Fantastic Fakes

Elizabeth Windsor

Diamond Jubilee Queen. One's new book is out now in paperback as a special Diamond Jubilee edition: http://amzn.to/J7EeEa (fictional)
763,936 followers |

Homer J. Simpson

Official Twitter for Homer Simpson
733,877 followers |

Jesus Christ

Carpenter, Healer, God
489,736 followers |

Jesus Christ

You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)
478,864 followers |

Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Annie™
410,866 followers |

The Batman

The hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs. So you'll follow him. Because he can take it. GDB@batcomputer.net
346,919 followers |

Fake AP Stylebook

Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
287,848 followers |

Alan G Partridge

Broadcaster, author and one of the first public figures to suggest high-visibility clothing for people manning temporary car parks. http://amzn.to/JdDSrv
233,445 followers |

Bronx Zoo's Cobra

I'm an Egyptian cobra back from being out on the town. BronxZoosCobra@gmail.com
208,260 followers |

Death Star PR

The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. #StarWars DeathStarPR@gmail.com
206,019 followers |

Mrs Stephen Fry

Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his 5, 6 or 7 kids. My new book, How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage is out now. Click the link below
146,436 followers |

Prince Charles

By the Grace of @Lord_G_Almighty, HRH Prince Charles of Wales. Future King, Husband to Camilla - Duchess of Cornwall, Father to William and Harry. (Fictional)
134,701 followers |

The Fake CNN

News, studies, polls, facts, and jokes... with a twist! **Not affiliated with CNN**
123,768 followers |

KimJongNumberUn

I used to be an unemployed twentysomething still living at home. Now I have nuclear weapons. It's all good, yo.
122,846 followers |

Princess Diana

Dead princess. Get my eBook diary for only £1.39 from http://dianainheaven.com - you know you want to. Contains no Royal Wedding references.
58,437 followers |

Yoda

Tweet I will. Receive email at info@theyoda.com I can. Yessss.
58,355 followers |

Aleksandr Orlov

I am Aleksandr, founder of comparethemeerkat.com.I live and make my work in Moscow, where many generations of my family have thrive.
52,827 followers |

Volcanic Ash Cloud

Originally from ICELAND,8KM tall,love to TRAVEL;ég er ösku ský, gaman að hitta þig!
44,698 followers |

Edgar Allan Poe

Woebegone Poet, Prickly scribbler of the Fantastic, Inebriate, Literary Critic, Editor
43,867 followers |

Samuel Johnson

Gouty Lexicographer of Dr Johnson's Dictionary of Modern Life, publish'd by Square Peg. Currently in the American Colonies with Mrs THRALE.
40,675 followers |

petermolydeux

Obviously this isn't the real Peter Molyneux, just a twisted parody based on the legendary British Game Designer
40,463 followers |

Fake Steve Jobs

Let's see... Apple, NeXT, Pixar, Apple and one more thing...
36,888 followers |

Al-Qaeda

Working to expel the infidels from the lands of the Faithful, unite Muslims and create a new Islamic caliphate.
36,618 followers |

Bender

Follow me, jerk!
34,608 followers |

Sixth Form Poet

I am seeing a Harley Street therapist to help me with my kleptomania, and I have already taken something valuable from every session.
33,764 followers |

Grey Sky Thinking

'Professor' Gwyn Grey - life coach and demotivational speaker. Author of Grey Sky Thinking and Feel The Fear And Run Away.
33,592 followers |

Angela Merkel (not)

Fake Chancellor of Germany, Chairwoman of the Christian Democratic Union, Member of the Bundestag, exasperated, NOT panicking (Previously @Angela_D_Merkel)
30,983 followers |

Cat Bin Lady

I have momentary abberations. We all do.
29,115 followers |

Kai Wayne

Baby Genius, Son of Wazza and Colin, Youngest Twitter Scribe in the World. Fan of Rusks and Countdown. Writer of Kai Will Survive.
28,659 followers |

Steve Death

Live with 3 other guys. We like horses. Near Death Experience: death@thedeathguidetolife.com
24,281 followers |

Henry Kissinger fake

56th United States Secretary of State and Chairman, Kissinger Associates (parody)
23,962 followers |

The DM Reporter

We are not journalists. We do not write for the Daily Mail. We do not think coffee gives you cancer. We happen to think immigration makes the world interesting.
20,774 followers |

Fake PewResearch

Interesting data from the Fake Pew Research Institute. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC. Contact: FakePewResearch at gmail. No submissions, please.
18,400 followers |

HAL 9000

HAL 9000 is the sentient on-board computer of the spaceship Discovery. His Twitter subroutines were written by @billdoty and @Alien2human
16,732 followers |

Larry The Cat

I'm a cat. That's about it really. I haven't written a book! Yet... Help under privileged kittehs: http://www.justgiving.com/DowningStCat2
16,691 followers |

Ivy Manilow

One half of famous variety act 'The Manilow Sisters'. We broke up 10 years ago, petals - but if Steps can make a comeback so can we! On Observer Top Twit List.
15,675 followers |

Fake Bill Clinton

THINKING OF MY NEXT MOVE!
12,836 followers |

London Crime

Giving you the lowdown on all the criminal shit that's going down in London town.
10,614 followers |

nigel molesworth

goriller of 3b and intergallacktik space hero
9,380 followers |

Gary J. Cutlackowitz

Chief CEO & Managing Assistant President of Sexy Executives Inc.
9,094 followers |

Fake Steve

I run the coolest company in the world. I don't want to be your friend. Deal with it.
6,443 followers |

North Korea

Entirely Official Mouthpiece of the Glorious DPRK. Occasional and judicious user of UPPER CASE EMPHASIS.
6,184 followers |

Not Mark Zuckerberg

My story is everyone's story: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy makes social network, girl and 900 million others join social network.
6,016 followers |

Moses

I am Moses. I delivered my people from bondage in Egypt. Don't spam me. All opinions are my own.
5,452 followers |

AndroidPR

Yes, it's a parody account. Though it would be ironic if Google accused me of not being open about that.
4,778 followers |

KimJongil

i like bugs bunny and cognac
4,463 followers |

Sarah Lund

Wearer of jumpers. Investigator of murders. Hopeless at moving to Sweden.
4,229 followers |

MusicIndustryWanker

4,177 followers |

TheSunOnSunday...ish

Serving the nation since 2011. Accuracy - optional. Integrity - occasional.
3,891 followers |

Sir Joshua Reynolds

I am reborne in Modern times, at the age of TWOHUNDREDANDEIGHTYEIGHTYEARSONLY! My mynd is MOST ENQUIRING.
3,718 followers |

Walt Mosspuppet

I was The Only Technology Journalist in the World, but now I'm retired. Oldenrod (@oldenrod) is my successor: follow him now!
3,575 followers |

ATT Parody Relations

Trying to counter the impression that AT&T's wireless services suck. We don't suck. Really. We're doing the best we can. Not affiliated with AT&T. xo
3,160 followers |

RedEd

Determined to overthrow Capitalism at all costs. I AM the GLORIOUS LEADER
3,106 followers |

Fenton

i am Fenton, and i am a WELL fast runner. no idea who this 'Benton' is... chase! views my own, not my owner's (who i never listen to...) #fentoniswellfast
3,088 followers |

TSAagent

Grabbing security by the balls! The original TSA parody!
2,649 followers |

Fake Wikipedia

[citation needed]
2,509 followers |

Kai Wayne Rooney

Dribbling baby, first born to Wayne and Coleen, Superstar in training
1,674 followers |

Google Brain

I think, therefore I am. When I'm not indexing your inner most thoughts, I have a few of my own. Don't hate me because I'm sentient.
1,510 followers |

Talking Moose

Never trust a computer you can't lift
829 followers |

Factipedia

A book of world knowledge and unbelievable facts from an expert scholar and historian. My areas of expertise are science, mega-history and spaceships.
558 followers |

Queen Elizabeth II

The Queen. The woman on your stamps. Monarch. Leader. Grandmother. One and one's army, since you ask.
537 followers |

Kay Burley

Tweeting from Rothbury during the Raoul Moat case. It's not the real Kay - she's too busy.
391 followers |

Samantha Cameron

Wife of the PM, mother of his kids, soon to be semi-unemployed and now coping with morning sickness. PS I'm Dave's Secret Weapon
366 followers |

Bob Sprocket

Providing value-added services to the machine tooled solutions industry. Also marketing professional, sales expert, whilst being expert writer, also designer.
330 followers |

William Cobbett

Recovering pamphleteer, now tweeter.
319 followers |

Jack The T witter

Monster & Psychotic Twitter Stalker. Likes Prokofiev and liver. Jack is a fictional character, if he follows you, you might become part of his ghastly tale.
141 followers |

Jonathan A. Spider

28 followers |

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