers | Follow
Fernando Pizarro
Ex-journalist | National news, tech, healthcare IT, pop culture | Please check out my team's new health/wellness blog: being808.com!1,462 followers | Follow
Back Fence PDX
Brave local & national people tell personal and true, unmemorized stories based on a theme, spilling the secret details of their lives for 300 strangers.1,458 followers | Follow
Jason Roeder
Former senior writer for The Onion. Coauthor of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk. Mellow sort.1,455 followers | Follow
J.Hammershaug
Web addict migraine head | Mac-evangelist from the deep woods | Into progressive music and film | Proud supporter of Liverpool FC1,454 followers | Follow
mattzieger
Building a better Pennsylvania. Believer in the importance of community. Husband, dad, neighbor, @teampa CEO. RTs = oooh, shiny!1,452 followers | Follow
Aaron Perrino
VP Experience Creative @Mullen, Singer in Dear Leader and The Sheila Divine1,432 followers | Follow
Closest Thing
If I don't get a lot of followers soon my Mom's going to make me quit twitter & move back into facebook with her & Dad. I am so humiliated. ©£0$3$+ +(-)1И61,408 followers | Follow
Simon Tarr
I make things, then write and talk about them. I am aware that this is probably a scam.1,401 followers | Follow
Leonashanana
Actor/Singer/Photog/ Total Amateur/Low Maintenance Glamour Girl1,374 followers | Follow
Erica McEachern
I write, drink, play derby, and curse a lot. I like beagles, vegetarianism, whiskey, hashtags, politics and fire.1,365 followers | Follow
Mothra Stewart
[Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.]1,364 followers | Follow
MarinaGipps
Writer/humorist/actor/filmmaker looking for the gig of a lifetime so I can hang up the boxing gloves for good. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2799443/1,361 followers | Follow
Amanda Schlegel
Instagram: @mezimoomoo. Never take life's uncomplicated pleasures for granted; like friendship, kissing, good wine, sunshine1,358 followers | Follow
Paperclippe
Music. Tea. Justice. (Also: physics, books, hockey, geekdom, Pittsburgh, with a hyper-literate prog rock soundtrack.)1,344 followers | Follow
Squid Vicious
Portland based Photographer at www.fivezerothree.com and Radio DJ at 94/7 fm KNRK1,341 followers | Follow
Katiecunningham
Actor/ Comedian/ Whimsical http://favstar.fm/users/Katiecunningham1,335 followers | Follow
Carol Berman
I like art & also looking at my boyfriend when he's sleeping especially with the blinds open bcz it's easier to use my spyglass. Also, he's not my boyfriend.1,323 followers | Follow
brainsturbator
Many things to many people. Self-employed power weirdo. Full time rapper.1,318 followers | Follow
Sunny Chanel
When I'm not writing for Babble.com (Famecrawler, Strollerderby and Family Style) I'm playing dress up w/ a 5-year-old.1,305 followers | Follow
Worldwide Westy
1,290 followers | Follow
Angela the Awesome
Student Medical Assistant and Pre-PA program student. Still trying to figure out what I'm doing with my life.1,275 followers | Follow
Jason Duerr
Post-hardcore rock’n'roller, graphic designer, web guy, amateur chef, coffee nerd, radio guy, drummer, motorcyclist, skateboard commuter, reluctant adult.1,268 followers | Follow
Lima Dubrulle
I'm a French/Sicilian/Native American Enigma, wrapped in a sarcastic corn tortilla. If you're worried about me & aren't curing my cancer, then go fuck yourself!1,259 followers | Follow
Travis McFarland
Comedy Icon Big Travis McFarland AKA The Professional Photographer1,232 followers | Follow
No Longer Available
Humorist? Evil Twin. Twat. Said by many to be an asshole. Guilty Pleasure = Anal Faggotry. Follow me for a day or two before you ask me for a follow back.1,194 followers | Follow
Tyler Foster
@DVDTalkcom critic, former @Boxoffice back-end guy, 2012 @letterboxd tallyteer, lazy blogger, and hardcore Twitter user. Certified member of the @OFCS.1,194 followers | Follow
Alexandra Heide
Research, Trends & Google Analytics @BroadheadMPLS. Music fiend, vintage aficionada & @carlsonalumni. Blogger @mimatweet. Brunching & telling @ladieswhob.1,187 followers | Follow
Sarah Smith
News and celeb junkie, critical thinker, Jesus, dog, wine and garden lover, and appreciator of humour.1,185 followers | Follow
Matthew Reid
I make music for Toronto's Second City & DARC Productions. I compose film, tv, game, theatre and classical music. 1/2 of comedy duo Reid Along With Browning1,182 followers | Follow
Nicolas Callegari
Video on Demand @DStv Online, writer, blogger, PC gamer, sci-fi geek, comic book aficionado. Tweets are my own.1,166 followers | Follow
april diaz
I'm not an author,dj,musician,rapper,poet,in a band,bacon lover or smoker of the pot. Funny sometimes. Sometimes not. Twitter phenomenon pretty much.1,157 followers | Follow
audrey griswold
IT'S LIKE I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE. i don't eat animals and they don't eat me.1,134 followers | Follow
Kristen Bowie
Opinionated dork obsessed with radio, knitting, bicycles and love.. in love with my city. #RCTID KPAM 860 lady of the world1,113 followers | Follow
Dinglebert Slaptybak
Founder of Twitter, pro boxer, MI6 agent, compulsive liar, bank robbing fister of the elderly who enjoys including creatures in foreplay, nice guy1,112 followers | Follow
Ankur Banerjee
I occasionally say mildly funny things to people who know me somewhat well-enough.1,106 followers | Follow
Rude Cactus
1,103 followers | Follow
John Ochwat
Writer, musician, wiseacre. (In Canada: Writre, musicien, wisehectare.)1,098 followers | Follow
Emma Larkins
Thank you so much for stopping by! I'm a professional freelance writer. Follow me to read great articles, and to learn more about writing and getting published!1,092 followers | Follow
BIG BUSINESS
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Alan Adelberg
voice-over artist, writer, musician, just cut a hole in the box.1,073 followers | Follow
Conner Zapata
A sapiosexual mandroid who is consistently funny enough to get just under ten stars. -[c]Z1,050 followers | Follow
Ross McKeen
Mighty Toy Cannon is the alias of Ross McKeen, Portland resident, arts administrator (Managing Director of Oregon Children's Theatre).1,049 followers | Follow
Rnee Erne Nree
En invierno sacudo mi abanico en sentido contrario para quitarme el frío.1,024 followers | Follow
Casey Bowers
Wasted Time Traveler in Ohio, writer for @discosalt, copywriter for hire @ caseybowers.carbonmade.com1,015 followers | Follow
