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Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.3,992,584 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
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RainnWilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.3,041,020 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am the actor, writer, comedian and musician.Grammar and usage police welcome! That's how we learn. Check Stevemartin.com for summer tour dates.2,712,246 followers | Follow
KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!2,071,265 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,957,404 followers | Follow
Aziz Ansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!1,950,308 followers | Follow
Men's Humor
Humorous tweets tailored for men. Advertising: advertise@menshumor.com Submit jokes: Contact@menshumor.com1,880,035 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,844,265 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcast, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV.God, No! - book1,795,014 followers | Follow
Cheezburger
All your funny in one place. All your tweets by @thomasbevans1,588,630 followers | Follow
The Daily Show
Jon Stewart and The Best F#@king News Team Ever take on the news with highlights, full episodes and more!762,973 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.466,267 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.287,476 followers | Follow
The Office
the official Twitter profile for NBC's The Office. Returns This Fall! Thursdays 9/8c250,382 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.247,080 followers | Follow
Margaret Cho
Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!186,562 followers | Follow
Aisha Tyler
i)@thetalk_CBS daily! ii)podcast GIRL ON GUY weekly! girlonguy.net iii)ARCHER returns Jan '13! iv)watch XIII on Reelz this June! http://bit.ly/J9J5zI #thatisall177,350 followers | Follow
KimJongNumberUn
I used to be an unemployed twentysomething still living at home. Now I have nuclear weapons. It's all good, yo.122,103 followers | Follow
Brian Baumgartner
Brand new year, same outlook. lets do this thing. i play Kevin Malone on The Office, and i like sports.118,966 followers | Follow
Hal Sparks
The Official Hal Sparks Twitter.. As seen on VH1, MSNBC, CNN, Showtime and the Key Club56,254 followers | Follow
Sexy Liberal Comedy
Stephanie Miller's Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour - the tour that is breaking BO records! Shows&Tix- http://bit.ly/mLcvzj. Booking email: roland@rms2productions.com54,724 followers | Follow
John Fugelsang
Guilt: A Love Story in Minneapolis 6/16- http://bit.ly/J4kLFJ * The album that hit #1 on Amazon, iTunes & Billboard's comedy charts- http://bit.ly/un61bi53,043 followers | Follow
James Malach
Lactated irreverence milked from the caffeine-addled brain udders of a web development monkey.48,373 followers | Follow
Lizz Winstead
I'm a political satirist & co creator of The Daily Show. I point out crackpottery & stuff smart people write. My Book, Lizz Free Or Die, is out May 2012.46,133 followers | Follow
Clients From Hell
A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers.44,642 followers | Follow
Jamie Capria
The average person laughs 15 times a day... that's not nearly enough. http://favstar.fm/users/MrFornicator http://www.facebook.com/JamieCapria36,523 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.31,732 followers | Follow
Luke & Darth Vader
I'm a Jedi. I live with my dad in a galaxy far, far away. He's a Sith Lord. I just write down shit that he says. (Sporadically updated by @alexblagg.)29,347 followers | Follow
Julia Segal
Writer for TV and Nutella Connoisseur. http://amzn.com/081187760429,063 followers | Follow
sarah_haskins
Sarah is a lady from Chicago. She likes jokes, reading and food. She writes and performs comedy about town. Which town? Ha! A mystery!25,914 followers | Follow
Sleep Talkin' Man
My mild-mannered husband lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams.24,414 followers | Follow
Newt Gingrich Ideas
Newt Gingrich's candidacy is about big ideas. This account links with Newt’s brain, so those ideas can be shared with the public. parody.16,930 followers | Follow
Santa Claus
I deliver 2 billion presents in one night to a bunch of shithead kids. I'm having a beer.15,570 followers | Follow
Don Millard
Sardonic Writer and Artist, Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, History, Comedy, Politics and All Things Irish15,233 followers | Follow
MoronWatch
I See Dumb People: bigots, fundamentalists, corporate whores, war-lovers, sexual moralisers and assorted haters15,209 followers | Follow
The Rude Pundit
The Rude Pundit's Almanack: http://www.orbooks.com/our-books/rude-pundit/12,729 followers | Follow
Oliver Willis
I am a research fellow at Media Matters for America. These are my opinions. http://oliverwillis.com12,692 followers | Follow
Keith Blanchard
Story creative director, former Maxim editor, writer, fisherman, husband and father, dictator-for-life (pending)12,562 followers | Follow
whitewhine
Submit your First-World Problems at http://www.whitewhine.com/submit8,870 followers | Follow
Sarah Jaffe
Formerly @seasonothebitch AlterNet Labor Editor. Rabblerouser. #classwar instigator. My opinions and foul mouth are my own. Not a musician.8,340 followers | Follow
Political Humor
The mother lode of political comedy on the Web, featuring late-night jokes, cartoons, viral videos, and political insanity. http://facebook.com/politicalhumor5,282 followers | Follow
Edie McClurg
Actress,Improvisor,Voiceover artist (all ages and characters) Deep Thinker,Comedian,Blogger, Conscious Citizen,Dances Like Crazy!4,471 followers | Follow
CuteWinFail
Your daily dose of epicosity with Toby Turner. Not-so perfect pets, teens with too much time on their hands, how-to videos gone wrong and more.3,681 followers | Follow
Josh Faure-Brac
Creator of SuperNews. I was born in Petaluma now I live in LA and make cartoons.1,568 followers | Follow
Stuff My GF Says
Stuff My Girlfriend Says: The blatherings of my girlfriend the mouthy expat.1,148 followers | Follow
Susie Sampson
Jesus Loving Reporter, Proud Tea Party Member, Southern Belle and Believer. Check out the Tea Party Report:678 followers | Follow
Morons With Signs
In 1922, H. L. Mencken described the United States as a commonwealth of morons. Not much has changed.236 followers | Follow
whyugotdumped.com
Preventing angry drunk dials everywhere. Breaking up is painful, file your grievances here.124 followers | Follow
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