Comedy
Charlie Sheen
Born Small... Now Huge... Winning... Bring it..! (unemployed winner...)6,604,987 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
3,070,785 followers | Follow
Michael Ian Black
You guys, you are seriously being dicks if you don't buy my new book. You're Not Doing It Right comes out 2/28/12.1,713,688 followers | Follow
TextsFromLastNight
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 768431,520,925 followers | Follow
Jerry Seinfeld
726,641 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.268,476 followers | Follow
Jenny Johnson
TV news producer, writer, wife, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. http://www.witstream.com/#jenny_johnson153,080 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the almost-launched MSN Now. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.61,865 followers | Follow
Nick Nolte's Mugshot
Aw hell, sugar, I ain't affiliated with the actor Nick Nolte. I'm only a fictional entity based on his mugshot. Whatever the shit that means. (*spits*)38,120 followers | Follow
People of Walmart
37,936 followers | Follow
Onion News Network
Watch #OnionNewsNetwork Season 2 on @IFCtv FRIDAYS 10/9c. Also available on iTunes http://onion.com/ONNiTunes20,683 followers | Follow
Indecision
Election news, politics and other jokes. From Comedy Central. Looking for The Daily Show? Follow @TheDailyShow.19,084 followers | Follow
TS Tw1tter Tracker
BRINGING YOU ONLY THE MOST EXCITING CELEBRITY TWEETS!!!12,007 followers | Follow
ms. diagnosed
Mother, daughter, carnivore, social drunk, shit talker, flirt and procrastinator du jour6,464 followers | Follow
CelebInnerMonologue
Get inside the world's most famous and notorious minds and find out what they're REALLY thinking.3,410 followers | Follow
Office Chair
3,115 followers | Follow
Drunk Dialers
A large group of drunken assholes post here. Enjoy the trainwreck.1,834 followers | Follow
Blognigger
Black every day for 33 years; Never a nigger until Wall St. moved to Brooklyn.1,499 followers | Follow
SarahSilvermanProgam
Sarah Silverman is back and ready to resume all the terrible language, unabashed ranting, and sweet, sweet self-absorption you’ve missed so much.1,154 followers | Follow
