People Worth A Shit
Nathan Fillion
It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.1,281,907 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.134,856 followers | Follow
Twit Cleaner
Analyses those you follow. Cleans your tweetstream. Thorough, fast & super easy. [run by @SiDawson]. Go to the site, click Scan me Now, we'll DM you a report.86,869 followers | Follow
Danny Brown
VP, Partner Strategy at Jugnoo, Inc. Award-winning marketer and social media blogger. Author of The Parables of Business. Some tweets automated.33,588 followers | Follow
CHEETAH POW CHICKEN
I hope my arch nemesis is as lazy as I am. Witstream contributor, dwarf tosser and matchstick flicker.32,735 followers | Follow
Barracks O'Bama
Intelligent Drivel 4 The Drivelatti. Politically independent. Red Sox, pickled herring, cuss words, eclectic thoughts,'n Stuff. Spammers will be incinerated.26,082 followers | Follow
Liza Sabater
@culturekitchen @DailyGotham blogdiva extraordinaire. criminally prolific multilingual twittinfluencer. shmears gossip, news, sports & tech w/humor & profanity22,144 followers | Follow
Jessica Gottlieb
Mom Blogger. Not stupid. Video: http://YouTube.com/JessicaGottlieb Wikipedia: http://bit.ly/JGottlieb Phone: 818.486.9363 http://gplus.to/jessicagottlieb21,896 followers | Follow
Erin Kotecki Vest
My unicorn can kick your unicorn's ass. Imported from Detroit. Making Lupus my bitch.21,801 followers | Follow
Vincenzo Scipioni
I am an author. Unseeing Eyes is the story of my life; the others are just books. I'm a stream of consciousness, a dreamer, a friend to all...20,723 followers | Follow
Neal Rapoport
I'm a seed investor. I sold DealTaker to Media General in '08. I ride my bicycle, I invented the Internet(well, my grandma thinks so)15,492 followers | Follow
Lesley Dewar
Entertaining, engaging and educating children through story telling. I love Social Media, Haiku, Travel, Parenting, Marine Life, Environmental issues.14,772 followers | Follow
Sugar Jones
Blogger | Vlogger | Outlier | Mom | Social Media Buzz Generator | Brand Ambassador for #Verizon #Nintendo #Invisalign Warning: I'm quite the exclamator!!!14,602 followers | Follow
Evil Esq Bar Asc Law
EEBA is an involuntary bar association for attorneys and judges who have lost compassion for their subject matter-- the law, and protecting the public.14,092 followers | Follow
Joel Postman
Social media public relations PR corporate executive communications. Zamboni driver. Writer. Speaker. Author SocialCorp. Work for but don't represent Brocade.12,804 followers | Follow
Christopher
Ambassador of Happiness at HootSuite. Yes, that's my job title. Views expressed are my own, not my company's.12,004 followers | Follow
Ralph Tegtmeier
Dominating search engines since 1996. SEO consulting, services & software development. Link building. Automatic content generation.11,199 followers | Follow
Matt Haughey
Founder of MetaFilter.com, cofounder of Fuelly.com and BuyLocalCycling.com. Huge cyclocross, photography, and web nerd as well.11,197 followers | Follow
Hugh Briss
Social identity specialist, Web designer, photographer, blogger. I design graphics for Twitter, Facebook, Google+, YouTube, blogs and more.10,597 followers | Follow
raincoaster
49 degrees latitude, 360 degrees attitude. Social Media consulting at http://raincoastermedia.com9,991 followers | Follow
Jill Krause
Mothering. Laughing. Bitching. Crafting. Changing. Snapping. #NintendoEnthused #WINE #FatBabies #TerroristToddlers9,744 followers | Follow
Havi Brooks
International Woman Of Mystery. I write, flail, hide and talk to monsters. Pirate queen, head Shivanaut, director of the Destuckification Playground.8,351 followers | Follow
Jeanne V Bowerman
@scriptmag Editor & Online Comm Mgr, #scriptchat moderator, @ThePitchfest editor, black belt, bellydancing, recovered insecureaholic, PS31, #TwitterPIMPangel8,127 followers | Follow
Kritter Kondo
Abi (short for Abigail) Female kitty who tweets about her brother Madison, her Kritter Kondo cat enclosure and other fun pet topics!7,863 followers | Follow
Christine Cavalier
Psychology, Internet, Media, Emerging Tech, Behavioral Economics, Writing. M.Ed. Educational Psychology. Past lives: systems admin, researcher.7,776 followers | Follow
mochamomma
Negroid. In love with The Cuban. A lifelong contrarian. I swear like a Scottish comedian. I am awesome every day. http://about.me/mochamomma7,109 followers | Follow
Phil Baumann
I used to be cute. I run @HealthIsSocial - @RNchat - @MD_chat http://HealthIsSocial.com6,831 followers | Follow
AmberAusten
domestic goddess, bloggess. bouncing reality checks on a daily basis,...et de mourir pour vivre en France6,338 followers | Follow
Rock Art Brewery
Happy and proud little MICRO BREWERY! Please go to our website to see our hours for visiting!6,080 followers | Follow
Pamela Price
Founder, RedWhiteandGrew.com: Celebrating Modern Life in the Spirit of the Victory Garden; A 2012 Bloggie Finalist, Best Topical Weblog5,217 followers | Follow
Mary McKnight
Partner, CMO | OpenMatters Fun loving Boston girl wth a passion for her family, weight lifting, the Patriots and the Bruins!4,778 followers | Follow
Sasha Pasulka
Marketing and product gal @popsalad. I love living in rainy Seattle!4,686 followers | Follow
Christopher Robbins
geek, hipster, writer, freelance & otherwise, King of All Social Media, Godzilla vs. Mothra, entrepreneur, barefoot runner, beer drinker,4,371 followers | Follow
Kevin Woodward
llama breeder, sometime business advisor & seller of infrared heaters! We have pygmy goats, chickens, cats & dogs! fancy taking llamas for a walk - ask me how!4,127 followers | Follow
Brian Tannebaum
Miami Native, Father, Criminal & Bar Admission/Discipline Defense Lawyer, Certified Sommelier, Type II Diabetic, Transparency Hawk. Bad follower.4,078 followers | Follow
joe peacock
I'm that Artofakira.com guy. I write books (http://tinyurl.com/mibook2). I belong to Studio Revolver in Atlanta. I can do a cartwheel.4,049 followers | Follow
Miranda Doerfler
21. Horror Writer. Nightmare on Elm Street Nut. Toby Turner Superfan. Michael Crichton Idolizer. Blogger. Gamer. Singer. Liberal. Atheist. Perv. Human. Miranda.3,198 followers | Follow
Terry Smelser
#MrYumYum _ American Trucker, Techno-Sapien, Father, Grandfather, Husband, Conservative and RightWing NutJob. Long distance marksman and Gun NUT.2,927 followers | Follow
Sarah Constantino
Iowa indie craft girl, living in FL, lover of pop culture, design, movies, & imbibing. The combination can be dangerous. Visit my Etsy shop to see what I create2,784 followers | Follow
Guilty Squid
Internet Superstar, Winner of the 2010 Internet Coroner Election & The Geek Whisperer. So many issues, my friends have to take some.2,731 followers | Follow
Kay Ballard
I'm the President and CEO of New Media International, Inc. and the host of Women Are Not Funny Radio and the Social Media #Soiree. I am adorable and modest!2,591 followers | Follow
Tweet Fail
Following isn't an endorsement or criticism, so stop freaking out that I'm here, and tweet me something amusing.2,542 followers | Follow
Sugarwilla™
I'm curious. What did you do before you weren't getting paid to police social media? And what I mean by that is don't be an ass.2,531 followers | Follow
Alex Raffi
Alex Raffi is a husband and father. An award-winning illustrator and strong advocate for creativity.2,521 followers | Follow
Daniel Escobedo
Maker of a webcomic, lover of fine video games, and awesomeness extraordinaire!2,476 followers | Follow
Zackary Rabbit
The first stuffed rabbit to require therapy for Twitter-Addiction..2,445 followers | Follow
bluedogrose
An artist living in Seattle, best known for the Little White Rabbit and Wire animal sculptures.2,427 followers | Follow
Lisa Illman
Cats, Coffee, Chocolate. Social Media/Blogging. My product is the @KritterKondo and my kitties are Abigail and Finnegan.2,300 followers | Follow
Intellectual warrior
Intellectual warrior, Anti-sharia law, Independent leaning right #hashtagmafia2,152 followers | Follow
Paula Kelley
Composer of film scores. Orchestrator & arranger of pop music. Plays bass gtr, electric gtr, acoustic gtr, piano, harpsichord, & the best tambourine in the west2,132 followers | Follow
Jen Vandathug
Follower... of artists, designers, technologists, deep thinkers, culture lovers, coffee drinkers, funny people, fashionistas, and followers of me!2,127 followers | Follow
Anthony Imperioli
Jack of all trades, master of pizza. I play an old lady on the Internet.2,033 followers | Follow
Eileen Schuh
Author:THE TRAZ; SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT. Also, soon to be released under ImajinBooks banner, sequel to THE TRAZ1,996 followers | Follow
Absence/Alternatives
Paradox Herself. In search of relevance. Archnemesis: June Cleaver/Betty Boop. Contrarian with a heart of gold.1,845 followers | Follow
LaVonne Ellis
I write and share true stories with a burst of flavor. What's your story? Tell me!1,844 followers | Follow
sarahrosehurt
If I can't be a good example, at least let me be a horrible warning.1,823 followers | Follow
Lisa Hoover
Writer, pro blogger, open source enthusiast, single mom to 3 boys. Unapologetic supporter of gay rights. Runs with scissors.1,776 followers | Follow
Maddie Marie
I'm a ball buster, cupcake aficionado, and professional bad decision maker. Orson is my dog. Corey is a boy I kinda like.1,735 followers | Follow
Victoria Ramon
My name is Victoria and I don't like to cook. I run @turtlecanyonusa. Sometimes I write jokes. http://about.me/victoriaramon1,709 followers | Follow
COMMANDER COOL®
I like Banana Pudding. (o_0) In certain circles, you may know me as COMMANDER COOL®1,702 followers | Follow
Chris Jenkins
CAE, CCNA, CISSP, MCSE Chief Technology Strategist for The Ohio Society of CPAs OSCPA1,684 followers | Follow
S_S_Michaels
IDOLS & CONS out 11/15. Writer of transgressive fiction. Super Hero.1,635 followers | Follow
Lynn Beighley
Geeky author of more than a dozen books, countless articles. Fictionista in tech author's body. www.fictionaut.com/users/lynn-beighley. I will write about you.1,599 followers | Follow
Fiona Henderson
Mother, knitter, baker, honours student, motorbike rider... If I had an employer these views would not represent them…1,588 followers | Follow
One Chicklette
I'm already going to hell. I might as well burn the brightest.1,506 followers | Follow
shaun patrick
boob loving, pot-belly, Coffee connoisseur, golf playing Dad! love to joke. my tweets may cause Hypertension, Palpitations and bouts of laughter1,497 followers | Follow
legalesque
Law school graduate. San Diego native, former Cleveland resident. UCSD (molecular biology) and Tri Delta alumna. Avid Buckeyes fan and golfer.1,484 followers | Follow
Stephanie Youngblood
OldSchool Newsphotog turned SoMed Marketing Exec. Now livin' the life as a SAHM! Faves: my Hubs, BBY, Coffee, LolaPup (@HellolaLola) and learning something new!1,466 followers | Follow
Mark Traphagen
Social Media Marketing - Google+ for Business Expert! Director of Social Media Marketing for Virante Inc.1,462 followers | Follow
Craig Blanton
Cat fan, Love Ky Wildcats, Have Cat Scratch Fever, Oh, and I have Big Blue Blood1,388 followers | Follow
Jacqueline L. Landry
Author of TYPICAL MALE. Pedantic Bohemian, Cajun, liberal, writer, artist, cat slave, SciFi Geek, Blues aficionado, coffee snob, and gimp.1,377 followers | Follow
emilyoftexas
Painter of Donkeys and other things of great importance. Picker, Donkey Wrangler1,288 followers | Follow
Cindy O'Neil
Love to garden, read, write, cook, golf, live simply. Former newspaper editor and public speaker.1,243 followers | Follow
Rick After Dark
I hope I don't forget to replace this placeholder text with something incredibly amusing.1,222 followers | Follow
fluffy little clouds
I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.1,221 followers | Follow
Brandon S Allbery
unix geek since 1981, osx user, senior unix sysadmin, LOPSA, straight/LGBT-friendly, knitter, soccer/rugby fan, bipolar, Reform Jew.1,199 followers | Follow
Ashley Moore
Student in Elementary Education (Art, English/Language Arts, Technology), Pampered Chef Consultant, Art Lover, and Cooking/Baking Enthusiast.1,181 followers | Follow
Anna Ikeda
Yet another mediocre Japan based blogger who thinks very highly of herself. I like cats, photography, Discworld, good-looking mikoshi carriers and money.1,162 followers | Follow
Marjory Meechan
World wanderer and geek admirer - occasionally found underwater. This is not my cat - I just wish it was.1,137 followers | Follow
Sneaky Bitch
Cigar smoking, cosmo drinking, dirty mouthed, filthy minded, equal opportunity nymphomaniac. What's not to like?1,078 followers | Follow
Karen Jones
I'm passionate about living life like I mean it...I'm a published author but currently I'm just a dreamer...looking for new friends, give me a shout!1,069 followers | Follow
Stephen Lee
Android developer, Programmer, Cellular, Wood Working and Foodie.1,068 followers | Follow
Steve Saunders
I am a man who loves bacon. And writing about loving bacon. Oh and I like writing comics, RPG crap, editing, and other stuff, too. Has offspring. Also: tacos.1,039 followers | Follow
Lunchbag Rodriguez
Grant me the serenity to chug the whiskey I cannot sip, the courage to smoke the weed I can find and the wisdom to know what's good in the hood. Amen.1,033 followers | Follow
Catoxicus Maximus
I'm a technology, security, running, and RC/Kite kinda guy! (HINT HINT: I'M A FAG) #TheMostInterestingCatoxInTheWorld Dude, always bigger!988 followers | Follow
Frankie Brooks
I spend an inordinate amount of time finding easier ways of doing things... so that I can be lazy. I dream of having an in-house masseuse with strong hands.964 followers | Follow
Sheila NomNomDePlume
1960 vintage. Possibly evil. Proxy Antichrist. Published poet, songwriter & indie novelist. Free sample of my debut e-novel http://bit.ly/BirthdayDragon914 followers | Follow
MarieMonDieu
Producer, Writer, Director. Owner of In Your Dreams Productions, Monmouth, ME.877 followers | Follow
Lucy Lambriex
Ik maak tekst en beeld waar je je tegen zegt. Mijn intenties zijn goed, zelfs zonder emoticons. Bezoek mijn nieuwe site!869 followers | Follow
It's Brittany Bitch
I love pickles, cheese (both dairy product and music generated), and you.844 followers | Follow
Laura McWilliams
JD 2012. Atty for victims of violence. Artist, runner, human rights advocate, women's rights advocate. Soon-to-be Pittsburgher. Lover of / critic of the law.818 followers | Follow
Mark Stevenson
Gearhead Canadian. Addicted to the smell of exhaust in the morning. @LyddiGrace is my better half. (Say hello before following = present for you.)809 followers | Follow
Kristy Westendorp
Vegan boudoir photographer/ spoken word artist/resident heckler in Victoria B.C. What about you?771 followers | Follow
Mrs. Messiness
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -Oscar Wilde768 followers | Follow
Nicolas Papaconstant
Nicolas Papaconstantinou is a general roustabout, and creator of Elephant Words - www.elephantwords.co.uk714 followers | Follow
Elaine AM Smith
Enthusiast and writer: capturing creativity between commas and the odd full stop.711 followers | Follow
Drew Clark
Creator of the wildly popular web-comic A Slice of Fate. Illustrator and all around nice guy... so says my mom.672 followers | Follow
Jarvis Emerald
Leading the Way in Mobile Video Blogging. If It Sparkles...I Will Find It! Supporter of @MyCityLives @Reqvu & @FarFromTheHeart #Toronto #DailyGEMS670 followers | Follow
Quinn Warnick
Assistant professor of digital rhetoric at Virginia Tech. I study the internet and help students use it to change the world.652 followers | Follow
nipplelicious
Sarcastic, constant mover. I don't need to write of others goofs, I do enough of my own..writer, mother..yep, that about covers it all...613 followers | Follow
kookychick
Obsessed with fountain pens, ink, and paper! :-) Other TwitterID, where I tweet about pen-related contests & giveaways: penpaperink606 followers | Follow
manuel alarcon
im a cool guy.Quiet, but cool. Web Developer. Designer, Photograper, compulsive walker. Curious. Outdoor. did i say curious already?583 followers | Follow
Andrew Shulman
Media Student, looking to become a true indie film maker. Trained in graphic design, and lives for gaming. 566 followers | Follow
Ian Sharman
Managing Editor - Orang Utan Comics, Group Editor - AAM/Markosia, Writer - Alpha Gods & Hero: 9-5, Inker & Letterer - lots of stuff.561 followers | Follow
Thomas Hochmann
I'm an American, Buddhist, capitalist, bookworm, and NASCAR nut.497 followers | Follow
Mister Yojinbo
Fast as the Wind | Quiet as the Forest | Bold as Fire | Immovable as a Mountain417 followers | Follow
Jesse Dorje Irwin
Video, digital art/design, laptop DJ/VJ, work in pro wrestling. On indefinite hiatus from srs internet socialization (I MISS YOU MEFI)399 followers | Follow
Rick Swartz
Database monkey at BASF. Father of 4 kids. Born in Santa Rosa, California. Went on a vacation to Germany in '82 that still hasn't ended. Opinions are my own.399 followers | Follow
Justin Shoemaker
I am often referred to as Capt. Awesome, Mr. Awesome Shoemaker, and sometimes hey you., but you can call me Justin.396 followers | Follow
Craig L Wittler
the twitterer formerly known as wendelldotme (all sites currently in closed Beta - coming soonish)384 followers | Follow
Rookie James
Steelworker, married to @rookiesgirl1, and raising 2 kids. Oh yeah I'm an asshole too.337 followers | Follow
Shaydie Blue
I tweet random things. Libertarian, Agnostic, with a cuss mouth and sense of humor. I love Louisiana, freedom, and bad boys. Roll Tide!328 followers | Follow
Katie Anderson
I say stuff. Sometimes it's interesting stuff, but usually it's just stuff. I used to work with monkeys, but now I'm stuck with humans again.310 followers | Follow
Phire / Jenny
My interests are varied and my opinions freely expressed. I mostly talk about tech stuff, social issues, politics, pop culture, and books. And coffee.310 followers | Follow
Liana Kerr
Paperdoll artist (joechip.net/liana), TOEFL rater, language student, extensive reader, homebody.292 followers | Follow
Sally Clawson
An actor in VoiceOver, Stage and Film. Able to fit into kitchen cabinets.253 followers | Follow
girliefries
Snarky Ladygeek. Interested in food, fitness, music and nerdy things.227 followers | Follow
Skylor Lambert
Fiancée to @brittiemeow; blogger; photographer. Give my work a view at flickr.com/skylor_lambert.220 followers | Follow
Magenta. Magz. Cunt.
If I medicined you, I'd make a brain tumour look like a birthday present. Danny Elfman obsessed, twisted, mental, musically inclined lady of leisure. x217 followers | Follow
Deep_Friar
Self-proclaimed procrastinator and smart-ass. Artist. Engineer. Jack of all trades. Master of none.204 followers | Follow
Melodie Cohn
I am a student at Concordia's School of Community Public Policy and Affairs Studies. I work @rodialskincare @TheHudsonsBayCo199 followers | Follow
Dinky McMorningwood
Searching for a good deal on a used acordion. The Bag Pipe Player for the Rock Band Arcane Fur. Also the host of TV's Was that a Billy Goat or Stevie Nicks?193 followers | Follow
eric tremblay
Father,Son, Video Game addict..Lover of all things Beer, Hopelessly apathetic..Anger is the path to the Dark Side150 followers | Follow
your real name
FYI, I do not follow someone back just because they followed me. So don't follow me unless you really want to.124 followers | Follow
jennabenda
Dorky, crafty, feminist and activist, tea lover, music enthusiast, baker, bookworm, animal obsessed, lover of cuddles, social worker.85 followers | Follow
pastrytiff
85 followers | Follow
allysonstallman
I am me. Want to know more, you'll have to follow me to find out.67 followers | Follow
Zachery Jenkins
Im Zach I live right off osu campus. 17 year old story, with a few not so average pages in my book. Anymore you wanna know, ask.57 followers | Follow
Christopher Ryan
Your source for my sporadic updates of my thoughts and what I'm doing. Sometimes.12 followers | Follow
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