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Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,145,543 followers | Follow
Jesus Christ
You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com (for the boobs)478,573 followers | Follow
Eugene Mirman
I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.194,837 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.134,780 followers | Follow
Amy Jane Gruber
You can't resist her, she's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home.58,699 followers | Follow
almightygod
I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers.36,896 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
Proprietor of sandwichvideo.com, youlooknicetoday.com, and adamlisagor.com. So many websites!34,582 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.31,737 followers | Follow
Improv Everywhere
Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places28,720 followers | Follow
J. Adam Moore
Software developer and the very first humorist on Twitter. My motto: If life were a race, I'd want to beat you to death.7,400 followers | Follow
ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs
These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications.2,677 followers | Follow
Sarah Wedde
Professional recluse moonlighting as a cat lady. Interests include toast, earthworms, old men in suits, and the Oxford comma.1,545 followers | Follow
