Bob Tzu
93,686 followers
http://www.duhism.com
Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu
Listorious Interview
Were it not for Twitter, I would have no life... literally.
the Slinky, dark chocolate, the letter Z, a fourth thing, a fifth thing, lists with too many answers for me
To share the Impractical Wisdumb of the faux-losophy of Duhism
Given what I've seen, I'm pretty sure it's a "his" and not a "his or her"
Using French to sound smart
profounditudenessity
"How long can I go?" That's rather personal. Let's just say my wife, Bobbie Sue Tzu, has never complained.
My next one... no, sorry, the one after that
I wouldn't say "unfollowed" as much as I'd say "honoring the terms of the restraining order."
I beg of you, don't tell me how to get 10,000 followers when you have 8
Tell me what they're eating, going to eat, or just ate. Nobody on Twitter ever talks about that.
What is the ultimate purpose of yellow?
Tweeting attracts followers to Duhism. And with enough Duhism followers, I'll never have to do yardwork again.

