Daily Funnies
NiC0LE P0LiZZi
Boss Lady/Reality Star★ . Devoted Animal Print Lover. Future Wife & Mommy =) MY 0NLY FB: http://www.facebook.com/NicoleSn00kiPolizzi5,053,113 followers | Follow
Chelsea Handler
Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts The Chelsea Lately Show on E!4,924,260 followers | Follow
Russell Brand
4,795,899 followers | Follow
Kevin Hart
I'm telling my STORY & It's helping me make H I S T O R Y..........I'M FUCKING FOCUSED TWITCHES4,201,889 followers | Follow
Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.4,009,491 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
3,513,893 followers | Follow
RainnWilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.3,043,645 followers | Follow
Steve Martin
I am the actor, writer, comedian and musician.Grammar and usage police welcome! That's how we learn. Check Stevemartin.com for summer tour dates.2,719,492 followers | Follow
Eddie Izzard
I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country2,437,524 followers | Follow
Seth MacFarlane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire2,226,412 followers | Follow
TextsFromLastNight
remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do... send your TFLN to 768431,978,091 followers | Follow
John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show1,961,862 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor sites, Someecards, HappyPlace, and Jockular. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,845,908 followers | Follow
Jonah Hill
I wanted to start an official Twitter page to communicate with the awesome people who are interested in communicating with me. That means you, mom.1,800,563 followers | Follow
Cheezburger
All your funny in one place. All your tweets by @thomasbevans1,589,070 followers | Follow
Kathy Griffin
2-time Emmy award winning comedian. Watch KATHY every Thursday @ 10 PM on Bravo!1,477,572 followers | Follow
Jimmy Kimmel
I GOT SO MUCH LOVE FOR THE FANS...you are always there for me and I will always be there for you. MUCH LOVE. thanks1,392,617 followers | Follow
The Funny Truth!
Truth about your daily life. Contact: funnyortruth@gmail.com1,327,861 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
1,208,385 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,145,530 followers | Follow
Kirstie Alley
Actress,mother,COB and founder of www.organicliaison.com and www.phitter.com STILL AN AVID CAP USER1,052,128 followers | Follow
The Daily Show
Jon Stewart and The Best F#@king News Team Ever take on the news with highlights, full episodes and more!765,251 followers | Follow
Funny Facts
I'm Naveen R Kukreja. I'm a comedian, actor, writer, photographer, top tweeter, trend setter, and instagrammer. Business: funnyorfact@ymail.com724,488 followers | Follow
Adam Savage
I play a scientist on TV. Obsessive maker of things. Host of Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel.677,916 followers | Follow
Peter Serafinowicz
Male actress and comedienne. All content © Peter Serafinowicz.630,209 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.590,390 followers | Follow
Judd Apatow
527,068 followers | Follow
CollegeHumor
We once tweeted about Twitter being down while it was down. It ripped a hole in the space-time continuum and we saw our own deaths. facebook.com/collegehumor515,884 followers | Follow
Funny One Liners
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.467,241 followers | Follow
James Franco
415,737 followers | Follow
Best Film Quotes
Follow @BFQshirts for Best Film Quotes T-Shirt! Made by: @ReyzaBahfen. Business inquiries: bestfilmquotes@hotmail.com388,556 followers | Follow
Keith Olbermann
There is Baseball, and occasionally there is other stuff of note. If you think you're following me on Facebook, I'm not ON Facebook.382,571 followers | Follow
The Lulz Boat
Lulz Security® (LulzSec), the world's leaders in high-quality entertainment at your expense - http://lulzsecurity.com/362,841 followers | Follow
The Batman
The hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs. So you'll follow him. Because he can take it. GDB@batcomputer.net346,919 followers | Follow
Carrie Fisher
Metaphors be with you all & Instant gratification takes too long.343,247 followers | Follow
Lisa Lampanelli
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, standup comedian, actress, equal opportunity offender, Mrs. Jimmy Big Balls331,211 followers | Follow
Paul Scheer
I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.320,418 followers | Follow
Jeffrey Ross
Relax, I'm a comedian. The 'Jeff Ross Roasts America' tour is happening right now. Check out RoastmasterGeneral.com for info on my live roasts.301,683 followers | Follow
Fake AP Stylebook
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.287,825 followers | Follow
thelonelyisland
284,173 followers | Follow
CedEntertainer
Dance Fu... DVD On Sale October 4th, Directed By Cedric The Entertainer and Starring Kel Mitchel277,178 followers | Follow
Andy Richter
actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to Sarah Thyre, father of two265,872 followers | Follow
Chelsea Lately
Late night talk show hosted by Comedian & best selling Author Chelsea Handler215,832 followers | Follow
Dave Gorman
AbsoluteRadio:Sundays10am. Podcast too. Tour dates: http://bit.ly/LiveDates I never RT any tweets that ask me to RT them. Don't drop litter.212,312 followers | Follow
TheBestWorstAdvice
Here to make the rest of your life the best of your life.200,492 followers | Follow
Michael Showalter
Author of Mr.Funny Pants available at a bookstore near you! Or online now at www.amazon.com196,121 followers | Follow
Margaret Cho
Cho Dependent is airing on Showtime + get the DVD at margaretcho.com or a digital copy on iTunes!187,246 followers | Follow
Wil Anderson
Supplier of topical dick jokes and more shameless plugs than Ricky Ponting's scalp. My new tour Wilarious is currently on sale: https://www.wilanderson.com.au187,062 followers | Follow
LMAO TWITPICS
Your One Stop For Funny Pictures. Got a funny pic? Send it to sendfunnypics@gmail.com Check out our friends at @vladtv, @celebschoolpics, @sneakerwatchcom174,902 followers | Follow
Gilbert Gottfried
Mr. Gottfried served 8 years in prison for beating up an Eskimo.173,982 followers | Follow
The Sklar Brothers
This is the official twitter page of comedians, Randy and Jason Sklar. We have a new TV show called The United Stats of America on History 10pm Tuesdays.165,359 followers | Follow
DRUNK HULK
REMEMBER! WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AND SEE ONE FOOTPRINTS! YOU KNOW THAT WHEN DRUNK HULK CARRY YOU! WWW.DRUNKHULK.COM!159,727 followers | Follow
funny humour
cracking ribs from back in the day with the best jokes on twitter...feel free to please send me jokes...ill retweet.157,796 followers | Follow
James Van Der Beek
AKA Dawson, Mox, Sean Bateman, & the guy who plays JVDB in Don't Trust the B- in Apt. 23 on ABC. Also a father & husband (when not playing psychos).153,338 followers | Follow
Neal Brennan
Co-creator Chappelle's Show. Director of The Goods. Comedian. Hero. Victim.138,941 followers | Follow
David Thorne
Amongst my qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 90956, reading to blind children & training seals, embellishment may be at the top.134,840 followers | Follow
Charlie Murphy
My Book The Making Of A Stand Up Guy & Stand Up DVD I Will Not Apologize available online NOW!!!! - Charlie Murphy!117,389 followers | Follow
Sarah Colonna
Writer & regular on Chelsea Lately. Star & Producer of After Lately. Author, NY Times Bestseller Life as I Blow It. Available in stores, on Amazon & BN.com.116,413 followers | Follow
Arrested Development
Quotes, news, and links from the greatest show ever, Arrested Development.113,871 followers | Follow
BILL BELLAMY
The Official Bill Bellamy Tweet Spot! A Fun Place To Get Your Laugh On!!110,187 followers | Follow
Chelsea Peretti
Creator of Seinfeld, Founder of LinkedIn. 10 time champ of Showtime At The Apollo106,957 followers | Follow
Eric Stangel
Head Writer/Executive Producer Late Show w/ David Letterman, named 1 of Time's 2011 140 Feeds to Follow. All-around fun guy!101,491 followers | Follow
Pauly Casillas
Inventor of the spaghetti sandwich and Zapp from Zapp & Roger.83,487 followers | Follow
Jen Kirkman
Stand-up, writer, actor. Chelsea Lately & After Lately, Drunk History. Appearance dates here: http://jenkirkman.tumblr.com/standupdates80,229 followers | Follow
Dave Foley
A comedian from the 90s. Capable of almost 12 facial expressions though I rarely use more than 4 of them.73,385 followers | Follow
Homer J Simpson
I work at a nuclear power plant. Married with two kids and a baby.72,579 followers | Follow
Daily Show Fans
A Twitter fix for Daily Show Fans! We are not affiliated with the awesomeness that is Comedy Central.69,117 followers | Follow
Robin Ince
I read books. Occasional blogs can be found at http://robinince.wordpress.com59,942 followers | Follow
Overheard Newsroom
@OHnewsroom delivers the best overheard comments in any newsroom -- #OHnewsroom your tweets for the site. Managed by @ohmykevin.58,402 followers | Follow
HuffPostComedy
57,929 followers | Follow
Web Soup on G4TV
The official Twitter feed for Web Soup with Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) -- new episodes premiere every Wednesday at 8pm on G4!50,366 followers | Follow
Indecision
Election news, politics and other jokes, exclusively from Comedy Central. Indecision is not associated with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.44,958 followers | Follow
Queen's English 50c
A translation service for English-speaking 50cent fans.44,890 followers | Follow
Stewie Griffin
Parody Account. NOT Affiliated with Family Guy Or Fox. Follow so I can rock your world!43,239 followers | Follow
AllGreatQuotes
AllGreatQuotes is world's most trusted source of inspirational, educational and fun quotes. Enjoy life quotes at http://www.allgreatquotes.com/life_quotes.shtml41,173 followers | Follow
WTF with Marc Maron
As a comedy nerd, this show is my nirvana. -Judd Apatow40,935 followers | Follow
Greg Fitzsimmons
FITZDOG RADIO APP available on iphone, Android & Blackberry! Subscribe to the podcast @ FITZDOG.COM! Greg Fitzsimmons Show every Mon. on Sirius XM Howard 10138,795 followers | Follow
Lucky Shirt
Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.37,430 followers | Follow
Jamie Capria
The average person laughs 15 times a day... that's not nearly enough. http://favstar.fm/users/MrFornicator http://www.facebook.com/JamieCapria36,674 followers | Follow
Kyle Kinane
I make jokes. They're on a record here: www.aspecialthing.com I do shows. They're on a calendar here: www.kylekinane.com35,373 followers | Follow
Robert Popper
lookaroundyoutimewasterletterstarvuradiospiritworldpeepshowinbetweenerssouthparkfridaynightdinner33,752 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.31,749 followers | Follow
Jen Lancaster
New York Times best selling author, wallpaper enthusiast, and, according to one journalist, someone who values pit bulls more than children.30,932 followers | Follow
Fearless Fred
Fearless Fred - Weekdays from 2pm - 7pm on 102.1 The Edge. You can read my blog at http://www.edge.ca/ AND read my comics at http://www.bigsexycomics.com.30,300 followers | Follow
Brendon Walsh
Guess how many fingers I'm holding up my butt. www.brendonwalsh.com29,175 followers | Follow
Improv Everywhere
Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places28,777 followers | Follow
awkwardfamilyphotos
28,150 followers | Follow
CC:Stand-Up
Comedy Central Stand-Up. The online home for stand-up comedy, comedians and your mom.27,921 followers | Follow
Steven BRODY Stevens
Former Radio City Music Hall Tour Guide. Comedian, pitcher, percussionist, son, brother.26,705 followers | Follow
British Comedy Guide
The British Comedy Guide is a website all about UK comedy. Lots more at www.comedy.co.uk25,203 followers | Follow
Kenny Hotz
This is my OFFICIAL page! Kenny vs. Spenny, TESTEES, Triumph of The Will. Etc. If it wasn't for spell check I'd be legally retarded!24,846 followers | Follow
Jesse Thorn
Proprietor of MaximumFun.org and Put This On; host of public radio's Bullseye and the comedy podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go! Bailiff on Judge John Hodgman.23,106 followers | Follow
blaine capatch
22,417 followers | Follow
Comedy Bang Bang
22,269 followers | Follow
John Heffron Comic
Comedian..that pretty much sums it up Please go to www.facebook.com/johnheffron and introduce yourself21,008 followers | Follow
Shari Vanderwerf
Stand-up comedian/writer. My husband complains that I over share on Twitter. Clearly, his hemorrhoids are just making him cranky.19,805 followers | Follow
Doug Stanhope Quotes
A Doug Stanhope quote every day from the unofficial quote stream that takes pride in failing to do justice to a comic genius.18,517 followers | Follow
LaughSpin.com
Laughspin.com is your online hub for all things comedy. Founded as Punchline Magazine in 2005 by Dylan Gadino, Laughspin is a new generation of comedy coverage.17,797 followers | Follow
Shawn Garrett
I write stuff. Sometimes it's funny. (WitStream.com) (@LIFECOACHERS) (@thefakeCNN)16,587 followers | Follow
Team Twaggies
The Web's funniest tweets, illustrated into even funnier comics. Have a funny tweet? Send it to us!16,342 followers | Follow
Urban Dictionary
15,793 followers | Follow
Santa Claus
I deliver 2 billion presents in one night to a bunch of shithead kids. I'm having a beer.15,561 followers | Follow
Never Not Funny
A weekly comedy podcast hosted by Jimmy Pardo and produced by @mattbelknap.15,510 followers | Follow
Greg Schindler
Funny Or Die's marketing manager and plus-sized hand model. I believe one's character is best revealed by their reverence for Patrick Duffy.15,260 followers | Follow
Nutty Jokes
Hand picked jokes and funny one liners that should bring a smile to your face. Please pass the humor along. LOL and live long!15,147 followers | Follow
fake michael_bay
The original imposter. All others are imposter imposters.14,745 followers | Follow
howard kremer
Comedian. Who Charted? Have A Summah. Dragon Boy Suede. Lee. Sloppy Timmy Slotzman. Austin Stories. Scare Tactics. Earwolf. Funny or Die. Beavis and Butthead.14,581 followers | Follow
Just For Laughs
Normally following people gets you in trouble! Here at Just for Laughs, we encourage it! Follow us for fest updates, special events, funny tweets, blogs & more!14,328 followers | Follow
Mark Duffy
Ad reviewer/ranter @BuzzFeed. Send me tips: copyranter(at)gmail(dot)com13,985 followers | Follow
SlappNuttz
I'm the guy that your Mom and Dad approved of, but you still wanted to fuck.12,612 followers | Follow
Caissie St.Onge
TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins NOW Watch What Happens Live! YA novelist http://www.CaisBook.com ALWAYS author @debenham's boo11,855 followers | Follow
E*TRADE Baby
Spokesperson, child prodigy, financial wizard. Taking control with E*TRADE. Sponsored by E*TRADE Securities LLC, Member FINRA/SIPC. E*TRADE Bank, Member FDIC.11,675 followers | Follow
Eddie Ifft
Comedian and co-host of the Talkin' Shit Podcast. Sometimes I am on TV when I am not on an airplane. I eat lots of grass-fed meat and surf poorly.11,665 followers | Follow
ucb comedy
Original comedy & funny videos from the twisted minds of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre’s best improv, sketch and stand up comedians.11,586 followers | Follow
Costaki Economopoulo
Costaki Economopoulos. The biggest name in comedy. Dad, comedian, writer, football fan, poker player. Usually in that order.11,357 followers | Follow
Hebrew Hammer
Sarcastic asshole that is hairier and jewier than you are. All the girls say that because I'm jewish that I'm cheap and have a small dick. Dead on11,083 followers | Follow
MovieBoozer
We're a movie website. We rate movies by beers, not stars/thumbs. We give bad movies more beer, it makes them better. Home of the Movie Drinking Games Podcast!11,055 followers | Follow
Fuck You, Penguin
11,018 followers | Follow
Lots of Jokes
We've got lots of jokes from squeaky clean jokes to down right dirty jokes in hundreds of categories, funny pictures, comics, contests and more.10,489 followers | Follow
designersays
When coworkers piss me off, I start sending them very serious work-related emails with a blank subject line. Don't fuck with me.10,151 followers | Follow
Josh Sneed
Comedian. Twitter-er. New Comedy Central CD Unacceptable and podcast Detention Show are both available in iTunes. Tour dates on my website.9,830 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,434 followers | Follow
shane mauss
Did you spell my name Shane Moss? Congrats, you found me anyway!8,442 followers | Follow
Tony Baker
Tony Baker. Husband,Father,Actor,Comedian,Free Thinker. Tony Baker is the future.8,361 followers | Follow
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
Laugh it up, fuzzball. (For personal musings and other nonsense, check out @stoogey.)8,249 followers | Follow
Jonathan Sloan
The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.7,863 followers | Follow
Susan Burke
I do comedy stuff and dramedy stuff too. I like myths. Go to thatsusanburke.com to learn how awesome helps make life nice.6,502 followers | Follow
Savage Chickens
Doug Savage draws Savage Chickens. New cartoons every weekday.5,884 followers | Follow
Debbie Winkler Estes
mom,grandmom,gardener, APA and VNEA pool player, animal lover,sports fanatic, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Missing-William-F-DiSilvestro-IV-Billy-D/211082325615,873 followers | Follow
Mouthy Housewives
@MarinkaNYC, @WendiAarons, @mamabirddiaries, and @waitinthevan have been neglecting their families to give you advice since 2009.5,578 followers | Follow
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Tweet me your favorite knock-knock jokes and I'll retweet them here. That is no joke.5,430 followers | Follow
Dustin Parkes
I write about baseball and try to be funny so that people will like me.5,065 followers | Follow
yer joking
If you can't take a joke, don't follow me. ;-) If you have a joke, send it to me.4,939 followers | Follow
The Joke of The Day
Want a daily laugh? Or at least an attempt at it? Funny one-liners, quotes, and clips. Daily.4,301 followers | Follow
Live Comedy L.A.
Break in your botox with some laughs in the City of Angels.3,880 followers | Follow
JokeFarm.com
JokeFarm offers you daily jokes in English to share with your friends! #teamfollowback #ifollow3,824 followers | Follow
Funny not Slutty
Funniest Women on the Planet. Make your Facebook funnier: http://www.facebook.com/FnSComedy Follow our sister site http://www.comedyrants.com @RantersRule3,221 followers | Follow
Blagues Humour Plus
Petites Annonces, Catégorie Humour - BeaucoupPlus.com ique3,083 followers | Follow
StephanieInglesfield
Voice Over, Comedy, Blogging, anything that keeps me from a 9 to 5 job!3,024 followers | Follow
InsultComicDog
I am NOT Rob Smigel's dog puppet. Nor Rob Smigel. I am not a celebrity.2,799 followers | Follow
Please Fire Me
Submit why you can't quit: http://PleaseFireMe.com or @ us. JOIN THE PFM REVOLUTION; BUY OUR BOOK: http://amzn.to/lHPzjH (by @jillmorris & @johnnymcnulty)2,407 followers | Follow
Wynne McLaughlin
Sr. Designer, Star Wars: The Old Republic - When I was a kid, I hated puns. I think I've groan.2,098 followers | Follow
Steven Humour
Husband, father on none, recovering video game addict, amateur chef, screenwriter, who's seen every episode of The Simspons, and likes Cheetos.1,867 followers | Follow
Humour 101
Funny, Jokes, Humor, Parody, Funniest, Laughing, Humour, Hilarious, Funny Stuff, Laughter, Humorous, Humor Video, Funnies, Joke Of The Day http://bit.ly/10lrf81,539 followers | Follow
Yuk Yuk's Calgary
Located at The Elbow River Casino, Calgary, AB. Your headquarters for fun and games! 403-258-2028 http://www.yukyuks.com/location.aspx?LocationID=31,475 followers | Follow
Marion Jokes
1,397 followers | Follow
Drew Dernavich
Cartoonist for New Yorker magazine. I will not steal your French fries.1,174 followers | Follow
Diabetic Comedian
Diabetic Stand up comedian looking to make it in the mainstream. Based in Atlanta. Comedy Central then Vegas!1,004 followers | Follow
ComedyJuiceLA
844 followers | Follow
Daily Groaner
A daily dose of comedy guaranteed to make your eyes roll! Each 'tweet' delivers one PG13 to R Rated joke that's sad but true.829 followers | Follow
Viet Huynh
Stand-up comic by night and engineer by day. I also read comic books, make Custom Action Figures, and do an Avengers podcast called Earth's Mightiest Podcast.610 followers | Follow
Shark Cartoons
Introducing the animated series Shaaark! And the world's largest collection of shark cartoons and shark animations by Australian cartoonist Phil Watson553 followers | Follow
Steven Humour (DIGG)
Hi I'm StevenHumour on Digg. I created this profile to promote my friends Diggs and other Digg related stuff.475 followers | Follow
PunchLineTV
Comedy 24/7 The Real side of comedy. Indepth Interviews and StandUp375 followers | Follow
Mike Peters
Pulitzer Prize winning Editorial Cartoonist and Creator of Mother Goose & Grimm367 followers | Follow
AMERICAN CANDY
Crackalicious Sketch Comedy! In Living Color meets The Carol Burnett Show. Next show - April 13-14 @ SOS (tweets by @patranila)299 followers | Follow
