Comedians
Ellen DeGeneres
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.11,585,177 followers | Follow
Stephen Fry
British Actor, Writer, Lord of Dance, Prince of Swimwear & Blogger4,390,327 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am the actor, writer, comedian and musician.Grammar and usage police welcome! That's how we learn. Check Stevemartin.com for summer tour dates.2,719,492 followers | Follow
Aziz Ansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!1,956,534 followers | Follow
Penn Jillette
More than 1/2 (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Vegas, Penn's Sunday School Podcast, P&T Tell a Lie on Discovery, P&T: Fool Us! on ITV.God, No! - book1,796,212 followers | Follow
Kathy Griffin
2-time Emmy award winning comedian. Watch KATHY every Thursday @ 10 PM on Bravo!1,477,572 followers | Follow
Andy Milonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...For booking me or Three Loco email jhum@apa-agency.com372,607 followers | Follow
Eugene Mirman
I am television's Eugene Mirman. I am very nice and like seafood.195,248 followers | Follow
Margaret Cho
Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!187,246 followers | Follow
Mandy Stadtmiller
Sign up for my upcoming tabloid tell-all NEWS WHORE at: http://mandystadtmiller.com112,162 followers | Follow
Official Wanda Sykes
The official Wanda Sykes Twitter page!! On tour now, coming to a city near you! Go to the website for tour details:91,502 followers | Follow
Julian Clary
91,346 followers | Follow
Dave Foley
A comedian from the 90s. Capable of almost 12 facial expressions though I rarely use more than 4 of them.73,385 followers | Follow
reggie watts
In the absence of truth there is confusion, the essence of truth.62,350 followers | Follow
John Fugelsang
Guilt: A Love Story in Minneapolis 6/16- http://bit.ly/J4kLFJ * The album that hit #1 on Amazon, iTunes & Billboard's comedy charts- http://bit.ly/un61bi53,128 followers | Follow
Lizz Winstead
I'm a political satirist & co creator of The Daily Show. I point out crackpottery & stuff smart people write. My Book, Lizz Free Or Die, is out May 2012.46,231 followers | Follow
Moshe Kasher
Comedian. Jew. Jew Comedian. OBGYN. Author of the memoir: Kasher In The Rye From Grand Central Publishing. buy it here: http://tinyurl.com/72hyatg29,644 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
Actor/comedian/musician and bestselling author Steve Martin will release his first full-length music album The Crow: New Songs for the Five-String Banjo on 1/2728,362 followers | Follow
Trevor Boris
Star of Video on Trial on MuchMusic/FUSE. Producer on Canada's Got Talent. Performing on CONAN May 22. i judge people cuz im dead inside trevor@trevorboris.com21,389 followers | Follow
Al Madrigal
Daily Show Correspondent, comedian & nicest curmudgeon you'll ever meet.18,459 followers | Follow
LaughSpin.com
Laughspin.com is your online hub for all things comedy. Founded as Punchline Magazine in 2005 by Dylan Gadino, Laughspin is a new generation of comedy coverage.17,797 followers | Follow
Robin Williams FS
Twitter page connected to the Robin Williams Fansite, sharing the Latest News, Fun Facts, Quotes etc.14,957 followers | Follow
Sara Benincasa
Comedian, Writer, Author of Agorafabulous! http://amzn.to/qhPSSu14,058 followers | Follow
Paul Provenza
Comedian, director, host of THE GREEN ROOM, coauthor of ¡SATIRISTAS! All are welcome here until they make themselves unwelcome. And I am the decider. Amuse me.11,584 followers | Follow
j chris newberg
wouldn't it be sweet if our exes were as cool as the songs that remind us of them. http://www.facebook.com/TheChrisArmy7,534 followers | Follow
heather gold
Making a world in which can we be ourselves together. I DJ ppl: comic, speaker, performer, social artist, web veteran, TummelVision.tv, UnPresenting.com.6,387 followers | Follow
Kate Clinton
The official account of Kate Clinton, a faith-based, tax-paying, America-loving political humorist and family entertainer.5,830 followers | Follow
Jessica Kirson
Stand Up Comedian, Producer, Writer, Actress, Worrier... http://youtube.com/thejessykshow5,491 followers | Follow
The Advocate Comedy
Become a connoisseur of gay jokes. The Advocate's @jamismithcomic hosts the best of the web from LGBT comedians and their straight allies.5,488 followers | Follow
Steve Hayes
Each week, gay comedian, actor and old movie lover STEVE HAYES comments on and dishes the classic movies he loves.5,108 followers | Follow
Ngaio Bealum
I am a comedian, magazine publisher, juggler, musician, parent, activist, Sacramentan, and a great cook. I also like hard beats and soft drugs4,708 followers | Follow
Tomlin and Wagner
This is the OFFICIAL Twitter page of comedian Lily Tomlin and writer/producer/director Jane Wagner.4,625 followers | Follow
Funny Women
Leading comedy brand, Funny Women supports women in comedy and beyond to help them find their voice. Read our magazine pages here http://tinyurl.com/69offbn3,760 followers | Follow
Kasper Hauser Comedy
Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.3,217 followers | Follow
will durst
sworn enemy to all tyrants, foreign and domestic. comic. author. columnist. commentator. margarine smuggler. cheeseburger acolyte. big fan of 1st amendment.3,029 followers | Follow
Thai Rivera
I'm not a Fag Comic, I'm a comic who happens to be a fag. I drink a bit, work out A LOT and I watch what I eat...for the most part.2,878 followers | Follow
Brent Weinbach
This is only for notifications of upcoming shows and video postings and stuff like that.2,191 followers | Follow
Marga Gomez
See me in NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER now thru June 30, 2012 @ BERKELEY Marsh http://themarsh.org and/or most Thursdays in San Fran @ http://comedybodega.com2,112 followers | Follow
Comedy Bureau
The cheat sheet to LA comedy and more. http://www.thecomedybureau.com2,055 followers | Follow
Ben Lerman
I have the head of a comedian, the heart of a musician, and the feet of a dancer in a bag in the trunk.1,884 followers | Follow
Ian Harvie
Stand Up Comic. Transman Superhero. Big LOVE watcher. Dog wrangler. Weatherman. Closet Cowboy. www.IanHarvie.com1,747 followers | Follow
Yuri Kagan
average guy, comedian, bartender, writer, jew, Russian... http://www.youtube.com/ykagan100 Producer of Recovering Commies. Check it out @RecovCommies.1,717 followers | Follow
kelli dunham
Ex-nun queer nerdcomic. On a tour through TN, AL, LA, GA begins 4/24!1,390 followers | Follow
rebecca donohue
Writer & lady-Comedian here. Like to treat both things - comedy & writing - like a business swaddled in a warm blanket of zen. Let's be tweeps together.1,320 followers | Follow
A Funny Girl
Performer and writer of comedy. A skeptic, an agnostic, and at least the second-funniest transsexual you know- guaranteed. http://favstar.fm/users/NatashaMuse1,250 followers | Follow
poppi kramer
stand-up comic,(warm up for the bill cunningham show) actor, host, mc, former fat female still funny, bgst loser season 3 at home winner, media whore, sell out.1,137 followers | Follow
Yayne Abeba
Official twitter page. Stand up comedienne, Ethiopian, Loud Mouth, Fashion & Beauty Junkie, Real, Original, Funny. I follow back unless you're a ho1,102 followers | Follow
Marcella Arguello
No, I am not the guy from LMFAO. Additionally, 209 til I die!!959 followers | Follow
Mary Van Note
I tell jokes, wear vintage, and draw stick figures exceptionally well. My short film and web series can be seen on IFC.956 followers | Follow
Cara Tramontano
Comedying and caffeinating. Business. Food. Cocktails. Kittens.856 followers | Follow
Susan Alexander
Comedian, writer and host of 5 Funny Females & @thedenialshow . Tweets seen on Bravo TV Orange County Social.852 followers | Follow
Kristen Becker
debut Cd How COULD she? Onsale NOW www.kristenbecker.com and itunes.com http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/kristen-becker/id506572100?ign-mpt=uo%3D4819 followers | Follow
Enzo Lombard
http://www.enzolombard.com Performer/creator of Love Humiliation & Karaoke748 followers | Follow
Mike Spiegelman
Dear Parade Magazine's Personality Parade by Walter Scott: my wife and I are big fans of William Katt. http://luggagetuesdays.com676 followers | Follow
Literally Funny
LA's best comedians and writers reading funny things every Thursday at 8pm at The Last Bookstore in downtown Los Angeles. Free.645 followers | Follow
Dan St. Paul
641 followers | Follow
Chris Doucette
I am a gay stand-up comedian and writer living in New York City. Twitter is the Trader Joe's of comedy. These are my free samples.585 followers | Follow
Bill Santiago
Comic/Author/Former Journalist. Appeared on “Comedy Central,” “American Latino,” “Late Night with Conan O’Brien.” Itunes: http://tinyurl.com/3c292po572 followers | Follow
Greg Walloch
Writer/Performer. Love meeting new folks & am attracted to many types of people & personalities. Have a “thing” for skaters, surfers, cowboys & celebrity chefs.568 followers | Follow
Jason Dudey
Headlining/Featuring Comedian & Host of The Jason Dudey Show (Where Stand-Up Sits Down) LIVE! every Tuesday night @ 7:00 PM, pst (gvbradio.com - ch. 2)550 followers | Follow
Greg Asdourian
I'm a Comic/Actor/Writer/Cigar Snob. My mother is Salvadorian, & my father is Armenian. I am everything Toby Keith hates about America. Sometimes NSFW.479 followers | Follow
Scott Backman
Self Verified! Just doing God's work! Entertainer, Comedian, Commentator, Animal Lover, Button Pusher, Itch Scratcher, Gay, Twin from Jersey.416 followers | Follow
Chantal Carerre
I am the real deal! Comedian, Actress, Host, writer and Personality. Always keeping it real and fresh! Truth teller!416 followers | Follow
michele balan
Comedian/wrtier/complainer! .. as seen on Last Comic Standing, LOGO, Comics Unleashed, Joy Behar show, cruises, clubs, grocery stores and clothing stores!406 followers | Follow
Positively Awesome
3rd Wednesdays @ThePIT 7PM, $5. Stand-up comedy with hip-hop freestyles, and cool give-aways! TICKETS: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/173281379 followers | Follow
Khara Cara
Tech, Comedy, Karaoke, Movies, Food, Wine, Music, Ruby Enthusiast.377 followers | Follow
Mario Cantone
349 followers | Follow
Candy Churilla
Candy Churilla is a comedienne with 11% body fat who scored a 910 on her SATS.348 followers | Follow
Sandra Valls
I'm a funny comic! Watch my showtime special, Pride: gay and lesbian comedy slam' and The Latin Divas of Comedy! Follow me on facebook308 followers | Follow
Will Franken
Comedian/Satirist/Absurdist; a one-man Monty Python's Flying Circus292 followers | Follow
Vidur Kapur
stand up comedian as seen on MTV, NBC, VH1, FOX and finalist on NYs Funniest Stand up290 followers | Follow
Faith Choyce
I can poach an egg. I do standup. I also write a blog: http://writing.faithchoyce.com. You're only allowed to read it if you're not a douchebag.258 followers | Follow
Justin Simpson
I'm Justin Simpson: Comedian, Mimic, MC, and Interviewer to the XXX Stars!! In San Francisco, California!250 followers | Follow
tonykoester
Stand Up Comic, Event Producer, recent transplant to the Pac Northwest from San Francisco.243 followers | Follow
CocoPeruTakesOnTexas
176 followers | Follow
Vicki Wagner
A cross between Howard Stern and Oprah with a bit of Tony Soprano and Larry David thrown in.159 followers | Follow
Victor Torres
I am a comedian. I live in San Francisco. I am an early adopter technology freak. And most of all - I like you. Now follow me for chrissakes.153 followers | Follow
Paco Romane
I play all 146 characters in my new One Man Show called Waiting for Twitter. Come laugh at The Romane Event Comedy Show in SF. http://pacoromane.com/137 followers | Follow
Poppy Champlin
110 followers | Follow
Shann Carr
Recently re-invented my focus as a comedian to hosting TV shows, live events, vacations, dinner parties, cooking classes and singles events.100 followers | Follow
Mike Uryga
A night of comedy featuring some of the hottest comics that currently, or have at one time, called the S.F./ Bay Area home.75 followers | Follow
Laura Hayden
As an Official Party Starter, If you need comedy in your life... and I'm sure you do! I'm the solution!67 followers | Follow
Ryan Kasmier
67 followers | Follow
Comedy Bodega
Comedy Bodega - free weekly stand-up show w/ multi culti comics EVERY Thursday in 2012 8:00p @ Esta Noche, 3079 16 st. San Fran.63 followers | Follow
Lisa Geduldig
Kung Pao Kosher Comedy, Funny Girlz, other shows, San Francisco.62 followers | Follow
Kenny Altman
Stand-up comic/Torah Trope instructor, based in SF. Bar/Bat Mitzvah planning consultant. Big or small, I will make it meaningful for you and your child!61 followers | Follow
Julia Jackson
43 followers | Follow
Daniel Leary
Daniel Leary is an actor and comedian. He is the host of LOGO's Mores for Gays and the weekly news blog, This Week in Gay36 followers | Follow
David Hawkins
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Long enough to light fire to your house though.33 followers | Follow
Magee Miller
Retired from law enforcement at the end of March and doing standup comedy full time.21 followers | Follow
Nick Leonard
17 followers | Follow
Vicki Wagner
17 followers | Follow
Valerie Branch
Stand up comic, Faux Queen / Drag Performer: Pia Messing. Host 2nd Mondays @ Deco Lounge. Hosts monthly Branching Out Comedy Writing Group 1st Sundays.15 followers | Follow
