Comics
Stephen Colbert
3,512,409 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country2,436,729 followers | Follow
Aziz Ansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!1,954,296 followers | Follow
Kathy Griffin
2-time Emmy award winning comedian. Watch KATHY every Thursday @ 10 PM on Bravo!1,477,414 followers | Follow
Jim Gaffigan
Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper Mr. Universe avail NOW at JimGaffigan.com $51,076,104 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.248,114 followers | Follow
Dave Gorman
AbsoluteRadio:Sundays10am. Podcast too. Tour dates: http://bit.ly/LiveDates I never RT any tweets that ask me to RT them. Don't drop litter.212,195 followers | Follow
Eugene Mirman
I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.194,837 followers | Follow
Arj Barker
Well twitter won't give me no blue check mark for some reason but I'm pretty sure I'm who you think I am. I enjoy folding laundry more than I should.158,212 followers | Follow
marc maron
I am a comic and a feral cat wrangler and a writer and the host of WTF with Marc Maron the podcast.127,610 followers | Follow
reggie watts
In the absence of truth there is confusion, the essence of truth.62,350 followers | Follow
Lizz Winstead
I'm a political satirist & co creator of The Daily Show. I point out crackpottery & stuff smart people write. My Book, Lizz Free Or Die, is out May 2012.46,230 followers | Follow
Matt Braunger
I do stand-up, acting, writing, and bothering. I play Gene on NBC's Up All Night. My comedy album is called Soak Up the Night. Thanks for reading.31,404 followers | Follow
Moshe Kasher
Comedian. Jew. Jew Comedian. OBGYN. Author of the memoir: Kasher In The Rye From Grand Central Publishing. buy it here: http://tinyurl.com/72hyatg29,644 followers | Follow
THE WILL HATCHER
Artist + Philosopher + Crime Fighter. My favorite things are Apple, McDonalds and Oprah. I love me and I love you, cuz you love me. #WTAW27,969 followers | Follow
LaughSpin.com
Laughspin.com is your online hub for all things comedy. Founded as Punchline Magazine in 2005 by Dylan Gadino, Laughspin is a new generation of comedy coverage.17,771 followers | Follow
Elayne Boosler
Comic, writer, bi-coastal, founder Tails of Joy animal rescue/advocacy nationwide non-profit. www.tailsofjoynet.14,453 followers | Follow
Aparna Nancherla
I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others.9,721 followers | Follow
Greg Giraldo
9,703 followers | Follow
Ted Alexandro
I'm a standup comedian typing stuff to you from time to time.9,547 followers | Follow
Julian McCullough
I'm a stand up comic. See? http://julianmccullough.com/JM_Media.htm9,000 followers | Follow
shane mauss
Did you spell my name Shane Moss? Congrats, you found me anyway!8,442 followers | Follow
Sean L. McCarthy
I work the comedy beat for my own digital newspaper. Just doing my part to Win The Future!8,273 followers | Follow
Hari Kondabolu
A comedian and writer born and raised in Queens. Currently living in Brooklyn. BE SUPER!7,157 followers | Follow
Jessica Kirson
Stand Up Comedian, Producer, Writer, Actress, Worrier... http://youtube.com/thejessykshow5,491 followers | Follow
katiehalper
progressive comedian / blogger, HuffPo & Comedy Central / doc filmmaker/3,218 followers | Follow
Emily Heller
Protagonist, comedy thing, girl person. Former season pass holder to @WaterworldCali. emilyhellercomedy.com3,210 followers | Follow
Comedy Ireland
2,543 followers | Follow
Marga Gomez
See me in NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER now thru June 30, 2012 @ BERKELEY Marsh http://themarsh.org and/or most Thursdays in San Fran @ http://comedybodega.com2,112 followers | Follow
Punch Line
The Punch Line SF has been host to great stand-up comedy for over 30 years! Follow us for show updates and chances to win free tickets.1,793 followers | Follow
Yuri Kagan
average guy, comedian, bartender, writer, jew, Russian... http://www.youtube.com/ykagan100 Producer of Recovering Commies. Check it out @RecovCommies.1,717 followers | Follow
Alysia Wood
I'm a touring comedian based in Los Angeles. My comedy badge was issued in Seattle. My diet plan is poverty. I'm not afraid to delete a tweet.1,361 followers | Follow
A Funny Girl
Performer and writer of comedy. A skeptic, an agnostic, and at least the second-funniest transsexual you know- guaranteed. http://favstar.fm/users/NatashaMuse1,250 followers | Follow
Phil Johnson
Standup and musical comedian, Disney nerd, mediocre yet ambitious cook. Download my best hits a the url below.1,124 followers | Follow
Yayne Abeba
Official twitter page. Stand up comedienne, Ethiopian, Loud Mouth, Fashion & Beauty Junkie, Real, Original, Funny. I follow back unless you're a ho1,102 followers | Follow
Pam (Ames) Radgowski
PR for @WePay and dabble in jokes, producing, and abandoning novel drafts at an accelerated rate. Freakishly good at skee-ball.1,002 followers | Follow
Marcella Arguello
No, I am not the guy from LMFAO. Additionally, 209 til I die!!959 followers | Follow
Mary Van Note
I tell jokes, wear vintage, and draw stick figures exceptionally well. My short film and web series can be seen on IFC.956 followers | Follow
Chris Garcia
Stand Up Comedian / Co-Founder of San Francisco's finest independent comedy show The Business. Every Weds, 8pm. The Dark Room Theater.901 followers | Follow
Cara Tramontano
Comedying and caffeinating. Business. Food. Cocktails. Kittens.856 followers | Follow
Susan Alexander
Comedian, writer and host of 5 Funny Females & @thedenialshow . Tweets seen on Bravo TV Orange County Social.852 followers | Follow
Sean Keane
If you ain't true to yourself, you ain't true to nobody. You live your life for someone else, man, you ain't living. Straight up fact. - Vanilla Ice719 followers | Follow
Caitlin Gill
If hapless and fearless can occupy the same body, then it's in Caitlin Gill - SF Weekly562 followers | Follow
Sandy Stec
Stand-Up Comedian and Morning Co-Host on Star 101.3 FM in San Francisco. http://www.1013.com469 followers | Follow
Reggie Steele
Patience is a virtue, confidence and consistency is a must. Change the things you can and don't waste time worrying about the things you can't. Laugh Often.443 followers | Follow
Trevor Hill
I have been kidnapped! Someone please alert the proper authorities!348 followers | Follow
Jeff Reitman
From Wackygamer.tv, Stand-up Comedian, Videogame Developer, man on the street332 followers | Follow
Kelly McCarron
I'm a stand up comedian in San Francisco. I just might be the most adorable stand up comedian you've ever seen and the most awkward girl you've ever met213 followers | Follow
Siskel and Negro
150 followers | Follow
Scotch Wichmann
L.A. writer, comedian, and serious collector of 1970s highwater pants.112 followers | Follow
KayDee Kersten
76 followers | Follow
Ryan Kasmier
67 followers | Follow
