The Night Stalker
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http://about.me/kolchak
Writer, actor, cotton candy vendor, night stalker and killer tomato.
Listorious Interview
#Alabama was trending the other day. I think it had something to do with grits being outlawed. I dunno. I wasn't paying attention.
#waystotripfatpeople
Is this a euphemism? That's going to seriously impact potential answers.
Toaster.
Being a Jonas brother.
#feedjohngoodman. It was a failed charity launch.
@Lindsaylohan has done a lot of good with her twitter account. And that one time she put up a twitpic of her boobs. So her.
Lots of people. For ruining my personal brand.
Talk about boobs.
The one with the hooker and the fishing pole and the lunch meat.
Socialscope.
Professional life?
Not participate in trending topics. And send me naked photos.
The cranky Slovakian widow inside my closet. If I don't she waves a medallion in my face and chants things. It's not worth the fight.
I thought this was Adult Friend Finder. What the hell?
Joe Jackson.
@ladygaga, of course.
Yes. I hate people twice as much now.
Fairy dust. LOL JK. It's flakes of Don Imus' skin.
To document my 30 day quest to prove chap stick was actually made from people.
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