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John Mayer

Recording/Sandwich Artist
3,136,776 followers |

THE_REAL_SHAQ

VERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS
2,859,845 followers |

The Onion

America's Finest News Source
2,193,618 followers |

ICanHasCheezburger?

I can has funny pictures of cats, plz?
1,649,084 followers |

Wil Wheaton

I'm just this guy, you know?
1,642,333 followers |

someecards

Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor site, someecards.com! You’ll love not unfollowing us!
1,610,405 followers |

Jason Goldman

Flipped my wig at age 22 and it never grew back. Also: I work at Twitter.
1,474,445 followers |

Neil Gaiman

will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.
1,464,943 followers |

Funny Or Die

We make comedy videos with famous and funny people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We also like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.
1,417,507 followers |

danny masterson

i been workin on the railroad,all the live long day... i been workin on the railroad jus to pass the time awaaaay...
1,388,554 followers |

rob corddry

I am a gentleman
1,325,847 followers |

Justin

I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
1,231,558 followers |

Jason Sweeney

limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.
1,213,310 followers |

Kevin Nealon

Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
1,202,266 followers |

Paul Feig

Paul is a guy who wears suits and tries not to screw things up. He also created Freaks and Geeks.
1,162,789 followers |

Mindy Kaling

writer/performer/shopper
1,151,272 followers |

MC Thumbtack

ROBOT LORDS OF TOKYO, SMILE TASTE KITTENS.
1,117,198 followers |

Rob Riggle

Actor, Comedian, Writer, U.S. Marine
1,068,426 followers |

Rev Run

Words of wisdom non-stop.. Pls don't be offended if I don't reply or follow u, But I Love you!
833,334 followers |

DaveJMatthews

821,798 followers |

Nathan Fillion

It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
513,187 followers |

Alan Carr

Stand up comedian and tv presenter
412,426 followers |

Stephen Colbert

384,995 followers |

Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
367,095 followers |

Not TinaFey

364,024 followers |

Doug Coupland

Never left art school
328,415 followers |

Christian Spicer

comedian, actor, writer, video-game player, comic-book reader, nice guy
257,602 followers |

lil duval

FOR BOOKING EMAIL RICHBROKEENT@GMAIL.COM
211,271 followers |

Darth Vader

Evil Orphan Annie™
134,901 followers |

Bill Maher

The Official Bill Maher Twitter
118,498 followers |

Dominic Byrne

Man who does news. And dabbles in a bit of weather reporting not always 100 per cent accurate.
104,935 followers |

Seth Meyers

93,792 followers |

Louis C.K.

69,220 followers |

Tiny Buddha

The Tiny Buddha will give you wisdom! Quotes from the wise.
66,900 followers |

Merlin Mann

That's nothing — you should hear me play piano!
61,832 followers |

Rob Huebel

I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
58,543 followers |

Claude Bouchard

The next best-selling crime-thriller novelist! Author of Vigilante, The Consultant and more! Creator of Simple Musings & dubbed Einstein of Twitter!
50,612 followers |

TheBloggess

I have friends in spite of myself.
37,557 followers |

Joshua Allen

cockblocking beats
30,974 followers |

Ralph Marston

The Daily Motivator
29,191 followers |

Paula Poundstone

Outstanding comedian; NPR regular
25,265 followers |

Whitney Cummings

I'm a comedian and actress. I am dead inside.
23,986 followers |

Meeting Boy

Say or do something stupid in a meeting and I'll tweet it.
23,136 followers |

lisaling

23,062 followers |

Tremendous News!

Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.
22,518 followers |

James Gunn

I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.
21,964 followers |

Adam Lisagor

putthison.com, youlooknicetoday.com, birdhouseapp.com, adamlisagor.com
20,279 followers |

Jordan Rubin

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1140290
17,827 followers |

Joyce Cherrier

Misplaced Maui girl/ Former health food store owning,gym managing,pro-windsurfer/25 yrs.in fitness #luv Family,my Fender Bass,surf trips,P90X
17,097 followers |

Adam McKay

Adam McKay is a writer and sometimes directs stuff and works at Gary Sanchez Prod and FOD
16,324 followers |

Scott Simpson

Shame is sexy
15,625 followers |

Andy Borowitz

Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of BorowitzReport.com
14,793 followers |

Jelisa Castrodale

I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.
14,635 followers |

Causecast.org

Causecast is a social action network. We're a voice for all causes, & sometimes funny non-cause stuff too =)
14,109 followers |

CafePress

CafePress is a green machine within the fun factory of life.
12,149 followers |

Richard Laermer

Rambunctious (think rum + boisterous) pop culture/media junkie & prolific writer of all things askew.
10,836 followers |

Amy Jane Gruber

You ain't a beauty but hey, you're all right.
10,728 followers |

Gordon Keith

Broadcaster, Writer, Lead Singer
9,647 followers |

Adam Isacson

Latin America Guy at Center for International Policy (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_cip.
7,671 followers |

Brian Crecente

father, husband, writer, gamer
7,042 followers |

Teresa Strasser

Sometimes I exploit my baby at www.exploitingmybaby.com.
6,960 followers |

HotAmishChick

will show ankle for five minutes of wireless
6,865 followers |

Avery Edison

@clapifyoulikeme's girl. Used to give out welcome messages, but not since I SOLD OUT. averyedison[at]gmail[dot]com
6,661 followers |

luckyshirt

Unicorns think I'm a myth.
6,451 followers |

David Bugliari

6,270 followers |

Josh Hopkins

father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer.
6,184 followers |

Steven Murphy

I've been framed.
6,137 followers |

Joe Schmitt

the second T is silent
5,992 followers |

John Moltz

I'm told I'm somewhat disappointing in person.
5,968 followers |

James Laker

No matter the opponents Game Man Listens Own Optimum Time No matter the conditions-Game- Man Wins-In His Window Of Time
5,328 followers |

Sadao Turner

Online producer for everything Ryan Seacrest, social media strategist, photographer, victim of Heidi Montag's tweets.
5,210 followers |

RedheadWriting

Writer, disruptive presence, devil's advocate (the devil, on occasion), snarkmeister, hash tag abuser in a 10 step program because I can't commit to 12.
5,172 followers |

Theresa

I collect graduate degrees and complain about things.
5,110 followers |

Doctor Zaius

Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are
5,058 followers |

Tom Tomorrow

dilettante, man about town
4,979 followers |

ruthakers

curing teen pregnancy one tweet at a time
4,830 followers |

Daniel Shannon

Snuggie 'Before' spokesmodel.
4,771 followers |

Stephanie

Hey, turtleface. Want a peanut? sprattacus [at] gmail
4,753 followers |

Jim Mitchem

A tightly wound knot of paranoid emotional energy which manifests itself as words that I manipulate for money. (father, ad man, love @tinamitchem)
4,740 followers |

roughdiction

Living vicariously through your gym membership
4,688 followers |

Don Millard

Sardonic Writer and Artist, Current PressRoom Drone Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, Comedy and All Things Irish
4,632 followers |

Josh Donoghue

Ex-Grifter
4,611 followers |

SeoulBrother

Half Seoul. All Brother. Written by Albert McMurry
4,386 followers |

Dream2Real Coaching

TWEET about what should not be forgotten :)
4,365 followers |

duty

certified bullshit technician. ...please direct all additional queries to @crackbarbie.
4,194 followers |

Jonathan

The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding... oh. And I wear a size 11 shoe.
3,980 followers |

marklisanti

Utterly unknowable.
3,919 followers |

Soap Box Liberal

Don't believe everything you read.
3,831 followers |

Funny Pictures Pics

Funny! Your Host For Online Entertainment: Funny Videos, Pictures, Games And Much More!! Become A Fan On Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/petedotcom
3,830 followers |

matt

 coder, farker, phrenologist, horatian. I forget what eight was for. totally kidding.  
3,802 followers |

Kim Brater

Co-founder of Ant Hill Marketing, Brand Strategist and news junkie
3,752 followers |

Bailey

awesome at alliterations.
3,677 followers |

Michael Pierce

I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better then you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.
3,628 followers |

Jason

3,501 followers |

The Night Stalker

Writer, actor, political commentator, David Bowie fan. Night Stalker.
3,370 followers |

Ben Brooks

Comic. Rocker. Papa.
3,248 followers |

Derek

I write because they won't let me play with the scissors anymore.
3,101 followers |

Remiel

Torn between health and wellness or wealth and hellness.
3,090 followers |

tenacious d.

Not just another cute and sexy genius.
2,940 followers |

Henry

Chicago grad student getting Master's in Human Computer Interaction enjoys technology, burritos.
2,861 followers |

Derek Thomas

I seek out intelligent, creative people, empathic folk who know what pain is and don't want to unnecessarily hurt others
2,770 followers |

Feengrangle Qualis

Allow me to be your imaginary friend.
2,750 followers |

Peter Urbanski

Programmer, designer, web publisher. Optimist, enjoy life, travel, photography.
2,723 followers |

Jeff Kelley

I work in mass comm, create things, socialize, write, and probably eat more fried chicken than is considered normal. E: jeff[at]tarichmond.com
2,700 followers |

Luke in Vancouver

Making Orphans feel better about their predicament for over 6 years.
2,673 followers |

Nikolai

An inventive mind available for hire. Inquire at plaidlemur [at] gmail Check out other funny tweeters on favstar.fm
2,587 followers |

Mohammad Chaudhry

Open minded free spirited college kid, always can make you laugh iTweet ALOT Follow me ☑Yes ☐No ☐Maybe. For comedy, advice, quotes & insightful commentary!
2,565 followers |

blondediva11

Bitter and twisted. What's your problem?
2,550 followers |

Gen JC Christian

An 11 on the manly scale of absolute gender.
2,379 followers |

Miss Creant

I am a symphony of contradictions.
2,329 followers |

Jay Handler

President of SellPhone Marketing, helping companies of ALL sizes make use of Text Message Marketing!
2,320 followers |

JT

Dicen que soy aburrido...
2,272 followers |

Rob Kroese

Writer and software developer. Author of Mercury Falls, a humorous novel about the apocalypse. And it's pronounced KROO-zee.
2,215 followers |

Alex

You think you saw me licking the salt out of the inside of a bag of potato chips? Okay, that might have been me
2,175 followers |

Bort Flancrest

I am a father to two children. What kind of society would let this happen?
2,088 followers |

Chris Pinckney

Sorry about that last tweet.
2,036 followers |

Arch Stanton

Your Best Nightmare
1,986 followers |

Adrian Woodworth

Emphatic; semi-colonist. I like music, science, politics and art; more than musicians, scientists, politicians and artists.
1,898 followers |

Stephanie Pollock

Wandering soul looking for purpose. Lover of life and laughs. Certified yoga instructor and health coach.
1,860 followers |

Crusty Juggler

But dogs CAN look up!
1,853 followers |

Maria

I like wasabi, patronizing bunny rabbits and think red wine needs to stop pretending it's not purple. // gmail: piscesinpurple
1,812 followers |

pantsless

Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
1,749 followers |

Jane

She's come undone.
1,705 followers |

jimsharp

Been training sharpeners for over 19 years. Marketeer & Internet Junkie. Social Media Enthusiast. Husband & Homeschool Dad. Come cut up with me!
1,685 followers |

Tolle Haus

I love to share comedy and quips - via www.tollehaus.com, www.formspring.me/tollehaus and Twitter.
1,620 followers |

Miss_Cook

If I fit my entire life bio into one line, I'm never gonna get that book deal. Boobies.
1,598 followers |

Peter

If you believe any of this you're probably in the wrong Facebook.
1,590 followers |

JD Crowe

Moderately disturbed editorial cartoonist. Art. Politics. Random thoughts, properly mishandled, can become toons.
1,569 followers |

Indé Fjölnir

And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.
1,566 followers |

Kasper Hauser Comedy

Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.
1,559 followers |

The Xray King

Radiation---used only for the good of mankind.
1,501 followers |

Kate Horton

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
1,438 followers |

Josh S

I'm 24. I study law full time. I like imaginative or witty humor or just the mundane.
1,406 followers |

Jordan Peterson

Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network technician, frotteur.
1,354 followers |

Dave S

Dignity is way overrated.
1,274 followers |

Uncle Twisted

Experimental photographer. Underwear model. Bullshit artist. Professional dirty boy.
1,251 followers |

rsmallbone

Carnival barker, jingle singer, and neurosurgeon.
1,227 followers |

David Leibowitz

Writing funny little things in the margins of the pages.
1,222 followers |

Paula Gray

No relation to Earl, Dorian or Macy.
1,166 followers |

Troy

{∅}
1,126 followers |

nicedream

these conversations kill.
1,109 followers |

Karen

Who ARE these people?
1,073 followers |

Don Henry

Flash-in-the-pan. Inventor. Pork chop thief. Rum runner. Car chase watcher.
1,029 followers |

Jeannie B

Artist, Mom of 3, Easily amused (obviously). I follow funny people in the hopes of becoming one when I grow up.
1,021 followers |

you are killing me

Joking. Really. Lighten up, it's only twitter.
1,001 followers |

Steven Bonisteel

Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.
956 followers |

fluffy little clouds

I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.
866 followers |

♥

i'm married & looking...but not looking for you.
863 followers |

Cassandra Barry

Street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
861 followers |

Ian Wright

Living out of a suitcase...
833 followers |

Günther Green

I poop like the wind.
823 followers |

Beau Bockman

One third nerd, one third jock, one third country boy in the city, one third not good with fractions.
816 followers |

Rabbi Crut

About yourself in fewer than 160 chars.
794 followers |

Crab

Stronger than ativan and more powerful than chocolate.
729 followers |

zzzzz....Huh What?

saving the twitter world from @facetious_one one phone call at a time.
719 followers |

James Williams

Professional Developer/Amateur Photographer Living in Charleston, SC
717 followers |

LisaG732

Often both frustrated and amused by much of what life has to offer. And glad to have Twitter as a forum for bitching about it.
715 followers |

Blue Dream

smokin and tweetin on the reg
705 followers |

Chuck Noritz

I am neither a gentleman nor a scholar.
695 followers |

avi

I like to watch.
692 followers |

Susanne

Just because your sense of humor differs from mine doesn't mean I suck- It means you suck. XOXO
621 followers |

Neil B

Oleaginous since 1993
603 followers |

jinxybee

Chicagoan, dog-lover, atheist, Spanish speaking, single mom. Slave to a boy and a blind Costa Rican street dog. Kapeesh?
580 followers |

Buffy Van Huis

Let's be honest, you don't really care what this says. You just wanna see something snarky, so suck it.
562 followers |

joesmith. Really.

A caricature of an unbecoming character. Not social. Not a comedian. Not a big follower. Not recommended.
558 followers |

Amy

Mom, red-head, chronically tired. Oh, and I enjoy cupcakes.
546 followers |

Morgan

Killing my gerunds. Softly.
543 followers |

Jane Doe

494 followers |

penfabulous

I love music & snacks.
489 followers |

Robbo

I am a difficult sort of person.
415 followers |

Sapwell Puddintain

purveyor of used books and poppycock.
408 followers |

Trevor Fitzright

The first straight man working in fashion since 1892
397 followers |

Tim J

Plays in too many orchestras. Likes words. And cheese.
382 followers |

Vulgar Verbalist

I'll make you laugh, cry, and wonder why. If you're uptight or close-minded, follow/friend me at your own risk.
353 followers |

Just Cara

Funniest accountant you'll never meet. Tattoos & piercings to be sexy & cool. Awesomely atheist. I luv rainbows in a non-gay way. www.iamjustcara.tumblr.com
313 followers |

Eridanus

Life is what happened to me whilst I was making other plans.
285 followers |

Mark Lacey

You'd think it would be easy to come up with one line without sounding crazy or full of myself.
283 followers |

rhymes with hazel

Designer, Mom, Goofball http://favstar.fm/users/raiselm
260 followers |

CrensCrotch

Dangling or standing at attention, it's all good.
210 followers |

Dan

Because I said so, that's why.
134 followers |

Amber Rohrig

123 followers |

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