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Steve Martin
I am the actor, writer, comedian and musician.Grammar and usage police welcome! That's how we learn. Check Stevemartin.com for summer tour dates.2,712,159 followers | Follow
TextsFromLastNight
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 768431,968,529 followers | Follow
BestAt: The Best @'s
Retweeting the funniest tweets since 2008. A 'Best Of Twitter' list from the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.1,017,566 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.589,770 followers | Follow
Jesus Christ
You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)478,419 followers | Follow
The Batman
The hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs. So you'll follow him. Because he can take it. GDB@batcomputer.net346,152 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.287,468 followers | Follow
Jesus Christ
Lamb of God, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Mohammed (but don't tell anyone)15,968 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,434 followers | Follow
Sarrah Palin
Spin it, 'til you win it! 2012! I'm a fierce grizzly baby mama! Grrr, wink!8,776 followers | Follow
Jenna Shameson
I muse a lot about nothing and I know a lot about music. I used to have hopes and dreams. I traded them in for children.3,654 followers | Follow
