Best Tweets
Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.3,034,426 followers | Follow
Top Tweets
Top Tweets algorithmically selects and retweets some of the most interesting tweets spreading across Twitter. Enjoy!2,118,767 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,770,763 followers | Follow
Neil Gaiman
will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.1,684,630 followers | Follow
Cheezburger
Get your five minutes of happiness at http://cheezburger.com1,587,207 followers | Follow
danny masterson
i been workin on the railroad,all the live long day... i been workin on the railroad jus to pass the time awaaaay...1,486,844 followers | Follow
Jason Goldman
COO and Co-founder of The Obvious Corporation. Formerly, VP Product for Twitter and Product Manager for Blogger at Google.1,292,950 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,158,517 followers | Follow
Nathan Fillion
It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether. BTW, I sometimes tweet a lot. Take me off text alerts!1,152,651 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
1,042,212 followers | Follow
Michele Catalano
I write about hockey (and other sports) here: http://americanmccarver.com Long Island. Freelance writer looking for work.956,074 followers | Follow
DaveJMatthews
817,949 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.573,870 followers | Follow
Mastin Kipp
To make each day a fresh start sign up for our FREE daily email at www.TheDailyLove.com - TDL was founded by 29yr old @MastinKipp527,987 followers | Follow
Dominic Byrne
Man who does news. And dabbles in a bit of weather reporting not always 100 per cent accurate. Captain Emergency on Peppa Pig and a few other voice over things!338,610 followers | Follow
Tiny Buddha
Simple wisdom for complex lives. Quotes, tips, and authentic stories. Run by @lori_deschene. BUY THE BOOK: http://tinybuddhabook.com252,742 followers | Follow
Claude Bouchard
The next best-selling thriller novelist! Author of Vigilante, The Consultant, Mind Games, The Homeless Killer, 6 Hours 42 Minutes, Discreet Activities & ASYLUM.235,536 followers | Follow
Christian Spicer
comedian, actor, writer, video-game player, comic-book reader, nice guy221,322 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.188,240 followers | Follow
Adam McKay
A little bit of this and a little bit of that... and about forty metric tons of pure flaming pay back.93,653 followers | Follow
Susan Cooper
Hi I'm Susan from NC, Social Media Enthusiast & Strategist. I create social media campaigns to help build awareness. ♥ Music, Movies & More!67,257 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the almost-launched MSN Now. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.61,869 followers | Follow
Amy Jane Gruber
You can't resist her, she's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home.56,155 followers | Follow
James Gunn
I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.45,604 followers | Follow
Joyce Cherrier
Misplaced Maui Girl-Former Health Food Store owner/Pro Windsurfer Now: Mom, Certified Personal Trainer, Sears® FitStudio Expert, ActivewearUSA A.C.45,466 followers | Follow
Kelly Shannon Kelly✩
I tweet funny oneliners and will #followback! Adventurer, world traveler, photographer39,684 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
Proprietor of sandwichvideo.com, youlooknicetoday.com, putthison.com and adamlisagor.com. So many websites!33,668 followers | Follow
Lucky Shirt
Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.30,793 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.30,627 followers | Follow
Tom Tomorrow
Creator of weekly cartoon This Modern World, Pearl Jam album cover artist, proud dad.23,593 followers | Follow
Erika Napoletano
Hash tag abuser in 10 step program because I can't commit to 12. Author, columnist for @EntMagazine. I keep companies from looking like assholes online.18,569 followers | Follow
Don Millard
Sardonic Writer and Artist, Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, Comedy and All Things Irish14,438 followers | Follow
Team Twaggies
The Web's funniest tweets, illustrated into even funnier comics. Have a funny tweet? Send it to us!13,672 followers | Follow
Richard Laermer
Rambunctious (think rum + boisterous) pop culture/media junkie and prolific writer of all things askew.12,424 followers | Follow
Adam Isacson
I work at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_wola.9,894 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,437 followers | Follow
David Bugliari
9,154 followers | Follow
Avery Edison
Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math. a@averyedison.com8,751 followers | Follow
Once An Aries
Your Mom's boyfriend. Eventually I'll offend you. http://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces http://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us8,407 followers | Follow
Michael Pierce
I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.8,216 followers | Follow
Jonathan Sloan
The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.7,834 followers | Follow
Sadao Turner Esq.
Director of New Media for @RyanSeacrest at @RSP. Also a photographer. Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?7,375 followers | Follow
Doctor Zaius
Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are7,347 followers | Follow
Ben Brooks
Comic, musician, writer, father & student. http://www.witstream.com.7,055 followers | Follow
The Night Stalker
Writer, actor, cotton candy vendor, night stalker and killer tomato.6,563 followers | Follow
Derek Thomas
Tory blogger Iain Dale's just called me an ignorant prick. Anyone got a paper hanky I can borrow? http://twitter.com/#!/IainDale/status/1028095537621319686,478 followers | Follow
Kim Brater
Brand Strategist. News junkie. Wine enthusiast. Looking at the underbellies of brands to understand what makes them tick...and what leads to success.5,854 followers | Follow
James Laker
No matter the opponents Game Man Listens Own Optimum Time No matter the conditions-Game- Man Wins-In His Window Of Time5,845 followers | Follow
Peter Urbanski
Never bored. Into search algos, data mining, ancient mysteries, photography, healthy living. I follow real people. ☮5,051 followers | Follow
Jeff Kelley
I eat a ton of chicken, like inhumane amounts. I think aircraft carriers are neat and I appreciate a good shirt tuck-in. Writer and communications person.4,441 followers | Follow
Jay Handler
Author of The 8 M's of Marketing, professional speaker, marketing consultant & owner of Chamber Consultants of America. www.Facebook.com/JayHandlerSpeaks3,510 followers | Follow
Luke in hellondon
Making orphans and single mothers feel better about their predicament for over 10 years.3,431 followers | Follow
Sucktackular.com
What midgets, toothless BJs, Christian Bale, and the incestual relationship you have with your cousin have in common.3,057 followers | Follow
Kasper Hauser Comedy
Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.3,056 followers | Follow
David Leibowitz
Trying to decide on a bio. Right now, I'm partial to Abraham Lincoln's.2,627 followers | Follow
Jordan Peterson
FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer, frotteur.2,429 followers | Follow
Cassandra Barry
I do wife of Joel Stein stuff and mom to a toddler stuff. WAH textile designer. Blog at babble.com: http://bitly.com/pPPDo92,098 followers | Follow
Stephanie Pollock
Founder of Active Therapy. Certified Health Coach/Yoga Instructor. Helping those with digestive/body image issues.1,925 followers | Follow
Steven Bonisteel
Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.1,906 followers | Follow
Indé Fjölnir
And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.1,508 followers | Follow
fluffy little clouds
I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.1,217 followers | Follow
James Williams
Professional Developer/Amateur Photographer Living in Charleston, SC879 followers | Follow
Harry Nipples
You'd think it would be easy to come up with one line without sounding crazy or full of myself.359 followers | Follow
Amber Rohrig
83 followers | Follow
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