Comedy
Stephen Colbert
3,506,538 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am the actor, writer, comedian and musician.Grammar and usage police welcome! That's how we learn. Check Stevemartin.com for summer tour dates.2,712,308 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country2,434,544 followers | Follow
Seth MacFarlane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire2,218,735 followers | Follow
Cheezburger
All your funny in one place. All your tweets by @thomasbevans1,588,630 followers | Follow
Jimmy Kimmel
I GOT SO MUCH LOVE FOR THE FANS...you are always there for me and I will always be there for you. MUCH LOVE. thanks1,387,534 followers | Follow
Jesus Christ
You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)478,419 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.247,080 followers | Follow
Arj Barker
Well twitter won't give me no blue check mark for some reason but I'm pretty sure I'm who you think I am. I enjoy folding laundry more than I should.158,147 followers | Follow
Mandy Stadtmiller
Sign up for my upcoming tabloid tell-all NEWS WHORE at: http://mandystadtmiller.com112,192 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.31,735 followers | Follow
Nutty Newswire
Your central source for nutty, odd, strange, funny, (and sometimes downright sad) news stories from around the world -- because truth is stranger than fiction.22,966 followers | Follow
Baron Vaughn
The Man. The Myth. Definitely a Myth. I'm Leo from Fairly Legal on USA.11,354 followers | Follow
David letterman
4,729 followers | Follow
David Letterman
4,345 followers | Follow
Godless Girl ϟ
Ex-christian sarcasm-a-tron armed with a vag and a brain. Curiosity killed the faith, not the sass.4,321 followers | Follow
JustMePammy
Conservative American. Good little queen of the woodlands. Formerly of the city. Have a bit of an evil streak.4,103 followers | Follow
Anthony Pugliese
2,409 followers | Follow
Bill Walker
Random mobile Geek of all Trades (GoaT). Kind of Where in the World is Waldo, but with a laptop.2,132 followers | Follow
Dave Jones
Modular synth nerd. Linux kernel hacker. Misanthrope. Probably hates you. Opinions expressed here are not those of my employer or your mom. Probably.1,319 followers | Follow
The Vuvuzela
Nuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnuddddddddddddnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr1,251 followers | Follow
Ron Stevens
Addicted to radio for over 30 years. Not sure how to get out, so I'm working hard to make it a better place. Living in St. Louis. Ritenour Class of 67.863 followers | Follow
Andy Sexton
679 followers | Follow
Little Green Man
Tourist, exploring and probing for our upcoming invasion. Puny Humans, you are do0med!215 followers | Follow
